decatalyst:
Looking at her make me laugh


The girl just dey local in every sense of the word local! See as see carry bare legs dey waka for the titled floor...she even carry the lag put for beta chair


The girl needs a nutritionist and someone that can mold her talent.


For all of y'all quoting me, read in between the lines n decipher intent of a piece!


This is how I feel...

Love her tho

My broda God bless u. Out of everybody here u are d only one dat have d guts to speak the truth as it is. I swear everyone here agrees wit u but dem no wan accept am. If na lie, ask how many people want their daughters to look exactly like Emmanuella and u will b shocked at their answer. Its a good thing the girl is talented, we all love her, i love her comedy too. But dat doesn't erase the fact that this girl looks very LOCAL. Her manager or whoever is in charge of her needs to do a lot of image laundry and brushing up on the little girl to match her new superstar level. Thats wat i expect u guys to say, no be to dey deny reality. Thumbs up Decatalyst, we need more people like u in Nigeria.

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I now see why the federal govt have been trying to clamp down on tompolo. They fear he's d only one who can put up a formidable resistance to their grand plan of islamizing nigeria using boko haram disguising as fulani herdsmen. But God pass them. All those who voted or supported buhari into power, may u and ur loved ones be annihilated by fulani herdsmen in Jesus name. Amen. I owe no man any apology.

I now see why the federal govt have been trying to clamp down on tompolo. They fear he's d only one who can put up a formidable resistance to their grand plan of islamizing nigeria using boko haram disguising as fulani herdsmen. But God pass them. All those who voted or supported buhari into power, may u and ur loved ones by annihilated by fulani herdsmen in Jesus name. Amen. I owe no man any apology.

Abegi all na Atiku money.

This page still dey? Everlasting NLNG Recruitment of over 3 years ago. I've changed two juicy jobs and this Recruitment is yet to be completed. If u guys get sense make una go find something do and leave NLNG wit their phantom 10 years Recruitment or else ur mates will be thinking of collecting their pension and u'll still be here doing recruitment.

They pretend to pay, we pretend to work.

You don try TB Joshua?

These village weensh no go let person rest.

koboko69:


You are a daft liar. And you know it.

Tell dat to all the newspapers, international media houses, websites and blogs that published it. And don't forget to include that u're a blind fool. God bless u.

Buhari was handed the biggest economy in Africa, 26th in the world , the 3rd fastest growing economy in the world. The number 1 investment destination in Africa,
$29bn left in foreign reserve.
$5.5bn left in lng account.
$2.5bn left in excess crude account
#13bn abacha loot,
2.5 trillion left in commercial banks now moved into the TSA
5 billion in the sovereign wealth fund.
5000 megawatts of electricity.
Please what did I miss out?
Where are we now?

IT IS EITHER THE OP DOES NOT RESIDE IN NIGERIA OR HE'S A BLIND BAT
Buhari himself claimed he met an empty treasury until OBJ spoke up and exposed dat GEJ left a whopping $30 billion dollars in d treasury, which I believe was the major source of Buhari's so-called bail out funds. Im not surprise dat this useless govt could still do all the things the op said despite the drop in price of oil, why wont they be able to. When they chose to let the innocent and poor masses pay for the country's reckless expenses by senseless and irrelevant taxations. It remains for them to tax the air we breath. He claimed to have recovered billions and trillions of stolen money, in addition to the trillions recovered from TSA so why wont they be able to pay salaries? Dont forget dat unlike in the GEJ era, Nigeria no longer subsidise fuel. The trillions from fuel subsidy is now saved. So with all these why won't they be able to pay salaries without borrowing. Has Buhari even started any capital intensive project? None of which i know. So why wont their be sufficient money to pay salary and even waste on foolish projects like importing brazillian grasses for cows? My broda, like it or not. We're the ones paying dearly for all this and no wonder the hardship is so biting on the populace now than ever. The citizens pay higher energy tariff, undue taxes on bank transactions, and now rumours have it that there are plans to tax communication and phone calls. This govt is all about tricks and the more u look the rest u see. Aljazeera says 2016 Budget was the worst presented budget in the history of Nigeria. Christ! Those who say "istandwithbuhari" i hope buhari will also be there to stand with u in d petrol stations. Boko Haram competing with fulani herdsmen on who slays the most. My money is still on boko haram. Buhari to sack 184 senior civil servants involved in the budget padding, yet not a single name out of the 184 was mentioned. All lies lies lies to deceive the public that they are working while in d actual sense they're doing naaating. "We will build 4 refineries in four years" One year later, we are importing grass from Brazil. Everything is changing, tariff, fuel price, dollar. Everything on upward trajectory. Except our salaries that refused to go up. They're now claiming they're not magicians but during the election campaign they promised us magic trick. Abegi make we hear better thing. I wonder how long this deception will last because this is not governance, this is sorcery!

