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sutoboy: U really need to grow up!


Ow sure re u dat dis is a toilet?

Beside d girl looks like ur wife u brought to bin gbagbo clinic the other day!













Stop asking a foolish question here

Ode malu

Chillext: Sister Nwakego a choir mistress of Run for Your Life ministry was frustrated cos she is still single at age 38. On sunday service, she wanted to giv a special numba in church as usual. She climbed the altar and adressed the Congregation.
Sis Nwakego; praiseeeeee Master Jesus (using sis. Nkiruwa's voice"CD John"
Congregation; Halleluyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Sis Nwakego; hmmmmm she breathes down, praiseeee Chinekeeeee
Congregation; hallleeellluuuuyyyyaaaaaa!!!!!
Sis; Nwakego: todays special numba is a very important one.... Um um... She clears throat....it goes like this.....
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080666911419.

What rubbish, @ OP, u don dey kolo ****sends him back to Bin GbaGbo Memorial Hospital****** mtchew

bin gbagbo: INDEED!!

Shey na true? I still can't believe it poor Jamey

U are alone in the toilet @ work or in a public toilet... U look up and see this, what would u do Be honest!!!

bin gbagbo: * hugs her tightly till. . . . .*

Wake up!!!!!

I laff sote i trowey my phone inside lagun

CrazyMan: It there na or didn't you see it ?

Don't mind that girl jor...... She dey trip for you ni

In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:
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1)He who fights n run away?
Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2)A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
4)A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.
5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be
barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.
Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem
examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow b dat.
14) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.
15) Who is Nigerian first female president?
Akpos: Na Jonathan na.

Will akpos pass the exam ??

bunmioguns: .
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.bleep means to carry ur tiny kpekus put for inside wide kitty like dt of bigvagina. . . are u satisfied

What is wide kitty, are you high or something? poor ogunbunmi

swtchicgurl: ^ pathetic!

Excuse me madam, do I know you?

bin gbagbo: * falls into instant coma *

Wakes him up with two hot dirty slap

[quote author=~vicky~]hun?....where is bingbagbo?


slaps him off to pluto in ching chang style [/quote]Hey sweet vicky

bin gbagbo: [/quote]I don submit ham now, check inside your hat mutenbe, in case you no see ham, make I give you breakdown,
B.sc in Flirtonology
Masters' in Womanizer
P.hd in flirtowomanizer

He sure say I don get the job abi?


[quote author=Homar]Bin why ? ? ? After i don arrange with booqee for tomorrow na so u fire me . See boooobiesssss i 4 don suck choiiiiiiiii . (kneels down and begs bin crapbo for his job back) .

Hey you, comot for road make I start work jare

PretiEbony: *pushes him into the bedroom* Are you comfortable..??

I'm more than comfortable, bring it on ******feeling cool***********


[quote author=~vicky~]ehen now u re talking.....

how can i be jealous when bingbago is around [/quote]Hey vicky, thanks for the other day, I really enjoyed myself, I will be coming around again make sure dustbin gbagoo is not around oo...

[quote author=Efemena_xy]C'mon take my name off that list!

I don't like football and besides, I'm not a regular in the Jokes Section any more. Abeg make you just bequeath that honour to someone else jor.[/quote]Hey woman, stop that jor, u don't want to play alongside messi and ronaldo abi, oya come make we train together jor

bin gbagbo: yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

up PROJAN!!!!

PROJAN nko WORJAN ni, worhali, you dey madt bin

bunmioguns: .
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.no wonder, na ur pastor dey teach how to bleep inside toilet

What the hell are you talking about? What is bleep?

bunmioguns: *jugging around the pitch*

For ya mind abi?

bunmioguns: when will larride even realise that he is suffering from Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

I dey warn you oooo

swizz01: Pls whr did dis guy com 4rm......omoh evrytin wz on point...OMG I'm readin all over!!!=D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D =D =D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =D ......

Guy abeg complete ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥A̶̲̥̅♏ na....!!!!!

What's all this rubbish?

bunmioguns: who shld they arrest

You of course.

bunmioguns: @OP, am sure dts ur church

Yes now, na big man church no be for your type

bunmioguns: .
When will Larride stop bleeping inside toilet

When will ogunbunmi start minding his own business

Mine was donut, bread, akara, yam with viju milk together

bright007: bincrakpo is high on paw-paw leaves again!

Hello

bunmioguns: So disapointing!!!! Larride bleep prettiEbonny inside Bin Gbagbo Memorial Toilet
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Re: Bin Gbagbo Memorial Public Toilet!!! (APPLY FOR POSITION OF "TOILET KEEPER" NOW) by larride(m): 2:01pm

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Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near, give her a hot kiss and bleep her*** feels good.... cool cool cool cool cool

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You are what God says you are

Fixed take ya time ooooo

When will Jesus comes returns to the earth
Will Jonathan wins 2015 election
When will Bin Gbagbo get cure of his madness

bin gbagbo: abeg larride leave that Bush pig alone, he is high

You sure say you sef no high sha?

Bin, na u biko........

collins123: ASHAWO CHURCH!

PretiEbony: You can give it to larride

Hey pretty, thanks sweetie but wait ooo, no free shitz for you oo, and you must always pay me in kind, you hear

bin gbagbo: let him apply first. . ..but wait oo, i think you can do the job

I hereby apply for the Job but on one condition, I go get all the right to do anything I want. Deal?

PretiEbony: Hot shit

Omg....don't ever come here again *drags her near and give her a hot kiss*** feels good