Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,729 members, 7,820,523 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 04:27 PM

Lazsnaira's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Lazsnaira's Profile / Lazsnaira's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 25 pages)

Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 10:40pm On Apr 02, 2017
ISTANDWITHBUHAR:



I guess you forgotten that the Presidency also have the balls of Saraki, Ekwueremadu, Akpabio etc in their hand playing with it, Saraki start impeachment today and CCB give verdict the next day,, Saraki know more than Okunronmu and your likes.
...they are only considering his old age... if not a day is enough to hand his balls...and yet that notwithstanding his ancestral balls can be hanged any moment from now if he continues to remain inactive...if not for SARAKI nigeria would have by now be ruled by MAMMAN DAURA alone.
Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 10:32pm On Apr 02, 2017
Thorhammer:
Am telling you
...unfortunately though, even when you decide to sneek past them, they would still catch your glipse and have you summoned... and then begin by askin why you decided not to greet them and how come your father did not tell you you are related with them...and believe you me you are gonna stand there until they are done with the history.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 9:19pm On Apr 02, 2017
Thorhammer:
REASON WHY SOME IGBO PEOPLE DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGE...​ Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your generation like; *Morning Nwam, Bia, Is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube, the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obiageli the daughter of thewine tapper who fell from a palm tree while staring at the buttocks of Juliana the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies beforej getting married to Okeke the Dibia man from the neighboring village. Is it not your Grandfather that died of madness? Nwam, so you have grown so big, Kedu?
Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 9:17pm On Apr 02, 2017
Thorhammer:
REASON WHY SOME IGBO PEOPLE
DON'T GREET ELDERS IN THEIR
VILLAGE...​
Just greet an old woman and she
will tell you the story of your
generation like; *Morning Nwam,
Bia, Is this not Okechukwu the son
of Ebube, the man who raped two
girls before getting married to
Obiageli the daughter of thewine
tapper who fell from a palm tree
while staring at the buttocks of
Juliana the village famous
prostitute who aborted sixteen
pregnancies beforej getting
married to Okeke the Dibia man
from the neighboring village. Is it
not your Grandfather that died of
madness? Nwam, so you have
grown so big, Kedu?
jokes aside, those elders can always reel off your geneaology off hand with just a side view of your face.... youd be surprised to learn lota things your mother and father are yet to tell you about your family history.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Buhari Can Be Impeached Over Magu – Senator Okurounmu by lazsnaira(m): 9:02pm On Apr 02, 2017
...
Health / Re: How Local Barber Mutilated Kano Bride (photo) by lazsnaira(m): 7:31pm On Apr 02, 2017
Tazdroid:
Fvck the husband, Aminu Ali

Fvck the fada in law, Mai Kaji

Fvck the barber Wandam

Castrate all the fvcking wankers I just mentioned. They've lost any right to their balls angry





as for the barber's castration, a local clipper could be used to clip the balls
abeg no kill us wit laugh

1 Like

Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 3:57pm On Apr 02, 2017
lovelygurl:



I think it's a good idea grin. And I'm always here in case you need someone to always taste the food to see which 1 is better grin
OK but please dont forget we nigerians are not giving away our properties to any nation, nor shall we accept to have their names changed or their origins claimed by any nation. ...so our dear puff puff remains puff puff wherever we may find it in the world same goes for jollof rice and moi moi. thank you!

1 Like

Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 3:41pm On Apr 02, 2017
davidif:


The wollof people of Senegal are credited with being originators.
hmm? so because wollof sounds like jollof we have to begin thinking it must originate with them...WELL its unacceptable...the only thing that ever came to nigeria from senegal which happened in this case to be humans are the hausafulanis who of course have no known cuisine of note...not even to talk of jollof rice.
Religion / Re: "The Fool Says In His Heart, 'There Is No God'"? Are Atheists Fools? by lazsnaira(m): 1:44pm On Apr 02, 2017
enshy:

In Judgment they will indeed see Him face to face!
...i.e if they believe in hereafter.
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 1:40pm On Apr 02, 2017
lovelygurl:


Oh I'm very passionate about what I do because I love what I do kiss just like you love arguing about food grin
grin so you advise i take that up as a carreer...arguing about food?
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 12:12pm On Apr 02, 2017
lovelygurl:



I hope you put your energy into fighting with your politicians for stealing your money instead of arguing about food
let me take a look at your profile ...those poems of yours runs like songs...you could be a nightingale if you put your mind to it.
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 11:19am On Apr 02, 2017
mmsen:


