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anyone seen Mercy Johnson?

Well, this one wey all the women in the house dey protest so. Hmm, well, she who wears the high heel knows where it pinches. If i am to go by what you all are saying then that means i'm the only romantic naija man alive. Chei ya, unfortunately i cant practically prove that to all of una but for nairaland sake i pray make una dey waka enter the right places so that una fit see the right bobo wey go treat una like an african queen, cos there are guys like that, there are definitely guys that know their onion. Keep searchin. Nothin good comes easy abi?

Only a romantic man can marry more than one wife and still satisfy them all both in bed and otherwise. oyibo men marry only one wife yet cannot satisfy them thats why the divorce rate is high over there. This same 'social programming' don make una no fit reason again upon the school una go. Waste of education.

What! Are you kidding me? Asking this question is like asking a cat if it would like a rat to be brought to its dinning table. Do you all think that chykin is easy. Chykin is labour intensive so if there is any thing that takes off the labour i'll really appreciate it. It beats my imagination how women want to compete wit men in every area. In politics they want to be the head, in business they want to be on the top, even In bed they want to stay on top. But when it comes to approaching a man they seem to shy away. Ladies remember, what a man can do a woman can do better. So go ahead and prove that to us. Afterall wat is good for the goose is good for the gander.

Ebony wat do you know about romance. Well, if you teach me i no mind.

Una sure sey AG members sabi wetin be internet? I used to be there before but i ran out with speed before they corrupt my brain with their old-fashioned archaic and antiquated ways of doing things. Na man wey never eat for outside before go think sey na him mama soup sweet pass.[color=][/color]

Oprah Winfrey gave an
announcement tonight as to
why she is ending her show
in tears.
"I love this show and i know
when it is the right time to
say goodbye".
She said it took her months
of prayers to make the
decision. Tearfully she
thanked her audience.
The show is going to end in
season 25 in 18 months in
2011.
"I intend to soak up ever
meaningful event with you"
Fans are shocked, I am
literally in tears; but you
know she has to grow and
look forward to new
opportunities.[color=][/color]

Its so surprising that no body wants Osuofia. Is it because he was kidnapped(sorry i mean Adultnapped). Excuse me ladies, the kidnappers only stripped him of his money not his 'thing', therefore he can still still perform his manly duties. I think Osuofia is one of the sexiest men in nollywood and if he's fun on stage then he should be fun offstage too. [color=][/color][color=][/color]

@waterworks
This nephew of mine is a few months older than me. He is a son to my step sister. If you come from a polygamous home you'll know what i'm talkin about.[color=][/color]

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O boy dont be fooled. In nairaland the more you look the less you see. So clifford orji fit come sample genevieve picture for him profile and dat one go make you turn love poet overnight. Make sure sey na the girl be dat o.[color=][/color]

O boy dont be fooled. In nairaland the more you look the less you see. So clifford orji fit come sample genevieve picture for him profile and dat one go make you turn love poet overnight. Make sure sey na the girl be dat o.[color=][/color]

A lot of us both male and female at one time or the other must have had romantic fantasies over some nollywood stars. You need to see some guys licking their lips at the sight of Ini Edo on the screen. Some babes literally blush at the thought of jim iyke or emeka ike. What if you are given the rare opportunity to fulfill your fantasies. What if you were asked to spend one night with any nollywood star. Who will that be? As for me, without thinking twice i'll rush Mercy Johnson. Chei! Mercy Johnson my heart desire. I like that babe like mad. Besides playing her role perfectly well, the babe is damn sexy. I Wouldn't mind spending my 3 months salary just to spend a night with her. My nephew who happens to work with movie producers promised to get Mercy's number but up till now i've not heard from him. I know i'll get that chick soon, very soon. Make una pray for me na. [color=][/color]

I think naija men are the most romantic breed. The problem we have wit our women is what i'll like to refer
to as "social programming". It's
a pity that our naija babes
have been wrongly
programmed since childhood
to believe that for a guy to
be romantic then he must be a stereotype of
the guys in those James
Hardly Chase romantic novel
they've been secretly reading
while their parents were
asleep. To worsen the
situation, the emergence of
nollyhood has made almost
every girl to expect all
guys to behave like
Ramsel Noah or Saint Obi
before they can say we men
are romantic. But you know
what? Ladies, all that one na
mirage. Relationship is not a bed of roses. If you must
expect romantic behavior
from the guys, you first have
to proved to him that you
deserve such? Don't expect
Nigerian guys to come to
your house with a bouquet
of flowers and a sheepish
smile like James Bond before
you know we are romantic
because we are nigerians and
have our own style and the
sooner you come to realise
that the better for u. Simply learn to understand & appreciate
our own naija romantic
gesture which you seem to
be so ignorant of and don't
expect us to play foreign
romantic scripts for you, we
are real men not actors.[color=][/color]

@airzzee
O boy i trip for your categories of ashi. Is like the scope of this lecture wide pass biology o. Dont you think we should write a proposal to the minister of education for this topic to be introduced as a full course in our higher institution? [color=][/color]

What! She's got joke!!! Oh my God, its so good to know you have a sense of humor kunbee. I thought you are only gifted in getting yourself angry and picking up quarrel with the guys. I'm glad to know u have a soft side too. I like the joke, i sent it to a couple of friends and they liked it too. Keep the jokes pumping gurl.

@Aristotle
Haba! Baby I am humbled by your vocab and wordplay but abeg which dictionary i fit see these words? Michael West or Chris Okotie Advanced learners dictionary?

Hmm i wonder, i just wonder. Is this is research thread or a research album. Guys just keep posting pictures and screenshots without explanation. Please o, you guys are doing great but we need vivid explanations of what these pictures represent. Me dey read words not pictures. I no be detective.