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CrimeRe: CBN N8bn: Accused Weeps As Children Appear In Court by laplace19(m): 6:26am On Jun 09, 2015
speaktome:
I will comment When i wake up from sleep.









Typing...........




#MySignature#MyBusiness#
Please sir, do you have a machine known as shredder or of similar type that can shred/slice oil palm trunk into fibres?
PoliticsRe: Top 10 'dodgy' Contracts Awarded Under Brf In Lagos State by laplace19(m): 3:46am On May 25, 2015
MugabeRobert:
A single kilometre road can cost 7 or more billions depending on how much in compensation is paid. Some road projects required demolishing existing properties and adequate compensation before commencement so before exposing yourself request for the EIA of the project sites.

But was I expecting you to know this? Was I expecting a successful brain surgery from a road side butcher?
Don't even try to justify this embezzlement, bro... I think a paved one kilometer road ranges from 120- 160mil... for the best standard 220mil will do it... Let's assume Fashola went for the best standard hence using 220mil/km

What compensation and demolition will amass to 7billion for just a 2km road?.... those streets don't they have existing roads already?... or are they pilot(virgin) roads? Or reinforced pavement instead of Flexible pavement?....

I take God beg you, no justify this one, abeg.
CareerRe: I Need Urgent Help In Either Staad Pro, Sap 2000 Or Orion....engineers,please. by laplace19(op): 3:00am On May 25, 2015
eromspete:
Nice choice of softwares.

I'd recommend you learn STAAD Pro sha (You can use it in any design office in the country cos its an industry leading software)

ORION is also great software as I have work experience using it (Versions 16-18) but its limited to RC structures only. Fastrack and TEDDS are also softwares you can use/learn too.

Learn to use all of them. You'd be better for it. wink
Thanks, man.... I will start learning Staad Pro soon, definitely.
CareerRe: I Need Urgent Help In Either Staad Pro, Sap 2000 Or Orion....engineers,please. by laplace19(op): 9:08am On May 24, 2015
abdulwastecx:
i can help you with orion brother...where do you live in ph?
you need orion for reinforced concrete design
you need things like lin pro for analysis
you will need stad pro for steel design and analysis
Oga Abdul, ... I have learned both Orion and Robot Structural Analysis Software( for both reinforced concrete and steel design)... I don't stay in Ph, just did my IT there last year.

Thanks for your concern,bro
PropertiesRe: Proper Analysis Of Design And Cost Of A Foundation Design For Bungalows by laplace19(m): 8:06am On May 23, 2015
abdulwastecx:
item 6.
sub structural block wall: this is part of the building that is built below the floor level serving as part of the foundation.

It is normally built with either hollow 9" block or 6'' block ( but i prefer 9" block).
the strength of the block should be within 4 - 1N/mm2


how to calculate the number of block required for a particular foundation.
1. get the perimeter of all the sub structural wall
2. get the height of such wall ( mostly 3ft or 900mm)
3. get the product of (2) and (1) to get the area of the block required
4. multiply the result in (3) above by 1.25 ( which is 25% to cater for breakage of block
5. since there are 10blocks in a 1m2 area of wall. divide the area from (4) by 10 to get the number of blocks.

mortar for the block wall using 1: 6 (one bag of cement to 12 head pan of sharp sand)
number of cement required for every 60blocks in 1 bag


workmanship for block work,
9" block is been set for 50-70N per block and 6" goes for N40-N50 per block
Sir Abdul, please check that No.5... I think it should be "... multiply the area from (4) by 10 to get the number of blocks".

You are good,bro.
EducationRe: Hilarious Pic Of A UNIBEN Student Preparing For Exam by laplace19(m): 11:48am On Apr 30, 2015
dafuturis:
Bro, which kind lie be this na. You clubbed, partied, played football and had a very vibrant social life and still made 4.32, from same Uniben weh I grad.., you lie pass PDP. Even if na fishery sef e nor possible.
Bro, you have to believe that guy... one thing I understand is that most people are intelligent but the level of their Intelligent Quotient (IQ) differs... Even in my department in futo what might take others 6 hours to understand could just take me 2 hours to comprehend... that's where IQ comes in and as such I use those extra times to play football, watch three football matches at a go in a viewing center coupled with my balanced social life... However, what I don't just do is to club, but think of other stuffs I do them perfectly well and I am currently the second best in my final year.....

