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This guy must be nursing a secret ambition to become naija's first male por.nstar. Iyanya, be a man and walk up to Afrocandy and perhaps Cossy Ojiakor for a X movie proposal. I'm sure the three of u could make a blockbuster. See ya head like catfish.

All the same, thumbs up to the cake designer, your work is indeed a quintessence of ingenuity.

Proud to be the last to comment. Abeg make any other person no comment again. I take God beg una. I am the LAST to comment, no spoil my record!

The fact is that those praising this job have not travelled out of the country before so pls lets not blame them. Na person wey never chop outside before go think sey him mama soup sweet pass. The job is way below average. No vex.

Go to Google play android market and search for RAM EXPANDER. That's what i use. Its one of the best app for that purpose.

My problem no be sey she drink beer for wedding but why cant her use a tumbler? If dem leave this girl na from bottle she go take give her husband drink when its time for couple feeding. This one na really naija local content.

Too dry. Try harder next time.

I call mine, "Cherish".

The best i've used is "Cardrecovery". But it was on a memory card i tried it. It restored all corrupted and deleted files in a few minutes. You may try it on flash to see if it works.

This guy is a fool. Everyone knows dat as small as Whizkid is, he had received paycheck way bigger than N10 million. Yet he wasnt childish enough to flaunt it on cyberspace. If u make ur money its for ya belle. Whats d point doing people 'longer throat' wit it? If Psquare, 2face, M.I etc all start showin their checks Davido will be too ashamed to display his meagre N10 million. I'm ashamed dat most nairalanders are applauding this act of childishness. God help us. Davido thumbs up for your success but guy you fall my hand by this singular act. Bigger checks are coming, i pray you'll be able to handle it.

1. Guys and music Artist will start
posing with 50 gallons
of petrol in pictures and
videos.

2. People who have gone to
the village for
holiday might not return.

3. The neighbouhoods will be dead
silent not even 1
generator will be heard.

4. Bicycle sellers will report a
rise in sales.

5. You can deposit your fuel
at zenith
bank,guarantee bank or any
bank close 2 you for safe keeping.

6. Bride price will increase and
may even include
20 litres of petrol.

7. Dont be shocked if you're
slapped for trying
to burn a thief with petrol.

8. Barbing Saloon: Nepa 200,
Gen 500.

9. "Walk out" will be a popular
thing among
lovers.

10. No more accidents, it will
be knee and ankle
dislocations.

11. Gurl: i like going to
expensive
places.
Boy: then meet me at Mobil
filling station by
4pm.

12. Rihanna ft GEJ "shut up
and walk."

13. QPR vs SWANSEA N200,
BARCA vs
REAL MADRID N1000

14. Wizkid remix will be, "If you see me trekking,
holla at your boy"

15. Resdent:what do you care
for?
Visitor:I'll
take petrol.

This is just d begining of hard times. MAY GOD HELP NAIJA.

Did you all listen to the first lady
on Sunday? She went to
console Ojukwu family and in her speech she said, "
Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives
on" My grandpa laughed till he pee in his trousers. Lol. Please first lady, next time use your mother tongue. Hehehe.

I read in a magazine about a couple who adopted a son when he was just one year and some months. The child grew up to the age of 24 thinking the couple were his biological parents. But after graduating from the university, the couple thought it was wise to sit the child down and tell him the truth and they did just that. Surprisingly the young man ran out of the house crying and upset that they lied to him all these years and they should tell him who his real parents are. For months now the adopted son has not been himself and vows to go and search for his real parents. Now i ask, was it wrong for the couple to tell him the truth or was it the timing that was wrong? Or perhaps they should have let him go down the grave without knowing the truth. When exactly do you think is the best time to disclose such sensitive secret?

PRAAAISE THE LORD!!!! Believe me, if i have money like Dangote and Adenuga i will single-handedly sponsor this new group. Enough is enough. This nonsense shakara by Boko Haram has to stop. If the christian-state Israel had kept quiet by now palestine would have wiped them off from the surface of the earth. Christians this is not time to fold our hands and watch. He who kill by the sword must die by the sword. The Islamist extremist have killed enough. This new group is the answer to our prayers. Let the reprisal attacks begin, NONSENSE.

For a period of 23 hours, a young Ecuadorian girl named Angelica was shown the Kingdoms of Heaven and Hell, and the Return of Christ. She witnessed Jesus weeping as He overlooked multitudes of souls lost forever, a world that has rejected Him, a Church that is mostly unprepared for Him, a people that have stopped witnessing to the lost, and an entertainment industry that even lures children to satan. She witnessed many of our esteemed cultural icons suffering in the Pit; singers, entertainers, and even a pope. Angelica was also shown how the Kingdom of Heaven is all wonderfully prepared and ready, an unimaginable glorious place, where no evil exists. Though Jesus is ONLY coming back for a Holy People, and many of God's children will NOT be ready on that day, and will be left behind in a world that will fall apart.

Read the complete story here:

http://www.divinerevelations.info/Documents/Prepare_to_meet_your_God/index.htm

For a period of 23 hours, a young Ecuadorian girl named Angelica was shown the Kingdoms of Heaven and Hell, and the Return of Christ.  She witnessed Jesus weeping as He overlooked multitudes of souls lost forever, a world that has rejected Him, a Church that is mostly unprepared for Him, a people that have stopped witnessing to the lost, and an entertainment industry that even lures children to satan. She witnessed many of our esteemed cultural icons suffering in the Pit; singers, entertainers, and even a pope.  Angelica was also shown how the Kingdom of Heaven is all wonderfully prepared and ready, an unimaginable glorious place, where no evil exists. Though Jesus is ONLY coming back for a Holy People, and many of God's children will NOT be ready on that day, and will be left behind in a world that will fall apart.

Read the complete story here:
http://www.divinerevelations.info/Documents/Prepare_to_meet_your_God/index.htm

I know we all have sympathy for Dagrin because he's dead but whether you like it or not, the best rap album should have gone to M.I. I've listen to both albums time without number and i think M.I will beat Dagrin to it any time. You may crucify me if you so wish but the truth has been vomited.

Is there any special setting for the video streaming or does it use the gprs settings? Mine refuse to stream.

I watched with keen interest as my neighbour's kids were playing in front of their house with a toy gun. One of them played the role of the bad guy, trying to shoot and kill the others while the rest try to run away. I started wondering what effect this could have on them. They may think its fun but you never can tell. Tupac Shakur, the famous gangster rapper once said that he fell in love with the gun right from the day he got a water-gun gift for his birthday. I may be wrong but i feel parental guidance is needed if we must buy such toys for our kids or do you think its safe?

Hmm

How about this,

Aando'ka - A self inflicted
suffering or punishment due
to careless speech.
E.g He became wretched
after he was aandokaed for
insulting his superiors.

Come on everyone this is an innovative idea. Lets come up with more words, we can actually create our own Naija Advanced Learner Dictionary. Lol

@Madlady. Oh my God! That your bag in the picture did you get it from an african museum? Lol. Now that is what i'd love to refer to as a bullet-proof Afghanistan military knapsack. God help the man wey you go carry that kind bag visit. I no go suprise if the guy's fridge miss.

Ebonyeyes:
, It has everything from my toothbrush, OVERNIGHT clothes,

Chei! Even overnight clothes. Lol. Hey i go die o! Una shoulder no dey pain una? Infact i think this is the right period for shoulder pad clothes. It will really help to cushion the effect of shoulder sprain. Hehehe.