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Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by lawrence83: 1:53pm On Jan 19, 2010
If u give all your first month of the year earnings as first fruit
How will you feed yourself and your family and even transport to work, fuel your car
And that part that say you must give directly to the pastor is so annoying
your pastor must be a rogue, and if he continues like this, he will go to hell.
What happens to the message on salvation, that one have bin thrown into the bottomless pit abi
Useless people.
Christianity EtcRe: God And Natural Disaters by lawrence83: 1:37pm On Jan 19, 2010
His ways are different from that of man cool cool tongue lipsrsealed

So dont question him tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Carling Cup Semi: Man City Vs Man Utd [2 - 1] On Tues, 19th Jan by lawrence83: 1:31pm On Jan 19, 2010
Sitting on the fence on this once.
would just wanna see, how tevez will perform again is former team.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by lawrence83: 1:29pm On Jan 19, 2010
Guy dont be decieve your pastor is a con artist,
he even went ahead to say you must pay every first month of the year.
he just twisted the bible and its wont be good with him.
olee oshi . . . . . , . .first fruits ko, oson we we ni.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Threatens To Jail Anenih, Osunbor by lawrence83: 6:50pm On Jan 18, 2010
Hope annenih is not aware of this
cos this guy in question might be on his knees very coon, begging for forgiveness.
Annenih is god, believe it or not, atleast in Edo state.
his removal as the BOT made PDP lose so many states
He is called "Mr Fix it".
Car TalkRe: What Kind Of Car Can One Get For, Say, 250-300k by lawrence83: 12:46pm On Jan 16, 2010
Funny thread grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Freaked Out When I Watched Series Of Occultic Videos On Jayz, Khanye Et All by lawrence83: 12:14pm On Jan 16, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Music/RadioRe: 2010 Album Drops When I Finish-ruggedy Baba by lawrence83: 12:13pm On Jan 16, 2010
nice joint.

we don ready abeg.
SportsRe: I Am One Of The Best Strikers In Nigeria - Yakubu by lawrence83: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2010
From the horses mouth. tongue tongue shocked
Music/RadioRe: This Pics Was Taken After The Rumour In Nigeria That Terry.g Was Mentally Ill by lawrence83: 5:48pm On Jan 15, 2010
is that the omoge je ki sangolo master?

terry g on kpoli, aye n lo
RomanceRe: Most Beautiful Girls Are Thieves! by lawrence83: 9:31am On Jan 15, 2010
neonet:
@lawrence83, i am nos saying that i am very rich.As a young man i am comfortable!!!!!
Thank you, so help extend ur comfortabillity to others by forgetting the 8k
shit happens, just move on.
Christianity EtcRe: Are Pastors Thieves Without Guns? by lawrence83: 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2010
Why go to church with a pocket full of money? when u can just go with a token
Or better still u wear ur four pocket jeans to church and separate ur money into all the pockets
ur offering on the right pocket, ur transport fare on the left pocket.
and the money in the back pockets shud be tagged the "untouchables".
Even if pastor like, make him ask fire and brimstones to fall nuffin go fall from my pockets.
I swear this will really help you, and make sure u dont get passionately attached to the sermon of the preacher.
these has really helped me, Na my oldman introduce am to me
Am not saying u shouldn't give money but give what ur heart tells u.and remove all elements of guilt from you.
Truly some pastors are rogues . , . . . . . . . . . .Government churches are the best
RomanceRe: Most Beautiful Girls Are Thieves! by lawrence83: 5:37pm On Jan 14, 2010
@poster
Did u say the girl works in a reputable organisation?
And her office is just a stone throw from urs?

So why not go sraight to her office and get ya 8k, rather than come here to cry like a baby.
and if u r that rich as u claim, how much is 8k for a big boy like u cool cool

and not all beautiful girls her thieves!
SportsRe: African Nations Cup: Egypt Vs Nigeria - (3-1) by lawrence83: 8:22am On Jan 13, 2010
Everybody just de Bleep this our [b]cunt[/b]ry up
politicians de do there own
Bankers de Bleep there own
Now na super eagles tym to Bleep am up
This my [b]cunt[/b]ry don tire me ooooooooo
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Decked By Church Members Over Offensive Preaching by lawrence83: 5:20pm On Jan 11, 2010
*shakes head*

Partisan politics is now part and parcel of the church!

So pastor, preach wetin people wan hear, or else dem go arrange small package for you.
Christianity EtcRe: Intercontinental Bank Boss Erastus Akingbola's Life As Redeemed Church Pastor by lawrence83: 5:17pm On Jan 11, 2010
Pastor AIO:
That is not a short coming, it is a long coming.
BWahahahahahhaha

As humans though, we should have short comings, but this him own pass short comings oh.

I concur perfectly with you cool cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: Intercontinental Bank Boss Erastus Akingbola's Life As Redeemed Church Pastor by lawrence83: 12:44pm On Jan 11, 2010
lagerwhenindoubt:
leave this man alone, aftewr all he is human and has all the default failings in man
he must drag the name of the Lord into the Mud, all because he is Human. . . . .right?

