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Op in kofi's voice.......are you sure you are okay?
What stupid video is this? Na news? Isn't it expected that kids cut things you put on them because they don't know the worth?

Na davido shit una go soon show us. Rubbish!!

See the local baby mama sef, "do you think it's kpanda"?

dchem:
Its simple. 28 of 2 leg is 56 remaing 24 legs which could be used by only 12 rabbit. So we have 12 rabbit and 16 chicken. There you go without formal mathematics.

Akin don solve am naaa, abi e get another question?

Anyways, we wey we nor sabi Na look we dey look una. Na una go sti tell us the answer.

Thecassanova:
Actually Abdulmutalab is a Nigerian, born and bred. He only went to a University in London for his Bsc. Obtained his Msc in Dubai and was denied entry to UK after that. Even put on watch list by the Uk. He had to apply for visa to the state.

What about Michael adebolajo and his British born Nigerian friends in woolwich (london) who murdered a soldier (Lee Righy)? British tabliods labelled them Nigerians and I remember vividly that Nigerians protested that he has never ever left th u.k to Nigeria, so why discredit us when it comes to bad things and take the glory when it's good.

Most of the people doing great things in sports out of the UK are foreigners, yet they claim the glory as long as it's goodnews alone.

bolayei:
His parents are from Nigeria, he is not from Nigeria. He is from Watford.

The most stupid comment I have read this year. Where are you from? like seriously.

Everybody wants to identify with success. His parents are Nigerians but you couldn't stop him from loving Nigerian food and picking interest from learning yoruba. I don't have any problem with his British background but he is Nigerian becos his parents are.

When mutalab wanted to blow up a plane, did you guys claim he is British despite his British background? Wasn't there talks of wanting to put Nigeria on the terrorist list at first? Didn't you people say he's Nigerian, whereas he has never been to Nigeria before. You only identify with success..hahahaha

When that idiot killed a white innocent soldier in London, you people said he was Nigerian despite the guy has never left u.k before but because his parents were Nigerians you people said he's Nigerian. Clowns, you only want to take glory of the good things. #parasites

ziga:
But why are you so mad son?

If you are this disrespectful and insulting in real life, i am sorry for you and your prospects!!!

I know YOU are definitely Nigerian.

because I said you are talking trash so it's an insult? Hahahaha!

I pity you old man, check my points you will know I stated facts. When it's good they say it's British but when it's bad then it's Nigerian. Hasn't that been happening?

No denying the fact that UK gave him the platform of being a world champion but that doesn't mean he is not Nigerian. Check out the blood naa! The dude said it himself. So becos he grew in the u.k does that wipe away his being Nigerian (blood and root).

Quit talking nonsense and I don't care where you are from.

ziga:
He identifies with his roots... Nigeria. And this is a good thing. But he is British born and bred. He represented Great Britain in the recent Olympics in Boxing. Not Nigeria.

No different than beyonce saying she identifies with her roots and would love to connect with her people (Maybe Nigeria or Ghana)

AJ's success has nothing to do with Nigeria. We shouldn't claim people just because they are successful.

Senator Bruce will find other successful Nigerian bred people that can be celebrated.

What are you saying naa? Who is claiming his success? All I'm saying is there is nothing wrong with what he said period. What about the Nigeria that wanted to bomb a plane, didn't they say he is Nigerian? The guy never visited Nigeria and he even schooled in the UK. Yet they didn't brand him UK citizen.

What about the Nigerian that murdered that innocent soldier in cold blood. Everyone shouted Nigeria but all his life was in the u.k. So why you talking trash?

He said it himself and you can't help it.

When it's success he is British but when it's shame he's nigerian.

You can clean the Nigerian blood he has, so deal with it.

SuperSuave:
Murray Bruce is mad! Hero's welcome kor, villains welcome ni

I just wonder for all of una honestly and I'm so pissed. What is wrong with what Ben said? Mr Ben lived by example if you are talking about diaspora and he identified with Nigeria despite being affiliated abroad.

When Nigerians abroad do bad things they SAY HE IS NIGERIAN but if Na good thing THEN THEY SAY HE IS BRITISH.

