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PoliticsRe: Osinbajo: FG To Create 5million Jobs by larica69: 7:51am On Aug 09, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: Munir Neji Nwoko: Regina Daniels' Child Naming Ceremony Holds by larica69: 11:09pm On Jul 10, 2020
If someone like Arinze can't use face mask....when he start coughing now. Alatenuje.
HealthRe: 566 New COVID-19 Cases, 395 Discharged And 8 Deaths On June 29 - (1953 Tested) by larica69: 12:45am On Jun 30, 2020
New cases 566 minus 395 Discharged, minus 8 death Equals to163. Where are the 163 people ��

Abi I don high ni������
PoliticsRe: Remivir: Ajimobi Was Defrauded Of N50m On Fake Drugs From Bangladesh - Sahara R. by larica69: 11:33am On Jun 26, 2020
Why didn't he import 50m of the drugs since February or March? Selfish idiots. If he had the drugs on ground and was using it to assist isolation center the drugs could have saved his own life when needed most. RIP sir.

Money cant buy life~ Bob Marley
PoliticsRe: Sale Mamman: Nigerians Now Enjoy 18 To 24 Hours Of Electricity Daily by larica69: 11:13am On Jun 11, 2020
Day 4 here no light. I wish I can meet this guy face to face.
FamilyRe: My Brother's Wife Served Me With Just A Meat Instead Of Two Meats by larica69: 11:39pm On Jun 01, 2020
I have terrible irritation about this kind of lunacy...entitlement mentality. People complain too much about food here.

I've lived overseas for some years, I have learnt over the years that the more fluid you have in your system the less solid food you consume or need.

I harbour 4 of my siblings. They hate me so much regarding this gluttonous issue. I take 1.5ltr of herbal tea first thing in the morning there making it hard for me to consume too much food. I tried everything to change their orientation no way. They way up and just want to eat.

For those who care about their health please try your best to detox with lots of herbal tea first thing in the morning....it helps to consume less food and also keep you healthy.

Could be ginger, scent leaves, moringa or dongoyaro tea...
HealthRe: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by larica69: 1:47pm On Jun 01, 2020
I am almost 50. I have been having this sleep paralysis for over 40yrs. It runs in my family. I remember both my parents always get pressed and cry when asleep. What I did then was to rush to thier bedroom and assist the suffering person.

Worst part of this thing is when you hear a sibling or your parents voice, you try to call for help but they wont hear you. I have had to ask my mom once if she came to my room and said 'see how he is enjoying sleep' she confirmed she came to my room and indeed said so. I told her I was dying when she came in and she was perplexed. That stuff remains a mystery to me. I pray it doesn't end someone's existence ooo. All this dying in the sleep news upandan
AgricultureRe: Ukwulu Invasion: Outcry As Fulani Herdsmen Ruin Farmlands In Anambra (Video) by larica69: 2:01pm On May 30, 2020
Breaks my heart to see these mama crying and wailing....no government support, fulani still wont let them know peace. Painful.
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by larica69: 10:59pm On May 23, 2020
All in your head son!

The lady is gone forever. You must be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.

It's no cool to have a neighbour die next door. Especially if the person slept in your apartment sometimes. What you are experiencing is imaginary not real situation.
CrimeRe: BRT Driver Who Killed Businesswoman Handed Over To Police by larica69: 2:55pm On May 20, 2020
He cant be charged for murder if the area is poorly litted and If there is pedestrian bridge nearby. He should have driven straight to the police station instead of absconding though.

No driver dare stop at the scene of accident when its established someone died. I bet they will kill him on the spot. But going underground was a terrible mistake.


matrix199:
If he had just turned himself in on that fateful day, his charge would have been 'Accidental Killing'. Likely spend some few years in jail, and later released on compassionate ground.




But no, he blew it by driving off. Now he'll be charged for murder if after investigation it was found he had the choice of slowing down to let the victim cross but chose to maintain his speed. His defence would have been he didn't see the victim, but a counter claim would be established. They'll ask him if the victim was a spirit/ghost that made it impossible for him to see.


Like I said, he blew his chances of getting a 'manslaughter' charge when he chose to drive off without halting to help the victim/check if she's still alive.
HealthRe: Lagos Doctors Begin Indefinite Sit-At-Home Strike To Protest Police Harassment by larica69: 2:27pm On May 20, 2020
They intentionally blocked the Lagos/Ibadan expressway last night for 3hrs. I spoke with a doctor that has been on duty and needed to go rest. Why are we now punishing ourselves?

If you conduct typhoid or malaria test on Nigerians, there maybe close to 50m infected with both viruses....some get it treated, some unlucky few die. I seem not to understand why this Corona is closing down everything. Anyone with symptoms should go for test, if positive get treated. If lucky survive if not move on first we see you later.

