₦airaland Forum

RedBenson: Why i no go look my swthrt profile? Make i see d full pic abeg.

lynpetra: ara gbava ndi ara biko..

onwedi!

Ladybluecash: Op CYLINDER shape no dey there?

AshakeBaby: Rectangle for ever and ever till Jesus comes

I can die for Rectangle

ruthobaz: I guess this was what LaurelP was talking about.

temigracie: ...My mum's own is very very funny....before i understood what she actually meant, it took my time and research....lol....

...she saved my dad's number as A My Heart.....At first, i thought she made a mistake by writing 'A' infront of 'my heart'.....
..I later found out from her that she wanted my dad's name to be the first in her contact list.....

..I dont know about my dad's ooo......My dad na Sojaman.....No-one dares check his fone...well, you wont see it around gansef....always in his pocket....

Vixen101: I see nothing wrong with number 2, absolutely nothing! I even find it cute

yuzjet: Women are the most wonderful creature I have seen on Earth, but am yet to understand why some men are busy finding faults upon faults on them. Ok, lets look at them this way and tell me if am lying:

1- Women are the only creature that can change their original surname just for the sake of love.
Because the law says they should and dia is notin they can do abt it. And did I forget dat some women refuse to change theirs?

2- They are most easiest creature to convince
About what really? I think men fall for women's tricks more dan women do for men

3- They are the only creature that loves from the bottom of their heart.
Do u have any proof? Women are d only ones dat can murder their own child both born and unborn!
4- They are the creature that can prefer to go to bed with an empty stomach, just to make sure that their children feeds well.
Really? They eat inside d kitchen and clean dia mouth.
5- They are the only creature on Earth that cries very easily, just to expose their inward disposition.
Its their way of getting what they want from men. They know we can't stand seeing them cry
6- They are always awake even at the dead of the night just to make sure that their children are protected.
Lie! they only wake up when the child begins to cry seriously because they have the breastmilk
7- They can even sell out their cloths just to buy food for their children, and also see them smiling.
I can do this for both my children and my family members
8- They are always ready to sacrifice their lives just to save the lives of their children.
Give me an example pls
9- They are always in the kitchen inhaling the smoke without complaining, just to prepare something for their children and husband to eat.
Which smoke? What of the dust the man inhales in the farm?
10- They are the only creature that can abandon their biological family and start up a new home with a stranger.
Its the man dat does this. He deprives his family just to cater for an "outsider"
11- Even when they are battling with the pains of pregnancy, yet, they are busy looking after their husbands and children. e.t.c
Its good for the baby and mother! Exercise u know
Or am I lying?
Yes u are
Your thoughts?

Debayurr: Men and sons of men.....As long as boyz wud still be men and men would still bore boyz...@ OP We'll still be very guilty of your 1st comment...can u imagine dis image while on a long queue @ GTB?bros so wot shud I b staring @?.Cos I was facing my front and she was obstructing my view...We know its wrong buh its a reflex programmed in our brains...#realist

olaxco2f: ...If a woman leaves a man with vision and follows a man with television soon she'll watch the man with vision on her husband's television....

sammoe: Oga, ah nor see my shape o!