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Christianity EtcRe: Orimiri Jordan In Enugu, Heals Mad Man by lawak: 5:51pm On Dec 19, 2013
cupsofxo: do u also know dat d Rev. fr. Mbaka has visited d place nd prayed for people dia
...I am not suprised. the devil can tell any lie to lure more gullible people in. I won't be suprised if another person comes here to announce that Pope Francis has also blessed the water or that Pastor Adeboye visited too. pls beware and be wise
HealthRe: Her Bosom Secretes Milk But She's Not Pregnant by lawak: 3:21pm On Dec 17, 2013
I guess seeing a Doctor or a Gynae is not enough. The Specialist should also give her special attention by checking for other early symptoms of breast cancer (for those who are informed only pls)
Foreign AffairsRe: Describe Nelson Mandela In One Word? by lawak: 9:43am On Dec 06, 2013
sheedy407: When Goldie died,she wasn't celebrated like this,please enough of Nelson Mandela
only a fool compares groundnuts with goat droppings
PoliticsRe: Senators Seek Life Imprisonment For Rapists by lawak: 10:29am On Nov 21, 2013
so what will they enact as the punishment for corruption. or is that one too not a crime again? I felt the pain when a serving senator was asked recently what he did with all the money he collected for his constituency project - he struggled to explain that he built VIP toilets in 2 primary schools. shameful!
PoliticsRe: Bill Gates Visits President Jonathan At State House, Abuja by lawak: 10:10am On Nov 12, 2013
rafhell: does it mean that 90% of people in the state house are northerners huh
that's why GEJ said that Boko Haram has infiltrated his government...and also why BH keeps looking insurmountable
PhonesRe: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by lawak: 11:36am On Oct 17, 2013
Codedrock: Which kind silly question be this? 2go is meant for those people using nokia C1 and co. Even back in the days then when i joined 2go in 2010 i hated it like hell and even still do my rank their should be senior or sometin. 2go is full of small boys and girls. Bunch of immatures
u mean it's like nairaland?
Christianity EtcRe: Famous Rosary Miracles (for Believers). by lawak:
I had some issues with my boss and wanted to pay back. first, when the bank wanted to sack, they were asked to donate names and mine was among the ones he donated. when they gathered to take decisions, he was unable to justify my inclusion in the list; i was delisted. Though it was meant to be confidential, I later got the gist. Next, he planned and transferred me to the northern part of Nigeria. I was based in Kano and covering our Northwest regional offices. After a while, the environment became too charged and I needed to quit; at this point, i resorted to Holy mass and the Rosary. It was not long before i was posted back to Lagos. it has never happened that any transfer was reverted within one year and till date, all my colleagues believe that I know somebody who knows somebody at the headoffice. Glory to Jesus and all honour to our Mother Mary
PoliticsRe: How Feyi & Femi Akinsanya Survived The Plane Crash by lawak: 2:57pm On Oct 07, 2013
ztob: I have never liked seating in front for anything, in car, bus, lecture room, boats, jets, yatch, plane, boats, train just name it.
u certainly have not tried the back seat of Lagos danfo!
CareerRe: 11 Signs That You Should Leave Your Job. by lawak:
engineerd: IN FACT....I AM PLANNING TO LEAVE MY JOB SOON....I'M PRAYING AND HOPING FOR A POSITIVE OUTCOME FROM THE COUPLE OF INTERVIEWS I DID LAST WEEK. MY REASON FOR TRYING TO CALL IT QUITS IS BECAUSE OF THE HEAVY OFFICE POLITICS, AND UNREASONABLE AND SOMEWHAT RUDE BOSS I HAVE. GOING TO WORK EVERYDAY HAS BECOME SOMETHING I DREAD!!!!
you had better sort yourself out first with the right survival skills before leaving this job. I don't know how rude your boss has been but i can assure you that rude bosses are everywhere. I might not know the level of politics in your office but Office politics exist everywhere. if these are the reasons you dread going to work and seeking a change. better watchout. My people have a saying that Lizards will always appear wherever there is a block work. The grass in the other compound might not be as green as they look now when you eventually quit this current job. all the best
PoliticsRe: Farida Waziri Threatens To Expose Obasanjo. by lawak: 11:09am On Sep 12, 2013
Obasanjo does not need anybody's consultation to drop his points about anybody or any issue; yet, it baffles me why such people only whine and raise sentiments whenever Obasanjo indicts them. HE is not a saint; i agree, but how come nobody has revealed any serious crime of his. I am beginning to wonder if he is always right...
TV/MoviesRe: Your Favourite Int'l Channels And Your Favourite Programmes There? by lawak: 10:55am On Sep 12, 2013
Natgeo wild
e.tv medical detectives
1G
Channels News at 10
FamilyRe: Under-aged Bride Kills Husband Over Hyperactive Libido In Plateau by lawak: 5:16pm On Aug 01, 2013
Since the guy is no longer alive to state his own side of the story, I choose not to believe the girl's story. she should be further tested for insanity and subsequently face the consequences of her action.
CareerRe: Ecobank Sent 100 Managers By Road To Lome by lawak: 5:26pm On Jul 09, 2013
I am certain that the OP is disappointed by now going by all the comments so far.
It is certain that the op is among the Managers that went on that trip. As a manager in the bank, if you think that road transport is not alright with you, you could have taken flight and the bank would have appreciated the cost saving of 80k too.
I also work in the bank and our management gather all Managers in Nigeria and other African subsidiaries to Lagos for monthly meetings. Majority of the manager prefer road transport and some others complain that the bank is risking their lives by using the flights.