Mask should be mandatory on buses, marketplace etc plus other hygiene practices that's all.....are we going to close down the country forever?���
PoliticsRe: Special Report Of Fracas, Maltreatment Allegation Of Africans In China by larica69: 7:14pm On Apr 27, 2020
aminulive:
Source: https://www.sunnewsonline.com/guangzhou-special-report-of-fracas-maltreatment-allegation-of-africans-in-china/?from=singlemessage
Were you there? I lived in Asia for 20yrs and I know how wicked these chinese people can be. God will judge you for trying to tarnish the image of the diplomat.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Now Doing Calculation Spending (Photo) by larica69: 2:05pm On Apr 20, 2020
Na hilux van baba dey drive now...no more road rouse?��
PoliticsRe: 11 Million "Poor And Vulnerable" List. Zamfara Leads, South-East Lowest by larica69: 12:56pm On Apr 11, 2020
No poor people in OGUN STATE�
HealthRe: Why Are My Hands Shaking For No Reason? by larica69: 4:32pm On Apr 09, 2020
Reduce masturbation
FamilyRe: What Is The Oldest Thing In Your House????? by larica69: 3:08pm On Mar 21, 2020
25yrs old bag

Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by larica69: 8:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
Chai, see gbege. Church has been roped.

I remember durin Katrina, yankee marine take over Joel Osteen 50,000 seater dome. Baba wan para but heavy pressure won the day. Emergency situation emergency approach. May God bless our pastors for having this camp idea. Ideal places to worship and also quarantine.
Jokes Etc60 Warri Proverbs...vote For The Best by larica69(op): 1:56pm On Mar 19, 2020
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enter exam hall

3. Goat wey get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.

4. Who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket…!

5. Wetin concern dog with family planning?

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8. Pikin wey go strong go strong…. No be say until dem name am Samson.

9. Na over confidence make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think, go carry load..

12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing dey that pocket.

13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water no for boil Fish.

14. Na wen visitor chop finish for your house im dey remember say rain don fall finish

15. I hear nor mean say I agree

16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile.

17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching take start.

18. Feel at home, feel at home na im dey make visitor spoil remote control.

19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.

20. It’s a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.

21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible

22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o

23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.

24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.

25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.

26. The patient dog … Nah hungry go kill am.

27. I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.

28. No food for lazy man no be for person wey em mama get restaurant.

29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew wey curry dey.

30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS, E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh

31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey close eye.

32.) I wan marry, I need pikin, I need money, na e make Church overflow dey full.

33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.

34.) I know book, I know book, na im make you dey say merit, instead of advantage.

35.) The tin wey make egg strong for pot nai make yam also soft for pot

36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.

37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lay boiled egg.

38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree

39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast

40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot

41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka

42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him with cat na mate.

43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders

44.) We go make am, we go make am, na im make village dry, Lagos full.

45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.

46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!

47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.

48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.

49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size

50.) Park there, where you dey go, na so road block become toll gate

51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

52 ) I never ready, i no need love, na money I want, na so sugar daddy and mummy take start

53) Nothing concern bicycle with filling station

54) No matter how you get power reach, you fit slim fit clothes wan you borrow

55) if you like wear monkey suit, carry am go London, when he see banana he go disgrace you.

56) Because lizard dey nod, nor mean say everything dey okay

56) Poor man nor dey sit for front for village meeting

57) Nor be who first get belle dey born boy

58) Pikin wen say him mama nor fine dey use style call him papa blind man.

59) Nor be everything wen touch hand you go put for mouth

60) Because Native doctor travel go America nor mean say the gods go begin speak English.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Likes To Walk Around Semi Nude In My Family House by larica69(op): 8:55pm On Mar 08, 2020
I said family house because my brothers live with me. The house in question is my personal property. And mind you I am not a kid. Possibly old enough to be your dad. I'm in my 50s. My wife and children are living overseas reason I took my brothers in. Get the low down?

coming2america:
This is what happens when a voluptous woman decides to.go date a kid. You are still staying in family house with three brothers. And u hv d guts to hv girlfriend.

When we all want our girlfriemd to be walking around the house half naked..her ass out, her titties popping..but we live alone tho.

So simply go and rent a house and let gallivant around the house with her titties hanging.

How can you break.up.with a woman because she likes being naked

Please send me her number

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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Likes To Walk Around Semi Nude In My Family House by larica69(op): 5:38pm On Mar 08, 2020
This is my house and they all live with me. I trust my brothers but you know? Why should a lady be walking around mostly uncovered? I have a small trash bin by my door, she doesn't have any issue opening bedroom door to throw stuff in it completely naked. I complained over and over and her response would always be "there is nobody there"

Anyway I have sent her off never to return. I love her but since she can not respect herself we'll only be meeting in hotel. Simple. Thanks all for your contributions.

