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Music/RadioRe: Mo'hits Reply Kelly Handsome by lawrence83: 6:40pm On Nov 09, 2009
*hiss*
PoliticsRe: Adeboye And RCCG Constructs Feeder Roads In Lagos And Ogun State by lawrence83: 5:52pm On Nov 09, 2009
papa giddy:
God bless pastor Adeboye!!! if the govt can not see the need to do this, i mean it time the church get up to do it. Did u watch TB joshua yesterday on Emmanuel tv?? see what the guy is doing to the needy?? i was dazed yesterday when a woman gave TB Joshua a cheque of $7million USD on for the work he is doing. even muslims send in money to him. i mean, goodthings must come from the church!!!!
$7million! Tell me its a lie.
PoliticsRe: Adeboye And RCCG Constructs Feeder Roads In Lagos And Ogun State by lawrence83: 5:47pm On Nov 09, 2009
Jakumo:
I must advise that you will be competing DIRECTLY with my own new church called Our Lady of Divine Tits and Heavenly Ass, which, as the name suggests, will be open EXCLUSIVELY to curvaceous but NOT overweight women between the ages of 18 and 25, whose God-given attributes conform with the spirit and letter of the church's name.  

As the Supreme Exalted Fondler of the congregation, my nightly duties will entail much laying on of hands, bathing of nude inductees, ANOINTING, speaking in cunnilingual tongues, and the collection of raw cash from all who seek salvation  in the name of the Lord, Amen.  My congregation is bigger than yours.
This is it

so where is ur church located?
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua’'s Altar Boy Is Eaglets’ Super Sub by lawrence83: 5:22pm On Nov 09, 2009
I give him three years and he will be out of sorts.

Evn if TB prays day and night for him.

So That 16 27 years old is scoring cos TB owns is cradle club, . , . . , . . , i hear una.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: 1 - 0 (November 8 2009) by lawrence83: 10:06am On Nov 09, 2009
Hed the blues won Chelsea yesterday grin grin

Abi na the two of them beat MAN U lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor! by lawrence83: 8:05pm On Nov 06, 2009
lemmycop:
I see U enjoy boobs sucking. My grandma gat kidda Cossy Orjiakor's boobs, i cud link U shocked shocked
I laff in tsunami.

chosen04:
This gurl is really blessed and highly favoured.
And that has brought her before kings and not mean men. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj And Wande Coal by lawrence83: 7:52pm On Nov 06, 2009
Na tuaile moment.

Eruku yanpia.
CelebritiesRe: I Like Paris Hilton by lawrence83: 7:50pm On Nov 06, 2009
And how does that affect me?! tongue
CelebritiesRe: Meet Vitus Nnebue:the Marketer Mercy Johnson Ruined! by lawrence83: 7:46pm On Nov 06, 2009
see wahala.
Music/RadioRe: Igho Featuring Mode9 & Faze - Get Away (official Video) by lawrence83: 7:03pm On Nov 06, 2009
st-kris:
haa, mode9 lookin fresh in a vid for d first time
I concur.
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyk Is Romancing Pastor's Wife by lawrence83: 6:56pm On Nov 06, 2009
MrCrackles:
Isnt Jim Iyke that bugs bunny toothed nollywood vagabond huh
Yes and no huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyk Is Romancing Pastor's Wife by lawrence83: 6:55pm On Nov 06, 2009
MrCrackles:
Only if you can spell properly. . .
What do you mean by liers huh
abeg no kill me ooooooooo
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyk Is Romancing Pastor's Wife by lawrence83: 6:54pm On Nov 06, 2009
Na wa oh.

Jim iyke and scandal, one of a kind.
Christianity EtcRe: Finest Girlz Are In Church--true/false? by lawrence83: 6:46pm On Nov 06, 2009
may be.
Christianity EtcRe: Queen Of Sheba Took Off At The Arrival Of Bishop Oyedepo by lawrence83: 6:41pm On Nov 06, 2009
9ja4eva:
I don't understand some people.Can someone explain to me though why he made his two sons Pastors?Its sad the congregation see nothing wrong with this.
How do u know he is living a holy life?Do you stay with him?WOW NIGERIA
Two sons?!

May be he wants to be another Eli. . . . . . . .just a thot.
RomanceRe: How Can I Make My Wife Happy Again? by lawrence83: 6:37pm On Nov 06, 2009
its natural, Jst take your time.

she will definitely go back to the statuo quo.
Christianity EtcRe: Lust In Church by lawrence83: 6:26pm On Nov 06, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Christianity EtcRe: As A Prostitute, Will I Go To Hell If I Die ? by lawrence83: 6:17pm On Nov 06, 2009
heaven? yes and even paradise too.

Enjoy your prostitution why its last.
SportsRe: Nigeria U-17 Vs New Zealand: 5 - 0! (November 5, 2009) by lawrence83: 6:11pm On Nov 06, 2009
If they like may dem win the cup, he no kuku concern me for there.
FashionRe: ~ The Nigerian Music Video Awards ( NMVA ) ~ by lawrence83: 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2009
I no blame them,

Na their mirror decieve them.
FoodRe: Which Kitchen Rituals Did You Learn From Your Mother? by lawrence83: 6:07pm On Nov 05, 2009
Fhemmmy:
Me and you in same boat, but i watch my woman cook and now i can cook
Hey, as for me i de chop outside oh, cant even imagine a lady cooking for me.

cos dem fit put Vitamins, so am always scared

But one of my sis as being taken me on cooking tutorials.with one cookery book like that.

hopefully someday i will be better than her./
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Free Soludo's Father by lawrence83: 4:40pm On Nov 05, 2009
And this should make me shout Hurray right!
FoodRe: What Did You Eat For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner Today? by lawrence83: 8:46am On Nov 05, 2009
A cup of vanilla cappuccino and slice of bread, with plantain chips.

But tthat wan no be food at all.
CelebritiesRe: Hottest Nollywood Celebrities by lawrence83: 7:19pm On Nov 04, 2009
chika ike, genevivve and tonto dikeh, bt why dis girl name come sound like this now. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Hottest Nollywood Celebrities by lawrence83: 7:14pm On Nov 04, 2009
omar22:
I have seen better looking Nigerian women than these Holloween candidates for the Hammer House of Horror
easy
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Condemns Yar'adua's Economic Plan by lawrence83: 6:50pm On Nov 04, 2009
Now Every Ada, Adamu and Adeola is ranting. . . . .Bla bla bla

Wait till the Ghana-must-go bags start rolling out,
FoodRe: Which Kitchen Rituals Did You Learn From Your Mother? by lawrence83: 6:20pm On Nov 04, 2009
She won't even allow me go close to that place.

With four sisters, i always dread that place call kitchen.

Now is really affecting me. cos i cant cook one nice meal.
FoodRe: Warning: Sweet Sensation Resturants by lawrence83: 6:02pm On Nov 04, 2009
What a shame!

Wetin we go do, we no die now, for sure am immune to disease.
PoliticsRe: Fg Approves Construction Of Anambra Airport by lawrence83: 5:53pm On Nov 04, 2009
here they go again!

nice development, but enough money to be stolen.
CelebritiesRe: Best Dressed Nollywood Diva by lawrence83: 5:49pm On Nov 04, 2009
Genny, Rita

Jim ike Iyke

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