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Foreign AffairsRe: Barack & Michelle Obama Buy Martha's Vineyard Mansion For $11.75 Million by Lawly: 9:46am On Dec 12, 2019
That useless couple. Their forever president in that dog's sick dream. Thank God for the best president in the world ever Sir Donald Trump.
EducationRe: Stop Using Tissue Papers - Doctor Warns by Lawly: 3:40pm On Dec 11, 2019
johnny6211:
If you say "tissue paper" should nt be use, what of people that are coversant with the use of exercise book .
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: The Christmas Tree Photo That Has Been Trending Online by Lawly: 3:31pm On Dec 11, 2019
EloquentMedia:
Can lalasticlala tell us why this tree has been trending. A lot of people just wont stop talking
Open ya eyes. It's not the Xmas tree. It's the woman killing ass shape that's trending.
PoliticsRe: Leaked Phone Call Between Ex Gov Amosun & Shettima On GEJ, 2015 Elections & More by Lawly: 2:58pm On Dec 10, 2019
Let north keep piling coals for their generations to come
PoliticsRe: Leaked Phone Call Between Ex Gov Amosun & Shettima On GEJ, 2015 Elections & More by Lawly: 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2019
sagitariusbaby:
Ibikunle seems to be a better Nigerian here, he wasn't even interested in that hate filled conversation, at several point he wanted to end the call but the very arrogant talkative Shettima wouldn't let him be.

You hate Igbos but you won't let them go form their country so that the so called hunger will finish them. I'm not Igbo but I hate whatever that tribal warload "whose people have only added nothing but sorrow, tears and blood to country"said about them.

He doesn't even regard the Yorubas either as he is only patronising Amosun, all he wanted was a parasitic North to hold on to power for life and Islamise and enslave the entire south.

This conversation is a wake up call to the people of the south, only the north benefit from a divided south. The south cannot benefit from this unholy Union unless we come together with one voice and take a bold stance on national issues. An average northerner is filled with hate towards southerners as they can't even differentiate between Edo, Efik and Igbo etc
Yea that's the right word to describe the northerners. NORTH THE PARASITE OF NIGERIA.

but I forsee a stronger, more unified and technologically stronger south in years to come who ll turn the table back against the north and do them much worst than they have been doing us. It has been prophesied by some foreign prophets. So let the north keep holding power to their doom without letting this country disintegrate.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 11:10pm On Dec 06, 2019
Olugbanko:
I understand tinubu is you okoro's nightmare...learn to live with your next President already boy!
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Next president in his sick dream. Let him and all the Yoruba children just accept their nightmare El rufai. Tinubu can exercise all his childish agbero skills in the south but he can never succeed where el rufai is mandated to be the next president after bubu. Tinubu even in public has shown his fears of El rufai.

