₦airaland Forum

Sarmiz24:
One Nigeria problem is English, The word “can” is not an assurance word, it simply means there is a probability in the situation.... No one said “u will be, they said u can be” so there is no sense in what this dude is saying, “Can” here simply means e fit happen and e fit no happen atleast try.... it not guarantee u will find all u seek, but atleast u can’t find what u did not seek.... If not for some of this motivational quotes so many suicidal and depression case for don plenty in this word... pls stop killing other people’s vibe on motivational quotes cuz e didn’t work for u, it works for some atleast till they are fully out of depress states of mind...

socialmediaman:
Kidnapping Kanu from a foreign country was a big blunder! There are legal ways to seek extradition. The despot in Aso Rock lost it further there

Throwback:
Why can't we have individuals in their 40s?

Is 60 not already part of the tired generation of failures.

Beloved3:
What is your name then? Timilehin Adande? Boy don't play with me. Let's just assume you didn't quote me with a silly response to my earlier post as you go around doing on nairaland. I'll edit my posts and take out your details. Peace.

Beloved3:
What is lol? No worry Elijah, I'll send you a friend request on facebook we'll continue the conversation there.

Beloved3:
Lol Boanergers or whatever that your yahoo yahoo name is again, so the Ethiopians that eat raw meat are not bald?

Beloved3:
It's still safer to cook the meat.
Meats get easily contaminated and the risk of food poisoning is high with raw meat consumption. There are safer and better practices to have full and healthy hairs.

Jerryherd:
Nonsense

Dubai ruler drives him self, same as Ajman and abudhabi kings, they go to beaches and malls, yet they can buy Nigeria and Buhari


This is how we make Demi Gods out of mere mortals

If Buhari walks into a function, you must stand,

They shut down the airspace when he is flying

Every road is closed for him to pass

Every Service chiefs and commander must rush to the Airport anytime he travels just to shake his hands and salute him



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MJBOLT:

All these deluded fanboys sef
Messi won an Olympic Gold medal in Asia
Messi won 4 UCL in Europe
Messi won Copa America in South America and he almost conquered the world in 2014 yet deluded fanboys want him to step out after proving himself across continents.
Tell Ronaldo to win something outside of Europe then come back

tell Messi to win something outside Barca den come back

HONESTFACT101:
if a flood of this magnitude occurs in Nigeria, believe you me houses will be uprooted like cassava during harvest

yungchop:
Jaccuzi Don collect billing for mama hand..

cassidy1996:
Na only GOD know who dey serve am

that mod that banned me, you are lucky today is Sunday, try it on Friday .

NigeriaZoo:
Keep laughing, your DSS operatives will soon be in handcuffs.

NigeriaZoo:
The so called intelligent DSS has left a crime trail that will come back to haunt them and put an end to the terrorist regime of Buhari. The Nigerian and Kenyan governments are in big big trouble. All the boastings of Malami and Liar Muhammad will turn to tears and regret.

MadamVanessa:
Come rain come sun, our darling Tinubu must make sure that he installed MC Oluomo as the next governor of Lagos State.

Call him tout or thug, we dont care, but all what we know is that our darling Tinubu will not hesitate to make Oluomo the next governor.

rill:
Wanna rant . The effect of inflation is seriously hitting everywhere. Infact I'm still vexing since yesterday night

I visited my barber yesterday for my routine haircut, 2 weeks after my last visit. After he was done, I brought out my usual #300. He refused to collect, telling me there is an adjustment in price. He said the new charge is #500, directing me to the updated price list.

I was like Wtf , why u no tell me b4 u start. I for just vex comot the shop and carry the hair for another two weeks. I had only stepped out with #500, hoping to buy suya with the remaining #200. He apologised and told me he forgot. He mentioned they had a meeting and agreed on the increment, blaming the continuous increase in price of goods and services.

I told him I will give him 300, and then balance him on my next visit. That suya been dey really hungry me. He eventually agreed because he knows me well.

When I got home, nah vex I use chew the suya, e no come sweet for mouth sef. Now I would have to adjust the frequency i visit for a haircut. Maybe I go even change my hairstyle to last skin, cos my hair grow very fast.

This country sef.....

Nairalanders..... How much do u guys now pay for your hairdo, abi nah my area alone

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
Nor be small thing instagram dey do this boy o


Nor mind am.....me personally don leave instagram and Facebook for now....

I dey on my wechat.....dey us wechat huzzle..
Make him nor worry...all these he Shakara go soon end
Chinese yuan dey for boys

Mikecold:
But you foolanis are using a different Northern constitution, police, judicial system in your region

Have you not defiled sovereignty already

Is Sharia state now a different nation from Nigeria a secular state

PrinceOfLagos:
Enjoy your wealth my man

gasparpisciotta:
Deborah, Mother in Isreal, was also a judge. In fact the only female judge in the affairs of Isrealites.

But wait!!!!

What if all the things being said about TB Joshua using hidden audio and video devices to manipulate majority of his disciples are true?

It has been alleged that he deploys espionage to get firsthand information about visitors so that he can manipulate them

These guys are usually amazed about how he is able to know so much about them and without them knowing that he started spying on them right from their first time.

Unfortunately these victims don’t know this, but they go ahead to give testimonies of such “heavenly” encounters.

Emmanuel TV is therefore a tool to promote this propaganda.

What would Jesus do?

Chioma99:
IT IS TOO EARLY TO REJOICE ABOUT nnamdi kanu , THE FIRST ARREST MADE HIM POPULAR, THIS SECOND ONE WILL GIVE HIM BIAFRA.
Biafrans will fight you all if you dear kill or harm their leader
be warned!!!!!!!!!

Bigflamie:
Watching intently as things unfold. The government will hear from us soon

bigeliot:
MNK has asked u guys to sue him in any court outside africa but they refused. Y them dey fear. Obj is no different from d dead buhari. All evil leaders. There are alot of buhari and weda obj, atiku or any stupid leader says otherwise, d truth remains that buhari is not there. He is either too sick and can't come out or he is fucking dead.

advanceDNA:
This is not me being emotional...
I see crimes a lot on nairaland and I’ve never seen people talk about getting lawyers to free them.... is it because she’s 21 or or pretty slut..??

festacman:
Assuming this conspiracy theory is true then the suspect Chidinma should go to hell if she could sense prospect of deathrow cell and still protect the identities of the supposed 'killers' in your conspiracy theory. And why didn't the supposed killers simply aid her disappearance from Nigeria instead her helplessly hiding in her parents' house.

I disagree with this conspiracy theory as put forward.

Romanoff:
There's no way Princess could have handled with without it blowing up. They are both "celebrities".

Romanoff:
Better ways to handle what matter?

If your friend behaves inappropriately with your daughter, how would you handle It?

Please try to be honest.

Karleb:
So why did they shutdown Twitter?