Have you listened to what Anthony Joshua said? The young man even by himself identified with Nigeria and jokingly mentioned Eba, pounded yam and Egusi soup as the secret of his success. The dude even spoke little yoruba language so he is not lost as una dey suggest.

The young man said he will like to visit Nigeria and identify with his people. Na Ben Bruce talk that one? Anthony said........ I AM NIGERIAN BY BLOOD and Nigeria is dare to him. You can't erase blood o!

Pardon me, I tried download the video but couldn't. You can watch it on youtube. The guy is a proud Nigerian.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGtPklZSdo

sinaj:
The guy looks mean

Seems he is set to destroy it

Na today?

Nomfanelo99:
she's been your friend's bae for the past 7 months and you didn't know about her?

Finally, another person with a working brain.

MissCuppy:
You just bang anything that comes across you.

Me just tire o

Abortions:
*****Say YES to Fvck,NO to Abortions*****




Ok BROKE WIT MY GF last week cos no money 2 buy her new phone,Am DEAD Broke Nw I hAVE eVEN DOWngraded 2 UsinG BOLD2 ABEG iF AnYbOdy Get bIG Fon 4 SELL MEK him/her HoLLa aM in NEED of FON bUH I No GEt MoNeY...She kNEW Very Well Dat I no Get MoNEY bUh she KepT nAggin SO WE Made D fastest break up ever perhaps she has seen a new jigga wey pack money 4 ghanaMustGo..SHE LEft ME AloNe in ThIs Hard Economy it's so unfair.OGBONNA If u are readin ThIs pLs com back Who's Gona Gimme bread n egg early momo on saturdays..THInk AbT wAh We use 2 Do,think abt my cassava too..I StIl LuV That Gal Buh I Have 2 move oN n luk 4 a replacement ASAP cos konji no dEy Smile with me this days,.Her friend Chiamaka kept givin me signs ever since she introduced me 2 her n she was d happiest gal ever liveth wen she heard we broke up.

Naso she betray her best frnd rush com my house Yester Evenin to declare her feelings 4 me buh I was still fallin eventhough I knew she was a bad friend n she can be compared 2 judas iscariot..I was fallin 4 her big nyash I can't lie I wanted 2 tap it even if its once den I would tell her 2 leave a broken hearted nigga alone,.So We went out 2 chill at the nearset bar in my area n she bought me some food n drinks n we watched hw tottenham Thrashed Arsenal then came back 2 my house 4 d main show..

Immediately we enter house she jumped on me like a rat n I caught her,lifted her up the way Elijah was lifted up in the sky then I launched her lips like IamAirforce1's album n she kissed me back so swift n sweet the way judas iscariot kissed jesus wen the israelites came 2 arrest him..Then she reached down n Unlocked my $15 jeans,unleashed d Cassava n started lickin the head..it was great buh I was also disappointed hw a beautiful gal like chiamaka would betray her tight childhood frnd like that,..GALs!!!..I felt so bad n made up my mind 2 injure her pussy so that next time she wil knw it's nt gud 2 betray a frnd.so I removed my cassava frm her lips n told her 2 open her mouth n she obeyed den I shook all of it till e reach her throat,n I shook more n I kept shookin with force n she was chokin buh I dint send I kept thrustin n hittin her inner throat with force cos I wanted 2 teach her a lesson she will neva forget,.I kept thrustin with more force n I loved it buh wen I looked in her eyes I discovered that her eye colour has changed from white 2 yellow then I knew it was too much 4 her,I knew it was goin 2 turn in2 somtin else iffah continue den I removed the plant from her mouth n she coughed uncontrollably n she mess small..her eyes were pure red nw n I had compassion on her n felt bad cos I went 2 far,I shouldn't have gon dat far.I was disappointed in me cos y would I call myself a christain n do dat 2 someone's daughter.

I knew she fvcked up buh I went 2 far.I fvcked up too n I felt real bad...So I wore back my clothes n told her am nt doin again she should leave n she reluctantly leave,,.she left n I went down on my kneels n prayed 4 forgiveness cos I was no more worthy 2 be called a christain who is also a choir master in a church.Luckily I was forgiven n nw am a changed man!..Praise 2 D Lord!

