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Romance › Re: I Just Got Fingered In The Office Restroom By A Junior Staff by laribari(m): 4:34am On May 12, 2017

[quote author=Ogirigi post=56428113][/quote]How will the husband find out? The MD will call him on fone?

Mtcheew, Mumu thread.

This is why I always ask whether mods dey exist sef. Yeye threads like this should be pulled down.

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Romance › Re: Am In Tears: I Caught My Girlfriend Fu*king Another Guy Yesterday by laribari(m): 4:30am On May 12, 2017

Johnpele:
I love this babe so much. I used to give her one or two rounds. Saving her pucci for the future, in case we later get married. I did not know she likes s*x that much. I did not know she likese to go like 4 rounds.

I caught her in bed p*nts down with my paddy, an Ibo guy. Instead of being ashamed, she said I only go two rounds, that I am not hot.

That my friend can go 4 to 5 rounds. And that my friend does not pity her pu*sy. I don't knw what she means by that.
So I angrily left.

Right now I am in tears.

I have not felt like this before.
Pls advice me.

Should I go and beg her?
Should I dump her or has she dumped Me already?

Should I forgive my paddy that betrayed me?
I am so confused right now.

I feel humiliated. Why do babes like rough guys? I was trying to play the good guy. It backfired.

Please advice me.

Source: http://datebadoo..co.ke/2017/05/caught-my-girlfriend-pant-down-cheating.html

If your story is true then see the following.

1. You don't have a friend
2. Forever her and move on
3. If you take her back you will suffer same fate again
4. Never try to impress anyone
5. Should I dump her or has she dumped Me already? (this is a supid question: she has dumped u already)
6. For a normal human being, two rounds of sex is enuf at a time and the second round is usually longer.
7. GO AND CHECK YOUR HIV STATUS (you have been wit a runs gal)

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Romance › Re: Am In Tears: I Caught My Girlfriend Fu*king Another Guy Yesterday by laribari(m): 4:20am On May 12, 2017

folarinmiles:
Buhahaha! Badt guy.
let d cry baby continue crying.

No need to quote me if u no like my post.
just come my house come beat me, I dey inside

What is yours Address?

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Politics › Re: Ipobexposed Hit By A Car by laribari(m): 10:29pm On May 07, 2017

bantudark:
i didnt say i dont like them...i am alergic to all human beings...but i am nigerian...i can not hate myself...its impossible....

i behave like this on the streets too when i rarely go out....but am smart enough to dont go to somebody i dont know i talk like this.....thats foolishness...but people that know me dont get offended,because they know i still like them....

Ha! Allergic to all humans ke? Bro nor vex. Bye

Politics › Re: Ipobexposed Hit By A Car by laribari(m): 4:02pm On May 07, 2017

bantudark:
i am nigerian....pure black man...no mix,no nothing inbetween....

you dont like what i say then report me to the mods and stop pissing me off.....

Who be mods? Dem dey exist with all the reta*ds coming up ith stupid threads?

Anyways, me no get issue with you especially being a Nigerian but the wey you spoke about how much you don't like Nigerians made me talk. Anyways no hard feeling.

Politics › Re: Ipobexposed Hit By A Car by laribari(m): 6:56am On May 07, 2017

bantudark:
sharrap...i live in surulere.....people know me their...and i tell them always what i just wrote.....nigerians are too hyperactive....
and thats the truth......

i even tell yorubas when they piss me off,sshon sha werey ni??......they dont get angry because they know me...

soooo,park well....you dont know me...

Obviously you are mentally reta#ded; truly I dont know you and like you said, those that do don't mind what you say even when you call them werey because they know you are mentally drained. Thanks for the info, I will take learning from that and over look the trash you write here.

But normally, I always advise that if you hate Nigeria so much, you can go to Ghana, just an advise.

Anyways, Goodluck with finding a cure to your insanity grin

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Politics › Re: A Closer Look At Ibrahim Babangida's Latest Picture by laribari(m): 12:28am On May 07, 2017

southniyikaye:
shai these fulani's/Aboki.
Why is he clinging to live? Someone that should just die jeje and let us know we are short of one wicked idiot!
All these their I don't want to die mentality self.
Like Buhari like Ibb

And I read that this fool is holding meeting concerning our Nigrian leadership. This stone hearted devil has fought tooth and nail to become civilian president he failed and even in clutches him dey shook mouth for our Mata. Na God go punish am.

