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Awrite. Where were we again! Lmcao!
I think the jean look takes the cream as the most appropriate for the evening (not like it matters if at the end of the day Im'ma be all cuddled up in his T-Shirt). Lol!

Ok. Now I just had to come back and share this. I flicked on da TV for some relaxing music and guess what comes on? A certain song by a certain group called BEP. And it goes like this:

"I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night..."

He he he he. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy with hate and bewilderment?

Ok. Just got out of this boring workshop. Very long day it's been!
Can see y'all have been verrry busy too. Lol.
As for me, just wanna relax and wait for the craziness of the evening to begin. Yeah, I know it's gonna be crazy cause I'm having that sexy feeling like tonight could be the night I put this whole thing to rest...lol! And what better way to unwind than to have my ex-roomy's man lick my feet? Lol!

So I'm thinking...what cloth would be perfect for an overdue evening as this?
Dark washed, low-rise jeans (tighter-than-tight, of course) worn with a girly, chiffon top OR option 2 which entails going all out sexy in eye-popping, painted-on-the-bod bandage dress?
Its quite hard to choose. You see, I look darn good dressed as the good girl next door or as the sensual seductress capable of bringing a king to his knees. Lol.
Before y'all start sputtering like epileptic goats over the sentence above, remember it's really not my fault I'm so delicious while y'all look wobbly and jelly-like (which is what you get from sitting behind a computer screen all day, hating on those with active lives, lol) with your permanently angry looking, frustrated faces contorted from all the hate you spew and keep inside.

So excuse me while I relax and ponder on my evening. Y'all whining b!tches can choke on your bitter bile at my latest post! Pretentious, bitter, frustrated naija nukkas! Lol!

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Seriously? Need help? He he he he!
Killz should just take a seat and watch while I put those two-faced nukkas right where they belong. Ho, b!tch, ugly? Like I give two-focks what nonentity says what? Lol.
Peeps need to get a life. I'm getting mine! Lol!
Anyways, gats to go! Will be back with some edited gist. Has to be edited since we don't want spambot to malfunction, innit? Lmcao. See y'all!

@killz and slimyem
Don't mind these peeps. Talking shiit yet permanently logged on to read the juicy tales of my encounter with J.

@flanrey and flantaxy
I tire for the hypocrites. It's no secret that I'm not fazed by insults...I just laugh and laugh at the two-facedness of it all. Lol!

Let me tell you a short story about the 'friendly' neighbour of my guardian, who invited me for a serious 'talking to' when I was suspended for sneaking out of school.
One moment, he was all advice and admonisions.
The next, he was on his knees, begging.
'Lashontae, please. Let me put only the head. Please...'
As a sharp girl, I ran off to tell my guardian. At the end of the day, the issue of my suspension was buried under the talk of uncle paedo's attempted seduction. I came out of the whole hulabaloo smelling like freshly baked bread, an angel that was being corrupted by a decadent society.
Lol. Especially since I blinked my innocent tear-filled eyes at my guardian, telling him I'd sneaked out to buy food.

Moda effing, pretentious, lieing, hypocritical Naija men! I know y'all all too well! Una holy yet una kontri dey kpeme from corruption! Rotfl!

Lol @ comments. Have I said before that a good number of Naija men are hypocrites?
Even Paedo/Daddy Oriki, who only dates girls 1/4 his age and is the grandfather of useless posts is acting all self-righteous and incensed. Lmcao.
Is it not the same set of people that were praising " DIARY OF A RUNS GIRL"? So why do y'all feel uncomfortable of a sudden? Am I crawling under your 'holy' skins yet? Lol!

Yeah, I considered the fact that he's lying (knowing dudes and their lying ways). So I chose to believe him that he's on a break. That way, my conscience remains clear, dig? Especially since I also engineered a short breakup with the main man. #wink

For the record, sharp girls like me are the ones you pretentious Naija men marry first. It is the decent ones you beat up, maltreat and dehumanize!
Even J will be pleading to wife moi by the time I'm done with him! Lol!

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Can see you're feeling like one fake Wole Soyinka with your cliche proverb.
Dude, compare my writing with yours. The olodo is blatantly obvious, lol!
Is it today you naija guys started calling girls prostit.utes? Na today yansh dey back? Abegi, I'm off to party, o jare. Ain't got time for this shiit.
See ya!!

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he he he.

@cuga
Lol at chasing. Like I actually have the time or the patience. Anyways, off to catch some fun. Ciao!

