Celebrities › Re: Funny! Selfie In Office Goes Wrong After VAR Detected This. PHOTOS by Lawly: 4:24pm On Nov 09, 2019 |
ola33t:

She looks like a very neat lady, who also likes cleaning her pipe from time to time, so it doesn't get clogged up. I only envy the young man working under her, he wouldn't have to worry about regularly nutting away his stress.
With her lite weight and neatness, the second pipe underneath would likely be very clean, so it won't be unhygienic accessing that too.
If I have any opportunity to work under her, I will happily accept the offer, even if the take-home pay each month is just a bottle of Krest. Na people wey no fit do anything na dem sabi make too much noise like that. |
Politics › Re: Throw-back,nysc In 1976, Before The Devil Becomes The DG by Lawly: 1:55pm On Nov 09, 2019 |
See as d 1976 be like Deeperlife Bible school students. The problem be say our generation don corrupt. If dem re-introduce the skirts now, doz girls wey turn their own to bump short go turn am to mini skirts and d problem go worse pass. So uncle leave dem with d trouser format. We no wan dey see person pikin kini colour. D one wey we see don do abeg. |
Education › Re: Man Congratulates His Brother After His NYSC But His English Got People Talking by Lawly: 9:37am On Nov 09, 2019 |
gowaga68: Yet they still rule over you the wise and progressive ones. No. The British overlords gave them power on a plater of gold and a mentality of born to rule and the Russians helped them to fight the civil war and also gave them cheap victory in a plater of gold. Nothing they ve been able to achieve for themselves let alone others. And why did the white men do that? Bcs the white men knew they don't have sense and they re willing slaves to the whites to keep plundering the fraud called Nigeria economically even decades after they re gone bcs the south resisted their exploitation. That's why up till now, the Buckingham palace still controls Nigeria, and that is why buhari is always going there to spend time with the palace. I don't owe anybody any apology. But until the north leave their anti-progressive religious dogma and their slavery to Britain, Nigeria ll continue to suffer and face nonsense. For those that ll fall for their backward dogma again and try to justify Nigeria's backwardness using Allah's name, let them ask themselves why UAE, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Algeria etc that has oil re progressive. Are they in Nigeria more faithful Muslims than them? Why is it that Nigeria is the only country in the world that has oil and yet is reeking in poverty? Northern Nigeria pls wake up. Think Nigeria first. Stop being the parasite of Nigeria. I rest my case. |
Education › Re: Man Congratulates His Brother After His NYSC But His English Got People Talking by Lawly: 5:19pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
madridguy: The Southerner always look for avenue to insult the Northerners. English is just language for communication so why throwing tantrum against each other over borrow language. Many Nigerians cannot speak their local dialect yet they see foreign language as the alpha and omega.
Kudos to Victoria Abdul Malik and Mr Abubakar Champion. Yes until d northerners get sense and let this country progress at least for once. |
Education › Re: Man Congratulates His Brother After His NYSC But His English Got People Talking by Lawly: 5:03pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
OP you sef check ur grammar. Person dey graduate from Nysc? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Reindolph Oduro Gyebi: P'square, DJ Spinal, DJ Blaze May Be Assassinated by Lawly: 4:57pm On Nov 05, 2019 |
ednut1: Idiotic man of satan Haba manna. Can't Nigerians do without insults? What if he's saying the truth? |
Celebrities › Re: Lady Wakes Up To Find Live Chicken, & Other Food Items In Front Of Her Door(Pic) by Lawly: 8:53pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
GoldChest: It's good go be good Pls try that theory with village then come back and tell me the result |
Education › Re: Rampaging UNIBEN Cultists Reportedly Storm Exam Hall & Assault Students (video) by Lawly: 5:00pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
DOMINO001: News has it that it was "Political Animal" that was being molested for a reason best known to them. Then this guy went to ask what was happening, they descended on him. It was not a cult-related matter, and happened days before the hype man was shot. Haaaa! Political animal wey I know Neva still graduate? Abi na another one? |
Education › Re: Rampaging UNIBEN Cultists Reportedly Storm Exam Hall & Assault Students (video) by Lawly: 1:56pm On Nov 03, 2019 |
These children again. Is this not d same uniben I finished from? So the children that came afterwards have gone worst like did that d Almighty uniben security can't dislodge them any longer. |
Romance › Re: End Of Time; Gay Couple Got Stuck While Having Sex by Lawly: 10:16pm On Nov 02, 2019 |
Offpoint: I'm using freemode, can someone explain the video in full details frame by frame? Eiyaa. Ur 10mb don finish? I for like help you ooooo. But d story long pass d frame |
Romance › Re: "I Am Kim Kardashian" - Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Thick Body (Photos) by Lawly: 9:32pm On Nov 01, 2019 |
paix: This lady must be an Asian. They're known for their flat asses. African women are very lucky, because they are well endowed. Like the one in discuss right? |
Romance › Re: "I Am Kim Kardashian" - Nigerian Lady Flaunts Her Thick Body (Photos) by Lawly: 1:47pm On Nov 01, 2019 |
Well all I see is meat good for egusi soup. Let her come to umuahia north and my people ll help her make good use of doz meats.  |
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Romance › Re: Opened The World's First University Of Porn. by Lawly: 10:08am On Nov 01, 2019 |
#end time things |
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Food › Re: Amazing Health Benefits Of Groundnuts (ekpa) by Lawly: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
sassysure: U must be a clown to tell me not to quote you again.
