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You people should not put this girl into more trouble than she already is.

See that kaduna boy they announced along with her as being fake. That one quietly went silent. Even this one, Anambra state quietly investigated and kept it silent when they found out it was fraud.

But internet tribe warlords are calling it victimization. Now she has been banned for 3 years and results withdrawn, Someone dt had 249. Continue.

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has said a certain Ejikeme Mmesoma (Joy) who had earlier been celebrated to have scored the highest mark in the 2023 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations (UTME) falsified her result.

The board has also threatened to withdraw the candidate’s actual results for allegedly falsely announcing herself as the top-scorer of the computer-based test used to rank candidates seeking admissions into Nigerian universities.

According to JAMB, Miss Mmesoma’s actual score in the test was 249 and not the 362 she claimed to have scored...

The agency, therefore, advised the public to always cross check these claims by candidates before rushing to honour them with undeserving awards. Meanwhile, JAMB has said it would withdraw the results of Miss Mmesoma and also prosecute her.

“This is not all, as the Board would, in due course, investigate all candidates laying claims to higher scores than they actually obtained. Once discovered, such candidates’ original results would be withdrawn forthwith, and they would be handed over to relevant security agencies for prosecution.”

The top 10 candidates
Here are the top 10 candidates (12 in number) in the 2023 UTME as presented by JAMB.

Umeh Kamsiyochukwu Nkechinyere, 360

Aguele Stephen Osezuha, 358

Ositade Oluwafemi Anthony, 358

Gbolahan Azeem Ayinde, 357

John Fulfilment Ibhanfiodon, 356,

Duruji Chimdubem Ugonna, 355

Adesanya Jermaine Oluwaiomiloiu, 355

Shittu Priscilla Adedunni, 355

Atenisumen Enoch Oluwagbemisoke 355

Adetunji Victor Adewale, 355

Ofonime Iniobon Idongesit, 355

Imoukhuede Andrew Onayeme, 355

Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/607698-utme-2023-jamb-accuses-candidate-celebrated-for-scoring-highest-mark-of-falsifying-result.html

Her attempt was posted on this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/7750109/joyce-ijeoma-begins-72-hour-massaging

Joyce Ijeoma attempted to break the Guinness World Record for the longest massage done by an individual on different people.

She started on Saturday, July 1, 2023 and collapsed on Monday, July 3, 2023. A video circulating showed that by the 50th hour, at about 1:30 a.m., she slumped from exhaustion.

This all underscores the physical and mental rigour it takes to complete a Guinness World Record.

This Guinness World Record attempt mania began after Hilda Baci broke the world record for the longest cook-a-thon in May. She was declared a record-breaker and given her certificate in June.

Alastair Galpin currently holds the record for the longest full-body massage at 25 hours and 4 minutes. It was held in South Kalimantan, Indonesia, in November 2015.

Since Ijeoma went for 50 hours, it’s possible that she has broken the World Record albeit painstakingly.

Watch viral video here:
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q6kBpX_DZ2Q?feature=share

Source:
https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/nigerian-woman-collapses-during-guinness-world-record-attempt-for-longest-full-body/n2nd3ye

Lalasticlala mynd44 dominique

A short story.

Watch this beautiful highlights from this years Ojude Oba festival, June 2023. Hel din Ogun State, Nigeria


https://youtube.com/shorts/-YMZxH_a2xE?feature=share

daytona008:
Hi everyone,

I worked with this company for over 3 years. The company kept deducting pension and taxes every month without remitting. I have left the company for close to a year now and still no remittance.

Please is there any body I can report this to directly? Or I have to approach a court?

It’s annoying because mine ran into a million and this company is doing this to all the staff.

Please I need advice on how to approach the matter.

Call your PFA( Pension fund administrator), the people that your company should have been remitting to.eg. ARM, trustfund pensions, Premium pensions.etc. Get your pension ID and statement from them - they have all your information and should tell you the last time your company paid into your pension fund account.

Then call PENCOM and report, but you need details of the company and the PFA before you contact PENCOM.

The 3rd party information from the PFA will show the discrepancy between your company payslip which shows pension payment and your pension fund statement which shows no contribution collected for those months.

Nwanosike Onu, Awka

Many residents have sent Save-Our-Soul appeal to Anambra State Governor, Prof Chukwuma Soludo and President Bola Tinubu to come to their aid as landslide cuts off Onitsha-Owerri expressway.
The erosion, they said, was not only threatening many buildings but also lives of residents of Oba in Idemili South local government area of Anambra State.

