₦airaland Forum

Ashleydolls:
A person of unsound mind is easy to spot. It's obvious further argument with you is not healthy for my well being. I won't want to contact the insanity in your blood through my phone. Lemmie know when you're okay but that will be in years time. Until then, run home and f*ck your mom

See yu telling us Nicki is this and shes that,,abegi
That girl is cum sucker,,captain of the cum squad!,,dont come up suporting an artist yu no nothing about,,
To the topic
Iyanya abi na wetn,,yu Bleep up big time,,talking shits about what yu had with a lady is kinda a child thing,,but yur decision to put yur career first was priceless,remember if yu were just a regular guy in akwa ibom,,that gurl wouldn't have even known
Hint:never abandon what gives yu cash cos of what might take it away from yu
Another Hint:Iyanya isn't a fuckboy as girls will say,,he is just a dumb ass bitch in a Nigga,,for revealing what happened ontop the foam

First,,,,we never reach 26th yet,secondly,diamond bank acc numbers are usually 10 digits,,not 12

Stupidity

NotOfThis:
So basically all they care about is the physical. What a surprise.

Wetn dey surprise yu for there

If it was possible for those who were dead to actually take selfies in the coffin,,trust me many would do so and post on fb

Fvck yu

3Dimension:
Whoever believes that Sergei wrote this letter is not different from those that believe helping others can give you instant 30%.

I dnt get yu lots,, so yu dnt believe he wrote this,,but yu believed whem they told u mmm had freezed for a month,,thats hypocritical,, the founder have no other way of communicating to ppl if not tru their individual acc,,,everyone of us got this letter,,in our respective accounts just d same way wen got the letter about the freezing of mavros.

I was actually wondering if i wo t see any stupid comment on this tread as i scroll to the current ones and BOOM i saw yur comment,,all Nigerians can't be reasonable na,,thanks for not disappointing

Hmmmm,,a girl will move on even if yu r in finals and shes a first yr student(out of experience),,not to talk of when yu are nw im first yr,,and shes in 3rd yr,,its hard to keep her head straight bro,,
Mine then told me i cnt mk it on tym to marry her!!,,(jokingly)and before yu knw it,its over
Im nw outta skul,,
I think better
The way am chasing mony now,,yu go think say somtn d run with am
Chasing mony even in hold-up!!!!
Money over everything bro,let her go

pocohantas:
Lol.
You done see am na.
I even used to see the girl, there was something about the way she looks at me. When I complained, he said she isn't sociable.

Who was the sidechick, me or her?

Na she be the side chick dear,,not yu,,yu r just the one he think is blind,while the other girl is the one he believe is dumb

Lol

Mimido2:
nah
just forget
thank God I left him sef
its too painful to remember

Ehya,,i knw that feeling,,we all have to go thru the wrong one to get to the right one,,,be thankful yu moved on!,,

Mimido2:
yes
as for me I've vowed not to check d phone of any guy I get into a relationship with cos d last time I tried it d guy didn't even deny it rather he dealt with me and d rest is history.

Dealt with yu?,do yu mind.if i knw how?,,,

CorGier:
Abi. Yeah, I get that feeling.
Your ex is quite the looker though.
All the best with your new girl.

Tnx,,happy new month to yu

Mimido2:
its true sha
but guys cheat more

Lolz,,abi,?

Lol

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this songs didnt help me
Beautiful pain -Eminem
Goodbye my lover-
When im gone-Eminem
Think edge-Eminem
Say somthing-Pantonix
And so ON,,,
Na God d heal broken hrt,,

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Pylony:
Oga you don't even understand the system to explain how the pyramid scheme is built. LAWS OF HELPING.lol set by the scheme patrons i guess.