In my level, I have industrious students with zero social life. Some are even Pastors in their various fellowship but with a Cgpa below 3.4.....

.... judging from my own case I believe CHM11 and linking his success to his moderate or high IQ, probably...
PoliticsRe: INEC Rejects Governor T. A. Orji As Senator- Elect by laplace19(m): 9:39am On Apr 10, 2015
Nnewi1stSon:
This news will make my week if confirmed to be true, TA's place is in jail, and I hope he lands there.
I am the most happiest,bro.... Abia being my state of origin I can't imagine how that T.A Orji could win without rigging.... Abians rejected the man entirely like an outcast... one thing I realised is that most politicians do not have conscience at all... T.A Orji did absolutely nothing in abia state instead of his conscience to torment him for his non-performance he still had the impetus to come out for senate including his stupid son,Ikuku.....

Thank God for intervening, including INEC.... I am convinced that with Alex Otti Abians will for once in history enjoy good governance...
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Wisdomly Response To A Fan On Instagram About Oba Okiolu's Statement by laplace19(m): 5:14pm On Apr 07, 2015
Donjazzy..... is really wise
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Greet My Panel Of Interviewers by laplace19(m): 7:16am On Apr 03, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
Just say "good morning/ good day everyone if the panel comprises male and female. However, I've been to a panel interview of 3 men, and I simply greeted "good morning Sirs" cheesy
Simply use "Good morning sir" no matter how many the men are...
EducationRe: FULL GIST Of Attempted Rape Case At FUT,Owerri. by laplace19(m): 1:59pm On Mar 25, 2015
This full gist is crap..... the Cin C of Futo Man O' War raped the innocent year1 student......

CrimeRe: FUTO Man O War Rape Female Student by laplace19(m): 1:48pm On Mar 25, 2015
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Orijin101:
source, pinchure or adonbelivit!
I am currently in futo.... it really happened.... those guys have been molesting hostel girls for long..... Man O' war has been suspended in futo for now...

PoliticsRe: Charles Novia, Foluke Daramola In War Of Words Over Jonathan, Buhari by laplace19(m): 7:54am On Mar 22, 2015
freshcvv:
Charles Novia, one of those educated illiterates we have around.

anyone who generalize is an illiterate.
Your head no correct..... so what happens to induction and deduction in philosophy?....

If majority says "yes" to an opinion won't you generalise?...that's DEDUCTION...

You are the illiterate here and don't even think I will reply you...
PoliticsRe: GEJ Pictures When Annoyed By BBC Interviewer by laplace19(m): 5:49am On Mar 21, 2015
What's the essence of showing us his pictures again when we have already watched the video?....

I think you have enough time to waste on irrelevances...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter-final draw Draw On 20th March 2015 by laplace19(m): 2:54pm On Mar 20, 2015
sameer1212:
hahahaha not u worry, he go be like dream for una eyes. Trust me there is no way barca will beat PSG if they can replicate their form against chelsea. Where una wan follow score goal?
We go follow from where we take score them 3-1 for group stage score again...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter-final draw Draw On 20th March 2015 by laplace19(m): 2:27pm On Mar 20, 2015
sameer1212:
Hmmm bro u think so? If those guys can replicate that form and spirit against chelsea, I no see hope for barca walahi. Don't use ur game against mancity to judge because common bunley play and win them.
See the way you reason.... Ordinary clubs no dey beat PSG?... Bastia no dey tidy PSG?