punisha:
I can't remember seeing where he said he hates nudity. He's trying to avoid a case of sharing his babe with his hyena brothers. I'm sure if he lived alone, he won't mind her walking around naked.
Bia OP, why don't u get ur own house sef?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Likes To Walk Around Semi Nude In My Family House by larica69(op): 11:41am On Mar 08, 2020
See my brothers as her brothers by discussing with them nipples pointing? I'm her host here. Why not respect my feelings? Is it until she causes major trouble in my family? Today is certainly the last time she will come here.

iamJ:
Maybe she sees your brothers as brothers to her, girls can be naive like that


Na wa break up is always the option for una


No wonder girls no dey take una serious
RomanceMy Girlfriend Likes To Walk Around Semi Nude In My Family House by larica69(op): 11:25am On Mar 08, 2020
I live with 3 other brothers in a 3 bedroom family house. I stay in the master bedroom. Anytime my girlfriend come visiting she likes to walk around with no bra and mostly revealing outfits. Each time I complain she says it means nothing and does it repeatedly. Im being tempted to end the relationship because I hate nudism and she seem perfectly fine with it.
EventsMy Oldest Pocession, Post Yours. by larica69(op): 1:11pm On Jan 30, 2020
I bought this travelling bag in Malaysia back in 1997. This bag houses all the most important document of my life. ���� post yours!

HealthRe: Does Anyone Know The Name Of This Snake? by larica69: 9:13pm On Jan 13, 2020
Amotekun
Foreign AffairsRe: Rockets Fall Near US Embassy In Baghdad Injuring Five As World War 3 Fears Mount by larica69: 6:59am On Jan 05, 2020
Iranians should react with caution ooo. Dont joke with an impeached republican president. They go to war for mere low poll rating in an election year not to talk of already impeached president. He will engage in war till after election. Note that when at war Americans are United. Ayotolah please this is not Obama...pity your people. It will take 100yrs to repair your oil well after bombardment.
RomanceRe: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by larica69: 8:11pm On Dec 31, 2019
To God be the Glory.....
Awaiting cross over service mfm prayer city.

PoliticsRe: Audit Report Indicts Olusegun Runsewe Of Multi-Million Naira Scam by larica69: 3:23pm On Dec 31, 2019
Bobrisy people don nail this man o....wey you for quiet jeje....na your picken yansh dem dey screw? Effc will show you shege
FamilyRe: What Are You Grateful For In 2019????? by larica69: 11:36am On Dec 31, 2019
Praise God! I have had seasonal depression for years. On October 20 this year I almost ended it all. I had a tokunbo Camry I bought for 1.5m. Tried using it for uber, within weeks car developed overheating issues. I spent close to 140k to fix but car ended up messed up by mechanic. Ended up selling car for 800k. Couldn't eat or walk around my neighbouhood for weeks. The day I managed to go out, I went straight to jibowu, bought a big bottle of Gordons gin and two snipper(I still keep them till today). I took a bus to Abuja so I can find a place to end it all. While I was sitting at a riverside waiting for darkness a WhatsApp message came from a lady asking if I already sold my 4 plots in mowe. There and then I realised damn....I still have plots of land worth like 20m in today's value...why die and other people sell and use money for frivolities? Note that my wife is white and lives in her country with my daughter.

Although I have never been without a car for 19yrs but today I am. I used the 800k I got from the car to set up a plantain farm. I'm now producing plantain chips and its fast growing, lots of traffic hustlers had booked in thousands of sachets......Folks please with tears in my eyes as I'm typing, dont ever contemplate suicide no matter the situation. Bad times only prepare you for better days ahead. See how God changed my story within 3 months. God that changed my shame to pride will bless you all, be strong, find a church or better still a camp. Take long walks, beg God passionately for direction,
trust me, it may take long but if you don't give up you will be fine...tears of joy���
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko's 59th Birthday With Shocking Pictures by larica69: 5:51pm On Dec 21, 2019
This one weak me...it is well my people. Picture is like adding salt to injury. Chai.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko's 59th Birthday With Shocking Pictures by larica69: 5:48pm On Dec 21, 2019
This one weak me...it is well my people. Picture is like adding salt to injury.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: Buhari Is The Most Democratic Ex-Military Head Of State by larica69: 7:36pm On Dec 12, 2019
Yaya, soon you'll be left to defend yourself. You can run but you cant hide, you cant run away from yourself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Offer by larica69(op): 9:24am On Dec 03, 2019
Non of you seem to understand that hard work pays. When I said guarantor, I did not say bring house or land. Just someone to stand as guarantor should vendor elope. By the way a dozen of the chips goes for 450. Minimum I supply to a vendor is 100dozens= 45k. So in a situation i supply 10 vendors that's 450k. Without guarantor? You guys are slowpoke and lazy.

I have a boy that sells 400 dozens monthly. Cool 80k profit and one idiot mentioned it's not job. How much is minimum wage in Nigeria? 18k.

Instead of you guys to be innovative by thinking how to be an online vendor you are here ranting.

Contact me, I will teach you how to make money from your bedroom. 07012695497..

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