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Acidosis: ,D She be bonanza? ?

Na you talk so oo

Homar: Can i apply for d financial keeper ( moiney keeper ) .

Are you high or what? Money keeper ko ghost keeper ni, we no dey give you work, simple

Homar: See Job wey i 4 don keep use am d knack for free . But bin why ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Come here homar, I'm now the general manager, you should be begging me for a position here and not Bin, oya comot here eddiot

ATMC: hey, see this https://www.nairaland.com/1019990/possible-rship-not-liked its about ur profile pix

Nice one

What kind of BB You dey use?

* Porsche - Ten over Ten

* Bold TorchT- Second Class Efizzy

* Torch 2 - Levels don change

* Torch 1 - Upgrade

* Tour - Hustler

* Bold 4 - Onpoint

* Bold 3 - Almost here

* Bold 2 - Can't shout

* Bold 1 - That one still dey exist?

* Storm 3 - Chairman

* Storm 2 - BB mistake

* Storm 1 - Na wood dey your hand

* Curve 4 - U don dey grow

* Curve 3 - Bench warmer

* Curve 2 - I must use

* Curve 1 - J J C

* Javelin - Sell your phone buy memory card

* Pearl - my mates sef dey use BB

So Identify yourself ,which Level u dey?

Na Torch 2 me dey use ****singing owo ati swagger*****

How dare you come out to make announcement when Dr Bin himself hasn't done so, you must be high on some serious Mary J

PUNISHMENT: A week with sweetchigurl (Rihanna)

fluid26: This thread reeks of paranoia!

Bombastic elements!

Erm you say what? Mulumbu

Me likey, nice one OP

[quote author=sutoboy

U well so?[/quote]You say what??

[quote author=bashy_demy]Oh..boy na collapse things oooo especially when the door was locked and you far from the door[/quote]Collapse ke

Nice Joke but you don't have to keep recycling them now

PretiEbony: chai !!! this kind employee wia wan kum big pass hin boss ....i fear oo
Bin babbon! Abeg come fire this guy before hin fire you ooo

I'm sorry but there's no vacany for now, you can apply later

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Are you okay @ all she-goat

Kolade9: Choi! Na dis villager u dey roff Oje soji

Wetin concern u AMEBO

CrazyMan: Gives him a dirty slap.


Destorys the shanty toilet.

And oders. Everyone back to their homes

It has now been confirmed that your problem is more spiritual than anything. ******drags him to isolation @ Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital*******

bin gbagbo: larride, come here and submit todays sales!

and how come guys are using the ladies toilet?? and who is that crazyman eating shittz over there? i dey vex ooo!

Dr Bin, shey I resemble sale man for your face ni, I'm the goddamn manager, I have appointed bunmioguns to take care of daily sales and report back to me, then I will forward to you.

searay: Where's the joke?

Check your inside boxer

bunmioguns: All hail Mr President

******wipes his black a.s.s outta here****

bunmioguns: .
by the power confide in me as Projan General Secretary by the president himself Dr Bin Gbagbo, I hereby suspend you from the office for 30 days without pay. . . .

what re u talking about? No one can touch me, I'm UNTOUCHABLE

bin gbagbo: larride, i tell u, ur days are numbered!!

Ogbeni Bin, wetin dey worry you sef? Remember sey I get exclusive righ, so watch it

bunmioguns: .
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*checking thru d register* please I will give you the details later

Hey, you wan make I sack you comot for work wey I just employ you abi?

[quote author=~vicky~]heheheh face front now [/quote]You don dey feel like superstar abi, abeg carry your ugly face go meet your monkey friends make we see road

bunmioguns: Bunmioguns = never a dull moment

Huh, you say what? Bunmioguns means GIVEN FROM THE GOD OF IRON, why u dey lie?


[quote author=~vicky~]

Vicky== always da best[/quote]Why u sef dey lie now? From overcomer to always d best? Na which one?

[quote author=~vicky~]please close that disgusting mouth of yours....dont you see flies....moving around [/quote]Sweetie, beht why? I roff you well well

CrazyMan: See me see trouble...who de pusure you

I cast and bind you

^
I hope you are not dancing alone for bus stop sha?

[quote author=~vicky~]blushing [/quote]I love you too

[quote author=MOGUL.O]^^^^who is this[/quote]Ask my a.s.s

[quote author=neo_welsh]D guy dat notin can does[/quote]Huh, you say what?

CrazyMan: Bribes him N5 to reverse the effect

Slaps his head off, who do you think I am? You think its Homar? Get your a.s.s outta here now and don't ever return...idiota


[quote author=MOGUL.O]Yes i am! are you??/[/quote]You don't seems okay to me, I'm recommending you to Dr. Bin for futher treatment.

[quote author=~vicky~]whispers in his ears...:you like better thing no be small [/quote]Who no like better thing? Abeg make we enter room sharp sharp before bin gbagoo comes.... *****this lady is hot****

Homar: womanizer d 2nd . Bin abeg give me my job back .

What are you doing here? Get the hell outta here..... ***farts in his open mouth****

CrazyMan: Na dat chewing stick way you hold for hand, na em you wan use beat me

Rushes to larride, ties him up and throw him out of here.

see ghost ooooo ****running like usian bolt******

[quote author=~vicky~] dis your yeye laugh face front joor [/quote]I know you roff me well well, me too roff you wella baby *****kisses her again**** ****singing beautiful vicky to her****

CrazyMan: I vex anytime I see members of the joke section using water to clen their anus in this present age

I vex because anytime I go to the bin gbago toilet, it stinks like hell yet they keep on increasing the price

I vex because larride still wears pampers uptill now

WTF.....you are hereby banned from using Bin Gbagbo Ultra Modern Toilet.. Mtchew


[quote author=MOGUL.O]Na wa oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/quote]Are you okay at all?