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HealthRe: Little Bumps On The Shaft Of My Dick by Lankaline(op): 4:31pm On Feb 04, 2021
internationalman:
It's a withdrawal symptom from trying to stop masturbation..

Don't even deny it. I know you masturbate and you've been trying to stop lately.
Hmmmm,you might be right,I stopped for a month or so(oct to nov),but It was so difficult,so I'm back to it,sadly�
HealthRe: Little Bumps On The Shaft Of My Dick by Lankaline(op): 4:29pm On Feb 04, 2021
sotall:
Pls go to the hospital and confirm it's not genital warts
Doesn't look like a wart at all,but I will be going to urologist on Monday if it doesn't clear before then
HealthRe: Little Bumps On The Shaft Of My Dick by Lankaline(op): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2021
jansonn:
I have seen it!! It's actually normal, some people have it but most don't. I think it's call ppp or so.. you can Google it. It's not infection, don't fear. Some say toothpaste can clear it Shaa, you can try that.
I have read of the ppp,but mine isn't even as protruding as the ones I saw that have the ppp,Its just making me restless sha,
HealthLittle Bumps On The Shaft Of My Dick by Lankaline(op): 10:30am On Feb 04, 2021
Hello, good day everyone,I have these spots/bumps under the shaft(cap)0f my dick,they don't hurt,don't itch and they are in rows,I'm wondering if anyone have seen such before,i just noticed it yesterday,,,.
Any suggestion or explanation would be welcomed
RomanceRe: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Sexually Attracted To Someone Else. by Lankaline(m):
Hmm
PoliticsRe: Okezie Ikpeazu Tests Positive For Coronavirus, Hands Over To Deputy by Lankaline(m): 8:49am On Jun 08, 2020
nero2face:
Funke !!!

modified: I live in Aba and many people has lost sense of taste and smell, it's in rampant in Aba as at today, more than 5 of my friends suffered same and have recovered, obviously corona is real but not a death sentence, we go overcome las las...
I know about 10 people who had this,5 being my cousins who live in urata and other 5 being the people we live in same compound with,and on thursday I joined them,cant taste or smell nothing,,..I think the coronavirus(if it is really it),that entered abia state has a weaker strain.
PhonesRe: The Official Samsung Galaxy A70 Thread by Lankaline(m): 11:00am On May 31, 2020
iamoyindamola:
Since last month
Okay,I have just be have double mind about updating to android 10 because of complaints I read about updating to android 10 on A70 back in February, some people updated and the phone went completely off(Not in Nigeria though)
PhonesRe: The Official Samsung Galaxy A70 Thread by Lankaline(m): 4:57pm On May 30, 2020
Pls,has any one here updated their A70 to Andriod10?,and when did you get the software update?
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out That You're Being Cheated On? by Lankaline(m): 9:48am On Jul 14, 2019
MenGoingThereWay:
No matter how this ladies call men dogs it still doesn't change the fact that ladies cheat more than men.

My own experience is that most of the girls I have nice time with all have boyfriends or someone they are serious with. It's so bad that they tell me about their relationship issues and I get to advise them after we have had rounds of Sex. Some even have 3 guys they claim to be serious with, some even tell me about pastors and married men who toast them or who they had unplanned Sex with and how there bf is suspecting them.

These girls keep making it difficult for me to trust ladies with their cheating and selfish ways. They don't feel a single remorse when in the act till they are caught. One was riding me and a call from her boyfriend came in and she immediately put her hands on my neck, giving me the eye sign to stop my thrusting. These babe spoke to her boyfriend as if she wasn't doing anything and even told him she loves him and after the call she aggressively rode me while she had this evil grin. I had a lot of thoughts run through my head at that moment.

The second instance, I was with this babe and her phone rang and I helped her reach for it and the call ID read " MY love" . I handed the phone to her and she just threw it on the bed saying " abeg abeg I don't have time to be answering jamb question". You can imagine.

Another one asked me in her words "how can I say I have boy friend and it feels like am single" and I was like then let him go and in her words " he is a nice guy, he understands me and will make a good husband ". These girls can be selfish and mean.