If I hear say Barca no exit PSG for this quarter final
SportsRe: Champions League Quarterfinal Draw by laplace19(m): 12:20pm On Mar 20, 2015
Choiii!!... I don qualify already.... the best club that knows how to exit PSG , though I am tired of beating them all the time grin

Hala! Barcelona!!!! grin


Clubs that will make it to Semi-Final

(1) Barcelona

(2) Atletico Madrid

(3) Bayern Munich ( anything can happen here oo, cos Porto guys are also good enough)

(4) Juventus
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Declares: Only a Bastard Will Vote Jonathan by laplace19(m): 11:09am On Mar 20, 2015
iphanyiuma:
you didn't need to stress yourself I know bruh wink
Ok,bro..... just that I don't want her to mislead other readers with her post.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation Declares: Only a Bastard Will Vote Jonathan by laplace19(m): 10:02am On Mar 20, 2015
Iyalasisi:
Civilized!
Good for you... stark Raving Mad man! tongue
Don't correct what you don't know. Civilised is correct... I wonder why most of you keep using American pattern as if they were the one that colonised you..

Iphanyiuma... Don't mind that girl,ok.

Civilised = Britain (they colonised you,so use it invariably)

Civilized = America
CelebritiesRe: IK Ogbonna On His Engagement And Pregnant Bride– ‘why I’m Marrying Sonia Morales by laplace19(m): 3:29pm On Mar 19, 2015
I just like the way he simply responded to those questions..... unlike some celebrities that will be telling us long stories..
PoliticsRe: Jonathan: APC Is Creation Of My Administration by laplace19(m): 4:34pm On Mar 16, 2015
breadandbutter:
undecided

[b][b] undecided


The only people i pity in this whole scenario are the igbos beating their empty chest in support of GEJ and Jimi Agbaje. They have been cornered and rendered useless in the Nigerian polity so they are doing all they can to remain relevant. GEJ is an Ijaw man while Agbaje is Yoruba and it's obvious they don't give a damn about the igbo tribe who keep ranting in support of them. The Yeebos have finally turned to an Ijaw/Yoruba slave something they frequently accuse the Yoruba's of doing for the northerners grin

Whether agbaje or Ambode wins, Lagos remains in the hands of the Yoruba but under a different party. An igbo man will never rule Lagos or Aso rock.

What did the igbos benefit from GEJ's rulehuh The promise of second niger brigde is still on paper, Many failed projects in their erosion ravaged region and so on but these people chose to remain suffering.

The igbos are just trying to flex their political muscle but we all know that they will forever remain behind the yoruba and the north in Nigerian politics.


Instead of working hard to regain their political relevance, they are busy supporting those who don't care about their existence. When the reality of the economy hits them hard, they turn to drug trafficking and kidnapping for survival.

What a group of wasted sperms undecided
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The truth is, no matter how much we try to hide it tribalism still exist among the ethnic groups.... Your yoruba or hausa brothers will not condemn this your post now but when a south-east or south-south guy makes a bad comment like the incessant raping in the south-west you folks will start attacking him that he's going tribal... you will even be the first to condemn the post.... I wasn't flabbergasted when I saw the likes your post has generated and yet we want to promote peace and still be one Nigeria in this country.


From what I have noticed on this forum, we are simply not one Nigeria.... so much hate in our land. May God help us.
PetsRe: Surprising Photos Of Goats On Top Of An Uncompleted Building by laplace19(m): 5:07pm On Mar 02, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


LOOK AT HOW DIRTY AND UNKEMPT THE EASTERN REGION LOOKS undecided NO WONDER ALL IGBO'S ARE LEAVING THEIR EROSION RAVAGED REGION AND TROOPING TO LAGOS undecided I HOPE AMBODE SENDS THEM BACK WHEN HE IS SWORN IN. UNGRATEFUL TRIBE OF THE Igbos undecided



Sai Buhari
You are the most dumbest nairalander I have ever seen here.... why this hate for Igbos?... I have been observing most of your comments here, and you hardly post a comment without tackling Igbos.. did any Igbo guy snatch your girlfriend?...

Before you start chanting for CHANGE, first CHANGE yourself... and with this hatred you have for Igbos you still expect Igbos to support your Buhari?.... better change your attitude, bro
PoliticsRe: Igirigi Made-In-Nigeria Armoured Personnel Carriers (Pictures) by laplace19(m): 3:21pm On Mar 01, 2015
kastonkastrol:
rubbish..... Why haven't the APCs been used in combating boko haram in the north east? What's the use of the bloody APCs if the won't be used in the war-front ?

