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I suggest K-legged albino for you.

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Honestly, I never knew that Nigerian Prisons were tough,but anyway I was released after they found out that I was innocent. [/quote]I'm happy for you ooo. But seriously you know you can confide in me, do you truly ra.pe that 12yrs old girl?

Cikoloko: e go pain me pass u oh....sha op datz hw all Good girls gone bad behaves am very sure u were too good to her wen d love burning abeg free her n go 4 someone more beautiful Dan her....her closed frnd precisely or someone she knwz

Thanks bro but I can't do that to her. Though I have moved on, I can't date her friends.

Yuzedo

chidyhels: Lmao..wat other handwriting do u need again.

Its not like I'm begging her back or anything, hell there's lot of fishes in the ocean, what I'm trying to say is that she's making me feel guilty like its my fault.

Larride

I have been this dating this girl for over a year now before she got admitted into the university, before she got admitted, she's an angel, she adore me, respects me (she still does to an extent) I got admitted a year before her, everything was going fine and smoothly until she told me she has been admitted into North America University in Cotonou, since the day she left nigeria for cotonou for school she has never called me for once, I do all the calling (to call her for one 1min is 39naira and being a student you know its not gonna be easy) I tried my best to keep the fire of the relationship burning because I truly love her, sometimes when I call her, she just give me some lame excuse why I should end the call, sometimes she just won't pick her call, mind you I'm the type of guy that knows when a woman needs her space, so I didn't call her for 3days she didn't call either, I call her back we reconcile and everything was going fine again (I thought so). She finished her first semester and came home. The night she came home we were talking on the phone and she made this statement "See don't disturb me oo, I had peace of mind when I was in school" I was like WTF, I apologized and I cut the call, she called me back the following day and apologized saying she doesn't mean it. Along the line before she returns back to school, we had a disagreement and she said "Whatever you wanna do, its none of my business, I'm living fine without you at school, save yourself the trouble and let's end this relationship". She went back to school few weeks later, I called her when she got to school and she insulted me that I could hear her roommate laughing at me from the background. I stopped calling her again from that day. 3weeks later (yesterday night) she called me and told me that it seems I have found someone else that's why I don't call her again, she even told me that I have changed to her completely. Tell me AM I WRONG FOR PUTTING A STOP TO ALL THE CALLING AND JUST LETTING HER BE.

Not possible. He might love one and lust after the other or he's just lusting after both of them. True love doesn't cheat.

Just give him time. Get busy and be prepared for whatever decision he might later take. If he's yours he will definitely come back to you and if not just move on with your life. Watch what you say though. Words are very powerful.

I have lost count of how many times I gave some ladies my cardigan in night class at school, I lost 3 cardigans, some just take it home without bothering to return it. The day I stopped is when I saw a pretty girl shivering like a jelly fish and offered her my cardigan, o boy, she just look at me like I had poo all over my body, I was like WTF, (God wey wan catch d girl make rain start to dey fall that night) I just went back to my sit and continue reading, the rain was so much that the girl was now looking at my side whether I will offer her the cardigan again, na jonzy level she dey be that. Some ladies think you want to use that opportunity to ask them out, what they fail to understand is that not every little gesture is embarked on with ulterior motive.

Be very careful about how much you communicate with her, ladies are really crafty, they know how to get what they want. Just avoid her for as much as you can if possible talk to your lady about it.

You don't love both of them bro, its not possible to be in love with 2ladies @ the same. You either love one of them and you just lusting after the other girl. There's a difference between love and likeness, not every friendship leads to a relationship/marriage, right now you are very confused and I don't think you are ready for marriage. Sit down and make your priorities straight, marriage is forever oo.

drexx: Its simple Nani and Kagawa are better than Young and
Valencia and Evans is better than a tired over worked
Rio and Rafael is our best RB!
If this team had started against City(with the exception
of Carrick and Fellani in for Jones and Giggs) the result
could have been a lot different!!!
REPLY

I tell you. Rafael is our only good RB, make injury no come again ooo

Wba sef don lose

Arsenal qualify

Some pple just don't understand that we have really tried as a team in transition, its not gonna be rosy but we will pull strong, we have played Chelsea, Liverpool (twice) Man-City and we are only 5points behind the table leader, its not so bad, we will surely get there.

Make una no kill this small pikin nau. Bentdner na goat.

Bin Gbagbo

Bin is a confused k legged albino, don't take it out on him.

Na only aunty muki dey run show for here oo, sorry make I help una shout small. COYG

Thank God Rafael is back, God plz, no more injury to rafael o, the injury can take ferdinard somewhere far away from OT for sometime, I'm really impressed with Buttner, we really have lots of potentials in our team, patience is what we need, gradually slowly, we will get there.

GGMU

ichidodo: To much Efo riro plus Amala is blocking your brain.....Read the post again.

Sorry sire but why so much HATE for the Yoruba's? Have they made your life miserable or what? No offenses.

bin gbagbo: i cant sleep

Let me prescribe a medicine for you.

Shout the name of Jesus three times
Shout the name of obatala 9times
Shout the name of sango 89times
Blood of Jesus 17times
Authority of God 24times
Thunder from God 32times

Repeat this for as long as you can and you will surely sleep.

Miss prettie: I dnt knw wat he'z talking abt oo

Woman.......say the truth and shame the devil.

Miss prettie:

woman say the truth and shame the devil, how many people have you fornicated with?

Miss prettie: Hey Mr. Larride! Has Nadia finally acpt wrking on ya farm??

She don accept but na me no accept her again, I no dey accept k-legged albino for my farm.

Miss prettie: I knw u're also a madman, a madman is always a madman!

There's joy in madness, you don't know what it feels like to be a madman, you can only experience this feeling when you are mad. I'm a proud madman.


*running after flies

Miss prettie: Madman!!!

Oh so sorry for you, you don't know there's joy in madness? Madness is the only way of life that we should all aspire towards.

Madness is the way!!!

bin gbagbo: no...i sold that one to nadia sa..

...i am now driving a train

I want to buy your train. How much do you to sell it.

Nadia, how u dey?

so you still have that your tricycle bin?

prof800: So what do you think about GOT not clinching any award last night?
Do you think it deserved to win at least one..?

No it doesn't deserve too. except for Peter Dinklage who's my man anytime anyday.

Producers of Spartacus will really be having a good laugh at GOT, we feel your pain, it ain't a nice feeling being snubbed.

GOT must be feeling how Spartacus usually feel whenever it was being snubbed.

Go Breaking Bad.