₦airaland Forum

jpphilips:
If you are growing up between 2004-2010 that leaves you a teenager, by Arabian standards, you will not be allowed to use the internet without the consent of your parents, hope you know that? Now you understand why most adults are leaving nairaland because they feel the space is infected with childish tantrums!! do you blame them??

chuksanambra:
Sowore went against Abacha, he was injected with lead poison in his head.
He went against OBJ, was on exile. He went against Yar Adua and was also on exile. In fact, he broke the news of Yar Adua's death to the dismay of Turai and the cabal. They had no choice but to hand over to GEJ.

He went against GEJ and was so accurate that GEJ said on live TV that he learnt of his own brother's death from SR.
In this Buhari's regime, he's been arrested without cause in an attempt to shut him up. Now, Saraki amd his gang of thieves are up in arms against SR.

I can see a lot of financially poor and mentally bankrupt posters attacking Sowore and Sahara Reporters. Unfortunately for them, they do no understand that Sowore is one of the last patriotic Nigerians in Nigeria today.

Sowore is based in the US but fighting for the interests of Nigerians from there. Most of these people attacking him would trade their entire lineage for a one-way ticket to New York.

He's comfortable by all standards and he's chosen to fight for those without a voice. Unfortunately, some descendants of Judas Iscariot who have taken it upon themselves to adopt and support every person of questionable character are also against SR.

Sahara Reporters has done more for Nigeria and Nigerians than all Nigerian leaders since 1999. SR is on the side of Nigerians and are a scourge to corruption and atrocious leadership.

Nigerian leaders can be rest assured that very soon, through the instrumentality of SR, they and all those who benefitted from their crimes ( their wives, children and families) would pay in full for their crimes against the people of Nigeria.

Mujtahida:
No you are not leaving them. You are angry that they are not following you. It's infantile and wise adults always see through the childish antics of children.

We did this sort of things when we were kids-you know like when your friend keeps repeating 'I am going' 'I am going' because he wants you to beg him to stay or for you to follow him.

asuustrike2009:
That is were you lack understanding on tax matters. There are items exempted from Value Added Tax. These items include the following
Goods Exempted

All medical and pharmaceutical products, Basic food items, Books and educational materials, Baby products, Fertilizer, locally produced agricultural and veterinary medicine, farming machinery, and farming transportation equipment

All exports Plant and machinery imported for use in the Export Processing Zone

Plant, machinery and equipment purchased for utilisation of gas in downstream

petroleum operations. Tractors, ploughs, and agricultural equipment and implements purchased for agricultural purposes

Services Exempted

Medical services, Services rendered by community banks, People’s Bank and mortgage institutions, Plays and performances conducted by educational institutions as part of learning. All export services. Note also: Exports are zero rated. Everybody doesn't know anything about double taxation as many taxpayers are ignorant about the tax laws.
The following are taxes collected by federal, state and local government in Nigeria
Taxes Collected by the Federal Government

Company income tax.
Withholding tax on companies, residents of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja and non-resident individuals.
Petroleum profits tax.
Education Tax.
Value Added Tax.
Capital gains tax on residents of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja, corporate and non-resident individuals.
Stamp duties on bodies corporate and residents of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.
Personal income tax in respect of
(a) Members of the armed forces.

(b) Members of the Nigeria Police Force.

(c) Residents of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja; and

(d) Staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and non-resident individuals

Taxes and levies collected by the State Government.

Personal income tax in respect of:
(a) Pay-As-You-Earn (PAYE);

(b) Direct taxation (Self-assessment)

Withholding tax for Individuals
Capital gains tax for individuals
Stamp duties on instruments executed by individuals.
Pools betting, lotteries, gaming and casino taxes.
Road tax.
Business premises registration
Development levy for individuals
Naming of street registration fees in State Capitals.
Right of Occupancy fees on lands owned by the State Government.
Market taxes and levies where State finance is involved.

Taxes and Levies to be collected by Local Government

Shops and, kiosks rates
Tenement rates
On and off liquor license fees
Slaughter slab fees.
Marriage, birth and death registration fees.
Naming of street registration fee, excluding any street in the State Capital
Right of Occupancy fee on lands in rural areas, excluding those collectable by the Federal and State Governments.
Market taxes and levies excluding any market where State Finance is involved.
Motor Park levies.
Domestic animal license fees.
Bicycle, truck, canoe, wheelbarrow and cart fees, other than a mechanically propelled truck.
Cattle tax payable by cattle farmers only.
Merriment and road closure levy.
Radio and television license fees (other than radio and television transmitter).
Vehicle radio license fee (to be imposed by the local government of the State in which the car is registered.
Wrong parking charges.
Public convenience, sewage and refuse disposal fees.
Customary burial ground permit fees.
Religious places establishment permit fees.
Signboard and advertisement permit fees

Although there have been modifications.

asuustrike2009:
Do you have facts to back your claims or you just assumed?