For whatever reason that Ecobank decided to use road, some other people would also have complained too.

@Op, you simply should have tendered your resignation instead of descending this low to run down a bank that pays your bills.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Civil War Soldiers Protest In Ibadan by lawak: 6:04pm On May 06, 2013
we are yet to hear the last about Biafra
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona V PSG : UCL (1 - 1) On 10th April 2013 by lawak: 9:00am On Apr 11, 2013
mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Why are all these commentators buttlicking?

Messi didn't even provide a goal nor an assist and everyone is quick to jump on the messi bandwagon.

*sighs*

Looking forward to see who barca faces in the semis, I hope they face madrid[/color]
kindly put on your glasses and watch the match again; else, go check the meaning of assist
EducationRe: UNIZIK Wins Geo-sciences Competition Among African Universities by lawak: 7:32pm On Mar 27, 2013
Tolexander: UNIZIK thank your star that OAU that use to be 2nd to none in Nigeria wasn't in the competition.
Honestly, you will be celebrating like Burkina Faso in the last edition of the nations' cup football tournament.
..used to be is the word. I getam before nobi property....they should read hard and qualify for next year. Kudos to all Great Zikites!!!
BusinessRe: 13 Business Ideas For 2013 by lawak: 9:49am On Mar 27, 2013
firmcy: this si the my 2nd or 3rd tim of commenting or commending on this site since 2010 nd i must say am really overwhelm wc is d singular reason am commenting,God will bless each and evry1 of you who has lend one or two advice wt regards to d topic on ground.am a final year student of UNN and i would really appreciate if anyone can give a little idea on what may sell on campus,mayb frm sum1 who has succeeded on campus or anyoda similar.i would really apreciate,also,BLAZEMORTIMER,i would want to knw more abt ur experience in importation,plz contact me via ma email addy....firmcy@gmail.com or jus put a call across to me on 08097284552,i will realy lov 2 hear frm u..God bless us all.
consider bulk SMS, recharge cards and photography. just few I know u can easily adapt in any campus without much funds and stress. u might wish to investigate further for details
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Kenya - WC Qualifier (1 - 1) On 23rd March 2013 by lawak: 5:07pm On Mar 23, 2013
Maxymilliano: The Eagles can do better than this, hope they get to bury most of the begging chances coming their way so far in the second half...

From now henceforth, the Eagles should be made to go through trainings at School play grounds, just like the Harambe Stars was subjected to while in Lagos and with a result to show, taking the lead in a crucial match against the 'super' eagles speak volume...
u 've spoken like one of the various kids here on NL
CrimeRe: See What A "Man" Did To His Wife (Horrible Picture) by lawak: 2:52pm On Mar 20, 2013
This is an accident victim!!!. Moderators should stop playing with people's emotions
CelebritiesRe: Happy Birthday To Pete Edochie by lawak: 6:20pm On Mar 07, 2013
it is only the bird with a strong head that engages in the oturukpokpo fight. He whom the gods wan to kill they first make mad. the tongue cannot claim ignorant of the activities of the teeth. We cannot be sitting like human beings and be smelling like spirits...etc. These are some of ur usual proverbs...Happy birthday Ebubedike!
Christianity EtcRe: Benedict XVI To Be Known As 'Pope Emeritus' by lawak: 2:16pm On Feb 27, 2013
I sincerely appeal to all Catholics to ignore this comment and move on to other posts.

Frostyzone: There is nothing Holy about the Catholic Church. Infact, they will be the first to tell you that there is no such thing as speaking in tongues or miracles.

