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PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Damilare Adenola, 10 #OccupyLekkiTollGate Protesters (Pics, Video) by laughitall(m): 11:44am On Feb 13, 2021
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johnkey:
your mother is a fool. send them let them catch me na. ode senseless goat. here na facebook?
okay .. watch ur back ..
PoliticsRe: Police Arrest Damilare Adenola, 10 #OccupyLekkiTollGate Protesters (Pics, Video) by laughitall(m): 11:07am On Feb 13, 2021
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johnkey:
useless police and army, slaves of fulanis. if you get any policeman or army for your street or area it's time to start attacking their families, mobilize thugs to kill their wives and children and burn their properties. maybe then they go get sense.
MODIFIED i'm tired of replying senseless cowards slaves so please if you have problem with this post simply go and kill yourself, before the herdsmen get to you.
you are a fool .. DSS will pay u a special visit
RomanceRe: How Will You Spend Your Valentine's Day This Year? by laughitall(m): 3:17pm On Feb 12, 2021
kelvinogude:
At the moment my wife is outside town with my son in School and am left home alone.Will go sit at Novare Lekki Mall as is very close to where I live and catch some fun.
same here man .. that’s what I had in mind too
RomanceRe: Virginity Or No Virginity by laughitall(m): 2:47pm On Feb 04, 2021
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Paramount01:
just know this,Virginity does not garunty a good or faithful wife, I have seen a Lady that marry as virgin and still cheat in marriage, and I have seen a prostitude that never open her central bank for somebody else again after marriage.like me,I don't care if u cheat in me,most important thing is I should not just know.I trust alot
fucking lair ..
PoliticsRe: NEWSBreaking: Sunday Igboho Arrives Ogun State (Photos) by laughitall(m): 8:17pm On Feb 01, 2021
Fool stop comparing a real man to a coward..
Robisky001:
Sunday Igboho the new Nnamdi Kanu of the Southwest.
PoliticsRe: NEWSBreaking: Sunday Igboho Arrives Ogun State (Photos) by laughitall(m): 8:16pm On Feb 01, 2021
You are stupid
Fahdiga1:
Always copying from the east. Kanu wannabe
RomanceRe: Dear Nairalanders How Effective Is Okafor's Law Of Congo Dynamics? by laughitall(m): 11:35am On Jan 31, 2021
eazzzy1:
Yes the law works because;

1) Women prefer sleeping with someone they have slept with before, that way there’s no increase in body count.

2) Women knows every guy wants the same thing, so instead of meeting someone new, going through the rollercoaster of loving and getting heartbroken, they rather go back to a known person.

At the end of the day it’s a win-win situation, you get excited you got to hit again (Okafor law), she’s glad her body count is still single digit (Ngozi law).
i like this ngozi law ... lol
FoodRe: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by laughitall(m): 11:06am On Dec 13, 2020
Forreellinc:
Eating pvssy
come and eat mine
EducationRe: Rep The Secondary School You Attended And Meet Your Ex School Mates Here by laughitall(m): 7:37pm On Dec 12, 2020
bukhety:
Mayflower Secondary School, Ikenne
hey .. exmay
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Protesters Hit Osogbo Roads, Storm House Of Assembly by laughitall(m): 1:33pm On Dec 07, 2020
HerMajestyCares:
GOOD ONE,





JUST EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING HERE,

THEY SHOULD NOT FOCUS ON END SARS ONLY,



I JUST HOPE OUR DEAF AND DUMB EVIL LEADERS WILL DO SOMETHING POSITIVE.

JESUS PLS HELP YOUR CHILDREN.
whats stopping you from joining them and speaking out .. are u not a Nigerian youth
RomanceRe: Which Noise Have You Made? [Picture] by laughitall(m): 4:27am On Nov 25, 2020
gloniks:
I just sent you a mail now
alright
RomanceRe: Three Ways to Be Loved and Respected By Women [Picture] by laughitall(m): 4:26am On Nov 25, 2020
iLegendd:
I don't really fancy being respected, I prefer being feared. Great men like God and others don't need your respect, they want you to fear them.

Though, I'll tell you how to be respected by women.

1. Be great in bed without drugs
2. Be wealthy, but stingy
3. Be smart/intelligent, but control your pride

To be respected by your fellow men, just have money, travel abroad, and don't come back — let them only watch your pictures via Internet. People respect what they can't touch or get close to easily. Being too available kills respect.