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Lmcao! You actually dug up past posts? Interesting!
To answer your question, you do the math! Maybe its the same guy. Maybe not. I think its pretty obvious though!

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And you my man, are on a permanent konji level. I seen you chasing all them lurid stories here on NL.

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@queen
I tire o. I thought as much that you didn't see that part where i said he was single again. Lol!
I'm not bad o. Just being honest....

@cuga
I would imagine that he'd do better than just 1000 thrusts. I heard from roommie's own mouth, he's good...! Anyway, he better be good or I'm done!

Yep, am still talking without backing it up with the necessary actions. That I want to jump him doesn't mean I'd jump when he says jump. I'll do it when the heck I want and not a minute before.
Lol.

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Please, help me say it again. HE IS ON A BREAK FROM MY FORMER ROOMMATE!

I'm not worried about him cheating with me. I'm only worried about playing with the enemy's toy. Especially since she grovelled and begged (like the sorry slut she is) for him not to leave her. He said he got tired of her possesiveness.
Anyways, haven't seen him yet. I'm fattening him up for the slaughter.
Men abound everywhere but right now, I got appetite for that dude alone. You would too if you were to set eyes on him.
Lol!

Tanx to everyone who made constructive contributions...muah!

Lol at some comments. Naija guys (with the exception of a few) are so two-faced. Y'all have said men are polygamous in nature. Then you start screaming blue murder when a chick like me gives you a dose of your own medicine.
I've been chatting all day with him. He's been telling me the things he wants to do to me and how he has always fantasized about my long legs wrapped around his waist, since the first day we met. So get over yourselves already! I'm not the bad one here! Lol.

Hypocrites! Lmbbao!

Aanumama, ogbo, kayemjay na una be this!! Nice seeing u guys again!!
I actually deleted that thread, you know...

@killz
So true. But he's not leaving her for me. They were already on a break when we met again!

Lol at bf snatcher.
He's a free man so your words are so not applicable. Lmcao!

Lol. I used to have a crush on this guy when I was sharing a flat with his girl. Cool guy, got swag, fresh n clean...everything I wanted in a guy, except that he was dating my witch of a roommate (now former-roommate).
Last Saturday, I ran into him as I was handling some travel stuff and it turned out, we're gonna be in the same city for a week, (I'm staying a week, he's staying longer).
When I sighted him, I was like 'Dayum, give me this guy for breakfast'!
He looked so so yummy! Lol!

And I also didn't miss the fact that this man was literally drooling over me.
Shon, he exclaimed, encasing me in a close hug. Where u been? Missed you! (well, he didn't use the exact words, but close enough, lol).

As a sharp girl and a naughty one too, I noted that the dude was really feeling the girl! Hmmn interesting, I said to myself....
He also told me he's on a break with ex-roomie and he doesn't think they're compatible.
I ain't gonna lie. I feel him too, I've done for a long time. Now, I'm here, unable to concentrate and occasionally glancing at the phone number he scribbled.
To meet up with him or not to?
I know what's gonna happen if I do. I want what's gonna happen if I do...I'm so so tempted but again, I'm a little bit hesitant. Because I really don't want to join issues with my former roommate who BTW is a sadistic witch!
Gosh!

I love this!

I think she loves you. The only thing is that ladies love lots of attention esp when still single. It probably makes her feel powerful that he wants her back. And I guess that's where it all ends.
You should just continue with the wedding plans and then see if he won't turn back. She's still single that's why he sees her as fair game. If you're married and he continues, then you can descend heavily on his head.
My ex lost me due to jealousy. Trying to control who I talk to, always throwing tantrums when I leave the house.
Jealousy drove him in2 being controlling and he went too far and our wedding had to be called off.
You need to chill cause it all starts from running around when there's no fire burning!
You can't treat a woman like a child. Will you follow her to the market? Will you follow her to her workplace?
If she's trustworthy, then give her the benefit of doubt. Cause being overbearing will only take a toll on the relationship.

If they are no longer together, what is wrong with a girl stepping into her friend's shoe and taking over from where her friend left off, especially if she and the guy fancies each other?
Is it taboo as people make it seem?
After all, they're broken up!

Guys in the house. Would you date your ex girlfriend's friend?

Ladies.
Would you date your friend's ex? And what would you do if your friend started dating your ex?

@whobemumu
Whoever said a woman with a short menstrual cycle doesn't have an egg at the end of her monthly flow?? Please do your research (thats why you have access to the internet) .

Its a confirmed medical fact. Google is at your fingertips, baby. USE IT!!!