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Baddestguyp:Lolzz.... CR7 fans please answer this question.... why can't CR7 be compared to the likes of Pele and Maradona?.. Messi has equalled Telmo Zarra's 251 goals in la liga history(highest) and news has it that if Messi score another goal to make it 252 goals against real Madrid on 25th that the game will be stopped and Messi will be honoured for some minutes...... I can't just wait to see how una C.Ronaldo go just stand dey honour Messi for pitch ![]() |
Arsenal draw pass okro soup....Na England-league two dem suppose dey play.... ? ![]() |
dgitrader:Doubting Thomas.... Local rice plenty for naija... While we were staying in onitsha I normally go to Pokobros Group of company to purchase local rice.. inside the company you will even cite their rice field... |
jeffizy:I don't know about other areas,but if you are in onitsha you will invariably get bags of local rice... Pokobros Group manufactures local rice |
VirginFinder:This one you dey force people to accept saka... Saka na your papa? |
Lolz... Naija for life |
Lindajohn:Apparently, you like seeking for attention.. you quoted me for the first time of which I ignored you still went ahead to quote me again..... Just stop it... |
Lindajohn:Teens of nowadays hardly take advice... Not your fault shaa |
Na your type dey get heartbreaks from guys pass... Better pick your book and start reading... |
yuncka:Thanks,bro... |
This Davido too dey childish... Na small boy shaa |
Dbestmax: Beta do o..mhmmm.But wen u sed dat gal dey pull cloth 4 ur face dey shw u d small hairs wey dey her tummy....wia u lyingDude,no be lie matter abeg.. I don pass that level... she normally do those stuffs at the back of our house meant for fetching water and washing of clothes... we go dey talk and she go raise her clothe,on citing her belle I go mumuliciouslly look down.... na past things shaa |
Rapzino: that's true bro, na only on social network i fit make mouth o.Lolz.... chai!!...na same boat dey carry us,I swear |
Rapzino: so we're in the same boat boss, i have never been able to ask a girl out in a one on one encounter. Like a total of three girls have asked me out but i couldn't help declining.At this stage I no go decline, but the babe go notice say I dey shy during the eating and interaction phase..... I use jokes to cover up sometimes shaa Btw, you fit shy pass me oo ![]() |
Dbestmax: Well be dat as it may...Thank god I was able 2 finish ur story....and all I can say isLolz... no be me do myself, bro.... the funny part as it stands now is,whenever am with someone that's my girlfriend I don't feel any shy....but on the other hand,omor..see shy shy bobo |
Most times I try to hate myself due to the beautiful girls I lost as a result of being shy... I was and still a bookworm and got to meet with many girls while in my ss2.. There's this girl(my neighbour and a personification of beautiful) , I tutored her in physics when she was preparing for her waec but then,I was still in my ss2... she tried so hard to make me reciprocate her love to the extent of crying in my front which I strongly ignored . Due to the nature of her dad's business they relocated to Lagos... that was when I realized how much I love that girl... I couldn't sleep the day they relocated and I was TOO shy to at least tell her that I care on that faithful day... Though we are now friends on WhatsApp but she keeps on uploading a guys pix as her profile..... and as a sharp guy,I keep on uploading the pix of a girl more prettier than her on my profile too...lol...funny... The second girl came on a holidays then from lag...chocolate and very beautiful... I vividly recall that I was perusing my Ababio Chemistry when she boldly came out and told the guys (2) waiting to woo her that I am the one she loves.... To tell you the truth,my hands started shaking and I began to perspire uncontrollably...at that same spot I was totally discombobulated and had to close my textbook with immediate effect and left... As time goes on she started opening her clothes for me whenever we are alone...I was too shy that I invariably find it difficult to look the fine small hairs on her belly.... she later went back to Lagos... And many other girls, just that typing the experience here can make a good textbook...lol All the same shaa,I thank God for not allowing me to fall if not I would have impregnated most of the girls since I was an amateur then.... on the other side I hate myself a little for not reciprocating their love back due to shyness.... But be it as it may,I don't take chances anymore,but still a little bit shy ![]() |
wealthinfos: Alright pls do, your intrest is protected fully. what are u into?..studying civil engineering and currently doing my IT in Ph.... I design with softwares too,sir... #mySignature# |
wealthinfos: You like good thing, so shall good things follow you in Jesus name!a big AMEN my brother... Gonna keep my ears on ground for those looking for a house to rent... in case I find one I will just holla @ you |
wealthinfos: Go thief, why?The inside is just sweet naa..... ![]() |
buskie13: imagine him putting on a baseball hat the day we played SA....de guy hasn't been serious since de confederation's cupGlad someone has also noticed his unseriousness... Always feeling like he has arrived |
parismarc: lol at your post, that sex scene description ehh, the thing tire me o.HIAN!Lolz... the story tire me sef.... I like reading fictions like this shaa |
He should make it the 4th time of losing... That is, 2003, 2007, 2011 and 2015 ![]() |
This woman has no atom of remorse.... the way she narrates her love making with Tony made me to even start feeling Hot.... kai! ![]() ....i reject am shaa ![]() |
Inasmuch as I am not a catholic... He simply said the Truth... We need truthful popes like this |
Op Ooooooo E dey do me make I go thief oooo |
Story for the gods.... But the gods are wise ![]() |
Hope this is true,cos am just tired of Keshi.. He acts as if he doesn't care in most of our games if not all... Even the way he sits and chew gums is very pestilential to me... #teamSiasia# |
MrKnowitall: And so what? What about Jonathan's food budget of $10 million?Everyone has the right to be stupid, but stop misusing the privilege,bro So for the fact that Jonathan's food budget is $10million we should start appraising plateau state governor for this potential looting abi?... If I may ask,was it Jonathan that fixed that amount if not the house?... Governors have their own food budget,or don't they?... I clamour to know.. So Let's frown at this scam facing us now,ok.... I support PDP,but this is a pure scam... Let's call a spade a spade and not just an instrument for cultivating... |
No matter the bending I still gbadu the phone |
khiaa: Ok, goodnite. I will be up for awhile because it's only 9pm here. *nite nite*Ok,dear.... Beautiful nightmares then (....forcing myself to sleep back...lol) |
khiaa: lol Thanks, but no thanks I don't want to get into trouble with Bunchersstabb, so I will take a dip in the pool to get myself together.Lolzz... he will understand ![]() (...goes back to sleep) |
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soup....
