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Romance / Re: At Age 25, A Man Must Have An Apartment & 2 Cars - Lady Says And Was Blasted by lazsnaira(m): 1:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
Mizk:
yes naw i know a Nairalander called Judefcc he's only 24 and he has 18,000,000 in his account, a camry car, an iPhone7, and a house in ph, if he can do it, you can do it too
...18million and drive ordinary camry? ...stop sellin shit
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Gears Up For 2017 Weapons Championship Inside Sambisa Forest. PICS by lazsnaira(m): 12:19pm On Feb 09, 2017
GOOD
Politics / Re: Dead Or Alive Buhari Makes No Difference - Financial Times by lazsnaira(m): 8:26am On Feb 09, 2017
lol...HOPE SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT SAY FINANCIAL TIMES IS AN IPOB YOOT

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Romance / Re: My Hall Mate Used A Hanger To Abort Her Baby. by lazsnaira(m): 7:16pm On Feb 08, 2017
Benita27:
Yes na!, because the last time we had sex...you gave me N500 and when i got pregnant you were like "who's the father?" so i had to abort it. grin

Deny it!. tongue
...so you charge over sex? ...so you'd been whoring all the while?

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: "I Don't Lie, No Matter What"; Nigerians React by lazsnaira(m): 1:15pm On Feb 08, 2017
...NO, YOU DONT LIE...BECAUSE YOU CANT DIFFERENCIATE BETWEEN TRUTH AND LIES AS THEY BOTH MEAN SAME TO YOU.

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NYSC / Re: Determined Car Electrician Who Is Now A Corper Trends Online. Photos by lazsnaira(m): 10:48am On Feb 08, 2017
NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THAT

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Religion / Re: Enough Of These Lies By Lai Mohammed – CAN by lazsnaira(m): 9:38am On Feb 08, 2017
Nogodye:
"You guys are sick" hey i won't take that from you. I stated my opinion without verbal assault, you can make you opinion known as well without verbal attack okay! We can't have the same thought on issues that is why we are called human being...Mind you i'm a Christian and i don't support the killing of Christians.CAN mission that i mention earlier is to preach Peace and Love and not to quote words that can cause war...
...such a sorry you are.
Crime / Re: Photos Of A Policeman Killed by Fulani Herdsmen In Delta State by lazsnaira(m): 9:22pm On Feb 07, 2017
Chosen1984:
[b]*WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!

*...ODIDERE AYEKOTO...*

*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.

*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.

*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:

*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.

*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.

*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.

*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.

*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.

*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.

*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.

*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.

*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.

*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*

*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.

*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.

*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.

*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.

*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.

*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.

*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.

*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.

*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.

*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.

*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.

*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.

*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.

*The list is almost endless..."*

*This is Nigeria of 2017*

*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*

*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*

*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*

*The Minister of Power studied Law*

*The Minister of Communications studied Law*

*The Minister of Transport studied English*.

*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*

*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*

*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*

*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*

*IGP studied Agriculture*

*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is in recession*.

*THANKS*
It's well [/b]

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Politics / Re: Revealed. The London Hospital Where President Buhari Is Being Treated by lazsnaira(m): 7:09am On Feb 07, 2017
dont know what to believe
Politics / Re: What President Buhari’s Personal Doctor Told Me Last Night – Garba Shehu by lazsnaira(m): 7:02am On Feb 07, 2017
abeg free us wit all dis una story
Politics / Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Critics Are Impatient, Selfish – Govr Bello Masari by lazsnaira(m): 6:50am On Feb 07, 2017
just negodu! wen u were havin a good time sayin all shit two years ago it was all fun...now its your turn to cry

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Militants Seize Sasawa Community In Yobe by lazsnaira(m): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2017
WHO WILL SAVE US FROM APC?

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Politics / Re: APC Jibes Junaid Muhammed For Calling For Buhari's Impeachment by lazsnaira(m): 8:05pm On Feb 06, 2017
OK ...but it was easy for them to call for others impeachment when they are in the opposition and tins were not even this bad...thanks to KARMA

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Celebrities / Re: Soma & Miyonse Pictured With Ebuka Obi After Eviction From Big Brother Naija by lazsnaira(m): 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2017
we have serious matters at hand some mod brot this poo up.

