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SportsRe: Lionel Messi All Smiles As He Returns To Training After Breaking His Arm by laplace19(m): 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2018
Watching him play gives me orgasm grin
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim At 17, Won A Beauty Pageant (Throwback Photo) by laplace19(m): 8:08pm On Oct 18, 2018
Remijuice:
Make una dey help me find plumbing work to do...

Before hunger finish una brother!
Your location?
SportsRe: Luka Modric Deserves 2018 Ballon D'or - Chelsea Star Eden Hazard by laplace19(m): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2018
Shegzy8:
And you believe that shit...someone said and showed the stats in % not figures...if one person votes and others don't, it will be written 100% for Leo and others 0%...your stance might be true we CE can't know the number of people who voted from the pic..it just no possible for modric to get 2%, mbappe 2%, messi 48%....Rinaldo how many then?
Oga , say what you know.
When I voted Ronaldo was 10% with Salah around 32%
Messi was leading with 47% vote... I voted around 9am and had the screenshot for reference... surprised to come back and they've deleted it.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Sells Out Skyway Theatre In Minnesota, USA by laplace19(m): 7:43am On Oct 08, 2018
A silent achiever
SportsRe: Deontay Wilder Shoves Off Tyson Fury During Fight Promotional Campaign (photos) by laplace19(m): 10:56pm On Oct 01, 2018
Unik3030:
it's obvious u don't know anything about boxing,so despite d fact that aj has 3 unique belts n that noise maker has 1 he should b running after him.dont u know it's wilder that will run after him n there's one other thing I notice,majority of people who support wilder just watch boxing once in a while,go n watch his matches very well n u will realize he's technically weak because he opens up a lot when throwing punch n that won't work against a calculative n aggressive fighter like aj.mark my words
Thank you bro... wilder opens up and waste punches a lot. How many heavyweights has he fought compared to A.J? The only advantage is his arm length. If A.J can beat Klitchiko who is Wilder?... I believe the dude just wants to make a lot of money fighting with A.J even if he loses.
SportsRe: Deontay Wilder Shoves Off Tyson Fury During Fight Promotional Campaign (photos) by laplace19(m): 10:49pm On Oct 01, 2018
Frenchfriez:
Leave the guy, people no know say na scope AJ dey use.

Dodge the heavy hitters, arrange fights with pussyfoots and hold onto the belts for long while making loads of cash grin
A.J has fought about 4 heavyweights than Wilder. Wilder fought just one....with Ortiz
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi's Cement Technology Road In Ebonyi, The Most Durable Anywhere by laplace19(m): 7:33am On Sep 27, 2018
tigerclaws:
did they consider friction during the rain because cement seems to be more slippery than tarred road
The practice is to use a lower water-cement ratio making the concrete mix a little stiff(and not slippery) with higher compressive strength (minimum of 30N/m^2) achieved.
PoliticsRe: Osun Election;results As It Stands Now by laplace19(m): 9:54am On Sep 23, 2018
mandarin:
I don't believe in d osogbo result, less than 50,000 votes? Nah!
How about other political parties votes?
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Comedian Basketmouth's 40th Birthday Party by laplace19(m): 4:28pm On Sep 17, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
He's a far better actor in comedy skits and short comedies than bovi..

Bovi on the other hand is an extremely poor actor. He's always doing his face like he wants to laugh when acting. This is where basketmouth is better. Basketmouth knows how to use the right emotions and gestures at the right time.
I had to quote you... you're very right with the observations.
CelebritiesRe: James Blunt Arrival Sets Panic At The Royal Wedding Today by laplace19(m): 12:43pm On May 20, 2018
Randy100:
Love that song "same mistake"
I love that song .
Including "Tears and Rain" , "Cry", "Annie"
EducationRe: What Was That English That Got You Messed Back Then In Sec. School by laplace19(m): 11:58am On Apr 02, 2018
Gistforme:
Back then in secondary school it was always funny to see someone mis-spelling a word. I was a victim of such cox it takes me a while to know to spell the word QUEUE, am always thinking maybe it just a pronounciation withoua spelling, it was until i got to ss1 that i later knows the spelling. Let hear yours out that word people laugh at you for..
Lalasticlala i know you got some too or is it the word snake
It's still messing you up. grin
FoodRe: Live Female Antelope Caught With Trap, To Be Sold For N5000 (Photos) by laplace19(m): 12:14pm On Feb 27, 2018
This is Brown panther.... wakanda grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do You Handle This? by laplace19(m): 4:29pm On Feb 20, 2018
When next you send her airtime also send her a text to call you ASAP....If she fails to call back then stop sending her airtime.
CrimeRe: Four Beheaded In Rivers State Cult Clash by laplace19(m): 4:51pm On Feb 17, 2018
The proclivity for violence in Rivers state eeh
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by laplace19(m): 9:21am On Feb 09, 2018
nuesednutlofa:
United we stand, divided we fall