When they don't have any back up they resort to intimidation. U think u are debating with a school tenager that don't know his way around healthy and nutritious foods? U think u can teach me about nutrition? Take seat at the back and learn if your pride will only allow u. So na groundnut (ekpa) dat caused una fight? |
Romance › Re: 'doggy Style Without The Sound Of Ta! Ta! Taa! Is A Scam':nigerian Lady Says(pix by Lawly: 4:45pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Equity15: holy moses!!! I got it in less than 5secs...may God save my soul  ode |
Food › Re: Amazing Health Benefits Of Groundnuts (ekpa) by Lawly: 12:23pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Thanks for the info. Useful one |
Crime › Re: Man Gets 40 Years Prison Sentence For Pouring Boiling Water On Gay Men by Lawly: 12:14pm On Oct 31, 2019 |
Anabel: Anyway, I'm not surprised. Gay relationships are accepted where this sh*t happened. They won't dare to get caught in Nigeria cos na tyre and petrol peeps go empty for their head Yeah the same Nigeria where old men rape children of their great grand daughters age Same Nigeria where people are kidnapped on daily basis for ritual and money making, Same Nigeria where human lives have no value and people re killed in mass just for the fun of it, Same Nigeria where men sleep with hundred women even to the knowledge of their wives but the woman ll be beaten heavily in public, in some Northern states even sentenced to death in sharia law, Same Nigeria where people just wake up to wipe out families just to pounce on the wealth they ve no freaking idea how much suffering, sweat and blood that the owners spent to acquire them! Same Nigeria people don't love and respect the parents any longer, but rather accuse them of witchcraft and make life living hell as if it were an offence that their parents has both to them Same Nigeria where married men sleep with young boys in hotels and come in the open to look for and attack other gay boys in their community just to show the world that they re straight. Some Nigerian men even in the political class kidnap young boys and rape them yet come out in public to make laws prohibiting Gaysm simply bcs they know that the Nigerian laws only have powers over the defenceless poor. Same Nigeria where people steal public money and then invest it in foreign countries to the detriment of the country while people dies everyday of poverty. Same Nigeria where pastors and imams use fetish and demonic powers on their followers and use their members to commit attrocities in the name of the Holy God. The truth?: Nigerians are the worst hypocrites. All what we complain about white people, re things Nigerians have long been practicing & of recent I'm beginning to imagine if we are the ones that even exported these cultures to the whites. Just like we re doing in South Africa and they re resisting by killing our people. Nonsense country. |
Education › Re: Ananti Ezugo: Photograph University Of Nigeria Students These Are My Best Shots by Lawly: 1:59pm On Oct 30, 2019 |
All pics are nice particularly 1, 3, 7, 9, 10, and 12. Note: 3, 10, and 12 are killing. They re marvellous. Thumbs up guy. |
Crime › Re: #AbujaMassacre Trends On Twitter Over Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Protesters by Lawly: 8:45am On Oct 30, 2019 |
dangwarmai: Even when attacked? You are not serious. WHOEVER ATTACKED A NATIONS ARMY LOST HIS RIGHTS TO BE PROTECTED BY THAT SAME ARMY. Cant you see he is a national security threat? Protection of life and properties is police duty while soldiers are trained to destroy life and properties. What level of threat do you call serious threat? Dont you know that an Egg can be used to kill someone? Less of this people who carried stones? [projectiles? Dont let western Deception on human rights make you undermine your national security. Did you study international humanitarian law? Most of these laws were ratified by Nigeria. If your answer is no, then pls shut up and stop exuding your crass ignorance pls. Talking about western idea of human rights, you're going too far. Pls go and read the African charter particularly article 4, which even gave African Union the right to invade any African country that breaches the human rights of its citizens on mass scale. Besides I also advise you to go and read up the concept of responsibility to protect in international law. Pls try get some education first before exuding some disgusting national security defined by only the same govt that breaches human rights without any iota of compunction and before telling me that pelting of stones and eggs constitute a threat to national security. Then I would ask you again to define for me what constitutes an arm or dangerous weapon. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: US President Release Photo Of Military Dog That Chased ISIS Leader, Al-baghdadi by Lawly: 3:17pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
BORNTOSUCKPUSSY: Lol trump is very petty Muslims and Yoruba Muslims hate trump so much I love Trump. Haters go die. Lol |
Phones › Re: I Checked My Remaining MTN Data And Saw This. What Does It Mean? by Lawly: 3:06pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
Oga time traveller Biko travel back to d time you came from |
Crime › Re: #AbujaMassacre Trends On Twitter Over Video Of Soldiers Shooting At Protesters by Lawly: 3:02pm On Oct 29, 2019 |
iammo:

Mumu people... they thought Police and Army were given gun to chase flies.. you attacked a military blockade and checkpoint pelting them with dangerous object as if they know where zakzaki is...