Choir master? What church do you attend? You have long lost your status as a Christian becos u don't know jark, comparing licking of manhood to a kiss on Jesus' cheek.

You don't have any regard for Christ as a choir master and a Christian that you claim to be. I always tell people who claim to be Christians that they shouldn't bring Jesus into their foolishness becos this your story is stupid. Who even told you it was Israelites that arrested Jesus upon His betrayal? Nor be Roman soldiers?

The first babe left you cos you don't have money and Chiamaka later bought food and drink for u again. When will you buy for a lady?

konjinus:
I asking all for advise if u don't have pls go and hang transfomer

But I don't understand what you said, how can I advise you? Never seen someone struggling to speak ordinary pidgin English before.

agohmamuda:
GO TO CHURCH !!!!!!

EPIC

stupidity:
Okay, I'm not happy. I dey vex as I dey here so.

She voluntarily asked if she could come spend the night and I agreed. I got back from work and told her to come over. We had a little gist, watch TV, and I went straight to bed, gave her wrapper to shower and I slept off. I nor even carry fvck for mind. Because I have given my life to Christ, as I dey so I'm lifeless.

Around 1a.m I felt Someone touching me, with full force my penls stand, long story short I throway boxer then spread her legs chukk penls, as I was pounding her the toto sounded too different as if tap was running inside. So after my first round I went into the bathroom to pour out the cum only to see blood stains on me. My penus sef turn red.

Nai I vex carry torch (the room was dark and NEPA failed too) I spread her legs check AM to be sure of what I'm seeing, alas the Toto dey rush blood like where them kill cow. the mofo carry toto come meet me while on her period. Im so vexed and pissed.

As I dey now Toto don dey disgust me.

Toto instead of private part or vagina (a more decent word) and you even plan to go two rounds sef, yet you are lifeless and have given your life to Christ. Indeed!!

Clap for yourself.

Go do HIV test Sha becos she MEAN you come o, after all Na she suggest to visit.

Annie939:
bubu will not die ,he must finish his fight against corruption and campaign promises 1$ to 1naria, a liter of fuel 40N, a bag of rice 1000N etc

Please! Please!! Please!!!

Na God I take beg you......please

firstclassmumu:
Me self I dey india o

You go act film or you go do juju? (Epic question wey my friend papa ask am when he said he would love to visit india)

Shey o fe lo acti film, abi o fe lo se ogun ni?

YoungBlackRico:
[color=#CC6600]You folks will just come online to showcase your ignorance and high grade foolishness to the world instead of una to dey surf the web jeje unnoticed.

Lemme school you real quick. Public Schools (esp. Community secondary schools) in most part of South West (and perhaps other parts of Nigeria) are named after the immediate community/locality/area they are established. I hope, for your sake, that next time you'll think twice and get your facts right before you come online to embarrass yourself. Not everything should be about tribalism. [/color]

[color=#848b79]©YBR[/color]

I will address your trash later, make I finish Wetin I dey do. I thought you were smart sef. Mtcheew

FunkyMetahuman:
you see why we say flat heads are stup1d now.

If we name anambara high school, does that mean students go there to learn how to become anambra indigene?

Use your head now?

See this idiot, you fine pass me
You are the stupid one to assume anyone who criticizes things that a connected with yoruba are igbos. See this block head o!!!

I perceive you used anambra to make reference so that I will get your point cos to you I'm affiliated with igbos. I'm a Lagos dude okay and I speak yoruba language wella. Ogbeni, bounce!!!

Oniranu!

Peachbloom:
and what has MSC certificate, your wife and kids got to do with this olodo community grammar school. Your first sign of maturity is to just keep quiet and forget it, not list achievements. Not Necessary abeg.

Madam to you it's irrelevant but it is because I am telling him I have a life. What does he mean by get a life? Most people think if you are on NL then you are jobless. We are all busy, we are busy, we only find time to pass here. He was already taking it personal on top olodo matter.

I'm not flaunting anything else I would mention where I work or what school I attended. I don't talk to people in terms of personality becos you don't know them. Respect everyone's personality, job o no job because many will be beta than me here self. You don't tell people by insult get a life.