SaulRazor:
Do we need facts to know that every single Item in Nigeria has VAT on it...It seems you live abroad from your tone because anybody that stays in Nigeria know about double taxation on goods by local govt , state and FG

babestella:
How many resources in the North belongs to the Southnerners? Don't we have mineral fields in the North? How many southerners mine these minerals and export it to make money?

Let every region have their own country and manage their resources, enough of Federal character, quota system. Enoug if having a military, police, customs, immigration etc that is dorminated and run by northerners, enough is enough.

davidif:
A country has the right to defend its territory from enemies within and without. I believe it's called sovereignty and countries go to war to defend it.
Multiple countries have done it and will continue to do it.

GuyfawkesAB:
I don't need to answer to concocted hypothesis and assumptions that your people keep peddling around.

The only fact I wanted you to know is that all the events pre and post independence up to the Civil war has strong evidences of an attempt by Igbos to grab power and dominate by all means. They could have formed an alliance with AG at the Parliament to forestall northern domination,
but they must have thought that it will be easy to usurp the Hausa/Fulani partners rather than the politically sagacious SW (alluding to Ejoor's citing that they had been planning a coup from Independence day).

Orizu clearly played into the plan. Ironsi took the opportunity. Ojukwu was also scheming. Azikiwe feigned ignorance... all this while the SW and North (though initially rejoicing that corrupt leaders were taken out) came into a realization that they were the ones who have been shortchanged.

It was this same desire that materialized in different coup attempt by Igbo Officers (Ojukwu, Ifeajuna, Okafor, Nzeogwu, Onwuamatuegwu) and their corrupted Yoruba and Tiv collaborators.

I won't be surprised if it was global agreement by all Igbo politicians and military officers to seek for any way possible to grab power. The active participation of the officers, knowledge of the coup by Azikiwe and a host of others whose lives were spared, and the teeming civil leaders who seemed happy that their people were now in power (until the Hausa/Fulani Tiger came roaring)

I hope Igbos will realize that ruling Nigeria again would only be possible when they have accepted to respect other tribes and not regard others as lesser to themselves-
The Northerners- illiterates and dirty beggars,
The Yorubas, local, dirty and betrayers,
Niger Deltans, Lazy and purposeless
Osus, Slaves and not worth relating with
Ebonyis, lesser Igbos...

I'm done with you bro

Probz:
The presence of schizophrenia and mental retardation in the same patient called Probz isn't uncommon.

xelly:
That's why we are calling for referendum. It is like a vote. If Exit wins the vote we will go. Meanwhile, they can even naturalise in Nigeria or have dual citizenship if law permit.

ItsMeAboki:
Educated illiterate, did they leave with their immovable properties?
Learn to use your brain before you type; though I wouldn't be surprised if not much is left after the ill effects of the powder you ppl peddle to develop other ppl's land.
Like I said, there are many options opened to a government concerning properties own by aliens.

Probz:
Not to mention sexually perverted. I hear hebephrenic schizophrenics in particular tend to have sexual delusions and perversions during the onset of the disease as well as a variable degree of disorientation and inaccurate perception of external impressions. He probably mistaked his sister for Virgin Mary.

Shroud:
Failure is you Shroud spending Eleven years in Nairaland engaging in a back and forth with someone you called a psycho claiming you're having fun.

You're the breathing example of a madman who has the sanity to deny his madness.

You're as old as Nairaland itself and after eleven years, your stupidity is still as fresh as the current thread in front page.

I bet if Nairaland were available in the 50s your father would have been displaying such behavioural problems he passed down to you.

Even as a sperm Shroud you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

This one is brutal so I know you will edit it and quote it back

Shroud Son of a dirty slattern

Probz:
Add me to the signature list. And you missed off mild hebephrenic schizophrenia - a certain degree of incoherence in and disconnect between cognition and behaviour is plainly evident in the case of said patient. Inappropriate display of emotion and excessive use of smilies is probably the outward manifestation of bizarre grimacing and mirthless laughter behind the computer screen. He's one step away from roaming Aba market.

Probz:
A very peculiar case of late-onset hebephrenia. Insidious progression as is the norm. He'll eventually become florid and end up even more of an incoherent caricature of childish silliness than he already is.

TheUmbra:
I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your TheUmbra behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE THEUMBRA'S MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

THEUMBRA is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.

PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Probz and Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimuli or provocations from Dr Shroud.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr TheUmbra displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking. Corresponding with earlier diagnosis by Dr Probz


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate TheUmbra gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimens from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50s. The tests were necessitated by the disparities between the patient's outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapists, Dr Shroud and Dr Probz, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smear and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate TheUmbra with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

babestella:
The northerners in disguise have stood their grounds against any form of restructuring, forget the chameleon talks from IBB and Co, restructuring would make them lose their oil blocks or at least have less control on resources in the south. If you like, you can stick with the Fulanis, that is your cup of vinegar, you'll drink it alone.