Yes, there should be short comings but not to the tune of the atrocity he has commited

@poster

if he was that clean, Why did he run away?. . . , . . Nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Keep A Coffin In The Church Altar- Rev. Ladi Thompson by lawrence83: 8:21am On Jan 11, 2010
There is more to this than meet the eye.
PoliticsRe: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Faces Six Count Charges! ! ! by lawrence83: 4:37pm On Jan 08, 2010
MAYOWAAK:
CNN: "Thank you Mr. Ogundamisi; can you confirm that the suspected terrorist is from Nigeria?"

OGUNDAMISI: "No. He is not from Nigeria. He is from Katsina. Nigerian people don't live in £4 million family homes in a choice part of London."

CNN:"But President Yar'adua is from Katsina".

OGUNDAMISI: "No. Yar'adua is from Jeddah close to Saudi Arabia. Nigerians go to 'General hospitals' , leave me alone, I am looking for fuel for my car". J



Mutallab’s effect on Nigerians….



MUTALLAB OOOOOOOO Chei!!!
U fuc.king made my day
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Vs Terry G- Who Is Better ? by lawrence83: 8:38am On Jan 08, 2010
RecentPost:
Agero or no agbero,atleast they are richer than your terrorist pappa
BWhahahahahahaha. . . . . . .whick kind wahala b dis? grin grin

Obinoscopy:
I can even sing better than Timaya. See my song: yankulayankulayankulayankula. . . .or Yenkule Yenkule Yenkule Yenkule . . .
My little cousin calls it garbage, my popman checks head and say children of nowadays

@poster

Both of dem de try expose their nonsense, since that are more of dancehall
Christianity EtcRe: FATHER OF TERRORIST : Adolf Hitler Is A Catholic Christian by lawrence83: 4:31pm On Jan 07, 2010
Abu Zola:
Lawrence you quotation does not correspond with the theory of variance,
May be it correspond to the theory of Deviation tongue

Go get a life buddie
Christianity EtcRe: FATHER OF TERRORIST : Adolf Hitler Is A Catholic Christian by lawrence83: 8:11am On Jan 06, 2010
Yes
If the father of terrorist was achristian?

then the children of terrorist are? atheists Muslims
PoliticsRe: Amaechis Port Harcourt! by lawrence83: 5:47pm On Jan 05, 2010
Amaechi is really trying but is focussing all his efforts on PHC

I think he should start focussing on rivers state which is an eye sore.
Christianity EtcRe: If Pentecostals Ever Get The Kind Of Money And Power The Catholic Church Has. . by lawrence83: 5:39pm On Jan 05, 2010
JeSoul:
lol, funny topic . . .
If Pentecostals Ever Get The Kind Of Money And Power The Catholic Church Has . . . there would be an acute scarcity of hair gel.
If Pentecostals Ever Get The Kind Of Money And Power The Catholic Church Has . . . the only item on the church program would be "offering and tithes"


If Christians Ever Get The Kind Of Money And Power The Catholic Church Has . . . they would give it back, counting it as nothing to be grasped or sought after, because they know their true treasure lies in Heaven.
Hope u r not talking about my pastor cool

"give your life a meaning" tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tortures Boy With Pressing Iron by lawrence83: 1:14pm On Jan 05, 2010
NA wa oh
this man no even fit do 200 naira christmas for that guy.
e kno use iron melt the boy body for christmas?
this is terrorism at its minimum
Christianity EtcRe: Why Call Your Pastor 'daddy' And Your Own Daddy 'popsy'? by lawrence83: 1:04pm On Jan 05, 2010
I dont call any Pastor Daddy and i will never, but i call my own father:Pman, popman, oldboy,oldman and baba ibeji, never will call my fada popsy cool cool
Christianity EtcRe: If Pentecostals Ever Get The Kind Of Money And Power The Catholic Church Has. . by lawrence83: 1:01pm On Jan 05, 2010
@ all

Bwahahahahhahhahha!
@poster

There will be 15 privates jet per pastor.
Christianity EtcRe: . by lawrence83: 12:12pm On Jan 05, 2010
Ma wa oh
Are u kidding me?

Infact we need five in my yet to be church
PoliticsRe: Fashola Is The Guardian's Man Of The Year 2009 by lawrence83: 11:09am On Jan 04, 2010
@becomrich

u must be in a world of ur own.

to u everytin is [b]map[/b]able
PoliticsRe: Fashola Is The Guardian's Man Of The Year 2009 by lawrence83: 11:02am On Jan 04, 2010
Fasholaaaaaaaaaaaaa

baba ni guv'nor, babatunde raji fashola.

The best for now, that's what education can do to man,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Insults D Abode Where He Got His Billion From, Is He A Hypocrite? by lawrence83: 10:50am On Jan 04, 2010
@ abuzola
that's his wish.

If truly he said that.!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Odukoya Finds New Wife Four Years After Bimbo’s Death In Crash by lawrence83: 10:48am On Jan 04, 2010
Man no be firewood, nuff said

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