By the way you dnt av to use style insult me. You could have thought me maturity by exactly keeping quiet and ignoring my post, especially when it wasn't directed at you. Obviously, your problem is the MSC because you even wrote it in caplock.

That is just to say I have some level of education, so what life do I need again? Phd ??

You see, I didn't pass through olodo grammar school! (Na joke I dey oooo )

Jaideyone:
maybe you are the dvllard. the OP is a blogger so he decided to play dvmb to generate traffic to his blog. if you knew the Olodo in context doesn't mean dumb then why are you still shouting Ibadan people are comical? even the op I corrected didn't take it personal. I wonder why you are crying more than the bereaved. get a life please mtchew

see how reasonable fellows reacted down here.

You see you life? The problem with you is that you are the serious one here. You dnt understand English ni? Is being comical a curse? Aren't ibadan people funny? Some very notable yoruba screen comedian ar from ibadan and they have promoted ibadan in that regard. When I sa they are comical with regards "olodo", i said it with every sense o responsibility with no harm meant but you are reading meaning into it.

Irrespective of what it means, it's controversial (especially when you first see it) which makes it funny. Peeps will always twist it for fun, so why you wan die put?

This one you carry this thing for head so, are u ibadan? Besides, If you didn't insult me first in your correction then it would have been fine. Not everyone will take your insult becos now you dey show me what some people said. Only the good ones oo!

Comon bounce, who told you everyone on NL is jobless? I am happily married with a kid, a good job, MSc holder, etc. I have a life. So which other life do you want to offer? Rubbish!!

Jaideyone:
the me of the area s Olodo. the school is named after the area. do I have to open your head and adjust your brain?

By far I get sense pass you and you must be stupid to suggest that. Who doesn't get that it's named after an area? What I'm just saying is that it's local but funny too (typical ibadan). Aren't people from ibadan comical? This was why I said typical ibadan and baba suwe becos that spelling would pass for (olodo means dullard).

You are obviously daft not to get the point with how you are defending this with all your life.

iammrjaai:
my brother help me ask am ooh

Me just tire for the guy, what is he trying to justify now? The bottom line is that it's a weird and funny name; typical of Ibadan.

What has mortar seller got to do with children's education? Ibadan people nor go kill me with laughter

#baba suwe

Jaideyone:
mtchew Olodo is an area in Ibadan. Odo means mortar. Olodo means mortar seller not the Olodo you are thinking.


stupid @ss thread

*pulls pants and sh*its on thread*

so they go there to learn more about pounding yam and elubo abi?

seunsola2411:
it has been a while now that i noticed whenever the word GOD is suppose to appear in any movie it will be blanked or blocked bur when d word allah is mentioned,nothing will be done... Kindly bear with me i am not causing religion issue but beggin to observe and giv me your feed back...

Great post, finally multichoice have been found out. I have noticed I sin naa, as in since and I get the message, I know the reason so I don't bother.

Dstv/gotv is antichrist for sure for covering anything that relates God. This is a highly spiritual issue and it's because there is a directive (order from above) to cover anything God.

Now notice it that it only happens on African magic becos Nigerians are godly people and call on the true God. During western movie airing, they mention God but they leave it. The god in the west is not the same God (Jesus) that we call on, their has been compromised.

Perfect example....

the US one dollar note has two spiritual messages on it. One says in God we trust and the other says new world order (new age same as tribulation as the bible describes it). On th dollar there is a confirmed satanic logo there (eye of horus and pyramid). A fool will say it means nothing but the people who put it aren't stupid.

Who can you serve God and mamor? No!! So who is this god of America or the west? That is the deceit, God or god can be anything to anyone. This is why all those satanist can comfortably call god but it is lucifer they mean.

Didn't Jesus say the devil is the prince of the air? A time shall come, anything God will be taken off the air (media). It will be abomination to mention God. The great tribulation!!

You may say I'm stupid but that's becos many are spiritually blinded.

Mind you I don't condemn dstv but my point is that I'm n ignorant of what they are doing; they are a western company based in S.A. I know what time we are in now. The bible calls it perilous times. You can censor God but leave sex as well as promote violence movies that is able to corrupt the human spirit.

caukerzee:
Ken Katas. Who remembers him?

