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Have y'all noticed d size of ladies handbags recently? It really gives me the creeps, i must confess. It all started wit d wallet, from the wallets they upgraded to d purse, then to the mini handbags. But today can you guess what our ladies parade d streets with? TRAVELLING BAGS! Their handbags these days are so big that i was shocked when one of them told me she wasnt travelling but going to the church. Makes me wonder whats inside those bags. I wont be suprised if they are stopped at police check points for verification of the contents of those godzilla bags. I'd love to have a peep someday, God help me i'm not caught in the act because naija babes protect the content of their bags like their yahoo passwords. Ladies, I dey trip for una fashion o. The bigger the better.

Who else than my Mercy Johnson. She's the sexiest, sweetest, and, well, she may not be the prettiest but i like dis girl like maaad.

Oh my God! Oga Temperate your post is making my temperature high. The U.S ganged up and accused Iraq of producing nuclear weapons so that they can penetrate and have access to their oil. Up till date no heap of nuclear weapon have been discovered in Iraq. Now perhaps they want to use allegations of terrorism to gain access to our oil reserves too. When oyibo wan set you up, till you die you no go fit decode. God help us.

yeah, i know about that too but dont you think that if he was threatened or if his family was threatened then he may try to play smart by not letting his sponsors know his little game or they may come for his family. He may be talking tough to make everything look real and as such save his head and that of his loved ones. Al-qaeda network can never be underrated. They can trace you anywhere in the world. Well, na God sabi, my brother.

It was with shocked that we received the news of the 23 year old Nigerian lad that attempted to blow up a U.S passenger plane on Jesus’ birthday. However, after going through the story over and over again I decided to look at it from another angle which I thought is rather crazy yet considerable. The first thing I could not reconcile is how on earth an Al-qaeda bomb expert will prepare a faulty bomb. This is rather rare. I mean those guys are specialist and couldn’t have made such a silly mistake. Another thing that amazes me is how Muttallab, a graduate of mechanical engineering from a world renown university could fail to detonate a simple bomb when even our illiterate militants in the niger-delta can detonate the most complicated of bombs if shown what to do. Infact, any teenage Iraqi boy could have detonated that bomb anytime any day. Combining these two facts I’m beginning to feel that Muttallab might have been reluctant to blow up that plane considering the fact the he too will die. Perhaps the pressure from his masters was rather too much for him to resist, perhaps he was threatened to do it or have his entire family blown to pieces. Come to think of it, suicide is as uncommon as winter in Nigeria. How many times have we had cases of suicide in this country. Despite the hardship we face an average Nigerian will rather suffer than take his own life. So the young Mutallab might have also had this fear inherent in him. No doubt he supports the Islamic religion to the letters, he hates other religions and support terrorism but going to the extent of taking his own life might have been too much for the young lad but perhaps there were pressures that he could not overcome so he had to embark on the devilish venture. This made me think that he might have deliberately fail to blow off the plane so as to save his own life. He might have thought that it was better to languish in an American jail than to be dead. Or else, who can explain how a graduate of mechanical engineering from a world-class university would fail to detonate a bomb prepared by an al-qaeda bomb specialist. He could even had gone to the toilet in the plane and adequately detonated the bomb if doesn’t want to be seen. Why I think there were pressures from the terrorist group was because Mutallab was the perfect person they needed to do the job because he doesn’t look like an Arab in anyway, his accent is as clean as that of Barack Obama, he is very young and looks innocent. All these put together will weaken the suspicions at the airport. Anyway, maybe it’s the hand of God and we thank God for saving the lives of those innocent passengers.

As for the Nigerian leaders that keep condemning Mutallab’s action and even blaming his father for poor parenting, may God forgive them. I also believe strongly that Nigerian leaders should also be blamed for the action of Mutallab. If they had made our education system sound, Mutallab’s father wouldn’t have sent his son overseas for studies. Is not because of the poor educational standard in the country that prompted the father to take his son oversea were he can get a befitting education. Now the son ended up been exposed and indoctrinated by Islamist extremist. Perhaps if he had schooled here in his fatherland this shame brought upon the country would have been averted. So our leaders too have a hand in this.

Now to set the records straight, I vehemently condemn Muttallab’s action and I’m not in support of terrorism, however, I feel we should all not think in one direction but should also consider other possibilities that might have prompted Mutallab’s action. Anyway, the case trial comes up on Friday and to that effect, the boy’s parent will be traveling to Detriot. So I guess we should all keep our fingers crossed till then to hear the boy’s side of the story.