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Politics › Re: Ipobexposed Hit By A Car by laribari(m): 12:22am On May 07, 2017

bantudark:
learn how to drive without harming people....me,as soon i leave my compound i enter my car...

i never go on the streets walking....nigerians are too dangerous and hyperactive....they are hyperventilating the ol time like craze people....

Dem don empower you to begin insult Nigerians. I nor blame you and I wonder here you live sef.

Despite all the trash you just said about Nigerians, yet you refuse to leave nairaland (close down your account) and also stop reading news that concerns Nigerians. What a joke of a person you are. I just laff!

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Romance › Re: What Drug Can I Take To Bleep Her Well Please Tell Me by laribari(m): 12:13am On May 07, 2017

donk552:
Vega100 one tablet, u bleep 4 5hrs

Please advise him to buy some "stroke & hypertension" medicine too; cos he will definitely need it much later.

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Education › Re: People Who Hilariously Recreated Their Childhood Photos by laribari(m): 7:15pm On May 06, 2017

sexybbstar:
Nigerians will start copying this trend now

Babe once we start dem go know the true meaning of hilarious oo!

You go dey see pot belly (bear belle on men) and stretch marks oo on women o.

Anyways, it can't work. How many of us fit get the same background today? Like all my childhood pictures happened in the house I have forever left.

Romance › Re: Too Hot And S*xy: Meet Pretty Policewoman Who Is Making People Go Crazy On Socia by laribari(m): 3:27pm On May 06, 2017

hernandson:
if am in Brazil,no how she must have arrested me many time

You would have long been transferred to guantalamo bay (across boarder) since.

Keep putting your future on hold.

Education › Re: . by laribari(m): 3:20pm On May 06, 2017

finebois:
I'M CURRENTLY 18 YEARS OLD, AND THIS WILL BE MY THIRD TIME OF WRITING JAMB. AM I NOT TOO OLD TO BE IN 100LEVEL. ALSO AM GOING FOR AN ENGINEERING COURSE WHICH IS FIVE YEARS. I WILL GRADUATE AT THE AGE OF 23 WHILE MY FRIENDS ARE GRADUATING AT AGE 20 OR 21.
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE. THANKS

"You will graduate at 23"?

You don enter the skool? Have you passed the Jamb?

You are 18 and you think you are already too old because you look at people. OK then, learn a trade.

Politics › Re: Comparison Of Fashola, Jonathan And Buhari In Picture (2 Years In Power) by laribari(m): 3:14pm On May 06, 2017

vecman22:
GEJ d one n only buffoon...

Uncle goodluck worst, he pushed us into this recession today. At a point, the idiot was sharing dollars for political campaign.

Our money!

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Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 8:37pm On May 05, 2017

JohnieWalker:
He that calls another a fool is in danger of hell fire. Be christ like and not church like. Don't quote me again.

To call someone a fool is not a curse or an insult, it's just to describe someone's action or behavior. Didn't the bible describe who a fool is in the book of proverbs, psalms and ecclesiastical?

Even Paul called the galatians as being fools based on their actions, words or altitude.

I'm too enlightened for you to threaten me hell based on calling someone a fool. There are fools everywhere naa. Like for instance, the bible says........ a FOOL says in his heart that there is no God but He (GOD) that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 8:25pm On May 05, 2017

Bahddo:
so according to you, whatsapp can be used to control the world, and the internet is a man's hand? Whose hand? Zuckerberg?

Whatsapp had server ish resulting in some break in service, therefore the world is being controlled?

You are even more foolish than I thought, conveniently ignorant about webservers and how the internet works yet presuming to know much.

Religion has totally ruined you. Are there lies bigger than those that your con-men pastors tell from the pulpit every week? Yet it is social media that doesn't threaten you with hellfire for doubting or double-checking information that is being used to control.

Don't even bother replying. You too dull.

Obviously you are the dull one. When I referred to mark as the world being in his hand and whatsapp controlling the world, I was referring to the pattern that the bible explained. You daft truth!

Mark does not own the Internet or even microsoft but I was trying to pass a message. What is controlling this world is the Internet as of today becos everything is computerized, including your bank accounts, ID cards etc. It's all in the hand of the world and we know who controls the world.

