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Education / Re: See JAMB Applications By geopolitical regions of origin From 2010-2016 by lazsnaira(m): 11:35pm On Apr 27, 2017
Kennydoc:


You lack comprehension of what you read, and you're far from being analytical in your reasoning.
To start with, the South East has only 5 states as against the 6 states of South West. For SE to have 2.59 million compared to 2.65 million enrolments of SW shows that relatively, SE has better enrolment. This is clearly seen in the average for the SE which came to 74,093 candidates for the 7 years compared to 63,017 candidates for the SW. Let me explain it better to you. It means that in the 7 years analysed, an average of 74,093 candidates registered for JAMB in each of the 5 SE states in each year compared to the average of 63,017 candidates in each of the 6 SW states. It means an average of 11,000+ more candidates registered for JAMB in each SE state compared to each SW state.
i wanted to correct them but then i thought to let them revel in their own foolery since that seems the official recession pastime of illiterate NAIRALANDERS

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Crime / Re: 'we Live In Fear In Indonesia' Nigerians Cry As 'kabaka' Pictures Surface by lazsnaira(m): 5:51pm On Apr 27, 2017
psucc:
So sad. The Igbos are losing so much.
...I dont think so...there are some young igbo men from my town who went into street and withing two years they made it big, came back and build big houses and rode about town in hummers...and a few of them died on the street too... while few others got deported...so its all about life and death and they all know...its get rich or die trying.

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Literature / Re: In Four Sentences, Write A Short Romantic Story. by lazsnaira(m): 4:40pm On Apr 27, 2017
I am not in haste. ...But don't my time waste. ...As i have to keep a date. ...With a love i found of late.

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Crime / Re: RCCG Pastor Who Stabbed And Killed His Wife Begs Gov Ambode For Pardon(pictured) by lazsnaira(m): 9:37am On Apr 27, 2017
IF YOU PARDON HIM YOU MUST PARDON KING AND EVERY OTHER MURDERER IN LAGOS PRISON.

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Webmasters / Re: Can You Produce Creative Articles? by lazsnaira(m): 9:40pm On Apr 26, 2017
connectpoint:

Great. Will reply asap
OK
Webmasters / Re: Can You Produce Creative Articles? by lazsnaira(m): 5:48pm On Apr 26, 2017
i am interested
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Traffic And Business Activities On The Stand Still (pics) by lazsnaira(m): 4:09pm On Apr 25, 2017
its a good thing

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Crime / Re: Man Rescued From 160ft Well In Lagos (Photos) by lazsnaira(m): 3:57pm On Apr 25, 2017
what could be responsible here...? Buhari or Biafra?
Politics / Re: Rex Onyeabor, Jonathan's ‎Campaign Manager Defects To APC by lazsnaira(m): 1:52pm On Apr 25, 2017
its always one party in our own kind of politics

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Politics / Re: Presidency Recalls Lekan Adetayo, Expelled PUNCH Reporter To Aso Rock by lazsnaira(m): 8:26am On Apr 25, 2017
KANGAROO GOVT...very rudderless!

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Politics / Re: Court Seizes Peter Nwaoboshi's 12-Storey Building Over N1.5bn Contract Scam by lazsnaira(m): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2017
OK
Politics / Re: "We Weren't Consulted Before CSO Expelled The PUNCH Reporter" - Femi Adesina by lazsnaira(m): 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2017
KANGAROO GOVT

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Music/Radio / Re: Like Seriously I Wanna Know The Best Rapper In Nigeria For The Last 10 Years by lazsnaira(m): 10:04pm On Apr 23, 2017
bawari:
is this a joke or what?
IF ZORO BE JOKE DUDE, then so is every nigerian whoever rapped.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacking Benue Village Now - Facebook User by lazsnaira(m): 7:49pm On Apr 23, 2017
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Politics / Re: Biafra: Children Protest Namdi Kanu's Secret Trial by lazsnaira(m): 7:44pm On Apr 23, 2017
PICTURE?
Music/Radio / Re: Like Seriously I Wanna Know The Best Rapper In Nigeria For The Last 10 Years by lazsnaira(m): 7:39pm On Apr 23, 2017
1. ZORO
Sports / Re: Calabar Tragedy: We Tried To Stop Our Husbands From Going To The Viewing Centre by lazsnaira(m): 7:22pm On Apr 23, 2017
Litmus:



Tragic incident, and condolences to the bereaved.

