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By God's Grace she will be Greater Tomorrow. Your joke is not funny, it shows that your brain is at the bottom of your feet.

dreamwords:
She's greater than awolowo

For Christ SAKE - what is the PURPOSE of this story without GOFUNDME account.

broseme:
Her name is Chidinma Obasi, a 26yrs old girl from Ohafia local government,Abia state.She is battling a severe form of jaw tumour which almost makes it difficult for her to talk.


According to reports,she needs about 3. 5million naira for surgery but she has a financial constraint which makes it difficult for her to cope with the surgery.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/26-year-old-abia-state-girl-hit-with.html?m=1

What have you drank this afternoon, is it Sapele or Majidun water? Kindly advise.

oluwasheun94:
nowadays your comments seem to make sense

Birds of the same feather. Unhappy, Lonely & Frustrated.

Masterchef:
You just earned someone's respect. Thank you

I SMH for your mind set. Visit the nearest Olumba Olumba or Cele or C&S or God Chosen for a quick deliverance.

NwaAmaikpe:


BBC is a shame to professional journalism!

What's Olajumoke's merit?
What's her story?
What's her future?
I bet BBC doesn't even know the name of the boy who graduated with a 5.0 CGPA.

How is she an inspiration?
Olajumoke is simply a product of sentiments and corporate prostituting.

She has never caught my attention, empathy or respect, she never will.
She has been constantly shoved down our throats by the harlotry cabal that all of a sudden, she's now someone to reckon with.

God forbid!

A generation and nation which celebrates nobodies out of sentiments, fad and ethnicity has no future.

God is a Good God. Is God not protecting you everyday?. Speed kills everyday - will you blame God for road accidents?. Useless governments, lack of proper drainage systems, and carelessness of many people about dumping garbage are causes of flood everywhere. It is only a Fool that will ridicule God Almighty for a man-made problems. Seek God, and ask for forgiveness.

0b100100111:
Mental slavery! The god that could not even protect his house from getting flooded, is that one a god

The F...ing Moronn has NEVER made any crispy sense. He is lonely, unhappy, frustrated, jobless and a Big shitt-house.

fatymore:
keep shut Ogbeni.... You didn't make sense today

This post deserves an award - FUNNY but Gospel Truth.

soberdrunk:
Dammmnn!!! See better wife!! Not all these hand bag loving, shopping addicts, makeup mannequins way fit send somebody go back village with only Nylon bag and charger......

If you and your autistic daughter are American citizen, please go back to USA where your daughter can get free Applied Behaviour Analysis (ABA), better treatment and special protection. If you are not financially loaded it is difficult to raise a special-need kid in Nigeria.

Much MORE than A mad-man but a MONSTER.

mccben4:
you are MAD

Google will give you detail information, kindly google it.

Medunah:
What's this autism really about??

Don't Worry. No woman born of a woman will EVER end up with this Brainless, Foolish, Dumb, Ignorant, Lonely and jobless slowpoke called NwaAmaikpe

muller101:
I pity the unfortunate woman that will end up with u

Behold, Chief Zebrudaya Okoroigwe Nwogbo - alias 4:30.

Josephamstrong1:
"The palm wine tapper does not reveal all he saw on the palm tree."
I'll start by telling you that "the breast and the chest cannot be enemies". This is someone you've dated, loved and you finally took her to alter. "A man who decides to swallow a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus".
She is a good woman but exhibiting her opposite traits.
"there is no smoke without fire". Take her on a vacation far from the environment and renew your love... Talk! Be open and talk! "One should not seat at his home and develop hunchback." You're the man, don't let this ship sink... It's a stage and many are facing worse.
Don't mind her threatening to leave you. That's their normal old litany to get your attention, just know that "if one throws away an old basket, on the day of sacrificing to the gods it will be remembered"
Forget about what people are saying... It's your world owk? Cowboy the Bleep up and fix your home not minding people. "If you conspire behind a strong man, be rest assured that the issue must be re-visited"

My people hope I've spoken your minds?
A man's opinion isn't bad to him.

#Takes colanut and gulps my palmwine copiously.

You took time to analyzed the whole issue and you have given the Gospel advise - are you a marriage counselor?. May the Spirit of God continue to dwell in you in Jesus Almighty name. Moore Grease to your Brain.

baby124:
OP, sorry for the tough time but all I heard is about how you are doing this and that. Read your write up 10times and you will see that there is no where you identified your own flaws. It takes two strong headed goats to destroy a marriage.

Your wife is obviously young and unrealistic. She does not understand the responsibility that comes with hustling to make a living or being a wife. The marriage is still young and you both will grow with time. Next time she threatens to leave please call her bluff. She has no right to threaten you as you did not force her to marry you.

As for your inlaws kindly tell your wife to talk to her father and be sincere with him that she is the one that refused to go back to work.

Stop trying to force your wife to stay with your mum at any time. Please... to avoid conflict. Just let her be. Don't hit her physically again such wounds are so deep that they can destroy your home.

Understand that you are a man and you must go out for your daily bread. You don't have to be there for every pregnancy appointment. You can organize someone to take her or get her Uber. You have no excuse for losing all those jobs and you can't blame it on your wife, I leave that to your lack of planning and lack of respect for your employers.

Even if your wife is slow and lazy, leave her alone to do her chores. It may annoy you but ignore it. When she sees you no longer rescue her she will adjust to managing her own chores and house.

You are trying to do everything at once and you guys are fighting because you are resenting her while she is resenting you for picking on everything she does. Learn to have patience and overlook a lot of things.