According to them, only a lane was currently being plied on the busy highway further slowing traffic as the slide, said to be about 100 meters deep and 400 meters long had buried the concrete culvert earlier used to control gully erosion there.

No reconstruction had begun in the affected area which had been cordoned off. Major cracks were seen several metres along the road from the popular Oba junction.

A resident, Innocent Akwuegbu, told The Nation that those living around the area were at the risk of losing their lives if nothing was done urgently by both the state and federal governments. For, Chinyeaka Okpara from Abia State, their building and many others were at risk of being swallowed by the erosion soon.

Some property owners were yesterday seen inspecting the extent of damage with a view to deciding their next action.

Others, whose filling stations and houses were close to the site of the landslide said that with the rainy season getting to its peak, there were fears that the menace might claim more land in the area.

An Onitsha- based businessman, Chief Francis Nnaka, who said he had a recently built two-storey building close to the affected area called on the federal and state governments to intervene without further delay to save many buildings and land already acquired for development.
“Government cannot say that it did not know that gully erosion was developing on this spot for over one year.

“Last week, it was just about two feet to the road and If they had controlled it at that level, this massive slide would not have occurred. Now, hundreds of millions of naira will be spent to handle it.

“And if nothing is done immediately, both lanes of the expressway will be affected, which might lead to a complete closure of the Oba section of the road,” Nnaka lamented.

Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/erosion-cuts-off-onitsha-owerri-road/

Shame shame shame!

See the fallen grandmama breasts. Why leave ur wife to be sexing this. I even fit understand the other 2.

Ogilinsaka:
Is she hungrier than your sisters?
And who the fukc says she's Igbo? Eghu

You sound really pined cos from where to where.
PS- As for ur last question, go to instablog and watch the video. Her username is Chisom.

I thank you lord for keeping everything running smoothly.

JOemmy:
Which igbos is the one talking about? Less than 5% of the igbo nation even know who is davido and chioma.

All your tribesmen in nigeria, africa and the diaspora definitely know davido and chioma. They sing their praises everyday. I have never seen dt kind thing before.

His mob were angry at his choice of 'word'.

OldBeer:
Let her remain there o.
It's still better than her drinking dead body water or not inheriting anything because she be woman. At least, Adeleke family will do her well. I trust them.

LMAO

Karlifate:
A slut can easily destroy you because she has low sense of self-worth & that also means less capacity for shame, guilt or remorse.

She's already damaged.

So, she has no problem damaging your reputation.

Beware!

Hahhaaaa, she added that Davido always ensured Chiomas US Visas were denied.

TemplarLandry:

Well chioma has never been to the US. She might be right. I always wondered Why? I just thought it was a visa ban. First, she had her son in the UK and not in his fatherland. Also, Davido always tours the US, always on a jet to the US and Chioma never follows him there. She has only been on stage in the UK and on his carribean tour.

Maybe its because of all these his american girlfriends.

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She has also claimed Chioma is not his 1st wife.

Last night, during an Instagram live session, Anita alleged that Davido deliberately gets his wife, Chioma's visa denied.

Nigerian singer Davido’s alleged American pregnant side chic, Anita Brown, has made a new bold claim about him.

Anita has been in the news since she publicly announced that she is allegedly carrying the singer’s child. She also shared a series of purported chats and videos to support her claim that she indeed had an intimate affair with the married singer.

Last night, during an Instagram live session, Anita dropped a bombshell. She alleged that Davido deliberately gets his wife, Chioma’s visa denied.

Although she didn’t reveal the reason for this, she promised to help Chioma get a visa to the United States.

Proudly declaring herself as every man’s karma, Anita also vowed on twitter to get a work visa for all of the singer’s baby mamas until they get what they deserve.

Source: https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/davido-chiomas-visa-davidos-alleged-fifth-baby-mama-anita-brown-alleges/

His fans better stop dissing her. They are the ones fuelling this.

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Singer Davido’s alleged pregnant side chic has taken to her social media page, Twitter, to lambast the singer and his fans, as she declared that she’s ready to take legal steps against him.

She referred to him as an irresponsible father and a manipulative person, while vowing that she would help his struggling baby mamas get visas to move abroad in order for them to get justice.


"So many ppl wanna father my child. That man don’t ever gotta speak to me again! Bitch speak to my lawyers. All them baby mothers that ain’t getting support, not me, here i come HOE!

Better keep making hits, cause we need it! Hypocrite. I’ll get every baby mother a work visa, until they can get wtf they deserve ! My taxes say a half a million a year, SMD. I’m a different breed! Trust me.

