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Very funny but this is an old joke...thanks though

Abeg oo, what are the formalities they are saying because I log on but saw nothing....Mayor and Preserver, abeg share more light

Jojo Armani: Nooo na Poo and fart una go do den the Op will supervice den tell us de result.

Must you comment?

[quote author=~vicky~]https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-score001.gif[/quote]Beht why sweetheart, why now?

Erm, are you madt or what bunmioguns? What is this rubbish? Eddioticalization

bin gbagbo: * enters the toilet, looks left from right, nobody watching. ..releases one heavy shittz on the veranda and takes to my heels*

You are a disgrace CITY PIG.....I quit your goddamn toilet..... Mtchew

Wetin una dey ramble all about on sef?

bin gbagbo: armed robbers stormed a bus heading to lagos.
they took all the monies on the passengers and lined the 8 ladies on the bus up to rrape.The 3 cruel armed robbers rraped 7 of the ladies and it got to the turn of a 68 year old woman.Angela, a young lady who had already received hers pitied the old lady so suggested "mama, dont worry ehn, i go take your own for you. ."
the oldlady frowned and replied angrily, "no, no, no, no, everybody go take hin own!!!, na my turn. . . .. .enemy of progress!!!"

Angela fainted!!!


all three armed robbers suffered convulsion

Beht why bin? Wetin I do u now? The Joke funny beht why d pics now? Beht why?

jerryfemie: I so much believe in booque aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ larride as For bin gbagbo de guy ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ get voice Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo. As for vicky U̶̲̥̅̊ need to rehears very Well Your voice ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ sure oo

Erm wait ooo, na sing we go sing?

CrazyMan: Sorry dear I'm already haneling that post. Try some other post.

Theif!!!!!!!!!

Exponental: He doesnt need 2 be a china fone. Just change d sim..........or av anoda sim as extra..

True

Homar: see this shediot o . Abi u no fit respect d owner of this toilet again ? Dont worry when they make me d financial secretary i will surely make sure u pay in kind to me .

You madt? Shey na my ANGEL u dey follow talk like dat? Mind ya business....mtchew

bin gbagbo: no way!! u are fired!.

u will soon hear from my fetish priest!!!!

No way, you are not going to sack me, wat d hell is wrong with you Dr. Bin, shey na dat useless Homar u wan give Job?

bunmioguns: preparing Larride's sack letter

You dare not.....ode

bunmioguns:

I know say you no sabi laff so I go help you

Chokolee: E don te wia we de see dis joke na...well u try sha, make e no b like say u waste ur MB

Thank you, we don hear

Homar: i can see u are getting high on peoples shittzz i go report u to bin o .

What are you saying? You are not to be seen @ the toilet or else ......

PretiEbony: Are you sure?

What are you trying to say?

Slapdposterface@nonsense.com

bin gbagbo: boko who?? larride, bhet why?? we ve not gotten to that now. . .

ok i will compensate u b4 u leave ,


* hands for #10 *

Erm, you still don't like yourself, I will be the general manager and bunmioguns must work under me not the other way round, what do you say? *****ready to dial boko haram numbers****

Lagusta: I really dey vex anytime I enter nairaland and I see unscrupulous bombastic stupendous ignoramouses whey dey claim say them fit mak pple laff, when them suppose dey shave their bushy anuses.....

(Bushy.anus no offence ooo!!!!!)

Make bushy catch you, you go hear

The winner will surely be BIN GBAGBO, as much as I wan finish d guy, na him go still win dis one follow by BOOQEE because of her ******** while I go dey third

What is this rubbish, oya delete this tread now what rubbish

Lagusta: Guy u funny ooooo..... Nokia torch ke, that's for pple like ajibel, [b][/b]bunmioguns, booqee and vicky

I know say bunmuogun no get phone, vicky dey use techno berry, shey booqee get phone ni ajibelt na nokia 3310 him dey use

You fit trek go Kaduna?

You fit marry an slowpoke

You fit cook food inside go slow

WTF.....the guy should be stone to death

bin gbagbo: i have spoken!!

you have 24 hours to vacate this place' or ì call the police to lock ur arsse up!

bush pig!!

You dare and bring the police into this, na my boko haram friends I go call come, oya make we start now.... You never know anything
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CITY PIG

You sure say no be nokia torch u dey use? just added you

Lagusta: Sensible pple r tellin u that ur joke dry pass pako biscuit, yet u hav the guts to reply, we should all hug transformer...

Na u go hug transformer, then jump from third mainland bridge, then lick lion p.uu.c.ciii, tgen put ur pr.i.c.k inside grinding machine, and lastly, get admitted into bin gbagbo memorial mental hospital!!!


BUSH PIG!!!

you don vex ooo, pity the poor soul now

bin gbagbo: erm...may i have your attention for the following announcement. .

larride is fired!! he is no longer the attendant of this honourable toilet.

i have delegated all exclusive powers to my trusted business partner bunmioguns to appoint people for the following positions at Gbagbo memorial public toilet;

attendant, security, general manager, toilet paper burner, financial manager.

i have spoken!!!

***slaps him heavily**** wake up boss, you are already bedwetting fired for where? You wan make I poison you abi?

dvdon: All of u too dey fear no be woman for guys toilet be dat? Give am watin she want beta Lashing she go confront

you go really yansh this thing?

Lagusta: Me na bold3 me dey use, but I m already there

Ehn, ehn, oya collabo me your pin

A Lady asked her boyfriend " how much
do you love me?
Boy: I love you so much, can't
measure.......
Girl: No just tell me....
Boy: Okay I am like a phone and you are
my sim card, there's no me without
you......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Boy says 2 himself) see mumu !! What if
I'm a china phone wit 3 sims?

Homar: Bin went to the doctor and complained to him : Please help me doctor i just cant stop stealing , i have tried everything humanly possible to stop stealing but to no avail . Then the doctor said to him bin take this pills twice a day for one week and handed bin a box of pills . Then bin said but what if after taking the pills i still cant stop stealing then the doctor said ok then get me a 42 inch flat screen plasma tv . Bin collapsed .

What is this rubbish? And you said you want us to give you work like this abi? Make I see you for our toilet, you go hear.......eddiotlistcalazation