You may think it's about money, care and time but most times its not because many have serious bf who do their best to give them all these and you wonder what these girls want. I used to make out with one whose bf was super rich and cartered for her but do you know this girl opened mouth to tell me about two other men and that she will be touring with one of the men while she tells her bf she has gone to visit her sick mum.

Aside students even the working class aren't left out...That's a talk for another day.

Men take my advice and you will be happy you did

- Men don't need love we need respect. Oncertainly a girl don't respect you dump her sorry

- Always have it in mind that no girl owes you anything till you pay her bride price

- Make yourself less available for these girls. These has worked for me well. Itso good you give these girls an impression that you are busy, focused and they come second. Do this and watch how they will always want to be around you and jump to come meet you each time you call.

- Give these girls space don't choke them

- When it comes to the bed be dominant let them see you using them to satisfy your sexual cravings. Don't pity them ooh..spank ass, pull hair etc. That does a lot to their psych. Topic for another day

- Never taking a cheating girl back. I once advised my cousin the young man refused and 2 years down the line his girlfriend who he introduced to the family got pregnant for yahoo boy ���.

Many are still screwing me, they are unrepentant whilst they confess love to their bf.

- Mengoingthereway
I don't know you bro,but i must admit,this your summary is so top notched 100%,,,all you said is true mehn,,,a man shouldn't keep a man who don't respect him,i dated this girl,she like hot oil,always angry at the slightest provacation,she is the only girl that evwr insulted me,called me fool,mumu,and these things happen after she tell me oneday say she no want oo,,meenwhile prior to that,she cheated on me,i found out,i never asked her instead i showed her more love and care so she could confess,she was a virgin and it happens to be one student for im skul don open am few days after resumption,so few days later she confessed,asked me to take her back,i did o,me way nevee Bleep am yet?,why wont i?,i felt my love for her died,and that i will use her for fvcks only,,she was happy i forgave her,we moved on but mehn,the kind "disrespect" that followed it eh,,she was the one that later said she don't want again,,,that lets be friends,and that I'm a good guy,i tried being friend hoping i can still be doing the do,but mehn,she lock up completely, its been 20days now,,,.So it's fair to say the points you highlighted are so true,
PhonesRe: Gionee M5 Discussion Thread[HOT] by Lankaline(m): 4:20pm On Nov 13, 2018
I'm having a problem,don't know if it's with the phone,i never thought Gionne M5 had 4G,so today some airtel guys came around and gave me a 4G sim,and also showed me that my phone had 4G,,problem is,the network arrow (the one thats always beside the bar when you ON data)doesn't come up,but 4G is still written there,anyone know how i can tackle this issue?
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Nigerian Girl Commits Suicide, After Suicidal Posts On Twitter by Lankaline(m): 1:00am On Nov 05, 2018
People will just come here and be writting rubbish,,,,its only a fool that thinks depression isn't real,sometime last year i felt so depressed during a CDS meeting (Nysc),,all i heard in my head was "Go home and kill your self",, the voice was so loud,i walked home,i got home and took my kitchen knife,wrote a txt and sent a cousin to tell my mum i love her,i was shaking,my cousin called and started begging me,told me to remember how my mum will feel if i kill my self,,,i felt pity for her,i was stuck between how my mum will feel and how i will feel if i end my life,i chose the former,i called her and went home straight, depression is bad,very bad,my people,i Repeat,its VERY BAD,,and REAL too,,earlier this year i started following this girl on twitter and saw her tweets,she blocks anyone who try to help,her parents spend thousands monthly for her therapy,but she isn't getting better,she needed foerign therapists,i tried talking to her severally, she blocked me,i opened two different accounts so i could follow her,she lost it all when she was suspended in school for hitting a guy who pulled her bra,she was suspended and started staying home,days later,she dies,May her soul RIP,,and for any body who talks rubbish about this,GOD PUNISH YOU
HealthRe: Sweating On The Palms, How Do I Stop it? by Lankaline(m): 3:01pm On Nov 02, 2018
This thing dey happen to me naa,but never for once have i been bodered about it,it happens to my bro too,mine uaed to be palm and foot,now,na only palm,and thats occasionally
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Unity, Not Negotiable - Gowon by Lankaline(m): 8:04am On Oct 24, 2018
Mumu,na God go punish you
CrimeRe: Lagos Alfa Rapes 29-Year-Old Virgin Student, Wipes Her Blood With Handkerchief by Lankaline(m): 10:06am On Jul 17, 2018
Lolz,,thats their business,pls o,mbok i need Job oo,help a fresh graduate,,2.1,bachelor's degree in Agric Economics
Lankazeku@gmail.com
CrimeRe: Lagos Alfa Rapes 29-Year-Old Virgin Student, Wipes Her Blood With Handkerchief by Lankaline(m): 10:06am On Jul 17, 2018
Lolz,,thats their business,pls o,mbok i need Job oo,help a fresh graduate,,2.1,bachelor's degree in Agric Economics
08139189529
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Reacts To Davido’s Porsche Gift To Chioma - READ NOW by Lankaline(m): 5:30pm On May 02, 2018
sankristol:
Lastly,do Remember To Wash Your "Yansh" When Next Your Bathing,Cos Too Much Durhtie for yansh no good for small pikin like you.
Thank Me Later.
Calm down jare ,yu just showing us that his words hurt yu,you even had to post twice,naso e pain you reach, but you Bleep up shaa,,saying 45m was common,like say you don ever see 200k for your account before!
CelebritiesRe: Ronaldo Vs Beyonce: Who Is More Popular? by Lankaline(m): 6:54pm On Apr 05, 2018
Its actually kinda funny that Nigerians don't really know the meaning of popularity or fame,some are saying Ronaldo is known by people who love football only,mehn thats rubbish,,whether yu love football or not,yu must have heard the name Ronaldo,goto countries where there is little access to the internet,,the kids there know Ronaldo,,5yr olds ask for his Jersey to be procured for them but for that 5yr old to actually know Beyonce,he/she have to first have a phone or actually watch a music vidoe of Beyonce which is rarely shown these days,,So pls being popular has nothing to do with whether people like your profession,,,
Another example,almost every being on earth have heard the term whatsapp or facebook,both elderly people have heard the term,doesn't mean they need to use it or like it,,if Twitter happens to have more users,,it doesnt mean its more popular than Fb,it only have more users (which we know it doesn't), So lets not confuse the term popularity with other stuffs
NYSCRe: Youth Corper, Bayo Ogunmola Dies In Car Crash While Returning To Akwa Ibom State by Lankaline(m): 1:18pm On Jan 05, 2018
FRSC CDS group will miss yu bro,,i just canr tell why we are to do clearance on 3rd,whereas for the past months,we even do clearance on second week of dec,Bayo was cool guy,the type that don't likes showing himself.News of yur death have sent cold shivers down our spines