How about those who left secondary school in 1997? How old was Mr Ken then?

GloriaNinja:
WHAT ABOUT SOME HUNGRY PEOPLE WHO MUST HAVE EATEN SAND TOO CAUSE OF HUNGER? MANY PEOPLE HAS SUFFERED THAN THESE PEEPS.

Babe Haba! Sand? How can?

legendte:
Point of correction, we are Igbo and not Ibo. Keep deceiving yourself with the "delta-ibo" tag. Your Igbo origin claim is quite questionable. Have you seen a man say that he is kano hausa? They succeed in manipulating poor souls like you. There is no tribe as delta-ibo which you are claiming.

How dare you use such derogatory words as poor Igbos are the ones craving for Biafra. How many people in your lineage are richer than Ojukwu? Do you have a better life than Kanu and other well to do men who are die hard supporters of the course?

Why are you worried about taxes? Are we tax evaders? Tell me where in the world that people do not pay taxes on their business. Our fathers along with Ojukwu didn't ask for much. Respect the Aburi accord. Few Nigerians of Igbo extraction carried out a coup and you started killing poor guys who were up north doing their business. Igbos will continue to be brave and stand on justice. What some of these minority tribes do not know the importance of us until we leave this union. I don't want a country where some people will think that they are superior to me and where I will be subjected to a systematic marginalisation. Give us a plain ground to thrive. We are not asking for a special treatment but for a fundamental right.

We are are Biafra and Biafra we shall remain.

Bros, I didn't even bother to read everything you wrote becos you talked off point from the little I read.

The great ikemba (I respect him) started a course and it didn't work out as planned but that is not to say the vision of biafra is trashy. However, at th moment it's only a dream that haven't been materialized and myth. I said the present day igbos (elite who will champion the course) are not ready. Body language says it all. Abi you don't know that Ojukwu was an elite? He studied at Oxford, was a top officer and a man of influence (timber and caliber). What impact can the ordinary man make? Ojukwu spent his personal funds for biafra and also exhausted his connections.

Who is comparing riches with ojukwu? Please give me proof that kanu-papilo supports biafra. Please show me!! Don't talk off point even if you are frustrated; just chill, reason and respond rightly.

How many people are as passionate as ojukwu? Ikemba did the talk even though he lost. The warlord went to war, wanted to take it by force. #Agwu

If not for the sabotage from the west he would have conquered Lagos (the then capital). However, today the sabotage is among your own people and you are here talking. Vent your anger on people jasper and all eastern governors, l.g.a chairmen who agreed to team up with Nigerian parties (pdp,apc etc).

You think igbos do not have top and high personalities in law, politics, government and etc. I know a respected (SAN) who attends my church and his wife is in my social group in church but they are strong believers of a united Nigeria. This is what I'm saying, you dey here dey Para and talk without fact. The elite who are men of power and substance don't talk or push enough for biafra.

I didn't say igbos are tax invaders, get the point again and not talking off track. I said people prefer to cut cost in business and if possible take the option that will reduce their taxes. Does it sound like not wanting to pay? Of cos, if I have to pay, I will take a cheaper option that's what I'm saying.

When I say the poor want biafra, I mean no disrespect but within context I'm referring to the masses and correct. The elite don't care.

Bros, I didnt say you are ibo. I said I am delta-ibo (anioma indigene), besides I didn't generate that adjective.....delta ibo. I guess the peeps who created it know that it's not properly to claim igbo due to the slight difference, so they picked a name close to igbo which is ibo. I don't know!!

We are in the Niger-delta region but we speak a language closely related to igbo than any other tribe but that doesn't make us Igbo. I'm not from enugu, Anambra etc. I'm not claiming igbo origin.

Kenneth Okonkwo denies supporting Biafra ▷ NAIJ.COM
https://www​.naij.com/1042738-wasnt-co...
10 Nov 2016 ... Naij.com News ☆ Kenneth Okonkwo has denied that he was in court to support Nnamdi Kanu, the director of Radio Biafra and insists he believes in one Nigeria. Source: NAIJ.COM. This is one of many that will not support biafra and they people who can influence or create impact. Yet una dey fight me here without telling yourselves the truth that biafra is boothing at 5%. If Na pentium 2 well, e fit hang there.