Because the word jollof itself is from the Wolof language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jollof_rice
...thank you for providing the link though it appeared you did not read it. AS THE LINK CLEARLY POINTED OUT THAT THE JOLLOF RICE COULD NOT HAVE COME FROM SENEGAL TO NIGERIA AND GHANA...which goes to prove that jollof rice as cooked by nigerians is originally ours. ...and if you looked at the picture in there you will agree that that is not our jollof rice looking like a meal for goats...NIGERIAN JOLLOF IS PROBABLY THE BEST MEAL THE WORLD HAVE HAD AFTER THE INTENTION OF SLICE BREAD.
lovelygurl:


Don't mind him. It's not even that serious!
mmsen:


Because the word jollof itself is from the Wolof language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jollof_rice
...thank you for providing the link though it appeared you did not read it. AS THE LINK CLEARLY POINTED OUT THAT THE JOLLOF RICE COULD NOT HAVE COME FROM SENEGAL TO NIGERIA AND GHANA...which goes to prove that jollof rice as cooked by nigerians is originally ours. ...and if you looked at the picture in there you will agree that that is not our jollof rice looking like a meal for goats...NIGERIAN JOLLOF IS PROBABLY THE BEST MEAL THE WORLD HAVE HAD AFTER THE INTENTION OF SLICE BREAD.
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 10:50am On Apr 02, 2017
mmsen:


Senegal but Nigerians (and Ghanaians) perfected it.

The funny thing is that while Nigerians and Ghanaians keep arguing about both are very good. Better than the original.
PLEASE WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE TO THE SENEGALESE ORIGIN OF JOLLOF RICE? KINDLY PROVIDE SAME HERE!
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 10:43am On Apr 02, 2017
lovelygurl:


Actually not Nigerians not the Ghanaians too but who cares everybody loves jollof rice cheesy
...am very angered by your apparent illiteracy...which you laid bare by your preposterous POST earlier. ...i would have lambasted you this morning but i see you are lady.
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 10:37am On Apr 02, 2017
fashrola:


The name lokma should be accepted grin which naija person go garnish puff puff lyk dat?
...garnish am with whatever it remains puff puff!...bread will be bread no matter you make it taste as cake
Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 10:33am On Apr 02, 2017
whirlwind7:
grin
Once paid a visit to Dubai's Global Village, one of its many tourist attractions. In one of the hundreds of kiosks, I saw a woman in a native Arab attire, her face covered with burka, frying this meal.

I observed the process for a few minutes before I approached the kiosk. There were already a handfull of customers patiently waiting in line to buy.
It got to my turn, and she said a plate of it sells for 20 dirham. She served it in a disposable plate, sprinkled some sesame seed as well as honey over it, and stuck some toothpicks into the balls.

I smiled, paid up, accepted it, and said "this is puff puff"
A younger lady assisting her said in English: what?
I repeated what I just said. She shook her head and replied: No pooff....zis is lokma... grin
...and you just let her get away with it? ...you shoulda shaked your head severally and then retort, 'NO ZIZ IZ PUFF PUFF!

2 Likes

Food / Re: Hilarious: Nigerians On Twitter Forcing Foreigners To Accept The Name Puff Puff by lazsnaira(m): 10:17am On Apr 02, 2017
Joavid:


sense of humour then slavery attitude, how incoherent can someone be!

Nigerians and there overzealous attitude sha. now I can understand Ghanaians disgust when we claim Jollof rice with all arrogance like it's originally ours.

So, I've done you and some google-phobic others a huge favour.

see the difference?!
PLEASE EDUCATE ME; WHO ORIGINALLY OWN JOLLOF RICE?

1 Like

Crime / Re: Communal Clash In Ife North Leaves 10 People Injured by lazsnaira(m): 9:52am On Apr 02, 2017
...let them continue as for ME i am not ready to fight even a two year old...am just all about money now...R I P in advance in the case of any fallen warrior. ...and get well soon to resume hostilities in the case of wounded warriors.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Picture Of Governor Okorocha Riding A Bicycle, Hailed By Students by lazsnaira(m): 12:41am On Apr 02, 2017
Abagworo:


That's Ogboko village in Imo State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgWUBn1J2i8
...i have not been to IMO though i am from ENUGU and i have some friends from OGBAKU ,AGWA & OWERRI
Politics / Re: Picture Of Governor Okorocha Riding A Bicycle, Hailed By Students by lazsnaira(m): 10:40pm On Apr 01, 2017
ujoatu:
Children love to cry out...Governor Rochas while on inspection of projects stopped by the Eastern Palm University Ogboko to start up this year was hailed by school kids..
@rochasokorocha @easternpalm #university #education #ImoEducation. Photo credit: Mike Omoboriowo
that background like england
Religion / Re: "The Fool Says In His Heart, 'There Is No God'"? Are Atheists Fools? by lazsnaira(m): 7:37pm On Apr 01, 2017
ATHEISTS are not fools and they are NOT really doubting the existence of GOD! ...they are just curious cats who want to SEE GOD FACE TO FACE.

