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[quote author=~vicky~]vicky == Da Overcomer [/quote]So sweet, the overcomer of my heart

[quote author=MOGUL.O]What??[/quote]Be warned

PretiEbony: Hey! What are you up to? have u forgotten that i personally recommended you to bin baboon. if you dare mess up i'll personally fire yew!......well! Dat aside, i want to use the toilet

My love, you can come use the private one in my office

[quote author=~vicky~]hi sweetest larride
[/quote]*****drags her near and continue the hot kiss***** feels so good

CrazyMan: That pako hospital way d roof de leak abi

I see you haven't taken your medication today abi

chinig: OMG...I ll run as fast as my legs cn carry me not minding if am nt fully clad.GoD punish devil if I kwn first run before I shout blood of Jesus

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

To All Joke Section Nairalanders:

As the new General Manager of Bin GbaGbo Ultra Modern Toilet, with all the power bestowed on me, there has been some changes to the rules and regulations of this great toilet, I will be updating you as times goes on, remember shit cafefully and also pay to bumnioguns before you leave ( for the men) and also visit me in my office to pay in kind (for the ladies)

Signed
Larride
General Manager
Bin Gbagbo Ultra Modern Toilet

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

As the new general manager of Bin GbaGbo Ultra Modern Toilet, with all the power bestowed on me, there has been some changes to the rules and regulations of this great toilet, I will be updating you as times goes on, remember shit cafefully and also pay to bumnioguns before you leave ( for the men) and also visit me in my office to pay in kind (for the ladies)

Signed
Larride
General Manager
Bin Gbagbo Ultra Modern Toilet

[quote author=~vicky~] .......come next time and see what would happen [/quote]That is one reason I lorf you sweet potato

CrazyMan: What kind of discrimination is this. So I no go fit sheet for your toilet because say I de crase abi?

Pours urine on bin gabgo

Erm, what are you doing here crazy man ****beats him up until he faints**** don't ever come here again

PretiEbony: go check ya dictionary

Na the meaning of your username be that?

PretiEbony: hey! Have u finished packing those s*h*i*t..?

Bunmioguns has already started packing dem shit *****oya come inside my office now make we discuss biz*****

swtchicgurl: are u nuts?!

Yes I'm nut for you **drags her to a corner, erm you see, I'm now the manager of Bin Gbagbo Ultra Modern Toilet, I fit give u anytime you want, make we go inside office go talk now*** ****checks to see no one is watching*****

bin gbagbo: if you know the number of people who have applied for this job i don give you, you just go shut up and concentrate on the job!!

chei!. .. who come release this black shittz for hia??

* drags larride to the corner*

Oga, you don dey shit for ground ni, beht why dr bin? please leave now and let me continue work ******calls bunmioguns to come clear the shit******

PretiEbony: Are you pregnant...?.??

Beht why darling oya come into my office make we talk

bin gbagbo: . . . and i vex anytime you allow riff-raffs like sutoboy, homar and seun entry into the public toilet

Noted.....they won't dare come around the toilet now ********roaring like a lion********

PretiEbony: Try and think of something else..

What's the meaning of your own ooo pweety

I vex whenever anyone disagree that you are the Joke Presido.... All hail bin gbagbo you are the man

bin gbagbo: watch your tongue ooo, i still be your president

Oh I forgot Mr president, how are your people in your memorial hospital?

bin gbagbo: mind you, i am doctor BIN, and how do you mean by anything you like??

I got exclusive right, you are not to intefere with the affairs of the toilet unless I report back to you

bin gbagbo: see insolence oooo listen if i dont sack you eh, call me bastard

Did you say something?

bin gbagbo: BIN GBAGBO- meaning the wisest!!

Dustbin the wisest?? I doubt it.

bin gbagbo: Larride my new attendant, so why on earth do you allow a "crazyman" into the ultra modern public toilet?

no make me fire you ooooo!!!!!!!!!

Erm, I got exclusive rights to do anything I want here, please go back to your dustbin office, make I continue work jare ****singing e no easy ooo*****

bin gbagbo: preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . . referee's whistle goes for the commencement of the game.Jokes xi in an all white attire, and world xi in an all green attire, Captain Gbagbo passes to bunmi, bunmi turns round, does his step overs and release back to donkollione, donkollione sends a long pass back to booqee in post and oh my gosh. . its an own goal booqee kicks the ball into her own net and she is weeping

Wake up Captain, you are already Betwetting

bin gbagbo: thank you larride i now officially name you as attendant of the BIN GBAGBO MEMORIAL public toilet. CONGRATULATIONS

Thank you Mr Bin, remember part of the deal says I can do anything I like with the toilet.....

Good morning nairalanders, I have always seen some weird and crazy username on here , so let's play a game whereby you will be telling us the meaning of your username if there is any, don't stop the fun, let it roll

LARRIDE - I have arrived

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Hey pweeety ebony

sutoboy: Na so den trip born u?

You just wan dey associate yourself with celebrity abi? No worry, I go make your life better, come my office later

Captain, when the match go start now?

sutoboy: If I no laf mak God punish me!


I laf sotay I try d number

Na one lovely girl pick!

I just remove the last number!

ASHAWO I go tell your wife

toygod2: shut up................copied and pasted

Shut up, go copy your own, mulumbu

CrazyMan: chewing kolanut

I wan sheet o!

no one seem to be intrested in what I'm saying

Sheets on the ground

If una like make una no pack am

Mr man come back here and start eating your shit now what rubbish **fart into his mouth twice**

Etaki: Were is the joke.

Check inside your boxer

Beht why where the yoke now?