Oga,,free him,,nobody is forcing yu,,yu believe it will crash,,and yu r trying so hard to prove yur point that it will crash,,if it does,,hope yu will gv thanks giving??,,like i said,,free the guy,,NOBODY D FORCE ANYBODY TO JOIN MMM

Pylony:
They tricked you to get involved by saying the system is all about providing help, if really its about help lets see you helping the less privilaged in the society who can't raise a single dollar for the scheme or even fen for them selves. Yet they call it a business..lol.

https://theeagleonline.com.ng/mmm-nigeria-community-donates-relief-materials-worth-n5m-to-idps/

Read news,yu no go read,,na yeye posts about mmm yu dey jump into,,the good ones,yu won't hear,,,okpoko

I didn't even read a quote where offor stated that Trump and Buhari will come or were invited,,a stupid blogger juhs add it to this post and y'all are masturbating on it,,yur killing yur selves on this woukd hv made sense if offor said it himself,,not when a stated says,,"it is believed",,who in their right sense will believe such,,,Not only trump,, even Jesus,,,,tribalism is a disease and it has eaten deep into the average yoruba and igbo man,,,!!

Omg,,i love this post ooo,,have been laughing since,, after loosing 17 million naira wey i for win yesterday in bet9ja,,i hv been so moody,,thank God for this thread,,is cracking me up,,,
See how the north,south west and SE/SS ppl are attacking each other,,we all pretend to hate each other in this country,,earlier today,,a yoruba man nearly hit down an hausa guy, if yu see the way hausa ppl take rally round the guy car dey speak their language,,threatning to deal with him,,seized his fone wen he tried calling someone,,,until a group of ibo guys came to the scene and over shadowed them,,,and ensured the yoruba guy was unhamrmed,,
This is the same yoruba the ibo ppl claim to hate with passion,,
This happened in aba this morning,,,
E go just better say they divide this country,,everybody go im way,,,

Estharfabian:
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lol.
Pullleaaaase! I ain't even saying two words to him.
he reminds me of my Lil bro.. he's just 15..



I'm trying not to get banned.

This one just dey feel like queen,,,sis,yu need to stop,,yu are not hot,yu r burning match,,, if i recall,,yu are the bimbo that called out someone's mum in a context it isn't required!!,,.yu need to stop,ya boring as_________ a blank

NOETHNICITY:
The astonishing level of Ur naivety might jus be the reason girls don't look in ur direction.
No girl likes a dull guy.

This one na pure mumu,,did yu read ma comment at all,,am telling yu there is nothing like 10yr old girls having adult sex patners in aba or anywhere in naija,,yu here talking about nativity and girls look at ma direction,,yu may want to reread my comment and not wallow in oblivion!

Have been in aba for more than 2 decades now,,reading this and the comments here is just amusing,,i can't help but laugh,, this aba wey i dey,,,lol,,nawao,,,,this person who arrived to this conclusion deserve brain check up,,,lolz,,umu aba go live hustling under the rain/sun for mkt,,,cm get tym for muktiple sex partners,, and he even said 10yrs,,,as in,,the sex patners pick them from their parents house and go straight to hotel abi im own hause and do the thing,,,lolz,,what a way to laugh out loud this evening!,,,story for the gods

porshuch:
I concur! Go to york around hospital road aba, you will shee sumtin. You cannot cheat them o, they get body guards that stands around.

And they are 10?

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This country self,,so as i go skul for 5yrs,,finish this july,,i go come wait and pray mk i folo for ppl wey go sti go waste 1yr for another state,,and be getting 19k or so,,which cant even afford anything tangible,,my mates wey no go skul,,dey see mony pass me wey go,,,after the service,,yu go still come dey look for job in hands of ppl wey no be all of dem sabi book,,yu either keep on trying or yu can go and die,,bleeped up country,,,

Felincous:
Eeyah, he wants 2 be relevant 2?
His name sef wan crack my Iphone 7.
If u laaaaaf.....

Not even funny,,keep posting,, maybe yu will poat something that make sense

FriendChoice:
Jonathan fail more than any President in entire Africa. He is Igbo. When we say Hausa it means Fulani, kanuri etc So get that right. Likewise when we say Igbo it means east. Ijaw is East.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?,,and Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull,,,,if i were yu,i will sue ma brain for non-support