NYSCRe: Fake Corper Arrested At Akwa Ibom NYSC Orientation Camp By Police (Photos) by Lankaline(m): 5:31am On Aug 10, 2017
God punish yu all,,which police,,this guy was caught in my hostel by corps members,,even when the poloce came we refused them to even enter,,it was the army that took him away
See this ones?
PoliticsRe: Biafra Supporters Storm Nnamdi Kanu's Residence In Umuahia (Photos) by Lankaline(m): 4:24pm On Jun 28, 2017
tscara:
just imagine anyone who doesn't agree with your ideas is not Igbo. What kind of country do you want to have? A dictatorship ? Smh
Yur country have been such a contry since its Independence
PoliticsRe: Biafra Supporters Storm Nnamdi Kanu's Residence In Umuahia (Photos) by Lankaline(m): 4:21pm On Jun 28, 2017
One thing that amuses me is how yoruba ppl jump on any thread that has IPOB as its caption,,its really funny.many people read comments on Niaralnd and make no contribution cos at times we don't knw where to start....
I was online during the time yoruba people were arrested after a fight with hausa people in their own backyard,seriously this people can go to any length to defend hausa people, but once they see ibo thread,,they loose their heads,,nawaooo...please ask yur self as a Nigerian(no matter yur ethnicity)what have yu benefited from the Entity since yu were born,also tell me,,does it look like things will get better or worse,,,
PoliticsRe: Quit Notice: South-east Herdsmen Disown Arewa Youth by Lankaline(m): 2:49pm On Jun 15, 2017
NtoAkwaIbom:
When I read comments like this, I just Imagine the level of Ignorance in most Youths.
Up till date, I am yet to see, an Hausa man building or buying a wonderful building here in the south, but then,take a tour round Nigeria.. Igbos do have Land and properties everywhere... while the Hausa's mostly stay in Shacks and mud houses.