I directly referred to mark in that manner becos of the topic of this thread but not literally saying the world is in his hands but they are pawns for sure. You are not enlightened or spiritually sound, so what do you know?

We are two different people here. I follow what the bible says and open my eyes to happenings, not being ignorant to them but you follow what men of science say not minding their lies, conspiracy and deceit. You can criticize the bible and belief science but you are getting information all the same but fools like you will follow men who will deceive them. Through what they call terms and conditions, you will one day sign your life. I do not directly mean the whatsapp terms and condition but getting the mark of the beast shall follow same pattern.

You think they will tell you the truth? Olodo

You don't know what you are saying.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:53pm On May 04, 2017

TechPanda:
bro. keep your cool and take it easy.

we musn't literally throw shades and insults to prove our points.

I feel you honestly, but the dude is feeling like he's too smart, telling me ignorance na disease. I can't laff! Me talk strictly based on what scriptures said and the time is not right but I just used this mark dude and whatsapp to make a point as the bible explains it.

Outside the bible, what point did he even make? Lame man's points but I'm talking spiritual. Who doesn't know what whatsapp does?

I found that adjective (ignorance) as an insult!

Even bible says in the eyes of fools they think they are wise.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:22pm On May 04, 2017

JohnieWalker:
bro stop sounding like an illiterate. what has the devil got to do with a source of communication and people's livelihood? Devil this and devil that. A young man provided an idea that has helped millions bridge the gap in communication and you are shouting devil. Ignorance is disease.

Geez!! Ignorance you say? Honestly I'm more exposed, enlightened than you by a light year becos your comment just shows you are daft.

I didn't condemn whatsapp, I only said it's easier now to control the world via social media. Is it a lie? Clowns like you will go with anything they read on the Internet, whereas that's why the biggest conspiracy in this world is. You sound like an atheist but if you are a Christian then you are the worst fool on earth becos you don't have any knowledge at all.

If you have sense, you will know that some ideas or inspiration can lead to destruction (I'm just saying).

The stupid point you made is common knowledge naa (bridging communication gap and creating an idea). So anything else inside your post? You must be silly to think you are well studied than I am. You don't even have bible knowledge which is where I view things from. Who doesn't know it's for communication? Aboki, Na only the surface you sabi. My point is, it is going to follow same pattern to capture the world but not exactly saying it is whatsapp of today. Nothing can take place while the church is still here.

Read the bible, gain knowledge before spiting trash

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:16pm On May 04, 2017

Bahddo:
some people are just so _stupid you wonder how they got on the Internet.

When you bought a phone you didn't know the devil has gotten you under his control. Now that you know, when are you throwing the phone away and going back to writing letters?

Obviously you are daft and spiritually empty. I won't waste plenty words on you because you are dumb. I didn't condemn whatsapp outrightly as it also serves good purpose but I said it's very easy to control t world now becos it's basically in a man's hand (internet). Abi I lie? Mumu.

You just comment without thinking and the clowns who liked the trash you wrote are no difference to you.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:10pm On May 04, 2017

Tazdroid:
Choices... Choices... No one is forced to use whatsapp. It's business.

Of course, even God does not force anyone to do anything.

The bible told us that Jesus went about His father's business doing good. So business has a goal and it's either good or bad pending on the spirit running it.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:05pm On May 04, 2017

sdkalu:
Day by day
Invention makes aftermath of rapture very easy and controllable
Just WhatsApp the world is panicking
What if ...it is telecommunications shutdown
Television and radios shutdown with unknown cause
I believe the world will lose more people in a day than she has lost in the 1st and 2nd world war.

Encount Christ while you have time.

Bro you are in the spirit. Flesh and blood didn't reveal that to you.

It's very easy to control the world now and once the church is gone, they will attach tipple 6 figure to all these. The bible already said the devil is the prince of the air (Internet, telecoms etc).

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Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 10:02pm On May 04, 2017

TechPanda:
Business you say. Interesting!

You must have been the devils advocate then?

Tell me more about your MASTER. If you dont mind.

You are funny, I couldn't say it more than how the bible explained naa.

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Politics › Re: Vote Me As President And Get Biafra - Fayose by laribari(m): 6:12am On May 04, 2017

tobiit:
if this gossip is true then I can assure IPOB will be used and dumped by PDP with the way they are going about things. Fayose and FFK will use IPOB for their political aspirations and in the end will be betrayed.