Mazeltovscotty:
ur reply is more sensible than the person you quoted.

babestella:
Sorry, Nigeria is not Colombia. Whatever starts in Nigeria doesn't end the way it ends in other countries.

Shroud:
I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you Shroud. In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly.

I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity.

I have not only out-cussed you Shroud, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic.

You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me.

Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat.

I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet.

Old man Shroud, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages if Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims.

If you're was not as financially and mentally sterile, your Shroud's kids would have grown and meet you him here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland.

Shroud, You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams!

you have just admitted that you are mentally ill, for goodness sake!

ONYII4TRUT:
I'm sorry that you have lost touch with true history.

burkingx:

hucienda:
“... The right to self-determination is a fundamental; integral to the UN since it was founded in 1945. In recognition of this fact, we hope Arewa youths will now have the humility to [b]apologise for the illegal war waged against Biafra, [/b]which was abinitio, a repudiation of international laws on self-determination they now acknowledge ...”

Injustice cannot last forever. Something historic is coming.

Kudos to the Igbo professionals.

simplycarro:
Shaattap!! Come up with a superior counter argument or go and dive into a land of no return
Why are you desperate for a country with the Ibibio, Ijaws, Urhobo, Isoko, Itskeris, Efik and other minorities of the south ? Are they Ibos?

vpaymoney:
School them abeg. Wonder center products full here.

seanet01:
Did people not cross into Zik party?
Zik lost, live with it.

Shroud:
You aren't laughing. You're still writhing from the pains of the burnt coal I set in your heart

Aren't you the imbecilé who screamed to the mods that you can't ignore my scathing insults here?
Hahahahaha. I told you you're suffering amnesia due to old age!

Are you waiting for your son to inherit your 11 years old moniker?

PrettyCrystal:
A former militant turned pilot was the rave of the moment after flying passengers aboard a flight to Owerri, Imo State. The young man identified as John Paul Nku and a first officer with Air Peace - is a beneficiary of the Amnesty programme organized for ex-militants in the Niger Delta region. He reportedly underwent his training in Jordan.

Sharing the photos online, Wabiye Idoniboyeobu wrote;

So the guys name is John Paul Nku. A first officer with Air Peace. Smooth flight. You need to see the look on people's faces when the information trickled out that it was an Amnesty Beneficiary in the Cockpit. Everyone wanted a picture with him...

Amnesty is working. Let's give the boys a chance.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/06/passengers-excited-former-militant-turned-pilot-flies-owerri-photos.html

Shroud:
I noticed I'm the only one you quote his posts back to that's because they hurt you real bad.

I'm the devil to torment you

Shroud, You go die today.

Seems your Shroud's parents have long abandoned you him and you're he is unable to marry because no woman will have a second glance at a nauseating adult-child who couldn't clean his own ass after defecating.

Keep forcing yourself on Nairaland to be adopted as an internet baby.

Yam-chewing billygoat

Shroud:
@Shroud the emboldened, and the retardéd skank takes the pain to explain his wasted years in Nairaland to me and anyone who cares to read.

We don't care how you became mad, grandpa. We just know Shroud you're mad, lonely, frustrated and a Nairaland-addict who has incurred black yansh, body odour and unkept facial hairs for the past 11 years of your Nairaland existence.

You feel my disses real good that's why you're trying to explain your lousy life to me. Who cares!!!

Shroud, Explain it to your parents who should have invested the money for your education in yam plantation and reap bountiful harvest than your depleted life can ever yield.

Idiot. I'm sure if your Shroud's father ever knew you Shroud were just another scum projected from his loins, he would have wañked you him off on his bathroom floor so you flow into the sewage pit and be part of the eternal cycle of human waste.

Amoeba!

Shroud:
But you're the only one mentioning people's monikers in full here ! You're like a madman who somehow miraculously still retains enough cognition to be aware of his demency

47 wasted years on earth, 11 if which is spent strutting the vast boulevard of Nairaland looking for his purpose on earth

Wasted birth!!! Oya edit and quote it back to me again.

Shroud:
Says the son of curb prostitute who has quoted back everyone of my post

Your Shroud's amnesia is a family inheritance as your his mother lacks the power of remembrance to identify one of the thousands lounge-lizards who got her pregnant for you him.

Demented waste of sperm and vagina fluid like you Shroud. You called the in full spelling of his moniker in hopes he will chip in a word for you. You Shroud, your self-esteem is obviously build on people's perception of you.

Inebriated plonker

Chanchit:
Na wa o, so this is what you all call victory, when your Nnamdi can't talk about Biafra agitation again for the rest of his life, maybe by proxy though, and he has now crowned himself the emperor of Igbo land that you lots now wake up every morning to pray to. His new job description is now to cover himself in towel and stretch his hand out to give you blessings he brought from Kuje prison. Una matter just weak me.