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 Jokes Etc › Re: One Funny Picture by lawisong(m): 10:02pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
Me too i'm kinda bored wit that old version of the monalisa. It was drawn during the Elizabethan age. Its time we modified that image to suit what is obtainable now. So lets kiss the King James Version of Monalisa goodbye and welcome the New International Version of Monalisa. @poster, i recommend this mona wit swollen boobs but be careful. Dont let the pope see it.[color=][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bee In My Puz**y by lawisong(m): 8:46pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
@Aristotle Please try post your own and stop criticising. If the joke is stale to you it may be fresh to others. You nairaland girls like to attack a poster if his post makes jest on the female sexuality. Afterall no be only womanliness the poster mentioned, he also mentioned our much-valued penis.[color=][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by lawisong(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
For me i think its the ribs that will go to heaven first because God is so fond of the ribs, He removed it from Adam after creation. [color=][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Final Year Graduation At The Niger Delta University With Pics by lawisong(m): 8:24pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
ROFLMAO, Chei, o boy na wa for you o, where on God's earth you go get dis wicked picture? I laugh sotay my ribs wan explode. O boy d picture funny die, Federal government suppose enlarge one copy put for the office of the minister of Niger Delta.[color=][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mummy! Mummy! My Prick Is On Fire. by lawisong(m): 7:37pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Next time tell your mom to apply Aboniki balm instead of vaseline. It works faster. [color=][/color] |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(op): 12:48am On Nov 09, 2009 |
Dont fail to check out my signature. Its real![color=][/color] |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(op): 11:05pm On Oct 31, 2009 |
Thanks a million Kanye. Thanks a million. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(op): 8:36pm On Oct 31, 2009 |
Sometimes i wonder what could be the reason for male prostitution. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Reason Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo To Homely Babes by lawisong(op): 5:06am On Oct 28, 2009 |
What! |
| Romance › Re: Post Your Picture If You Think You're Beautiful/handsome by lawisong(m): 10:24am On Oct 25, 2009 |
Please to all those who have the gift of quarreling, don't spoil this thread for us okay. simply look for the "new topic" button, click on it and create a new thread on quarreling. You can call it "The Eminem vs beyonce thread". But dont come here to show us how well you were brought up. I no fit shout.  |
| Romance › Re: Post Your Picture If You Think You're Beautiful/handsome by lawisong(m): 9:28am On Oct 25, 2009 |
shei una want pictures? okay, i'll give you my family pictures in wholesale, picture 1; dats me. The first child. fine boy no pimple. i'm every lady's dream, ain't i? picture 2: the second born. he was bitten by a dog when he was 4 yrs old. picture 3: the third born. he was bitten by a pig when he was two yrs old, now he has swine flu. picture 4: our last born. My grandfather says he can foresee the future. Hope you're satisfied. What a lovely family. i'm proud of them.
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