If any igbo person believe these politicians then that person is a fool. So you think a fayose will prefer to rule over half Nigeria? This is the biggest joke. What will be his gains? What will his govt achieve by doing that? Fear politicians oo!

I thought he is an afonja, so all of a sudden the OP is calling IPOB to support him? So you can actually trust your biafran future on the people you call afonja?

Well, last time I checked, the great Ojukwu would have achieved his biafra plans until he was betrayed at the last minute by the great Awolowo.

Go ahead and trust fayose

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 6:00am On May 04, 2017

dingbang:
lol please stop this... This is purely business

Of cos the devil means business grin

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Romance › Re: Here Are Screenshots That %99 Of Girls Are Liars, Pretenders And Hypocrites by laribari(m): 5:57am On May 04, 2017

Safiaa:
Depends on my mood and if i'm actually ready for that.

Which mood again? But you followed him to lodge already in the hotel naa!

You see, Na part of the lie wey the OP dey talk be this.

Romance › Re: Here Are Screenshots That %99 Of Girls Are Liars, Pretenders And Hypocrites by laribari(m): 5:56am On May 04, 2017

Safiaa:
Depends on my mood and if i'm actually ready for that.

Education › Re: Mark Zukerberg finally reacts To WhatsApp Shutdown ( screenshot ) by laribari(m): 5:28am On May 04, 2017

Mylestone:
because of watsapp d whole world is going gaga

wat if na 2dai b Rapture

The devil has gotten the whole world already. Imagine how many people's life now depend on whatsapp! To manipulate and control the world is now easy because it's in just one person's hand......MARK

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Politics › Re: We’ll Shutdown Nigeria If Anything Ugly Happens To Buhari’ - Mbaka (January 2016 by laribari(m): 7:50pm On May 03, 2017

nwabobo:
UMUAHIA—FOLLOWING Rev. Father Ejike Mbaka’s prediction of possible assassination plot against President Muhammadu Buhari, a group, Buhari South-East Youth Movement, BSEYM, has threatened to shut down the country if anything ugly happens to the President.

Mbaka-Buhari
The group advised anyone or group with such evil plan to have a rethink “because such will spell doom for not just the country.”

In a statement in Umuahia, Abia State by its leader, Mr. Nwabueze Onwuneme, the group expressed its support for President Buhari’s anti-corruption war.

It called on anyone with any knowledge of any ploy against the President or the country to immediately divulge such to law enforcement agents.

According to the group, Mbaka’s prediction should not be dismissed with a wave of hands because “corruption really fights back dirty when attacked.”

It called on all well-meaning Nigerians to resist the evil work of “this small group that wants to kill this country,” and which had improvised the masses, and support President Buhari in his effort to sanitize the country.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/mbakas-prophesy-well-shutdown-nigeria-if-anything-ugly-happens-to-buhari/

Which country? Biafra or one Nigeria?

Celebrities › Re: Olamide No Fit Change, His Wishes To Banky W & Adesua Etomi Will Make You Laugh. by laribari(m): 7:10pm On May 03, 2017

LolaO:
OP, are you okay?

NO!!!!

Politics › Re: Obasanjo, Babangida And Abdulsalami Abubakar Meet In Minna by laribari(m): 6:09am On May 02, 2017*

otokx:
Nigeria will be great again.

outside the God factor which is going to be by miracle, just forget about it.

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Politics › Re: BREAKING: A Pastor To Rule Nigeria Before...! by laribari(m): 11:44pm On May 01, 2017

JayJohnson:
Yeye
He did not see that 1 or 2 years ago, just seeing it when PMB is allegedly sick
Rvbbish

Allegedly or confirmento?

Make baba park for one side he has failed jare. I used to be his strong supporter becos believed he would perform but no show.

I don't mind the pastor coming in (V.P) but military personnel after that? God forbid

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Celebrities › Re: Davido's Baby Cuts Off Her Expensive Gold Chain As Baby Mama Yells (pics, Vid) by laribari(m): 11:38pm On May 01, 2017

poshestmina:
Those nails ! even Jezebel will be jealous of her .How does she feed ,change diapers or carrying the baby without scratching her? na real wa!

Look the video again naa, at first a young lady (perhaps a house help) was carrying the child.

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