Your post is totally off

Hahahhahahaha



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My "good" people of biafra (sensible ones ooo) make una chill

Whether una vex from here to jerico, biafra haven't left the dream realm and I state fact. #Evidence and proof (apart from carry plastic flags).

Many people criticizing (band wagon) are in Lagos and other part of 9ja at the moment but they can actually lead by example and relocate to the east first. Shout biafra from there!! Live the dream!! #show passion

I nor dey eat meat but I fit take mouth divide am for people chop.

Loving the attention..... 31 mentions yesterday mostly from critics wey get head though. I will expect again but talk with fact o..

Whynotthetruth:
If you understand wisdom and knowledge, you will shut up

You have responded to just one post 4 times, are you that pissed an angry?

I'm just chilling here oo! Even exhausted replying 37 mentions, only me, after the day's work. Hahaha!

I also have 31 likes to go through after this criticism. Always read the bad ones first.

Just counted..... 25likes + 9likes + 2likes =36likes actually. 5 shares. So you see everyone has their opinion and don't even think it's only yorubas that are not supporting biafra, other minority too. For me, what I just said is that the people are not speaking one voice yet, so biafra is still a dream. Shikina!

legendte:
Common sense is no longer common. Does this rubbish make sense to you? Have you seen any referendum that is 100% yes or no. Do you even have same opinion with every member of your family? Does he not pay tax to FG? Are there no revenue from his state to the federal government? Did Scottish people stop going to London before and during the vote? How are people this low in reasoning?

Who told your poor self that people will loose their legitimate properties if they secede. Haven't you seen Nigerians buying properties in Ghana? Is MTN a Nigerian company?

I know your plight as a yoruba man. You don't know what fate holds for you in the hands of the north who would Lord over you. Read history you said no. Aburi accord! The fight for freedom is never an easy task. Even Isreal with almighty God suffered before they got theirs. Do you think all of them supported the move? Some even murmured to go back at the desert.

You see the problem!! You think it's about tribe; besides you are totally out of line. Did I say they will pack up business? Use the common sense you preached naa!

I was talking about loosing certain rights as a local investor with regards taxes. Every business want to save cost and make money.

As per the tribe thing, I'm not yoruba as you assume. If my location say s I'm in "gidi", that means I'm in Lagos. Nor be lasgidi people dey call am? lagos na no man land jare, even though we dey west.

Also Laribari is just any other name. Lari=larry (English name) a bari is just a nick name too. Lol.

Some say lari-jewel, lariwhyte etcc. So which one is yoruba name there?

I'm not driven by tribe...I'm delta ibo okay

MrGerald:
St*pid reasoning, even if pmb like let him appoint 1m Igbo there are over 50m all over d world that don't give a damn, so find more reasonable excuse to console yourself

Really? I'm not worried o bro! My point is I haven't seen anything that convinces me about biafra, even the 50M haven't done a thing than carry flags and attack people here on NL. The problem is with Nigerian government and your igbo elite not me. I just stated my observation but until I'm proven wrong you have nothing to argue really.

Whynotthetruth:
Ability to type few letters doesn't equate to common sense...

Amodu Sheriff is a Nigerian but has lots of investment in Niger...Oranto Ltd is owned by Igbo man but controls oil business outside Nigeria...Asari Dokubo has his investment outside Nigeria...if there's Biafra, people will still be investing within and outside Biafra...Nigeria is seeking for FDI now? so does your assertion hold any wisdom or common sense now? Even primary school pupils study social studies and learn about ECOWAS...Learn about ECOWAS and it's agreement boy!!!

Yes sire, me na your boy o but accept me as you see me . So the same Nigeria you don't want to have anything to do with in terms of connection (doing things together) is the same place you will come and invest again to reap from the economy you condemned and rejected? It's a small world indeed.

Why do you think foreign investor come into an economy? It's becos they believe it is good for business and can make profit. It's all about money!!

The countries dokubo romance with in business, you hear sey them get any issue btw them? A split will spur rivalry, like it or not.

I agree with you sire!!

Ability to type few letters doesn't equate to common sense...