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larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

Hear the word!!!

Una dey forge Inec documents now.

Segedinho:
oga ..stop pinning APGA into d conversation.

That remarks is done to tarnish is image abd paint him corrupt just like BAT n Atiku..

who is contesting for presidency in APGA and how relevant is he in d context

So you are telling us that Soludo, a Govenor under APGA in Anambra state (The same state with Peter Obi) is working for BAT n Atiku to tarnish the image of Peter Obi?

Is that what you are saying?

Segedinho:
It obvious he is destroying Obi's image and you and i know what that means for d opposition...

So because he doesn't support means APGA is now a devilish party?

That doesn't make sense.

Segedinho:
He has obviously sold his soul to d devlish party

APGA is now a devilish party?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Dis guy blood too dey hot. Donj uSed to tell us about organic & inorganic support... izzou shared video were LP dey share money. na premium receipts be dat. just take ur L in peace. no need 4 d insults & all that.

Or just turn ham to rough and show where PDP and APC dey share money.

Banter is sweet in politics when those involved are matured.

A001:
You sef like trouble small which one be organic love and inorganic love again? We no say politicians will always be politicians

Just 2 days ago, Donj posted about how those doing walk for Tinubu in Abeokuta were paid.

Now imagine our surprise when video surface and we see those that attended LP Abia rally asking for their money.

Shey organic love dey whine us ni?

FTX file for bankruptcy.

Political season dey sweet sha.

Theflint1:
There's nothing Izzou said today that warranted the sort of response you gave him, in fact, it was something you could have laughed over and made your point like you did. We really should do better and take things easy, these politicians don't pay us so I don't see why we should be going this hard at each other.

It's even the same thing he does whenever APC does rally and how he mock them for being paid and bla bla bla

Just small payback now, he wan comot iz.zou head

raumdeuter:
Most of the people in Nigeria have done dirty jobs in the past and it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's only a foolish idiotic shithead that would think it's okay to use a legit hustle against anyone

That's why he never progress in life. Take my word for it. Izzou will breakthrough and go farther in life than him the hopeless beggar

Driving Uber is not even a dirty job. It is a legitimate business that people are proud of.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]He should have just told us he needs them to win.

You can't tell me Ortom or Ikpeazu that are owing salaries here and there, ruled 8 years, are passionate for a better Nigeria.

That shouldn't be the words from a saint[/color]

Ortom is enjoying Fulani herdsman tax. Man cry about Fulani herdsman when it's close to the end of the month and that month salary is gone.

It got so bad that Ortom says Fulani herdsman is the reason hes not paying salary.

Ikpeazu is the senior Ortom.

Then you have people like Sam Hart on Twitter who are working for Ikpeazu campaigning for Obi.

obainojazz:
There's a thread on front where Soludo used Pete Obi achievements to campaign, I didn't bother to watch anyways......

Just proves all politicians are bullshiit

Soludo has always been tackling Obi sha. No be today he start.

Maybe they have an unknown beef

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Look well

That cordinator is Donjazet. See how angry he looks because his money no complete

No wonder he hasn't posted here for days. Cold, silent protest

That's definitely him. He's an Abia guy, and he's their coordinator[/color]

Fight go soon start for here.

Walai olopa ma ko everybody

sod09:
https://www.nairaland.com/7427436/peter-obi-supporters-fight-over

Omo e shock me

Organic rally

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/11/09/nigerian-president-cop27-africa-climate-change/

Good read.

My President and King Charles

One is 79 and one is 73.

GloriousGbola:
hundeyin is as famous as he will be - on twitter -but not in the world space.

more like notorious

if tinubu sues hundeyin and sues him thoroughly, the gaps in his competence will be laid bare in court.

after that businessday and co will not touch him with a ten foot pole

Better to take BusinessDay to court and let them bleed.

Olopa lo ma ko everybody.

seankafor:
the dollar today is on a free fall..

Anyone knows why?

Seems Emefiele is pumping dollars to the market.

Looking at the crypto world and what's happening with FTX in the past few days and other exchanges this year, I think CBN has been proved right not to allow banks to be involved in cryptocurrencies or hold them as assets.

OasisX:


If you know you know.

Just the name to Tinubu and you will begin to see different epistles.

GloriousGbola:
there is a reason none of the so called journalist choose to actually lay out these facts , and why they shared the documents in a particular order

This was what Bloomberg even wrote on the case. That's why I dont waste my time on these people you are arguing with.

Just let them exhaust them.

izzou:


[color=royalblue]Arbitrage gone wrong[/color]

Gbese.

They will be comforted with the fact that Emefiele cant keep supplying dollars to the market everytime so all they can do is hold and wait for Emefiele to reverse its policy as usual.

Roland17:
Is that part of the function of the Petroleum Product Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA)? Do they also enforce or is that a DPR thing?

It used to be DPR thing. I dont know the agency that replaced them after the unbundling of NNPC but something needs to be done about this volatile price movement.

Not just about the oil sector, it's in every sector.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Most of these prices are just man's wickedness to man.

The landing cost of fuel is 170-172. Add transport and other miscellaneous. It should push it to almost 180.

200 is ideal for any station that fears God and loves mankind

All these 270 - 300 na just our fellow man trying to rip off his struggling brothers[/color]

The same thing I said about the price of rice that was skyrocketing.

Nigerians just love fast avenue for profit.

We really need that consumer price board.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Most of these prices are just man's wickedness to man.

The landing cost of fuel is 170-172. Add transport and other miscellaneous. It should push it to almost 180.

200 is ideal for any station that fears God and loves mankind

All these 270 - 300 na just our fellow man trying to rip off his struggling brothers[/color]

Correct.

Segedinho:
Don't think so.....


They might have hoarded it b4 now but..i still see refilling in some stations that are out of fuel just to sell 4 270 ....

How come it's not affecting Lagos as much as its affecting Benin then? Trust me they are hoarding it.

Theres a filling station not far from me, they sell for 200 naira and theres no queue nothing. The only place there's queue is Mobil because they are selling for 180

obainojazz:
I hope there will be check in place when the refinery is completed so the marketers won't smuggle to Ghana and co, creating scarcity and an increased price for us

Problem no dey finish.

Segedinho:
Am talking abt Benin bro..

u hardly see self

They are hoarding it.

Segedinho:
270/ltr is biting so hard presently....

Subsidy removal would be so devastating

Still bought it 180 at Mobil yesterday.

obainojazz:
Actually, probably has to do with Nigeria petrol being too cheap....... I once spent $100 to fill my tank and the difference is just the poverty in Ghana.

Nigerians should brace up cos it will be worse for us when subsidy is removed

That's what I'm saying. Our fuel is cheap.

Nobody will remove fuel subsidy until we have enough refineries to locally produce the fuel we need for local consumption.