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Politics / Re: Who Is Dr. Ogbonna, A Physician Managing Buhari's Health In London? by lazsnaira(m): 11:24pm On Feb 05, 2017
LOL
Politics / Re: "Anu Ofia" Oby Ezekwesili Blasts Internet Troll by lazsnaira(m): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2017
asuustrike2009:

GEJ is far better than PMB. The Igbo's were not foolish to support him
GBAM!
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Raping 7-year-old Boy In His Shop In Lagos by lazsnaira(m): 1:29pm On Feb 04, 2017
LOL
Car Talk / Re: 6 Epic And Hilarious Car DIY Fails (photos) by lazsnaira(m): 7:42am On Feb 04, 2017
I NO FIT LAUGH

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Politics / Re: FCT Police Warns Against 2face Planned Protest by lazsnaira(m): 8:42pm On Feb 03, 2017
HOW TIME FLY ...this same apc and crew held GEJ
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibia Announces Dress Code For The February 6th Protest (pictured) by lazsnaira(m): 9:21am On Feb 03, 2017
wat in hades has drescode gat ta do wit protest? ...this dudes aint serious...
Car Talk / Re: Abandoned Ferrari In Ibadan Is Not A real Ferrari But A Kit Car.picture Included by lazsnaira(m): 7:10am On Feb 03, 2017
LOL
Politics / Re: Fayose Faults Police On Tuface’s Planned Protest, Says; “nigerians Don’t Need An by lazsnaira(m): 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2017
YOU WERE ALL WARNED AGAINST VOTING IN THIS TYRANTS BUT YOU ALL TURNED DEAF...now see where we are

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Celebrities / Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi On 2face's Planned Protest. by lazsnaira(m): 3:50pm On Feb 02, 2017
LONG SINCE I READ ANYTHING THIS GOOD ON THIS FORUM
Politics / Re: Burial Poster Of IPOB Member Shot Dead During Trump's Solidarity Rally(pics) by lazsnaira(m): 12:30pm On Feb 02, 2017
HopeAtHand:


Biafra is an Igbo/Ibibio/Efik thing. i.e SE+Akwa Ibom and Cross River.
...and at least 2/3rd of the south south especially ph, asaba, opobo and anywhere igbo is spoken as mother tongue...
Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie During Fuel Subsidy Protest In 2012 (Throwback Photos) by lazsnaira(m): 11:12am On Feb 02, 2017
middle class folks always ridding on the ignorants of the poor...anyone ever protested for the poor ? not at all
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks UN Staff, Kills 5 by lazsnaira(m): 10:48pm On Feb 01, 2017
Damilare5882:
Youths in the house should follow #enoughisenough at the politics section ..we are all needed there ..together we can make Nigeria great again
...make nigeria great again?... you folks employ much hyperbole into your syntax...nigeria was never and might never be great...until...
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks UN Staff, Kills 5 by lazsnaira(m): 10:31pm On Feb 01, 2017
BUT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE AS MR LIE SAID HE HAS THEIR MANIFESTO
Foreign Affairs / Re: Adama Barrow Appoints His 10 Ministers, Swears Them In (photos) by lazsnaira(m): 7:58pm On Feb 01, 2017
UNLIKE BUHARI WHO TOOK A YEAR TO SELECT HIS RUDDERLESS CABINET

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Investment / Re: Think Homewards, Oil Magnet, Prince Eze Tells Anambra Youths by lazsnaira(m): 6:10pm On Feb 01, 2017
BIAFRA

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Utility Vehicle Spotted On Military Patrol In The Northeast. by lazsnaira(m): 12:38pm On Feb 01, 2017
BIAFRA BIAFRA BIAFRA ...biafra manufactured her first (APC) ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIER 1967 ...while the nigerian army came 2015 to show the world that they have finally succeeded in producing an apc......moral of this fact is treat biafrans right and nigeria will be where it ought to be and treat them otherwise and have the country doomed

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Ambush Kills A Policeman, Injures Another In Borno by lazsnaira(m): 12:36pm On Feb 01, 2017
WHICH BOKO...THOUGHT MR LIE SAID HE NOW IN CHARGE OF THEIR PLAN DOCUMENTS
Politics / Re: ''I Have No Hand In Your Expulsion'' - Atiku Replies Akiolu by lazsnaira(m): 8:35am On Feb 01, 2017
WHEN OBA OF LAGOS OPENS HIS MOUTH ...we know how he talks

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