you don't know what is going on here you should sway. OLODO. To think he's even looking for a girls attention, I wonder who will date a daft like you
Why all this insult?... I am new here and the best you should've done is to correct my mistake which I'm yet to identify... I wonder how some of you behave outside nairaland.... I used that female name because most ushers are women, and not to draw her attention for any other thing.
Please, don't try this next time.
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by laplace19(m): 7:09pm On Feb 08, 2018
I think vivie01 will make a good usher in her church
EducationRe: Meet NOUN Best Graduating Student 2018 by laplace19(m): 8:15am On Jan 24, 2018
If you can imagine it you can achieve it
RomanceRe: How To Get Hard And Sustainable Erection Anytime You Want It by laplace19(m): 1:33am On Dec 25, 2017
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SportsRe: Who Is The Most Useless Player In Your Football Club As A Fan by laplace19(m): 6:43am On Dec 12, 2017
andrew444:
As a Barca fan I really mean no harm, Gerard deulofeu and Andre Gomes
You're truly a Barcelona fan...
Andre Gomes and Deulofeu... someone said we should give Deu more time?...hasn't he played for over 4months now....what more time does he need to improve again?...
Personally, I don't see him playing better...
EducationRe: Rochas Okorocha Gives AAUA Best Graduating Student N500,000 For Lunch. Photos by laplace19(m): 9:22am On Dec 10, 2017
Nice one....
mana ndi igbo turu ilu si "ana e si n'ulo mara mma puo ezi "... How many times has Rochas shown this kinda monetary support to FUTO and IMSU best graduating students?... For the past 3 years futo best graduating students has been on a CGPA of over 4.80....
PropertiesRe: How Many Blocks Would It Take To Complete This Self Contained Units? by laplace19(m): 7:36pm On Dec 01, 2017
MrWondah:
Dear propertylanders please I need your help in calculating the number of blocks to complete this units of self contained.

Though I'm a student I have decided to invest my money in real estate no matter how small after saving some money from my freelance web design projects I've been doing for over a year now.

I was able to convince a student friend of mine to do the design. The land is set (a gift from dad). I have moulded about 2000 blocks already and plans to lay the foundation Dec 28.

However a friend told me to mold more blocks before I start the foundation. I need your expert advice on the estimated number of blocks and how much it would worth please.

Thanks in advance .

Mods, please help a brother
The design is discouraging. Also, the land area is not well used.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Vitarah Wore Pant & Bra To An To Perform (Photo) by laplace19(m): 10:13am On Nov 25, 2017
Not good looking
SportsRe: 2018 FIFA World Cup Draw To Be Held On 1 December 2017 (see Full Details) by laplace19(m): 4:26pm On Oct 30, 2017
lilmax:
Nigeria, brasil, Argentina, Netherlands grin
Netherlands?... you dey watch football so?
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by laplace19(m):
AZUH:
i will keep you informed, what is his number , is he on whatsapp too?
Okay.
He's on whatsapp.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by laplace19(m): 9:04am On Oct 28, 2017
AZUH:
hi , everyone , i have budget of 4m to complete this bungalow , pls any site engineer around delta state interested ?
I've a site engineer currently working in Delta state. He's a friend I do work with anytime but currently in umuahia. If you need his contact or mine, I'll forward it to you.
Jokes EtcRe: Man Pranks Ticketer At Lekki Toll Gate And Gets Off Without Paying (Video) by laplace19(m): 10:13am On Oct 23, 2017
Lolz.... This guy need Oscar award jareh. ..
Me sef no go collect that kind money grin
BusinessRe: Nairalander And Twin Brother Swags At Onitsha Mall- Photos by laplace19(m): 11:36am On Oct 22, 2017
Teens have taken over nairaland
TravelRe: FG Plans 10 New Rail Lines (list Of The Rail Lines) by laplace19(m): 1:32pm On Oct 02, 2017
Keep planning till 2019
Clueless government
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Civil Engineers For Part-time Job by laplace19(m): 7:57am On Oct 02, 2017
kunlef1:
There are vacancies for Civil Engineers for part-time jobs.

Job Description

1. Preliminary design of Buildings, steel works, shelter, equipment foundation, based on conceptual/architectural drawings to be able to do architectural and structural materials calculation.

2. Taking of quantities from civil and structural drawings including buildings, steel structures, roads, drainage, etc to prepare Bill of Quantities (BOQ) or Bill of Engineering Measurement (BEME).

3. Review of specifications for civil works to determine the materials to consider.

4. Knowledge of materials for HVAC, plumbing and electrical will be an added advantage.

Requirements:

1. Must have a minimum of HND/B.Sc in Civil Engineering
2. Must be able to use relevant building design software and AUTOCAD.
3. Must have engineering design and construction supervision experience of complete building and associated facilities.
4. 1- 5 years experience. Fresh graduates or Youth Corpers may be considered if you can prove relevant experience during Industrial Training or Youth Service.
5. Must be resident in Lagos, and preferably within Lekki-Ajah Axis, as the work will be based around Ajah, although you may do part of it from home. You may be requested to mobilize or for project meeting at short notice.
6. Not more than 32 years old. May be male or female.

Please note that the job is purely on contract basis for short period at each time. Each batch of work would be for 1 to 3 weeks. Payment will be between 10k to 15k per week depending on your experience. More than one person may be required at a time, but maximum of 3 people will be chosen.

If interested, send your CV to info(at)aquilaconsults.com.

Successful candidates would be required for a short test to determine their capability before the first task is assigned.
As for the short duration, like how many months? So I can inform a friend of mine who stays around.
I'm a civil engineer but the weekly pay is not encouraging.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MS Project Tutor by laplace19(m): 2:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
chukzy4u:
Thanks for your response.
Send my ur contact let me holla, chukzy4u@yahoo.com
Hi, I sent you a mail containing my contact.

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