The same lie they are telling us about the "innoson-motors" is the same lie they told us about "made in Nigeria smart phones". Till date, am yet to see a single "made in Nigeria car" plying our roads. Abi are the innoson motors invincible?


They just keep lieing to Nigerians who are wallowing in the pool of gullibility. And because Nigerians(all of us) are generally lazy to conduct a simple research about the lies that are been fed to them, we just swallow everything.
My friend, change environment for once. You don't stay inside village and expect to see those motors... I have been seeing innoson motors around... last time I went to onitsha I saw about 2 of innoson's motors.....
EducationRe: Open Letter To NUC By Graduates Of FUTO Environmental Technology Department by laplace19(m): 3:13pm On Feb 17, 2015
Jchi9876:
Am older than your father
You are a discombobulated fellow... needless to ask you if you were discharged from a psychiatric hospital,cos in your first quote you sounded like someone with a dilapidated brain cells... next time, learn to quote someone wisely... bye
EducationRe: Open Letter To NUC By Graduates Of FUTO Environmental Technology Department by laplace19(m): 1:17pm On Feb 17, 2015
Jchi9876:
Na people like you they call FUTO name whey no be am stop to dey smoke(Nna ayi bi nime ohia) inside Ihiagwa. and avoid all those Nekede gals FUTO is a good school for those who rknow why they are der.
You are frustrated cos u be OO
How old are you?.... be sincere to yourself
PoliticsRe: Group Wants Ambode Disqualified Over Alleged History Of Mental Illness by laplace19(m): 5:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
kastonkastrol:
famous lines sang by pdp whenever they smell defeat goes like this;

disqualify buhari
disqualify ambode
sack jega
obj has just one vote
buhari is tinubu's puppet
apc are the sponspors of boko haram
buhari is certificateless etc



my question for pdp and her gullible fans is; why are you guys so scared of elections?
..


Error!!
PoliticsRe: Is President Goodluck Jonathan Really Bad? by laplace19(m): 4:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
Prodeegee:
Show us, let's see
Needless to waste my time showing you... Cos you must have hardened your heart too..
EducationRe: Open Letter To NUC By Graduates Of FUTO Environmental Technology Department by laplace19(m): 4:46pm On Feb 13, 2015
Fellow futoite... I really understand how it feels, especially after spending 5 years in Frustration Under Tension, Owerri(FUTO).

Your set should invariably put this in prayers... there is nothing God cannot do...

Mods, it will be needful to send this to the Front Page for others to be informed and for NUC to come across it,probably...
PoliticsRe: Is President Goodluck Jonathan Really Bad? by laplace19(m): 2:42pm On Feb 13, 2015
GEJ is not bad, I must say.... just that some people can and will never see anything good in his administration.... they have hardened their hearts...
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Turned Down A Lady Who Has Expressed A Romantic Interest In You? by laplace19(m): 8:14am On Feb 13, 2015
Yes... fat ones at this my present age... and many of pretty girls when I was still a teen(18yrs)... na those ones I dey regret pass
EducationRe: Why Do Nigerian Lecturers Tells Studnts To Cram Their Course Befre They Can Pass by laplace19(m): 5:12pm On Feb 09, 2015
The lecturer handling us on PRESTRESSED CONCRETE DESIGN this final year told us same.... the course has many formula coupled with the design code.... in this course cramming those numerous formulas is indispensable since we ain't entering exam hall with the full design code... we no get choice shaa
PoliticsRe: My Horrible Experience During GEJ Campaign In Abia State. by laplace19(m): 11:19am On Jan 17, 2015
HenryDion:
Majority of the Igbos are against here. They just want to eat he's campaign money. On the D day, they will vote for their favorite candidate.
Majority of Igbos?.... you need brain Transplant ASAP...

Nke mepee new account o na-akogheri
LiteratureRe: Opinion: Why Poetry Is Important, And Could Be More Important Than Science by laplace19(m): 8:31am On Jan 16, 2015
standd:
Lmaocheesy @Twinkle Twinkle little star
I could write you a poem that will make you empty your account for me.
Please do cheesy

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