You are probably older than her so act like the mature one so you can be respected. Stop trying to frustrate her into changing. She will grow up and change.

You must try to make sure she has something serious doing. So she can take up some responsibility in the home and understand financial responsibility as it relates to her family.

I will advise you to give the marriage time and tone down on your expectations. You are expecting too much and if you put yourself in your wives shoes you will be frustrated too.

You both have a child now, try to act like adults and stop insulting and beating each other. If you both cannot sit down and have a conversation without fight or insults then you both are too immature for marriage.

Multi-million dollar question.

Gloriao:
So what was the main reason for the kidnap?

“By the time I saw my wife, she had collapsed and her face was swollen. I became afraid and begged them that they should release us so that I could take her to the hospital. They gave me the beating of my life. [color=#990000]That was about 8 pm.

“When I continued to beg them, they allowed me to call a friend mine (James) to drive down to the main road that night to pick my wife and rush her to the hospital. The kidnappers ordered me to carry her to the road while they followed me.

“ The entire place was dark and I carried my wife and tried to wait and have a rest, the kidnappers would again begin to beat me. This continued until we got to the road. I was told to lay my unconscious wife by the side of the highway with some leaves used to surround her for easy identification.

“They immediately marched me back to the bush. My friend, who knew that we were kidnapped, travelled from Port Harcourt that night to the point where my unconscious wife was dropped.
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[color=#000099]color]He eventually took her to the hospital , where she was , ” the devastated Kingsley added."


I beg, the story get some K legs - a friend travelled from port Harcourt at night to pick a victim on the road side without informing the authority. I don't believe that pastor or anyone will provoke the kidnappers in this situation. It seems like the whole story was FABRICATED from nija movie. Proper Investigation is URGENTLY needed.
May the innocent victim RIP by God's GRACE.

You are a STINKING brainless, unhappy, frustrated and unemployed. May God deliver you from your evil mind set. 100%ANUOFIA.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
pure lies ... the skull miners hang him so they will mine his skull later... evil yellowbar demons TUFIAKWA

More Wisdom in Jesus Almighty Name.

hatchy:
Chai! Very pathetic. A result of broken home.
The mother is definitely not a happy woman because of the conditions she found herself but transfer the aggression on the poor boy.
A lesson to us all to learn.Except for a marriage that is characterised with violence, don't leave your marriage instead try to build it with tolerance and understanding because there is no perfect home/marriage.
All roof are slanted,there is no flat roof,never.

RIP to you son.

You are very very sick to your brain - the innocent copper had done nothing to justify your stinking assault, you have pointed one evil finger, the remaining nine will hunt you 4ever.

edenhazard:
if I hear say I serve

Nysc ko nysc ni

Rest in pieces ipob nigga

It should have been scrapped long time ago. Many young lives have been wasted in the name of this death trap called nysc.

wintersnow:
Why all these terrible news naw...
May his soul RIP




The "Nysc should be scrapped " debate will soon start naw

You are Absolutely Right. In fact, Somalia, Mexico, Afghanistan, Libya, and Jamaica are much more dangerous than Nija. Those who came up with this ranking were very high on Sapele and Majidun water, smh.

Dolypson04:
I don't believe this. Probably they assume Nigeria is made up of Boko Haram torn States alone.
I expected to see Somalia up there

;VERY Funny.

jpphilips:
Don't cancel your wedding, just replace the Bride.

You deserves a bag loaded with us$ award.

angelusbrut:
leave that lady and run for your life. I am a woman,please don't marry a woman that is grossly engulfed with infidelity....too bad

Second the motion.

Chuvinchi:
Yu have come this far and All these done and she still cheats on you.. Her mind strong well well.... Run

You better make up your mind - if you go into marriage out of pity, or because of what people would say or because of the amount of money you have spent - you are deceiving yourself and it is a disaster waiting to happen. You can never please this well-well experienced woman sexually nor financially. If you had no evidence this public-dog would deny deny deny.
Half a word for the Wise, don't be a big FOOL that end up with another man's children.

listenersky:
Wedding preparations already done. Hall booked, cloths bought, both families already preparing, what will people say? How will she move ahead if I leave her?

God did not take away the toddlers, our bad government did, including the carelessness of the parents for not using the seat belt for their children or placed them in a safe baby-car seat.

ijustdey:
http://sunnewsonline.com/so-sad/

It was ABSOLUTELY unnecessary journey - the journey should not have included the mother and the toddlers. The family's friend should have visited the family instead of inviting them to travel on a death trap road.

Ebenezerk2:
People like to travel unnecessarily, I don't know why?

By God's GRACE, I hope that you are not praying for such large payment from your insurance company - SMH.

lofty900:
It's better to die in a plane crash than to die in a motor accident.

She lost her father, mother, siblings, cousin, grandfather in the accident.


Imagine the amount of money she would have collected if they died in a plane crash

Don't quote me biko


I'm too money conscious these days

Your LAUGH is laughing me .

toyinjimoh:
best female pix of the year

The Grammy Award for the Best Joke in the month of July, 2017 goes to project55.

project55:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Nigerian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

Share with your friends, don't laugh alone �����

Very very FUNNY

Benekruku:
I doubt if God himself can recognise them!

You are absolutely RIGHT. I thought that I was going to throw up.

Defaramade:
Mtcheew, see as dem change the destiny of their faces all in the name of make-up, wey be say una two fine naturally with no face painting.