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Most of the ladies that are angry with me for posting this topic are simply suffering from guilty conscience. They know that they fall perfectly into one of the two categories of ashawo but they just cant admit it. Madams in the house you can only deny the truth but you can never run away from the truth. It will hunt you forever except you admit it, confess and be saved. now make all the guilty ladies in the house come out for this alter call. make una kneel down quick quick make i pray for una for mercy,

(lawisong in the spirit and singing loudly) I SURRENDER ALL, I SURRENDER ALL, ALL TO HIM MY BLESSED SAVIOUR I SURREND=ER ALL,

now that i have prayed for you all, let the testimonies start pouring in,

I want to hear testimonies like; Pastor pastor i use to be a domestic prostitute but after your prayer i now give the thing free of charge without demanding for cream money. GIVE JESUS A BIG HAND!

Your testimonies should also come with offerings o.

Kunbee what's up?

What is the worst tongue twister you've ever heard? These one almost gave me tongue cancer;

1. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.

2. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

3. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

4. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.


Try saying them very fast repeatedly three times.

@babasexy
GBAM! true talk. Ashawo tution fees may be as cheap as that of federal universities or as expensive as Abti American university fees depending on your choice but unlike tution in the university, you are not provided with handouts or lecture notes but you'll hardly forget the lectures. hahahaha

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@ poster
I dont know about the 20% and 80% statistics.

But i agrre with all your five reasons.

One of my friends has the sixth one. "Asawo no need toasting or long love story, na only "how much?" and 2 min after you are on the go ( i laugh tire)

My guy you too much o. do you know i didnt even thought of that sixth reason when i was writting that post. maybe its becos i enjoy chyking a lot. my brother chyking na hardwork o. so i think its a good reason you just pointed out there.

All of you complaining about hiv and aids abi una no do comprehension for waec? Common small passage una no fit read and understand.
I know of one man wey him wife give am hiv. The man dey faithful but the woman later apologise dey cry say she been dey play away match whenever the husband travel. She come dey beg for forgiveness. Unfortunately the man don already get hiv. So what are we saying? If to sey the man know say na domestic prostitute dey him house him for use condom. So no think sey you are safe with your wife o. Me sef i wan join seminary and become Rev. Father. Those are the only safe people now o. Lol

Okay, i know the nigerian students have suffered a lot but i am someone that like looking at things from both sides. I understand that the nigerian government is not effective as regards the educational sector. but come to think of it. How much is the school fees in our tertiary institution? I graduated from a federal university in 2007 and my school fees then was N8000. Presently i dont know how much federal institutions pay but i believe the basic school fee should not be more than N50,000. Now if you get the dollar equivalent of our school fees you will laugh at how much the nigerian student in a federal institution pays. We actually pay one of the cheapest school fees in the world for a university education. I hear some people comparing the facilities in nigerian schools to what is obtainable in other parts of the world. How dare you? do you know how much those students outside the country pay? I feel it is wickedness for us to expect the federal government to upgrade our facilities to world standard while we continue to pay fees below world standard. i know you will argue that there is money in the country but even in  Dubai where they have oil wealth the schools there pay higher than what we pay here. What i am trying to say here is that before nigerian students will start to enjoy quality ed=ucation, it is not by strike action but by paying good fees to match world standard. The facilities we have befits the fees we pay believe me. If you doubt me them check out other sector of the economy that is run by the govt. The govt tried to run the telecom industry for years but because of this same low payment it couldn't. Today we celebrate the Gsm companies but we forget that we pay more now compared to what nitel was charging and if govt had asked us to pay what the gsm comapnies are charging we will all go on strike and protest. In some states that handed over their secondary schools back to the missionaries, most students dropped out because they couldnt pay the fees the missionaries where now charging compared= to what government was collecting. We supply light to ghana and= they pay heavily for the service so they have steady power supply. If we are charged the same exorbitant amount alot of us will suffer and= our businesses will collapse. You cannot compare a car of N1.5 million to a car of N400,000.

