₦airaland Forum

A woman called his husband so many annoying names like idiots, fool,2 minutes man, animal and useless man.The man never responded. But when the woman remembered that her husband is a MAN UTD fan, she called him LUKAKU.The man beat the hell out of her.
moral of the story.
ladies, never call your husband lukaku.

I see brown roof everywhere

dieBYfire:
Are you the idiot on duty today?

Jesus

why can't this people tell him the truth

Tajbol4splend:
Forget about that, even though you are right that people prefer financial strength to the love from the heart, it still exists, money can lure a girl into a relationship but believe me, money can't buy her love

There's wisdom here.

SalamRushdie:
You see why I never try to sleep with any woman I dont intend to be serious with..Our women are too fetish and love to seek for unnecessary vengeance even when there is no cause for one ..A girl you are just having a fling with will start calling you her fiance just like that .

I just slept with a lady,I never promised her marriage; till date the lady never gives me any breathing space. She said I must marry her, if not she will deal with me.

I prefer D, the babe go full bed remain

yebokos:
Western education in Nigeria as turn money making .. Just calculate amount generated by weac and neco ( both July and November ), nabteb,jamb,ijmb... Then calculate numbers of graduates turn out yearly..then how many of them get job. Its time we divide the society into 3... So don't need higher education.

you don't even calculate the candidates that we resit the exam again.

NwaAmaikpe:



Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.

Are you sure you are not cursed? I have never for once quoted you before, but I do see some nairalanders making reference to you as the most stupid and senseless, foolish and idiotic nairalander in history. Now, I believe then because your stupidity is supersonic.

ok

no be small thing

From this video,I think lybia is more better than Nigeria.
though, I stand to be corrected

Harrynight:
i admire dis lady for her courage to stand wit dis guy wen other girls hav dia eye on guys wit Starched cloth wit flasy ride

bro, that guy is a rich man.

sarrki:
Yes
That's not bad if properly looked into
Some people will just comment as if they know all
For government to think of it
All stake holders have been consulted
And a decision was reached
Wailers cry me a river

Are you sure you are not cursed?

This is one of the reasons I can't marry a single mother.

ProWalker:
Yorubas dont beat chest, Nigerians know those who have taken chest beating as part of their culture.

If I'm arrestèd, Nigeria will burn- NK that is your god doing whar igbo do best

congrats

ProWalker:
He would not leave the place a whole human being, i can assure you.
He too saw the setting and he immediately saw the danger, hence his reconcilatory posture

chest beater

sarrki:
Any religion that can't tolerate others
Or preach hatred for other religion is not a good religion

Ewu Gambia.

So disgusting, there was a day I was swimming in a public pool; I saw live sperm floating on the surface of the waters, I just ran out of the water.

Gazzy88:
Seun just dey lowkey dey chop im money unlike some species of people,the developers. Truly omoluabi,a proud afonja making exploits without chest beating.

what about Linda ikeji blog?

ok

Joephat:


My highest mistake was campaigning against this learned President. I actually gave almost ten persons reason to vote apc instead Of GEJ but I always feel guilty when ppl commit suicide and are suffering.


My sister's business actually went down bcz of APC and one man who had proniome Custom job, told me that he can't get me job again bcz of the present govt.

All is well

karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve.

DonVikings:
He was most likely a Pig.

Rocks, brimstone and hades fall on you

JONNYSPUTE:
. That expression was so straightforward Nd simple. Still wondering why she could not understand it. We re really in trouble walahi.

I wonder what is in that lady's brain, that made her not to understand that simple idom.

saasala:
Jesu

Sex six times a day?

And right now that she seem to have overcome her obsession, she still must have it at least twice a day.

I doubt this kinda thing can happen to a guy. Once you come your body suppose come down na, abi. What am I saying seff. I don't even know what to write again.

But wait o, you mean this dude is truly in love with her knowing about all her crazy past and the fact that she has four kids outside wedlock and probably a carrier of HIV virus? My guy just won dey trip for the twice a day sex.

I am donating my eyes and ears. There is nothing left to see and hear in this world.

where is the eye and ears

Keneking:
What Jonathan.could not achieve

I suspect the brain need a transplant

I need fat please

so true, I attended a church last week Sunday dat the worshippers gave more than 10 offerings only that day.

why edo state governors they ugly like this?

titosantana:
I Iike this guy most especially for his brilliance. I can never forget the epic response he gave AY, - men that was an uppercut that led to knock out.

what was the reply please