Rules of engagement of military in every country of the world is to attack all
dangerous forces directed at them
Dear Foolish black youth attempting to fight an officer with a weapon, please think of your parents investment on you and use other legal non violent means... even in America cops would gun your miserable ass down, and you can cry black lifes matter on twitter all day long.. same civil disobidience and lawlessness is why they get killed in asia and south africa
What PDP clowns want from Government
*Buhari should look on when shiite breaks into Nigeria National Assembly and beat a DCP and corporal to death *Buhari should let Nnamdi kanu threaten others with violence and not arrest *Biafra should create BSS army and openly order guns from turkey and be left alone *Elzakzaki and Shiite should block federal secetariat abuja, vandalise peoples cars, burn government property and nothing should be done
To the dickheads attacking my post, abeg feel free to protest and kill two police officers and a corper, force your way into the national assembly, block federal sectariat and attack an armed military
.. This APC dog. It doesn't surprise me you reason like them. They can continue to slaughter people and make live living hell for the citizens all in the name of being in power. Pdp had its faults but APC came to make them look like angels. Somehow I feel these APC people have sold their souls & dats why they behave like these bcs they don't have souls again having traded it for power. There were shites, boko haram, Fulani herdsmen and nnamdi kanu/ipob during pdp era. But where there senseless killings and massacres like these? LET THEM REMEMBER THAT ONE DAY, THEY WILL GIVE ACCOUNT TO THE OWNER OF SOULS WHO GAVE THEM SOULS. How will they want to spend eternity? Forever in hell? And I pity those societal miscreants who go about committing atrocities in the name of God. There's shall be worst eternal sufferings. Everything on earth here is vain. |
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Celebrities › Re: Lalasticlala Shows Off Gifts Ahead Of His Daughters One Year Old Birthday by Lawly: 3:14pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
MiniImportation: as for you to identify them and harm them abi, if them show face wetin you gain. You no see im name? Village people. Lalasticlala run 4 ur life ooooo |
Romance › Re: I Have Slept With Over 150 Girls Within The Last Six Months by Lawly: 3:07pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
Lol. My guy get register for all dem olosho im don nack |
Romance › Re: I Have Slept With Over 150 Girls Within The Last Six Months by Lawly: 3:05pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
otunbalamba: it's very possible it's even worse for sex workers Thank God at last, sb is talking out of experience. |
Celebrities › Re: Worried Fans Tell Kingtblakhoc To Add Weight (Photos) by Lawly: 2:43pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
Wetin come be una own inside? Person dey Bleep at least 15 times per day, why im no go slim? |
Romance › Re: Lady With Big Melon Spotted In Nigerian Airport Roman Goddess Is Learning Work by Lawly: 2:27pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
Omo! Dat breast fit breast feed 10 men on one stand. Oya hu wan suck breass oya file out!  |
Celebrities › Re: Frodd And Esther Become Numatville Tourism Megacity Ambassador (Photos) by Lawly: 2:17pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
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Celebrities › Re: Frodd And Esther Become Numatville Tourism Megacity Ambassador (Photos) by Lawly: 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2019 |
crestedaguiyi: see as them both focus the document they would have gotten a lawyer to review on their behalf.
i hope we wouldn't hear stories that touch tomorrow.
Nigerians and cost cuttings measures are inseparable Esther na lawyer |