Prove me wrong and I'll get you the full gist with experience.
ddd
RomanceRe: Which Noise Have You Made? [Picture] by laughitall(m): 5:40pm On Nov 24, 2020
gloniks:
Hmmmm
Actually it has to do with my dad, He is someone like that in a very high level.
He abuses me verbally and physically. I am a lady and he still beats me.

If there's anybody that has body shamed me it is him.
There. was a time I loved to sing and anytime I was singing he would just shout and say "shut up, your voice sounds like an "osanyin" so one day I asked him what it meant and he said it is a demon in Yoruba land. He has said things like I am ugly, who will marry me......infact last week he said I don't calm down and behave like a relaxed person and that he was thinking maybe he should tell his doctor to give me injections to stepdown my brain and that I was behaving like someone with mental problem.

Sometimes back I used to do something to him anytime he said "you are stupid" I would just nod my head so later he started threatening that "the next time I am talking to you and you nod your head, I will beat you mercilessly" so I stopped.

So I started "ignoring" I mean why won't I when he wants to use trouble and toxicity to frustrate me. Then he started saying "is it me that is talking to you and you are not responding" even though I would give him little response.

He makes several threat and does a lot of things, if I am talking I dare not get angry at my younger bro for doing something but my younger bro is allowed to talk to me anyhow. (there's favoritism btw I and my younger bro although it didn't extend to the area of responsibility but now it does)

People he knows used the embrace method you talked about, they will come and pretend like they are in support of him and leave not to ever come back.

A lot of family friends have come to settle stuff btw mum and dad also btw I and dad and during those times I and mum was right but the guests came and pretended they supported him according to them "they wanted peace to reign" so right now dad thinks everyone is in support of him but they see mum later and apologise and this has made things to escalate because things that dad didn't have the courage to do he now threatens to do them because he thinks he has everyone on his side.

He behaves as he pleases without anyone to caution him(but he doesn't drink or womanize)

He dominates every conversation and is always right in fact don't try to prove him wrong cos he will boil. The house is always tensed and hot I really enjoy when he is not home.

Now everything centers on me......cos he threatened not to pay my school fees and knows mum doesn't have the capability to sponsor me right now and he once did it before that I and mum had to go bring family friends and church members too, they were like 20 in number in our sitting room and I had to keel down at the center of the sitting room while they begged him with some of them pissed and angry at him but all pretended, some pretended because of fear and respect for him because he has this charisma that will captivate the mind of everyone and most people will shut up and keep mute while he talks while some did that because of sake because if they didn't and had let him know how they really felt he would have walked everyone out and tell me to go and meet them to pay my school fees. (after spending 7+yrs at home before gaining admission despite having good scores in jamb and putme, so he knows it will be painful for me)

Did I say he loves it when you are at his mercy.......oh yes he loves to play God and infact he keeps saying he is my Ga
od in life and without him I can't survive and honestly I have always wanted to be independent but right now things are like this but I know GOD is in control and will surprise him one day and I believe that day is near although I don't know how but I know I have God.

So right now I don't know how resumption will be for me once we resume because everyone I can call to help beg him as usual is so pissed at him that most don't even come to our house. again but he doesn't know they are pissed at him he thinks everyone is busy with life that is why they don't come to our house anymore.

Right now the best thing I can do is bcom independent as I have always wanted to and get out to his surprise but that is on God but pending that time what can I do to handle this issue? Honestly I am fed up

Sorry I have wanted to reply you since you replied but I didn't just know how to put my words together, sometimes I would start typing but stop midway.
can I have your what's app number
CelebritiesRe: Davido Walks In To Surprise His Fan At Beat FM (Video) by laughitall(m): 1:22pm On Nov 14, 2020
This nigga still dey owe me money o .. congrats
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Mistaken For Someone Else by laughitall(m): 4:28pm On Nov 08, 2020
People do mistake me for Rihanna
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Stephen Fights With Body Shammers On Instagram by laughitall(m): 1:24pm On Nov 03, 2020
Supermugu:
grin..... I like and love THEM FAT kiss kiss kiss
super mugu
TravelRe: Weekend Trip To Fair Acres Country Club In Lagos by laughitall(m): 10:59pm On Nov 02, 2020
travelwaka:
There are lots of hidden treasures in Lagos, most of the time they are usually coded
yea that's true
TravelRe: Weekend Trip To Fair Acres Country Club In Lagos by laughitall(m): 6:23pm On Nov 02, 2020
travelwaka:
Fair Acres is one of the most beautiful places in Lagos. I would never have imagined this destination is just some minutes drive from Lekki. It is a facility packed club and it shows the owners really put in lots of works to make this place a world class getaway place.
It is a white building with well-manicured garden and an artificial like to add beauty, class and aesthetics.