So how can they believe in the holy spirit when they don't believe in all of these holy spirit qualities...or so I'm told.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What You Should Be Doing If You’re Unemployed by lawak: 10:37am On Feb 13, 2013
Those whom the benevolent gods have cracked their nuts should not see others as fools....Chinua Achebe.
Donald Yusuf: 6. Create Your Own Job
I think creating your own job is one of the best things you could do for yourself when you can't find the so called "white collar" job. And you can do this by Starting a Business or Exploring a Talent.
FashionRe: African Traditional Wedding Gown by lawak: 2:10pm On Feb 08, 2013
they are not the couple but bestman and chief bridesmaid
PoliticsRe: Do We Have A National Figure In Nigeria? by lawak: 3:26pm On Dec 06, 2012
vicholas: Awolowo
...and u r really sure of this?
PoliticsRe: Do We Have A National Figure In Nigeria? by lawak: 11:44am On Dec 06, 2012
BeraBera: I'm Ibo, but I will recommend the Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka any day any time
u r of Igbo origin not Ibo. I agree with you too, Wole is one of them
TV/MoviesRe: Mr Ibu Vs Osuofia: Who Is A Better Movie Comedian? by lawak: 4:07pm On Dec 04, 2012
they are both good but while I may not comfortably allow under-aged children watch Osuofia alone; mr. ibu is open to all ages
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Fashola At Loggerhead Over Seized Vehicle by lawak: 11:49am On Oct 24, 2012
I have read through all the posts and i noticed a big assumption here: Most people assume that the vehicle impounded by LASTMA commited an offence. The offence was never mentioned and it is simply assumed. EVERY driver in Lagos will agree with me that LASTMA is unnecessarily overzealous and always get away with almost every injustice they show to Lagosians. I am glad that atleast someone with the same might like LASTMA is fighting them back. U might not understand me if you have never had encounter with LASTMA.
PoliticsRe: Police Discover Arms Cache In Anambra by lawak: 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2012
ZUBY77: More will be discovered.
I know them very well. Anamabra race, who according to chino11, are different from other Igbos. I agree with him.
They are the problems of the Igbo Race.
They are arrogant and rude and proud.

Most of their so called elites were criminals who killed other people just to acquire money

John Nebolisa, Arusi Awkuzu - A notorious scammer-419 with traditional leader status.

Eddy Norgu - killed by bakassi after discovering numerous human skulls in his house.

Ezego of Ihiala - a notorius criminal who died mysteriously.

Arusi Okija - a scamming shrine, mounted in the forest to scam people. It has its agents who killed for it.

Delico Nwamama - a notorious phd holder in armed robbery.
The 'take it all' mentality has found its way into their govt house. Oil was discovered in their state and the neighboring states of Kogi and Enugu. They rushed and built a refinery. Jumped across borders to dig into other people's territories as if building a refinery first gives you the power to take other people's properties.
Apart from otokoto and clifford orji who acted decades ago, where else in Igboland can you come up with thousands of killers, murderers, scammers, thieves, arms dealers.. Etc. None.

Where is that chino who called the Aneke twins, wawa bi.tches... I am back.

I can go on
half-literacy is a disease
FamilyRe: Is Playing Hard To Get Good Or Bad? by lawak: 5:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
Kobojunkie: WOW . . .Whenever I come here, I am sure to find people manufacturing facts from their arse.!!! grin grin grin grin
ur comments clearly decribes who u are
FamilyRe: Is Playing Hard To Get Good Or Bad? by lawak: 4:38pm On Aug 22, 2012
let me give u a summarised version of my marriage story: When I was convinced and fully made up my mind to get married, I scouted for some years for the right person and finally settled for one. The major killer stroke she used was her open mind; even when her friends and folks were suggesting the hard to get style for her, she chose to be docile and that singular action stood her out. I proposed to her just one week after we met for the first time ever and we got married after one month. am sure some of those suggesting the hard to get style are still waiting to hear stories (they might have to wait for ages). The ones who played hard to get for me later came back but it was already late. In summary "playing" hard to get is not good.
Car TalkRe: List Of "One Way" Roads In Lagos by lawak: 10:14am On Aug 16, 2012
gigabytes: Please how can I get the soft copy of the law. I need it please.
find attached. (let me have ur email address for a fed if not attached)
SportsRe: Brilla FM To Broadcast Live EPL Matches by lawak: 3:10pm On Aug 15, 2012
they have to tell us the new value addition they are brining on board since 99.3 Info FM is already doing that and very well too

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