My brother no listen to all these folks dat dont know a thing about the internet talking of internet replacing print media. You all make me laugh. I'm into magazine production and believe it or not the business is very lucrative but the fact is that at the begining it survives on adverts than on sales. The cost of two adverts alone can cover the cost of production and when you add up sales you'll still have some good money left. Start small and gradually increasing your cost price. Dont try to start compete with Ovation but start small and you'll grow up with time. The truth is that every business is lucrative depending on who runs it. I started my magazine while in the university and i'm still in business 4 years after. God will give you wisdom.

O boy, in case you think you're different from the rest of us that got laid since nursery school you are simply deceiving yourself. Now, ladies have hymen to show that they are virgins but what proof do you have as a man to show that you are a virgin. Okay, if na like that then me too na virgin, come make the two of us naked go meet Doctor Ngige make him test us make we see how you take different from me. See ya head like catfish.[color=][/color]

O boy, in case you think you're different from the rest of us that got laid since nursery school you are simply deceiving yourself. Now, ladies have hymen to show that they are virgins but what proof do you have as a man to show that you are a virgin. Okay, if na like that then me too na virgin, come make the two of us naked go meet Doctor Ngige make him test us make we see how you take different from me. See ya head like catfish.[color=][/color]

Men love at first SIGHT because women will not let us love at first TOUCH.[color=][/color]

This is the exact reason people give birth to imbeciles. After a girl must have slept with over a hundred men, when she conceives and wants to put to bed, the child (a direct product of the chemical composition of the semen from 83 men from differs race and tribes) becomes confuse. The child is now face with the brain-racking decision of whom to resemble when he comes out. The child asks himself, ''should i look like Kalu or Nzeribe or Suleiman or Idibia, etc''. This result to stress to the infant's brain and result to tsunamis of the brain tissues of the first order and if left unnoticed can migrate to tendon disc disruption leading to labial misrepresentation and then is manifested as imbecility. Lol. Anyway, all that is not yet scientifically proven. I still dey do the research. Lol. No mind of jare, simply tell the guy to run away from YOU. How you go sleep with 83 men and still want the bobo to marry you. If na your brother you for gree. [color=][/color]

If i may rephrase your question, would you date a man from a very very rich family who refuses to work but has a alot of inherited wealth to spend and lives with his parents in their mansion? Huh! Ladies thread. Sorry, i'm out.[color=][/color]

Honey MOON as the name suggest would be best spent in the moon. Still praying and hoping that one day a commercial flight to the moon will be available. I'll certainly want to be among the first to sign up for a tour of the lunar territories. it sounds adventurous to spend my honey moon and make love right inside the moon. God help me i dont give birth to cyborgs. Lol[color=][/color]

Honsule and semid pls i need the fast download stuff make me too follow una enjoy. I just bought a brand new laptop and i cant wait to start browsing and downloading free of charge. I'll pay for it if you want. Please help. My email is lawisong@yahoo.com. I'm waiting pls.

Raincoat? What about rainboot?

As i was saying, you must understand that educational certificate is no longer the ultimate possession. Most of the successful men today are school dropouts. So there is no iron-clad rule that says you must be a graduate to succeed in life. As long as he can speak good english and express himself effectively he might be better off. We have professors who never shook hands with a common commissioner yet their are sportsmen who dine with kings and presidents. This is not to undermine the importance of education but we should know that everyone has his own destiny to fulfill. If you love him help him fulfill his destiny. Afterall it is said that behind every successful man there is a woman. However if you dont buy into his dream then muster some courage and bounce. Just bounce and leave the nigger alone.

This guy was your first love, probably he disvirgined you. In that case it wont be easy to walk out from the relationship just like that because it seems ladies are kind of attached to the man that disvirgined them. I dont know how long you've been hanging around with this guy but i feel you should know him very well by now. Do you really really believe he is talented in his chosen career or do you feel he is just a dreamer. Do you think if given the proper motivation he can achieve his dream? Is he hardworking enough? There are lots of questions to consider before taking a final decision.

Oh my God! Are you still waiting for the time when 50 girls will be running for one man? My guy that prophesy has been fulfilled long ago. Infact its still happening right now as i'm writing this post. If you are yet to experience it then you must be a poverty striken dude. Get the money my dear and more than 50 babes will cluster around you like molecules. Do you mean to tell me that more than 50 babes are not after Dbanj or Psquare? Na wa for you o. Its not your fault sha. The prophesy didnt mention that 'No FINANCE no ROMANCE', 'No MONEY no HONEY'.

Only one thing can make a guy so desperate to tap calls and that is if he feels his girlfriend or wife is cheating on him. O boy if that is the case you better give up because even Amadioha will find it difficult to catch a cheating woman. Na only baba God fit do that one. Well if you still insist then i fit direct you to one of my IT expert friend from India. His name is Sri Napinada. However you have to travel to Bombay to see him. If this is too difficult for you to do then try this easy one - leave that girl alone.