It is one of the most serene places you can ever imagine in Lagos. It is located on a 14 acres of land long the Lekki Epe expressway

https://www.travelwaka.com/fairacres-lagos-tranquility-at-its-best/
wtf this place is just my backward here .. lol
EducationRe: What Are The Colours Of This Dress? (amazing Optical Illusion). by laughitall(m): 8:51pm On Oct 28, 2020
Purple and indigo
CrimeRe: Man Dismisses Report Of Him Being Killed By Soldiers (Video) by laughitall(m): 4:50pm On Oct 22, 2020
Eriokanmi:
If lekki isn't far from.your location, kindly go there tomorrow and meet with the protesters. They would be able to help you. Don't come here and be doing one stupid damage control. How much were you paid? Who knows if the video posted was fake sef cos I suspect it. I can come up with such a video and post it online that I was amongst the protesters who survived.
dont mind the idiot ..
RomanceRe: What Is Your Body Count? by laughitall(m): 6:15pm On Oct 15, 2020
fuckaholic25:
I see u
wink
RomanceRe: What Is Your Body Count? by laughitall(m): 5:05pm On Oct 15, 2020
fuckaholic25:
why do I have the feeling that d number Na man number? thanks sha, something must kill a man
its a female number .. chat her up and confirm for yourself..
RomanceRe: What Is Your Body Count? by laughitall(m): 2:06pm On Oct 15, 2020
fuckaholic25:
link me up with the girl... let's vibe!
+234 814 423 9022.. her number ..
RomanceRe: What Is Your Body Count? by laughitall(m): 11:35am On Oct 14, 2020
fuckaholic25:
lost count, for real!! buh it's def more than 60
same thing a girl told me
PoliticsRe: Groom Joins #EndSARS Protest In Wedding Suit Shortly After Court Wedding (Photo) by laughitall(m): 9:11am On Oct 14, 2020
LostAddict1:
Just imagine the innocent guys reason. Someone who just got married should be thinking of his honeymoon with his wife but instead look at him under the scorching sun, trying to make sure he doesn't get killed. We must end Sars either peacefully or by force, and if it ever results the use of force the government should also know that we would take over the country from them because they can't kill us all.
honey moon wey dem don do tire before court wedding .. lol
PhonesRe: Playstation 3 For Sale by laughitall(m): 8:27pm On Oct 12, 2020
10k bros
RomanceRe: Women, What Do Men Do That Turn You Off? by laughitall(m): 10:49pm On Oct 10, 2020
czarr:
Some women love muscular guys some don't some love beards some don't
some love chest hair some don't

women love different things so that makes this thread useless in the first place.....

i have read articles where some women confessed to loving body odour, some love crooked tooth, some love big ass in a guy etc some things you wouldn't expect.

the women that are complaining of some bad behaviours in a guy, ask them why they are still choosing those kind of guys in their life......op listen to their actions not their words.....women would say what sounds good and noble but would choose another thing...don't get it twisted.
no man who fucccks bittcches would create a thread like this that is for sure...
exactly most of dis bitches saying dey ain't tripping for muscular guys ... gat dere eyes on one just that he's not giving them the attention
RomanceRe: What’s The Most Memorable Moment You Shared With A Stranger? by laughitall(m): 6:46pm On Oct 09, 2020
TruthHurts100:
Yesterday at Maryland, I was in a car, a lady was walking on the walkway and was looking at me until she bumped into an oncoming person. I con dey look myself.... So I fine small. angry grin grin
mumu so it's you .. lol
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy, Teni Become Glo Ambassador (Photos) by laughitall(m): 10:31pm On Oct 06, 2020
Jollyakat:
Congrats to Don Baba and Teni


The New Glo Berekete package na Baba ooo




You’re missing if you never get yours abeg
the brekete works on data too or only calls
RomanceRe: Name The Nairaland Member U Like And You Would Love To Meet In Life by laughitall(m): 12:51pm On Oct 06, 2020
Eryyy92:
Danmmm niggarrr don't have time for ladies
he will if I want him

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