lets face the fact, if the government agrees to upgrade our facilities to world standard and then ask us to pay N80,000 per session how many students can afford it? Yet we compare the govt institution to Covenant university and igbinedion university. do u think they pay peanuts there? I feel nigerian govt is trying to let every nigerian have a feel of what university education is all about, upon that the illiteracy level is still high, how much more when the fees are increased. Please students go and get a feel of university education, many have passed through this same nigerian eucational system and went overseas for their masters yet they compete very well with their foreign counterparts. its not matter of the system but the individual. if you are determined to succeed not even nigerian educational system can deter you.

no mind me o, me too wish nigerian schools can be upgraded but i'm just trying to let us see the other side of the coin, so make una no crucify me. Having vomitted all, i beg to leave.

My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn't help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.

Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don't judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don't also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn't give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

2. You don't need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn't need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won't men go for prostitutes, tell me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act.

Now enough of this madness. Lets face the fact so that we all can see what the originator of this funny thread actually wants. Now if the so-called Mr. Michael Schmma, (only God knows what the surname is, i no wan break my jaw), as i was saying, if this guy is tall, handsome, sexy, charming, promising, etc but as penniless as a Rwandan refugee and lives in a ghetto in Soweto will you still have the same fantasy about him? Something tells me all the other qualities of this guy you just mentioned were a cover up. What you are actually crazy over is his wealth. Unfortunately your name is not in the guy's will so nothing for you. However if you like money well well pass Abacha, then i get one cousin wey be repentant militant and federal government just pay them big money so the guy just dey spend money anyhow. If u're interested let me know. Michael Schuma ko Michael Jackson ni.

So because we live in a JET age so we want everything to be as fast as a jet. We want FAST cars, FAST planes, FAST success, FAST promotion, no wonder we have FAST food outlets all over the place. Now with an internet speed of 80Gps, i wonder if the almighty Philip Emeagwali uses something close to that. Well, if its presently feasible then i wonder what will come in the future. Perhaps we'll have to buckle our seatbelt before browsing to avoid been blown away to cyberspace.

So because we live in a JET age we want everything to be as fast as a jet. We want FAST cars,
FAST planes,
FAST success,
FAST promotion,
no wonder we have FAST food outlets all over the place.
Now with an internet speed of 80Gps, i wonder if the almighty Philip Emeagwali uses something close to that. Well, if its presently feasible then i wonder what will come in the future. Perhaps we'll have to buckle our seatbelt before browsing to avoid been blown away to cyberspaceB-)

In Nigeria a ship containing crude was missing and nobody killed himself, public funds allocated for contracts get missing by the day and nobody commits suicide, GCE and JAMB results dey miss every year yet no report of suicide, as if that's not enough, our wives, children, parents and husbands miss every now and then in the name of kidnapping and nobody kills himself, due to bad government, FOOD is missing on the tables of countless number of nigerians yet we are still shoffering and shmiling. Naim this OKPE, MUMU chinese man get the foolish guts to take his own like because of a missing iphone. The guy is a FOOL! I believe say angel Gabriel don prepare koboko keep for am so that him go flog that him white chinese yansh well well. FOOLISH IDIOT!

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Who was that, complaining about the roustabout job? Who gives a damn about the name? I graduated in petroleum engineering in 2005 and since then i've not been able to secure a single job in any of the oil firms and here is someone been offered a job as a roustabout in an oil company and he's here asking if he should go or not. For me i dont care about the name. If they like let them call me a roustabout, toastabout or even monkeyabout, i dont care. As long as i can have just one shot, just one opportunity to work in an oil firm i will be better off than Donald Trump. I'm into printing now, but its like doing what i dont enjoy doing and everyday i weep within me, praying that God should give me a chance to work in the area i spent 6 years(additional one year due to strike) to study in the university. Pls dr. Ferle, what does this thread have to offer people like me? Those in managerial position can u use ur God-given position to help someone like me? Believe me i can start from the ranks, but someday i'll also be able to contribute as a top driller in this thread. We are all in the same field, one big family, assist a brother if you can. Nice thread dr. Ferle, keep the flag flying!