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RomanceRe: What's Your Spending Limit On A Relationship Without Intimacy by Lankaline(m):
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RomanceRe: What's Your Spending Limit On A Relationship Without Intimacy by Lankaline(m): 4:35pm On Nov 28, 2013
martronilla: Something that I have been interested in learning
more about has been if people can maintain healthy
relationships without involving sex. I remember my
best friend and I talking about it one time in a
sleepover, but even though we had similar opinions
we were still unsure on whether we had an answer.
Lately, the issue has caught my eye again. I know
that many people feel that sex is a must in a
relationship. From what I’ve heard not many people
believe it’s possible. For example, I heard that if you
“give it up” right away you're considered smutty,
but if you wait a while it’s fine. Now that’s just what
I’ve heard, it may not be true.
One thing that I know for sure about maintaining a
healthy relationship is that trust and respect are
extremely important. Now, I’ve studied my share of
relationships and believe it to be uncertain
personally, It’s funny to me how relationships last
longer when nobody/few know(s) your business.
Maintaining a healthy relationship without sex has
always been a questionable statement. Our
generations change, and become more developed
than the last. Now we have children as young as 12
indulging themselves in sexual activity simply,
because they think it’s the thing to do when in a
“relationship.” Truth be told, we all know that the
term “sex” is meant for adults and married couples,
us teens are taught sexual education to maintain us
cautious about our social environment. Many times
we are misled into peer pressure, we just give in
because of the moment, or we feel we’re in love.
Majority of the times, it’s not love we feel, it’s
infatuation. Naija guys will never understand this.
Kataway!
RomanceRe: What's Your Spending Limit On A Relationship Without Intimacy by Lankaline(m): 3:44pm On Nov 28, 2013
Big4wig: If i ain't getting d pussy,no spending noni.

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as
it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the
153 hens... The farmer is impressed
thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic
rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The
farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he
finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the
geese and parrot too which scared the
hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer
finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead &
vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You
deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U
deserve this "The rooster opens one
eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them
land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my
whole bleeping career"
Hahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha,,I trieed to hold the laf but I fittn't,,thiz is indeed funny
EducationRe: ASUU Leaders Chase Kogi Governor Away From Hospital by Lankaline(m): 10:21am On Nov 14, 2013
OMG,,ma one month subscription expires today,,Aghrrrr,,,
@topic,,
What is ASUU?,did she survive the accident,,?
(On ma way to buy garri)
PoliticsRe: Females Top Table Of Military Recruits by Lankaline(m): 10:00am On Nov 14, 2013
mobuch: Smh#
angry

























































































So sad#
Smh for yu too,,u quote the whole tin juhs to ryt,,smhhuh,
SMH
PoliticsRe: Females Top Table Of Military Recruits by Lankaline(m): 9:58am On Nov 14, 2013
icebeatz: I always had d fantasy of fuuuccccking a military woman.... with this good news, my dreams will soon become a reality!!
That dream means something else,,maybe a strong illness coming yur way soon,,
Dream on
AutosRe: Cute 2005 Lagos Cleared Peugeot 206 (toks) For Sale by Lankaline(m): 1:33pm On Nov 13, 2013
3rd to comment,,dancing skelewu
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Have Better Guys, WHY? by Lankaline(m): 12:01pm On Nov 10, 2013
Xoxo true,,,again,,possibility of an average lukin babe to find true luv is greater than that of a pretty lady,,90 percent of guys that come to them are only attracted to them physically,at the end,,the guy go liv dem go marry an average lukin gal,the pretty ones believe they hv nothing to learn and so forth,,that's why yu hear them say,,
E.g,,Emeka dumped me,,cos of that ugly betty,,someone am 100 tyms prettier than,lol,,,
Lastly,,guys seem to cheat on their girls with sumone whom they know their lady is prettier than,,ma query is Why??
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede Calls Yvonne Nelson An Attention Seeker On Twitter by Lankaline(m): 2:42pm On Nov 08, 2013
olatomiwa: Jegede, I absolutely disagree with you.
Jegede is an average actress while Nelson is a very good
actress. There is no comparing the two. AND Nelson is
soooooo se**y, she is hot!