UP EL RUFAI THE NEXT NIGERIAN PRESIDENT COME 2023. that time, tinubu should be ready to go to jail. It shall be his turn and it shall be the worst.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 8:24am On Dec 06, 2019
Opyz:
[/s]The lagoon is still everly accommodating. Kindly use it..Ewu!
Ewu Gambia.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 8:23am On Dec 06, 2019
Opyz:
[/s]Fulani slave sighted tongue
Thunder fire you there. You & ur entire village people be the fulani slave there.
CrimeRe: Married Woman Caught Red-handed Pants Down With Her Younger Lover by Lawly: 10:51pm On Dec 05, 2019
Na small small Nigeria go just turn to amebo country and all our news go turn amebo. Ooooo chimo ooooo nothing wey no be news for this country.
Very soon we go see caption:
'' HOW MY NEIGHBOUR's CHICKEN WAS IMPREGNANTED BY ALHAJI MUSA's STUBBORN COCKEREL AND LAID 15 EGGS''.
Ogbeni how e take concern you? You no go mind ur own business?
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 9:58pm On Dec 05, 2019
[quote author=Bazamfare post=84661371][/quote]Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That one pain ammm.
At least ojukwu is better than your first class illiterate gowon who went to aburi accord to drink tea and bread when men went to discuss important state affairs. Rather than use his head he allowed those wild dogs Britain to think and decide for him like a robot.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 9:52pm On Dec 05, 2019
I ll rather vote el rufai than vote a rogue like tinubu who ll bring all his agbero rubbishes and boys to useless Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 9:47pm On Dec 05, 2019
Olugbanko:
children of hate and perdition will still call this ethnic cleansing... good for nothing race!
Why won't you say that rubbish when we all know it's that ur professional rogue tinubu that is manipulating that rubbish for his useless presidential ambition. Later people will wrongly start accusing innocent Buhari.
Don't worry El-Rufai will help us deal with, and rubbish that ur useless tinubu
PoliticsRe: Exclusive: Sen. Orji Uzor Kalu Lands In Ikoyi Prison Shivering by Lawly: 9:38pm On Dec 05, 2019
Bazamfare:
Let wait and see what nyamuri flat.head minority second class citizen Biafra war survivors have to say about this witch hunt
I don't expect any better from from empty decaying skulls ochu nnama who were given cheap victory in a plater of gold by the shameless crusading morally depraved rogues Russians and Britons soldiers in the Nigerian civil war just to ensure these uncivilised and uncivilisable cow rearers remain in power to enable them keep plundering Nigeria's resources bcs they don't have sense and are very easy to deceive.
Nonsense. Why won't you feel you had victory when your people could not stand the biafran soldiers who were invading cities upon cities until gowon out of fear invited those thieves Russia and Britain to fight for them. Despite all the atrocities those idiotic thieves of countries have done globally, they have still never reached among the 5 richest countries in the world. Shame on them. God is punishing them well. Useless pests of countries. Even some Arab countries are richer than them.
CelebritiesRe: Man Crowned MR UGLY Says, Girls Fight For me Now by Lawly: 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
This one beta pass oshio na. If you add mole na you sabi.
CelebritiesRe: Jesus Arrested For Walking On Water In US (photos) by Lawly: 11:26pm On Nov 30, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
that was his opinion and he is entitled to it.... if you dont like it why dont you just move along?! this thread is about walking on water, which we all know comes from that phoney guy in your holy book, who is no better than these magicians and their tricks...
Hmmm. Have you people ever imagined what if the stories and warnings in bible at last are true but by then you find yourself in eternal hell and then tooooooooo late to repent? Even the illuminati will tells its followers not to insult the Christian God bcs they don't know who ll later be their life masters. God have mercy on your souls blind men.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mum-sees-stranger-with-baby-camera-ghost/ by Lawly(op): 8:44pm On Nov 30, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
this lady should lay off the crack pipe...
Lol
Nairaland GeneralMum-sees-stranger-with-baby-camera-ghost/ by Lawly(op): 8:21pm On Nov 30, 2019
Funny as it may be, a mum was watching her children on CCTV but saw another woman watching them.
On getting downstairs she saw nobody but went upstairs again and still saw the same woman. But when she focused she saw that d strange woman was herself.
Guys what do you think. Is it possible that its an isolated case of time travel or any other kind of explanation.





https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10434865/mum-sees-stranger-with-baby-camera-ghost/

RomanceRe: Is It Your Size - Lady Show Off Her G - String Pant To Her Male Neighbour by Lawly: 6:59pm On Nov 30, 2019
BlackfireX:
Baby come and rape me...


But when I remember 60,000 HIV escapees in Lagos.....



I remain celibate
Wawu please tell me more about it. I'm interested in the story.
RomanceRe: Is It Your Size - Lady Show Off Her G - String Pant To Her Male Neighbour by Lawly: 7:57am On Nov 30, 2019
Smh.
Wetin concern d neighbor ni?
People no dey mind their own business agn
RomanceRe: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by Lawly: 8:39pm On Nov 26, 2019
Op I guess you have no vision and no priority for your life outside being people's sex doll.
Please life is too short to do nonsense. 10 yrs from now, you ll remember what I just said. Just hope it won't be for regrets.
EducationRe: Twitter User Who Posted The Trending BABCOCK Sex Tape Issues Public Apology by Lawly: 2:43pm On Nov 25, 2019
The girl that uploaded the video online did it deliberately. An earlier guy who was among the persons sharing the video before it got to this girl that uploaded it, has exposed the fact that she hated the girl involved out of jealously for the guy and decided to upload it to punish them.
Her stories here now shows she's a lier and unrepentant. Probably she no longer has her peace as she's now a pariah among her fellow students and so she hopes to sell this story with the hope of being believed. No body does sth like this just for the fun. It was intentional. Let her remember that kama is a bitch much worst than her.
CelebritiesRe: Ndidi Obi Returns With 'Living In Bondage, Breaking Free' (Photos) by Lawly: 2:23pm On Nov 25, 2019
General0847:
The lady was not dark you swine. You must be mistaking her for someone in your family.
See Were. Why you carry d matter for ya head?
CelebritiesRe: Ndidi Obi Returns With 'Living In Bondage, Breaking Free' (Photos) by Lawly: 3:31am On Nov 25, 2019
mrwonlasewonie:
you are noticed
Lol. Hope you re not using village people mirror to notice me. No reason me bcs I drink anointing oil everyday.
#annointedchild wink
CelebritiesRe: Ndidi Obi Returns With 'Living In Bondage, Breaking Free' (Photos) by Lawly: 3:56pm On Nov 24, 2019
mrwonlasewonie:
She was dark before all of a sudden she became White shocked

