Silly talk!
However, on a second thought, this doctored trash could actually be the crafty handiwork of anti-APC agents in the state to get some votes for the opposition.

Desperate search for votes!

Feels like I just listened to the typical NTA News.
Social reality modified.

So, having a motive, automatically translates to asking someone out?
SMH for 'ndi nairaland'.

Tinubu for sure knows the boundary when it comes to Buhari.

I just can't stop smiling.
Amazing!

Op, when guy asks a lady if she has a boyfriend, does that mean he's asking her out??
Haba, it's a simple question that you can answer yourself.

I hope this is just your April fool in arrears. It's actually possible to live in peace.
It's time we stop all this frequent & senseless blood-letting.

Some of these comments funny die sha, but dem still dey inciteful and not really necessary.
Na pesin wey break leg suppose dey cry, no be pesin wey dey look am...
Nyanga dey sleep jeje, trouble dey wake am.
Peeps, make una use style give unaselves brain o.

All I need now is, the eradication of corruption & indiscipline in Nigeria to the lowest ebb.
Shikena!

All I can say is thumbs up to INEC.
Long live Nigeria!

Don't condemn Sambo.
Some people foolishly pulled down GEJ with their words, namely;
Mama Peace,
Asari Dokubo,
FFK,
Okupe,
Fayose,
GEJ himself, et al.
The 'Messiah from Otuoke' has been rejected by the majority and deserves his fate simple!

As a very gentile person, I would just take my dinner quietly. Afterwards I would peacefully demand for her ''certificate of practice'', from any (Govt. Approved) Tattoo Designing Institution.

Hmmm... Heaven bless her soul if she doesn't possess one... Lol

;DAlright!
Here's wishing you a lovely day, filled with lots of memorable moments that will brighten up your life today and always.

Oya, if this will put a smile on face, then here it goes...
Hip,
Hip,
Hip,
Hurray!!!

Happy Birthday to you,
Adewunmi84.

Some sane ladies would have simply loved to call and take up the offer. However, they might just have a second thoughts of sharing the space as a housemate, after reading you erupt so angrily in such a way to the 'silly' comment.
Just ignore such distractions in a sane and matured manner. Why? You're on a public forum my dear.
Kindly note sis, no decent and self-respecting lady would want to share a living space with a 'lifewire'.

All the best!

Once you take that step into Naija politics, you most likely become ''unequally yorked'' without realizing it, until you've drifted far away from the narrow way.

If it's politics as practised in Nigeria, then I honestly doubt it.
We have corrupted the system, in turn the system corrupts us willy nilly.

Keep beating girls until one silly warri babe grabs your abun'na with both hands, squeezing it harder and harder each time you strike her, till you fall to the floor in great lamentation and singing the songs of solomon.
Op, pls warn yourself!

A 'good' height may not automatically guarantee you long-term happiness.
However, I would prefer you look out for a girl/lady blessed with a good heart and personality.

When it comes to a lasting relationship like marriage, the ''intangibles or internal qualities'' of your partner, often times are more important than some of those deceptive ''tangible'' attributes.
Pls, be guided!

You didn't mention the Yoruba name for Pigeon.
Can anyone help out?

Mr President, why do you love all these silly promises here and there. It's quite irritating hearing you repeat those lines again and again.
Concentrate result-driven efforts on realizing the wishes of their parents and Nigerians in general, rather than coming up with all these your 'I will not disappoint Nigerians'.... 'I promise this and that'.
Image yourself, promising a safe return of young girls who have been very unsafe and traumatized for nearly a year, while you were busy strategizing for your re-election all the while.

You think the average Nigerian is still that naive to deceit abi?

Na now you dey know abi?
That PDP 'wuru wuru' will not be easy this time around.
No more business as usual... Shakara don end o!

You try desparately to smear the opposition party, but no effect.

You desparately attack the personality of their presidential candidate, but NO show!

You shift elections forward, it's still not working.

Ok, you guys gang up to remove the INEC chairman... Nigerians no gree o.

Let's reject the PVC reader..... Oops road block.

Well, since we only steal but we are not corrupt, we can use our ally's TV station to cook up another corruption storm around that Tinubu guy, their party leader since the election is near.

Effect loading.......... Access Denied.

I am NOT in any way defending Tinubu.. But, if AIT demands that much then, how much will AIT pay Buhari for all the unending assasination of his character and personality?
Watching that station has become irritating lately with their very baised political positioning. Today, one can hardly differentiate AIT from FG's NTA.
What a shame!!
They are busy helping their allies divert the attention of the electorates from the main issues on ground, when elections are just by the corner.
Why not directly demand that he builds a new and better-equipped TV station for you instead?
N100 billion ko, 10 kobo ni.

Permit me to comment @op.
Food for thought...
1. Why did you not approach the owner of the property to brief him of the situation first, rather than wait until he comes to notify you of your rent renewal with just a few days left to the expiration, before all the stories?
A stitch in time saves nine.

2. Do you realize that the rent from the said property could be a crucial source of income to the owner upon which he depends, just as that job is a crucial source of income you also depend on, and which you don't even mind relocating for just to keep it.

3. I need you to honestly place yourself in the owner's position, and tell me you don't see a ''dishonest, witty and probally stubborn'' tenant in you.
Sorry sir, this is not in any way an attempt to cast aspersions, but just viewing the situation from the other end.

Doing things the right way, will help save us the legal fees paid to lawyers.

Agreed, some landlords are just as silly as some tenants are.
Just my imperfect thoughts!

Alright then, my darling is a professional Mai ruwa. He is renowned for his prompt delivery of water within our community...
I pray that this March, my spouse will march into a better profession, one that I can be proud of.
Ok op, now that you've known his profession, can you help him out with banking job?

Sorry uncle, but what if I am not proud of 'him/her', can I still comment?

Nigerians are damn TOO funny...i've been trying to stop myself from laughing at some really silly comments.
Trust me, we are too united to be disunited.
I love 9ja peeps!

If Buhari cannot remember his phone number, how the hell is that your problem.

The way and manner in which you peeps keep on at this irrelevant issue, you may get to 72 years, (if you ever will), and not even remember your own name.

Enough with all these certificate trash going around. The issue has been cleared. GMB is more than qualified to vie for the office of the President. So, move the hell on!

The elections are here!
PDP, APC and their members should concentrate on the major issues relating to why Nigerians should vote for them, instead of discussing irrelevant issues.

Nigerians open your eyes and demand that these candidates start discussing their actual plans for a better nation in the next 4 years, and not gladly hide behind this certificate trash. There's little time left.

Enough with all these certificate trash going around. The issue has been cleared. GMB is more than qualified to vie for the office of the President. So, move the hell on!

The elections are here!
PDP, APC and their members should concentrate on the major issues relating to why Nigerians should vote for them, instead of discussing irrelevant issues.

Nigerians open your eyes and demand that these candidates start discussing their actual plans for a better nation in the next 4 years, and not gladly hide behind this certificate trash. There's little time left.

Poster, with this trash of a post, you can certainly lay claim of having the most silly post of 2015 so far.
Idleness has surely driven dumb tales into your mind.