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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Better Than Lionel Messi - Marcelino by laplace19(m): 1:22pm On Oct 19, 2014
Baddestguyp:
you're still dodging it and BTW don't ever say ronaldo is better cos of hatricks cos that would imply u know nothing about.football. messi has been argued to have surpassed maradona and pele but no one can dare say ronaldo is as good as maradona or pele. pls stop comparing ronaldo with messi, its an insult, messi is way outta his league, so we should only compare messi vs maradona vs pele
Lolzz.... CR7 fans please answer this question.... why can't CR7 be compared to the likes of Pele and Maradona?..


Messi has equalled Telmo Zarra's 251 goals in la liga history(highest) and news has it that if Messi score another goal to make it 252 goals against real Madrid on 25th that the game will be stopped and Messi will be honoured for some minutes...... I can't just wait to see how una C.Ronaldo go just stand dey honour Messi for pitch grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Hull City (2 - 2) On 18th October 2014 by laplace19(m): 5:00pm On Oct 18, 2014
Arsenal draw pass okro huh soup....

Na England-league two dem suppose dey play.... ? grin
PoliticsRe: FG Reduces Cost Of Importing Food By $2bn by laplace19(m): 11:30am On Oct 12, 2014
dgitrader:
can we see a picture of at least the bag, where it is printed made in ngr.
Doubting Thomas....

Local rice plenty for naija...

While we were staying in onitsha I normally go to Pokobros Group of company to purchase local rice.. inside the company you will even cite their rice field...
PoliticsRe: FG Reduces Cost Of Importing Food By $2bn by laplace19(m): 11:27am On Oct 12, 2014
jeffizy:
I'm yet to eat a local rice.
I wonder where it is located.
I don't know about other areas,but if you are in onitsha you will invariably get bags of local rice... Pokobros Group manufactures local rice
TV/MoviesRe: Osuofia Vs Saka: Who Is The Better Comedian? by laplace19(m): 3:43pm On Oct 11, 2014
VirginFinder:
You are a very correct guy,I swear.
You see,this thread has tribalism written all over it.Yorubas'll support Saka while Igbos'll support Osuofia even if they would choose the other were it to be another platform/scenario or in their minds.
But as far as it NL,the lines are drawn.
This one you dey force people to accept saka...



Saka na your papa? shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Difference Between 9ja Forum And Foreign Forum (post) by laplace19(m): 7:30pm On Oct 08, 2014
Lolz... Naija for life
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: One Of The Most Beautiful Teen On Nairaland by laplace19(m): 10:00am On Oct 07, 2014
Lindajohn:
dat one na advice? Abeg park wello.k, am 19, are u happy now? Or make i talk 32?
Apparently, you like seeking for attention.. you quoted me for the first time of which I ignored you still went ahead to quote me again.....

Just stop it...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: One Of The Most Beautiful Teen On Nairaland by laplace19(m): 7:17am On Oct 07, 2014
Lindajohn:
i come dey wonder, wetin make some people no get brain,
Teens of nowadays hardly take advice...
Not your fault shaa
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: One Of The Most Beautiful Teen On Nairaland by laplace19(m): 1:00am On Oct 07, 2014
Na your type dey get heartbreaks from guys pass...


Better pick your book and start reading...
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Soilders Dancing Skelewu by laplace19(m): 12:49am On Oct 07, 2014
yuncka:
Pls, if U luv Ur MB dnt click on dat link. It wil kip redirectin U to many other blog pages endlessly.
Thanks,bro...
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows Us The Money(photo) by laplace19(m): 12:41am On Oct 07, 2014
This Davido too dey childish...



Na small boy shaa
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by laplace19(m): 9:13pm On Sep 30, 2014
Dbestmax: Beta do o..mhmmm.But wen u sed dat gal dey pull cloth 4 ur face dey shw u d small hairs wey dey her tummy....wia u lyinghuh
Dude,no be lie matter abeg.. I don pass that level... she normally do those stuffs at the back of our house meant for fetching water and washing of clothes... we go dey talk and she go raise her clothe,on citing her belle I go mumuliciouslly look down.... na past things shaa
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by laplace19(m): 11:22am On Sep 30, 2014
Rapzino: that's true bro, na only on social network i fit make mouth o.
Lolz.... chai!!...na same boat dey carry us,I swear
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by laplace19(m): 11:16am On Sep 30, 2014
Rapzino: so we're in the same boat boss, i have never been able to ask a girl out in a one on one encounter. Like a total of three girls have asked me out but i couldn't help declining.
At this stage I no go decline, but the babe go notice say I dey shy during the eating and interaction phase..... I use jokes to cover up sometimes shaa


Btw, you fit shy pass me oo grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by laplace19(m): 11:11am On Sep 30, 2014
Dbestmax: Well be dat as it may...Thank god I was able 2 finish ur story....and all I can say is


ThankGod u grew up.....
Bt guy realy in colledge days I taught I was shy


Mehn...U're Shyest...hehehe
Lolz... no be me do myself, bro.... the funny part as it stands now is,whenever am with someone that's my girlfriend I don't feel any shy....but on the other hand,omor..see shy shy bobo grin shocked... will over-grow it shaa
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Girl Ever Wooed You, Share Your Experiences by laplace19(m):
Most times I try to hate myself due to the beautiful girls I lost as a result of being shy... I was and still a bookworm and got to meet with many girls while in my ss2..