the Thing is, in the Nigerian Market, the Igbo man make up 70% of those selling there, but their kinsmen are outside the market throwing in Stones and arrows not knowing that the greatest Casualty of their Hate, will be their Brodas.

some guy Yesterday said, the that Igbos can have their Biafra and still have their houses and businesses in Nigeria untouched, and I just wonder how delusional humans can be, fact is ones Biafra is declared, All your Senators, Federal Workers, will be sent back...
the Land Use act states that Land in Nigeria Belongs to Nigerians alone, so your Certificate of Occupancy will be revoked..
I am imagining all that swarm of people swimming back to the 5Eastern States(Yes The South is not Part of that una illogical nightmare) with everyone trying to buy land, to build house to start business, and then knowing the Infighting that will ensue as the population of people will outnumber the Natural resources available for you guys.

My Problem is that The rational people among you, are keepin quiet, not calling the ignorant miscreants among you to other, fact is, when the roof comes caving in, none of you will be spared.

You can insult me, or you can think about this...
Yu made so much sense bro,,kudos
Am Igbo by the way
NYSCRe: We Have Not Fixed Date For 2017 Batch A (stream II) Orientation Course – NYSC by Lankaline(m): 8:07am On Jun 11, 2017
Cool,,no wahala
CelebritiesRe: Does Davido Really Have 30 Billion In His Account ?? by Lankaline(m): 3:07pm On Jun 10, 2017
There are two types of people in this world
1.those who have made some cash and enjoy their money
2.those that discus about those who have made money
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Order Igbo Out Of Region by Lankaline(m): 9:44pm On Jun 06, 2017
Fulmigati:
grin They act like we will die out if a couple of Igbos are forcefully removed from Sharia Land lol. It is hardcoded in our DNA to survive and thrive. Biafra Today, Biafra Tomorrow, Biafra Forever!!
Am telling yu bro
PoliticsRe: Northern Youths Order Igbo Out Of Region by Lankaline(m): 9:41pm On Jun 06, 2017
Firstly i am shocked,that Nnamdi Kanu said things will start happening after 30th may,am sp excited reading this and have shared the news with my cousins,God is really working!.
Secondly i have been reading from first page to this one, and all i can tell is,The yorubas are really masturbating on this,Wow!,the average yoruba man take this news to be a bad news for us whereas it is a wonderful one, it is something we all been praying and hoping for,
God i believe yu can do more
NYSCRe: 3 Corpers In Benue Found Missing Money & Returned It,NYSC DG Did This 4 Them by Lankaline(m): 6:30pm On Jun 04, 2017
abachaphilo:
I am the most handsome guy in owerri
With this yur head thats like 60% of yur body mass,,owerri yu haff xuffer
RomanceRe: Nigerian Bride Refuses To Kiss The Groom On Their Wedding For This Reason (Video by Lankaline(m): 6:20pm On May 08, 2017
Nawao!!!!!,,May God forbid this kind of thing happening to someone i know,,,yu people saying he should have left the girl to go when he realized the girl no luv am,,are right but yu guys are not puting it in a right way,,yu are having sympathy for the gurl alone,,,what of the young man,,4yrs in university in naija no be beans,,school fees and lodge fees and pocket money etc,,haba,,e no easy to let go,,but surely if i was in his shoes,,i will count my losses and move on,,God this is my wedding day,, not embarrassment day,,i shud be overjoyed including my wife to be
Christianity EtcRe: Buhari's Health: Joshua Iginla's Prophetic Message (Throwback Video) by Lankaline(m): 12:05pm On May 05, 2017
Ok
EducationRe: What's The Most Memorable Thing That Happened To You In The University? by Lankaline(m):
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya's First Sex With Yvonne Nelson: Singer Recounts by Lankaline(m): 4:24pm On Mar 31, 2017
Ashelylove and Vicfleezy
Nawao for una oo,,innocent men are where they are,yu two r here puting their names in what they knw ntn abt
These una insults no be here oo,,i wish the both yu exactly what yu wished yur respective dads

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