No offence meant, but can I ask why is it that the reaction of Nigerians, recently, to tragedy at home, is to describe their country in the most lurid terrible terms and then contemplate how to flee to foreign lands that foreigners fixed good and not how to fix things in their own home informed by lessons learned ?

One could be forgiven for hoping or expecting that this tragedy would concentrate local Nigerian minds on how to ensure that Viewing centres are better planned or insulated against a similarly reoccurrence. Instead, folks begin a long tirade on the quality of gorvenment and their misfortune for being Nigerians.
...to be bereaved of intellect as in your case is the gravest of all bereavements! ...PLS accept the assurances of my heartfelt condolences!
Nairaland / General / Re: Accident In Ekwusigo, Anambra Kills Children, Others (Very Graphic Pics) by lazsnaira(m): 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2017
R I P TO THE DEAD!
Politics / Re: Fresh Anxiety In Aso Rock Over Buhari’s Health - PUNCH by lazsnaira(m): 12:24pm On Apr 23, 2017
successmatters:


That's how we roll in Nigeria, even Shehu shagari is warming up to contest in 2019 cool
ITS such a disgusting political fate for nigerians...IN FACT, its a political curse.

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Sports / Re: Calabar Tragedy: We Tried To Stop Our Husbands From Going To The Viewing Centre by lazsnaira(m): 12:11pm On Apr 23, 2017
Flintstone06:

Which embassy please?
THE ROYAL NETHERLANDS!
Sports / Re: Calabar Tragedy: We Tried To Stop Our Husbands From Going To The Viewing Centre by lazsnaira(m): 9:10am On Apr 23, 2017
emeijeh:

What's funny here?
I been wana ask that nutcase same question.

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Religion / Re: Why It Is Treacherous To Disrespect Judas Iscariot - Nimi Princewill by lazsnaira(m): 7:48am On Apr 23, 2017
...there seem to be sense in your piece op...but dont name your child judas yet...he might be stigmatised

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Politics / Re: NAF Inducts Most Sophisticated Gunship South Of The Sahara by lazsnaira(m): 7:38am On Apr 23, 2017
...and yet the bokos still run amok
Politics / Re: Fresh Anxiety In Aso Rock Over Buhari’s Health - PUNCH by lazsnaira(m): 7:26am On Apr 23, 2017
...when you were a little baby this man was ruling and now he was still there even on his way to the grave...nigeria is a huge mistake.

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Sports / Re: Calabar Tragedy: We Tried To Stop Our Husbands From Going To The Viewing Centre by lazsnaira(m): 7:16am On Apr 23, 2017
R I P TO THE DEAD...if i had any idea this country is such a mess as this i would have been faraway from this hell when i had the opportunity long time ago...now its more difficult to fly out...i am all regrets now because i actually worked at the embassy and distributed visa forms to those leaving the country while i pride myself on being fine at home...meanwhile i had unhindered access to the consular general everyday...MOST TIMES we do not know what a great opportunity we have and how transient it really is until it all evaporated before our very eyes...PLS MAKE GOOD OF YOUR OPPORTUNITY ESPECIALLY FOR GOOD...pls i do not mean you should steal because you are opportuned to have access...i am sure good people understand my point.

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Career / Re: Nigerian Breweries Salary Structure: Salary Of Nigeria Breweries PLC by lazsnaira(m): 7:10am On Apr 23, 2017
BEER
Politics / Re: Dogara Dares El-Rufai To Publish Security Votes by lazsnaira(m): 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2017
...ITS ALL ABOUT WHO STEALS MORE THAN WHO? ...even buhari is no less a thief than tinubu and ibori

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Crime / Re: Breaking News: EFCC Recovers N400m From Abandon Bureau De Change In Lagos(Video) by lazsnaira(m): 9:42pm On Apr 07, 2017
....what exactly does 'abandoned bereau de change' mean in english? ILLITERATES EVERYWHERE.
Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 7:06pm On Apr 07, 2017
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:



LOL Nigeria will be ruled by DSS boss? Oga them no born one million Saraki well to make move to impeach Buhari..
of course, thats why all roads now lead to his house and office.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by lazsnaira(m): 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2017
VERY TALENTED ARTISTE

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