njuwo: Another lesbian on the run. No be me talk am, na ur comment talk am.
Lol,,obviously
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede Calls Yvonne Nelson An Attention Seeker On Twitter by Lankaline(m): 2:40pm On Nov 08, 2013
warrikid: wetin dey worry una for this NL sef,i no even know who be YJ or YN out of dem two.
and una no go let person hear word cause of rubbish matter.
mtscheeeeeeeeew.
ok we don hear,wetin make we do now?
rubbisssssshhhhhhhhhh
Lol,,u don't know any of emhuh?,haha,,k,do yu know Goodluck Jonathan?
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Jegede Calls Yvonne Nelson An Attention Seeker On Twitter by Lankaline(m): 2:36pm On Nov 08, 2013
Did nelson really offended her in anyway,,wetin coin-sign her,,why she d drink para for anoda person headache,,abegi,,mk 5 knack jare,,
Nig vs 6-1,,,5pm,,that's a better news
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Killing A Nigerian In India by Lankaline(m): 10:47am On Nov 08, 2013
[color=][/color][color=#000099][/color]hmmmmm
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia- WCQ (2 - 0) On 16th November 2013 by Lankaline(m):
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What is Ethopiahuh,and why are they going to fight with us in calabarhuh?
PoliticsRe: Hunger Level Falls In Nigeria, Remains Alarming In Africa- IFPRI Report by Lankaline(m): 11:00am On Oct 15, 2013
deejay_harry1: fucck nigeria .... fucck the modafuckn starved....
Any similarity between you and a human is purely
coincidental!
,,u_r_too_slow,,Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you
worse advice.as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
,Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had
enough oxygen at birth?,,pls_ansawer_me_fass_@ss,,,if_i_were_yu,,i_will_sue_ma_brain_for_non_support
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Like The Most About Yourself? by Lankaline(m):
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EducationRe: ASUU Strike Will Soon Be Called-Off - Okojie by Lankaline(m): 2:05pm On Sep 26, 2013
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EducationRe: ASUU Strike Will Soon Be Called-Off - Okojie by Lankaline(m): 2:03pm On Sep 26, 2013
Yeah,,ma_pastore_also_told_me_last_sunday,Jesus_will_come_soon,,yet,we_are_told_to_help_raise_money_for_d_church_to_be_completed,,that_means_he_himself_no_blive_am,,,mk_i_no_talk_am,,but_HEY,,,,,
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PoliticsRe: Father, Son & Almajiri Killed In Borno by Lankaline(m): 4:48pm On May 24, 2013
OK,,what_else?
RomanceRe: Songs That Makes You Think Of Your Ex. by Lankaline(m): 5:21pm On May 17, 2013
Many_of_em_reminds_me_of_her,,love-is-wicked,ada-ada(by_Flavour),dont_brek_ma(banky)oh,,God,i_loved_her,,xoxoxo_much,,but,she_fucked_up,,and_changed!!!!!,,
PhonesRe: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by Lankaline(m): 9:51am On May 17, 2013
News_splash,,,thanks!
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To Osita Iheme by Lankaline(m): 8:48pm On Feb 20, 2013
obadiah777: ANOTHER OSITA IHEME CRUSH. THIS SITE IS SWAMPED WITH FA-AGGOTS undecided SEUN NEEDS TO BAN YOU ANKLE GRABBERS
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain
rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not
sure you have anywhere to put it!
Don't juhs have enough time for a low life like u,seems u too best words are gays n ankle breakers,u keep repeating em,,if I had d chance †̥☺ meet u,,will mk u swallow slow,,Retarded d:ck Head
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To Osita Iheme by Lankaline(m):
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Car TalkRe: Man Builds Light Aircraft In Bayelsa by Lankaline(m): 9:47am On Jan 28, 2013
Nigeria,lol,,this type WONT fly,but if it does,it WON'T come down
EducationRe: Answer Giver Or Receiver Who Should Be Victim Of EXAM MALPRACTICE? by Lankaline(m): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2013
Both Ø̶̷̩̥̊͡Ƒ̶̷̩̥̊͡ em I guess,,but if u can't blame them,,then blame our secondary schools that has turn waec †̥☺ home work,,students re passin waec with epmty Dik heads,,shaking ma head for Naija,,Wonders must neva end,,Mchwwwww
PoliticsRe: FG Earned N5 Trillion From Taxes In 2012 – FIRS by Lankaline(m): 9:27am On Jan 28, 2013
How does this one concern me!!,,?
HealthRe: Top 5 Regrets People Make On Their Deathbed by Lankaline(m): 8:04pm On Nov 27, 2012
choosen1: Wow! I think people would be better if they really express theirselves and let out what they feel....
Oboy,,there is nothing like their selves
TV/MoviesRe: Amazing Kid On Nigeria's Got Talent by Lankaline(m): 8:10am On Nov 20, 2012
pingo: Teach your child the way of the Lord...........................
Wetin that one come mean?
RomanceRe: Do You Consider Height A Major Issue In Choosing A Partner? by Lankaline(m): 4:35pm On Nov 19, 2012
kingingkinging: Height can be an issue to some people but what matters most is the 'key factor' to you.
If the height is all that you need and other matters does not count to u then no problem. I have discovered that as our finger prints differ, so also no two marriages are same.

I have once left a lady because of her height, then I could die because of virginity,but despite the fact that I was told by her and her elder sis that she was a virgin yet I left her, a good girl for that matter but my main facinating factor was absent in her hence my reason for leaving her.

But pls, if she is not a short, 'very shor girl' depending on your own height, you can go ahead.

If one marries a bad woman, then one will know that all these factors are as ephemeral as anything, a model-like lady that slaps your mum, fails to care for you and children, nagging, promiscous, etc will only give you hypertension, cardiac arrest, high blood pressure,divorce,etc.
Pls think very well.
Sad but true
RomanceRe: Do You Consider Height A Major Issue In Choosing A Partner? by Lankaline(m):
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Music/RadioRe: J Martins Vs Flavour: Who Sings Better? by Lankaline(m): 12:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
Flavour joor!!,Ɣ☺ΰ dey madt?
Jokes EtcRe: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by Lankaline(m): 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2012
paris10: What if I say... "By what margin am I your junior?". This tends to eliminate completely the use of senior or other colloquials.

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