There's this girl(my neighbour and a personification of beautiful) , I tutored her in physics when she was preparing for her waec but then,I was still in my ss2... she tried so hard to make me reciprocate her love to the extent of crying in my front which I strongly ignored . Due to the nature of her dad's business they relocated to Lagos... that was when I realized how much I love that girl... I couldn't sleep the day they relocated and I was TOO shy to at least tell her that I care on that faithful day... Though we are now friends on WhatsApp but she keeps on uploading a guys pix as her profile..... and as a sharp guy,I keep on uploading the pix of a girl more prettier than her on my profile too...lol...funny...

The second girl came on a holidays then from lag...chocolate and very beautiful... I vividly recall that I was perusing my Ababio Chemistry when she boldly came out and told the guys (2) waiting to woo her that I am the one she loves.... To tell you the truth,my hands started shaking and I began to perspire uncontrollably...at that same spot I was totally discombobulated and had to close my textbook with immediate effect and left... As time goes on she started opening her clothes for me whenever we are alone...I was too shy that I invariably find it difficult to look the fine small hairs on her belly.... she later went back to Lagos... And many other girls, just that typing the experience here can make a good textbook...lol


All the same shaa,I thank God for not allowing me to fall if not I would have impregnated most of the girls since I was an amateur then.... on the other side I hate myself a little for not reciprocating their love back due to shyness....



But be it as it may,I don't take chances anymore,but still a little bit shy grin grin
PropertiesRe: Newly Built Twin 4bedroom Duplex In Port Harcourt (pictures) by laplace19(m): 9:31am On Sep 27, 2014
wealthinfos: Alright pls do, your intrest is protected fully. what are u into?
..studying civil engineering and currently doing my IT in Ph.... I design with softwares too,sir...


#mySignature#
PropertiesRe: Newly Built Twin 4bedroom Duplex In Port Harcourt (pictures) by laplace19(m): 7:23pm On Sep 26, 2014
wealthinfos: You like good thing, so shall good things follow you in Jesus name!
a big AMEN my brother...

Gonna keep my ears on ground for those looking for a house to rent... in case I find one I will just holla @ you
PropertiesRe: Newly Built Twin 4bedroom Duplex In Port Harcourt (pictures) by laplace19(m): 5:25pm On Sep 26, 2014
wealthinfos: Go thief, why?
The inside is just sweet naa..... grin
SportsRe: NFF To Dump Keshi For Siasia. by laplace19(m): 3:35pm On Sep 26, 2014
buskie13: imagine him putting on a baseball hat the day we played SA....de guy hasn't been serious since de confederation's cup
Glad someone has also noticed his unseriousness...

Always feeling like he has arrived
FamilyRe: by laplace19(m): 11:51am On Sep 26, 2014
parismarc: lol at your post, that sex scene description ehh, the thing tire me o.HIAN!

@ op, is this story for real?
Lolz... the story tire me sef....

I like reading fictions like this shaa
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Declare For Presidency On October 8 by laplace19(m): 11:13am On Sep 26, 2014
He should make it the 4th time of losing...


That is, 2003, 2007, 2011 and 2015 grin
FamilyRe: by laplace19(m): 10:43am On Sep 26, 2014
This woman has no atom of remorse.... the way she narrates her love making with Tony made me to even start feeling Hot.... kai! grin

....i reject am shaa grin
PoliticsRe: Pope Francis: The Corrupt Should Be Tied To A Rock And Thrown Into The Sea by laplace19(m): 10:20am On Sep 26, 2014
Inasmuch as I am not a catholic... He simply said the Truth...

We need truthful popes like this
PropertiesRe: Newly Built Twin 4bedroom Duplex In Port Harcourt (pictures) by laplace19(m): 10:13am On Sep 26, 2014
Op Ooooooo cry


E dey do me make I go thief oooo cry cry
FamilyRe: He Ignored My Pregnancy Because Of His Wife’s Pregnancy by laplace19(m): 8:37am On Sep 26, 2014
Story for the gods....













But the gods are wise grin
SportsRe: NFF To Dump Keshi For Siasia. by laplace19(m): 8:29am On Sep 26, 2014
Hope this is true,cos am just tired of Keshi..

He acts as if he doesn't care in most of our games if not all...
Even the way he sits and chew gums is very pestilential to me...


#teamSiasia#
PoliticsRe: Plateau Budgets N442m For Plates, Spoons by laplace19(m): 6:46am On Sep 26, 2014
MrKnowitall: And so what? What about Jonathan's food budget of $10 million?

Hes just learning from the master: the honorable useless Jonathan.

You people need to stop complaining about nonsensical.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but stop misusing the privilege,bro
So for the fact that Jonathan's food budget is $10million we should start appraising plateau state governor for this potential looting abi?... If I may ask,was it Jonathan that fixed that amount if not the house?... Governors have their own food budget,or don't they?... I clamour to know..

So Let's frown at this scam facing us now,ok.... I support PDP,but this is a pure scam...
Let's call a spade a spade and not just an instrument for cultivating...
PhonesRe: Apple Responds To Complaints Of Bent Iphones by laplace19(m): 6:16am On Sep 26, 2014
No matter the bending
I still gbadu the phone
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by laplace19(m): 5:12am On Sep 26, 2014
khiaa: Ok, goodnite. I will be up for awhile because it's only 9pm here. *nite nite* smiley
Ok,dear.... Beautiful nightmares then kiss

(....forcing myself to sleep back...lol)
Forum GamesRe: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by laplace19(m): 4:55am On Sep 26, 2014
khiaa: lol Thanks, but no thanks I don't want to get into trouble with Bunchersstabb, so I will take a dip in the pool to get myself together. grin
Lolzz... he will understand lipsrsealed

(...goes back to sleep)

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