2 Likes 1 Share

Jokes Etc / Re: My April Fool Prank That Went Wrong by lazsnaira(m): 7:28pm On Apr 01, 2017
OP i know youre lying for AFRICA at the olympics but CONTINU as it was a good read...and besides you might make a good story teller...no jokes about that.
Travel / Re: Truck Crushes Highlander Jeep On Its Way To Abuja. All Lives Lost (Graphic Pics) by lazsnaira(m): 6:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
R.I.P ...JUST IMAGINE how empty life really is, all these dead people had dreams, aspirations, problems and hopes and one ill and good feeling or the other just seconds before they unwillingly and unknowingly and choicelessly let it all fly away...and there they lay now aware of nothing...SUCH IS THE TRANSIENCY OF LIFE. HUMANS ARE NOTHING BUT AIR!

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Buhari Names Folorunsho Coker As New DG For NTDC by lazsnaira(m): 6:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
GOOD
Politics / Re: The Cache Of Weapons Recovered From Repented Cultists In Bori, Rivers by lazsnaira(m): 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2017
bush4ker:
ITS JUST LIKE SAYING SHOW ME A NIGERIAN WHO IS NOT A THIEF
...then you are saying all nigerians are cultists? ...where were you when others were attending LOGIC AND CLEAR THOUGHT class in PHIL 101?
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed, Abba Kyari, El-Rufai & Attahiru Jega Meet At Kaduna Airport (PICS) by lazsnaira(m): 4:17pm On Apr 01, 2017
...let them meet on space if that would suit them better, but we aint buying whatever lie they are cooking for 2019
Crime / Re: Wife Of Murdered JUMIA Delivery Man: "Our Children Still Expecting Their Daddy’ by lazsnaira(m): 4:14pm On Apr 01, 2017
seguno2:


Was he an employee of the state government?
The state government should simply ensure that Jumia company provides scholarships for the children in addition to the free education that the state normally gives.
...what stopped you from asking me if he was killed by the state government? were you thinking that my reveal too much of you?
Politics / Re: Shettima Visits Saraki Over Ali Ndume's Suspension (Photos) by lazsnaira(m): 4:05pm On Apr 01, 2017
jollymizzle:
ok. Can you honestly tell me what advantage Biafra would bring?lets Say I'm having an open mind and just want to know
...first thing BIAFRA will do is give us a home, peace to our dead heros...and an unmitigated sense of natural identity...and these are just the least.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Ahmed Indimi's Fake Account Balance: A Lie Or Just A Misunderstanding? - Jaaruma by lazsnaira(m): 3:54pm On Apr 01, 2017
Ndlistic:
Ahmed Indimi Fake Receipt: Living a lie or Just a misunderstanding By Jaaruma

Media Girl Jaaruma has questioned Ahmed Indimi for not telling Nigerians that the $100,000,000 dollars bank account balance he flaunted on social media did not belong to him.

She says "Entertainers flaunt money and the fake life because it's a NECESSITY for them in order to keep up the celebrity image but you Ahmed Indimi do not need to do this!!!! This is bad publicity for your person and your image.
You are already a son of a billionaire who married the daughter of another billionaire (A PRESIDENT) infact, so there is no need for doing things like this. We all know your rich but with this mess now...... It was just not necessary Ahmed"
Check out her tweets and Instagram posts.....
https://mobile.twitter.com/jaaruma_empire?lang=en
https://www.instagram.com/jaaruma_empire/
@bolded if BMC crew hear you referD to their papa as billionaire!

1 Like

Politics / Re: The Cache Of Weapons Recovered From Repented Cultists In Bori, Rivers by lazsnaira(m): 3:41pm On Apr 01, 2017
...repentant cultist or repentant thief? ...SHOW ME THAT NIGERIAN CULTIST WHO IS NOT A THIEF?

25 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Wife Of Murdered JUMIA Delivery Man: "Our Children Still Expecting Their Daddy’ by lazsnaira(m): 1:44pm On Apr 01, 2017
Originalsly:
Why would the State give her free education?.... did she do anything illegal? ..... the trend is to give criminals such... not victims.
abi o
Crime / Re: Wife Of Murdered JUMIA Delivery Man: "Our Children Still Expecting Their Daddy’ by lazsnaira(m): 1:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
back2sender:

Worse crimes are committed by your brothers against thier own people. Tell them to stop and not lying on Fulani herdsman as responsible for every crime.
The man killed in Delta was done by HIS fellow people who are cassava THIEVES but as USUAL una blame the common fulani herdsman because of hatred for President Buhari leaving the real culprit to walk away.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 25 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 55
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.