3 years of unending Recruitment. If na ex-militants training overseas dem for don conclude am since and send dem abroad for training. But because we're law-abiding citizens so they treat us like trash. God go punish NLNG and Nigeria for insulting the intelligence of the unemployed graduates in dis country. If i had a gun I'll shoot top management first. Nonsense.

These people wasted hundreds of lives but when a whole TROOP want to strike back they end up killing 2 cattle rustlers and some mumu will applaud and say Nigerian troops are winning the war. When the Nigerian army is serious I'll know. APC and their senseless propaganda.

Another APC propaganda to fool foolish Nigerians. Only one miserable chopper and 2 stupid hilux with no smoke not to talk of fire, then one idiot will come to say the military has bombed buhari boys. Naaaansense.

Some Nigerians wit their small brains. No wonder obasanjo said nigerians are the easiest people to govern. Because we're easily deceived by politicians. We seem to forget that any fool can lay out a master plan but it takes a real leader to accomplish it. Islamic bigot El Rufai simply succeeded in accomplishing a paperwork and d entire nairaland is applauding him. Maybe tomorrow I'll bring a drawing of an airplane and call it my masterplan. Perhaps there will be Nigerians who will not only applaud but also send bllions to me as funding. Is there any politician in this country that did not come wit a plan? But we're still here today. Abegi.

The op dey mumu o. So him no sabi wetin be butt. Ini edo butt wey be like chinese women butt. See better butts here abeg.

This ikebe go put u for trouble. Ooooo ikebe.....

Dem dey learn work. Make una see real kiss here. This one has the power to deflate a woman's stomach. Sucking blood kiss. Lol

Michael Obi chose to play football and is highly successful, His classmate and childhood friend Ikechukwu Paul who grew up and played street soccer with him didnt succeed in football and ventured into something else. Ikechukwu will be a FOOL to go about telling people that there's no success in football just because he it didnt favour him, because there are countless others who are reaping d benefits of a successful career in soccer. If u fail in a business due to fear, selfishness and stinginess to invest in your future, you have no one but urself to blame. Rather than discourage others from taking a step to better their future, keep quiet and wait for buhari to spoon feed u with daily manner from Aso rock. You exposed ur low intelligence by Calling a registered and internationally recognized business a scam. Have u seen a scammer that has a permanent office address and has been operating there for over a year? The address is still there. I bet u to called the attention of the EFCC or police if u dare. Nairalanders are more intelligent and only failures like u will listen to ur devilish discouragement.

Mr. Salis send a pm rather. Thanks

It is predicted by the WHO that by the year 2020 70% of people living in sub-saharan Africa will either suffer or die of one chronic disease or the other. This situation can only be remedied by educating the people of this region on how to prevent these chronic diseases which include cancer, diabetes, high blood pressure, etc.
In that light, the American Center for Disease Control (ACDC) in partner with CSR LTD is recruiting health educators living in Port Harcourt to carry out free health talks in organizations, churches, schools, etc. In order to spread the message faster and save millions of lives. CSR LTD were among the organisation that sensitized the public during the ebola era and helped put the deadly disease in check. It is an internationally recognised organization. The training takes one week and then successful participants are dispatched to carry out their activities. Payment is in US dollar and educators have chances of travelling to other african countries to train and educate others. Better still, this job can be done alongside your normal job because you choose a convenient time or day to go for your public presentations. This is your opportunity to say goodbye to poverty and unemployment.

If interested and you live within port Harcourt, interview is on wednesday, 24th February, 2016 at No. 5 Aba Rd besides Hannah's fast food, opp. Stanbic Bank, 1st Artillery, by 8:am.

Requirement: You will be asked for an invitation sms containing a reference code. Just tell them that you were invited by the ref. code is CSR/OK/295LI. Its very important you have the code handy or else you wont be granted an interview.

Good luck!

This post makes no sense to me. I see a lady i find attractive, i dont know if i will have another chance of seeing her again, then u want me to wait till i see her At the airport Or eatery before approaching her? Balderdash. Guys if u do that, u may never get a second opportunity. You can never tell the frame of mind of a person at a point in time and thats wat matters. A lady may be at a lounge or eatery but had a bad day and she's in a wrong frame of mind, if u approach her, you may get a hostile response. On the other hand, a lady might just have received a promotion letter and she's going home wit a cheerful disposition and u meet her at the market road and approach her, you may get a good reception. So guys forget the venue and take your chances. If she digs ur style of approach, appearance and general outlook you'll get her digits. I swear I've got dates from funeral venues and even one-night stands from wake-keeps. Dont miss ur chance.

All that one na long story. Simply go to Playstore and download "stubborn Trojan killer". Thats wat i used and the thing just humbled the virus in a few seconds. Very very powerful.

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