₦airaland Forum

You'll read some things here and you will want to puke.

afrodoc2:
Those people have funny ways of showing that they don’t like strangers. There is a visa with 50 year processing time.
You apply at 30 and get it at 80. Lol

Omo

Emaprince:
This guy thought Dayo is serious.

swiz123:
If you have traveled to many states in Nigeria, you will realize that language is nothing but a means to communicate your thoughts. As long as your target audience understands you, the work of language is done.

If you think it is much more than this, start typing in Yoruba and see if any non Yoruba person here will bother to engage you.

Wait for it.

Emaprince:
From what I knew, you've passed eligibility once you are above 30.

I don't know what's going on here....na naija sha. Money can buy anything.

If you graduated University before 30, you can defer it and come back to do it anytime you want.

There were lots of oldies in my set.

OasisX:
📌📌📌

We'll check back in 6 months.

Roland17:
Sorry, I don’t usually check that email. I will check and respond by the end of the day.

Thanks.

DissTroy:
Joe, you have the moral compass of a weather-beaten stone slab. Coming from you, no surprise. Water is wet.

Did you see that they are still going ahead with i-Dice?

obainojazz:
You gerrit…Money for English test, Assessment, EOI and so on.

Agents charged us here another $4k…. How do they expect poorer countries to afford it.

It's crazy mehn.

Amigoss:
Amoto94,have you seen Chelsea statements,why your club own different ...dem no hide mouth,fvck neutrality or political correctness they said...

Na American get the club now. What do you expect? Todd might even be jewish.

Roland17

Please check your mail. I shoot you a mail 3 days back.

For those interested in this, here is the link to apply.

https://3mtt.nitda.gov.ng/

obainojazz:
When you come jamm application fee for the permanent visas…. Crazy

4,460 AUD.

Na for the provincial nomination sef.

afrodoc2

Why does Australia Skill Assessment Test cost so much? TRA skill assessment test actually cost $710 AUD.

iamoyindamola:
Lol
E they vex you abi

Walai. To even think its educated lawyers that actually sue him is what's making me more angry.

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7875821/cristiano-ronaldo-sentenced-99-lashes
Wahala them go flog some people goat like ewure that he's

Imagine this nonsense.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The guy no even send sef.

If he had his way, na Yoruba go dey everywhere.

Ahn Ahn. What is this? [/color]

I pity career civil servant going forward sha. Unless your tribe man dey in charge, nothing for you.

izzou:

The guy dey always use us laugh say na Lagos Yoruba we dey speak say we no really understand Yoruba like that.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Industrial Training Fund (ITF) — Afiz Ogun Oluwatoyin

Nigeria Export Processing Zone Authority (NEPZA) — Olufemi Ogunyemi

Financial Reporting Council of Nigeria (FRCN) — Rabiu Olowo


Tafawa Balewa Square Management Board (TBSMB) — Lucia Shittu

National Automotive Design and Development Council (NADDC) — Oluwemimo Joseph Osanipin

I no add Ayeni oh
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Awa lokan boss.

afrodoc2:
There are levels to difficulty. Ijesha might be hard for you to speak as a non-Ijesha but if spoken to you there will be a good level of understanding. Compare that to some dialects in Ondo State and Kogi where they will plan to sell you off into slavery while standing beside you and you won't have a clue at all.

Ife, Ijesha, Ekiti are relatively close. I couldn't differentiate between Ijesha and Ekiti when i was a kid.

Walai to understand na war. I actually went to the village and their version of Yoruba na something else. No ne these modernized one wey we dey speak. While I can hear bit by bit, it was a big challenge understanding them clearly.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I once met a Yoruba girl. She told me she has only been to two places in her life

Ife
Lagos

She is from Osun state. Her education was either in Osun or Lagos.

Tomorrow, she will be shouting STEM in local dialects, thinking Nigeria starts at Ife and ends in Lagos.[/color]

One of my friend in University was born and raised in Osogbo, his Yoruba and pronunciation is way different from mine that was born in Lagos.

Shey we dey call car and motor - moto, na oko (I don't know if I got the spelling right) the guy dey call ham and hes very educated.

afrodoc2:
Ijesha is straight forward na.

Omo not for me oo. E dey always twist my tongue.

iamoyindamola:
Ijesha hard oo

Very very hard

BlueRayDick:
Ah, maybe okun is different from okun o.

We get one family friend that year, the man and woman have a large number of their nieces and nephews who come from village and stay with them from time to time. When those people start talking in their dialect u will struggle to make sense out of it in Yoruba.

It's the same way Ijesha is easy for you and hard for me.

BlueRayDick:
This is very true !

My former MD is from Ondo State ; Ilaje side. If he speaks his local dialect, u won't even understand anything at all.

A former colleague too is from Ondo; Akoko side.... Her own dialect too is totally different and my MD does not understand it.

Then we have another person who is from Ondo town, her own dialect too is different from those two aforementioned.

All 3 are from the same Ondo State. Owo dialect is still there o.

Lmao. The thing funny. Our learned man here has little to no idea how big Nigeria and its language are. People who decided to stick to a universal language as the official language knows what they are doing.

I wanted to learn Igbo when I was in Ebonyi, I was told their dialect is different from the mainstream igbo. They said I should go learn mainstream Igbo (whatever that means). Even Igbos that we were posted to Ebonyi struggle to understand those Ebonyi dialect.

People have no idea how multi lingual Nigeria is.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Haaaa

Yoruba dialect plenty like this?[/color]

Ijesha Yoruba hard.

While I was serving in Ebonyi, the LG I was is called Ohaozara LG. The town I was posted to was called Uburu (David Umahi home town), the town beside it is called Okposi. Uburu and Okposi in the same local govt speak different dialect of Igbo language.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Walk the talk, bro.

You cannot be bullying me for not encouraging STEM in my indigenous language, and you are telling me in English.
[/color]

You are expecting anything reasonable from someone that does not know how simple language translation work.

OasisX:


....Ẹ̀gbọ́n no care ó, he's still gonna roast you for it. LOL!

I don comot hand for him matter.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Nigeria is not a producing nation, and if we are going to erase the 2% progress we have made on that, wahala dey.

I don't think inflation was at zero before Buhari banned those items. After the ban is lifted and we enjoy the relief for a while, dollar will still go back to where it was. History will always show us that.

My condolences to those who are producing tomato paste here. [/color]

Well the govt can always intervene directly to these manufacturing companies who are actually producing something. Relief for them might be in form of grants, waivers and the likes.

Itsrm:
People who need items that were not banned by the CBN can't get FX from them. Where will the Fx now come from to meet the new demand?

The liquidity in the I&E window is low and has been going down. That is why people who want to import items not banned by the CBN are turning to the black market. Only way this works is for the CBN to massively pump FX into the I&E window but we all know they don't have it.

Again, I'm not an economist so they probably know better.

One thing I'm still waiting for CBN to do is to bring fintech into the forex space.

Bring Flutterwave, Wise and the likes into the market and license them. These Fintech companies process alot of forex transaction especially for inflows (diaspora remittance) which will bring the needed liquidity into the market.

It might also be time to look at how the FG can work with Binance.