Nollywood actresses and bleaching sha
Jealous Oversabi housewife.
She was never black. Olodo
RomanceRe: 11 Things You Should Not Say To Your Boy Friend Or Girl Friend Due To Anger. by Lawly: 7:57am On Nov 22, 2019
Me and some of those I loved at several times don tell our selves 'Bleep you' and even used d hand sign anytime either of us don do sth to the other. Rather than let am pain you come cause quarrel, simply say Bleep you and both of you laugh about it.

The current one don see me dey preen myself for mirror come say I too dey look myself for mirror meanwhile I no fine. I know say I no fine but na she don tell me several times say she likes me bcs of my beauty (beauty wey I no get).

My dear I no know wia you get ur criterias from, but edit them. Some of them re wrong. I dey tell all my baes and friends Bleep you anytime, and dem dey return nam to me. Na fun for us. As a matter of fact, I dey call one of my brothers scrotal sack & he jokingly returns same to me.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Village Witches And Wizards Story True? Will They Attack Me If.. by Lawly: 9:20pm On Nov 21, 2019
Yes i too experienced trees discussing with themselves broad day light at my paternal village


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Christianity EtcRe: Is The Village Witches And Wizards Story True? Will They Attack Me If.. by Lawly: 9:18pm On Nov 21, 2019
[quote author=sirfee post=52831578][/quote]Yes I too witnessed trees discussing with themselves broad day light at my paternal village
Christianity EtcRe: Is The Village Witches And Wizards Story True? Will They Attack Me If.. by Lawly: 9:02pm On Nov 21, 2019
Pastafarian:
go and build your house, "Village people" are just excuses people make for their failures in life
Obviously you re not a Nigerian or if you re, you re part of the indomie generation and has always been under ur mom's protective wings. So you ve not seen the real Nigerian world out there full of real life monsters.
Please don't try Nigerian village people bcs they re real. My useless paternal uncles re part of them and they don't hide it any longer.
See even if you re a White man, pls don't try them bcs Nigerian witches and wizards have killed many Whites especialy during the colonial era.
Christianity EtcVengeance Against Witches And Wizards Plaguing Your Life. by Lawly(op): 1:20pm On Nov 21, 2019
Guys it has been bothering my mind for long but I ll really want to know what one can do to reverse all the witches and wizards attacks against one's life and doom their lives with their attacks.

Alternatively what one can do to get vengeance against them.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Funny Superstitious Beliefs Every Nigerian Has Heard by Lawly(op): 8:57am On Nov 21, 2019
Sonsly041:
I experience it so many times and I use to see terrible things
Maybe you have a gift of vision when sleeping. I do see things too when sleeping though mine is usually negative things some people manipulate against me. I believe we both are being jinxed. I ve not been able to solve mine at the moment but sometimes at home when I'm about to sleep, I do feel and experience some weird almost invincible dark movements in my house.
So whenever I want to sleep, I usually make extensive use of back to sender oil. It kinda helps many times. Alternatively, I abstain from sex and every impurities. The attacks starts returning against senders and their children.
RomanceRe: My First Sexual Experience. ((true Story)) by Lawly: 5:24pm On Nov 20, 2019
RedCreme21:
Romance dear. In this sect, the basic duty of the penis is to handle a vagina
Shut up. It's to urinate.
Doubt it, sell ur kidney for iPhone 11. You ll still Bleep but you ll die after that.

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