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Ajibel: a collection of mad people above me...smh

Don't forget you are the president of mad people now

samuelee1: No offence, but don't you think you should have sent your number to his 'inbox' for him to see. Posting your number makes you vulnerable to calls from others claiming to be him. #just saying tho#

Thanks bro.

@dotunloba, pm me your number, armed robber attack our bus, I'm back in lagos, i will be coming to okuku tomorrow or thursday.

Dotunloba: pls can you help me out,am on my way now and i don't have a place to stay. Pls give me yr fone no let me call you

07059936711 I'm on my way also

Dotunloba: do you av a place to stay there over nite? Am also coming to okuku campus tomorrow

Yes I have a place to stay.

Dotunloba: No,am still in lagos...do you know if dey av started registration cos according to their calendar,they are suppose to start registration today

I'm in lag also bt I'm going to okuku tomorrow.

@Preserver and mayorall, has the registrated started?

Dotunloba: Pls has anyone gone to school to summit their acceptance clearance print out?

Are you in Okuku now??

Work hard bro

bin gbagbo: JOKES GRADING: A+

REMARKS:YOU ARE A TRUE PROJANER


REWARD:YOU ARE THE NEW FINANCIAL MANAGER OF PROJAN

Una money don enter one chance

Exponental: Who tell u say:
-condom no get advert (u no get antenna 4 ur tv?)
-Kulikuli sell pass sugar (local champion u be.... U don't need 2 expose urself naa)
-Nairaland dey over facebook (NL is not known 2 all nigerians talk of those abroad)
If u must know, not all pdts need advert n not all placed advert are 4 commercial enhancement.

Ooshey

Wait, shey na me u dey follow talk?

bin gbagbo: well done for loosing in round two welcome!

Sharap dia, match fixer

Polo Young: Ur girl friend nor get advert but u dea die follow her

Lol

bunmioguns: thats why am called the jokes expert....

For your mind abi? Otondo

PretiEbony: Yes, did u miss me too?

Yes I did

PretiEbony: hmm... Missed yew a lot. Ain't u going to gimme a peck?

Abundant kisses for you darling. Missed you too

Wetin dey go on for here sef?

Okay, where is the joke please? Its not in my boxers

Nice one OP

dlex21: i don hear...as the saying goes, if u cant beat them, join them!!!

That's d spirit bro.

Why u no be flyer
Mtchew
Next

I have saw it before
nice one OP even though its old, still makes me laff sotey I piss on bunmioguns head.

Yes
Do you miss me?

Two idoit gay fweind

ITbomb: Can't even understand why some people take nl too personal .
If you can't stand anonymous dudes how do u handle real people who criticize u

I wonder ooo, anyway me go dey enjoy myself dey go ni

No ******youth retreat*****

Are you a committed christian?

This is Hon. Larride JSHPS7 from ANJA (All nairaland Jokers Party) I represent my fellow party members.

Erm what are you talk here?

Hey sweet prettiebony. I'm back

Erm, who's my next match?

What makes this place interesting is the comment and criticism and not really the joke sometime. This place is call d Joke section really, don't take things personal, just laff it out and mingle. I still don't understand why pple get pissed off ova d net.

PretiEbony: Yes! Did you pray for me 2day?

Yes I did, always praying for my sweetheart

Do you miss me?

*i'm here sweetheart*

Wetin all of una dey do for my absence?

Hey bumni, nice one.

don't ever talk to my prettiebony like dat anymore.