IdgAf about no damn fans talking shit, I’m built for this , I been through REAL STUFF in life. Not no social media minions. Y’all think I’m that weak! Lmao! No BOO! Right game, WRONG ONE!

This is America hoe! Men think they can sex every female tell them all the same sob story and karma don’t spin the block! I’m every man’s KARMA & IDGAF.
It’s about 6 babymothers, UNPAID! And struggling! Speaking out like deadbeat! All cause they can’t really go to no real judge and have favor! SMD! Here I COME! I’ll have a lawyer by Tuesday! Period!

The minions DONT STOP SHIT. Only fans DONT STOP SHIT! Nothing can stop me babes! I’m not your average female! I don’t let NOBODY quiet me. And i built me! The same person that a man will like so much because i built me! All that defamation of character, I’m letting a lawyer handle. Every single thing that tried to destroy my character trust me I’m going to have my lawyer in the midst.

Clarks you sending people shit about me.? SENDING VIDEOS, CONTENT GET READY TO SPEAK TO MY LAWYER!

And yeah i cried. But those the last tears. I cried cause i know i can take it to the furthest extent and i really don’t want to go far. But NOW! Let’s GO HOE! Foreign men take advantage, cause if they was married to American woman they wouldn’t even be doing all that cheating Cause that’s grounds for divorce and half of everything u own! Stop taking advantage of women.

You don’t like me, i don’t like you either. You hate me, i hate you too. You want bad for me, i want bad for you. You moving weird, I’m moving weird too. Whatever u give, I’m giving back times 100. I can promise anybody that, especially you.

Nah that phrase y’all use. “Use me as your personal _____ button”. That shxt is fireee 🔥🔥🔥. Send me more of the lingo. I’m jacking all of it. “Use me as your personal go get a life button”
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣. Nah y’all got it. I never laughed this hard in my life


The same coochi y’all saw online Was getting eating just a few weeks ago. Ass too🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 Ask him how i taste 👅 💧It wasn’t no secret loves. Its very much open Very tonguing down, holding hands being courted. Oh well.



People use the internet to gain sympathy, But be outside having a blast, Sexing everything moving, Loving every woman, Lying to every woman. The only reason it wasn’t the right time to have my baby according to him was not because of a wife but the wrong time.

The other day was a warm up ! I got a ace in the whole. Don’t let me play my entire hand! Ask about me!
Posting only fans from years ago. That coochi didn’t look too bad. That your face was in it. When u kiss your Ppls. Ask them how i taste. Coochi and anus Oh damn 🥵 👅. I swear they diss you with the same mouth they kiss you Ass with 🤦🏾‍♀️


I can see why he love abortion. His wife had a few of them Before they finally got a son. Fucking evil ass people. From the time i known you You been having females calling about babies and abortion. DIRT BAG ! Could never!

You are the devil. You fucking damn near wanna sleep with your own girl cousin, if u haven’t already. Creepy ass weird shit. You can’t even control your penis with family members, let alone any baddie you lay eyes on. You are the devil, you should be ashamed of your behavior. GROSS

Wow. The same vagina that was on only fans years ago, u was just licking weeks ago @davido. I said wow 👅

Why do u blame the death of your child and use it as an excuse for all of your nasty behavior @davidoYour child passing warrants you to have sex with a bunch of different woman raw, but we have to respect what that your child passed away almost a year ago and that u have a newlywed ? @davido Would u have married if your child didn’t die ? @davido

You should be ashamed. Your dirty actually And placing blame on woman is even worse. Be a real man @davido. That’s why u got bad luck and bad shit keep happening with you @davido. YOU ARE THE DEVIL ! YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE


So sad. All u know how to do is beg females. Beg beg beg to try to get what u want, Pathetic excuse as a man @davido. u wasn’t capable of being a good father that’s why God took it from you ! CLOWN ! I don’t ever need to seek vengeance because what God has done to you and will do to you later, will show you. And that’s enough for me @davido

When u do wrong by people, Karma is REAL. God going to keep taking away things you love the most until you learn !
You reap what you sow in the worst ways.

Evil ass Nigerian man. Lmao. Devil worshipper. Acting like they are for God. Please ! @davido.

Same man that said chioma was manic right now 😭😭😭😭@davido. Talk about “empowering woman” lol. Her baby died months ago, And you call her manic to the girl you’re sleeping with ?!? But I’m suppose to feel sympathy ?
This is the person y’all look up to ? Lmao


It was never “my wife would feel this way, I can’t do this, I need to be a supportive husband. Its always my baby just died. You Gotta let it die down! ManipulatorDevil Evil !!!! Y’all are all going to HELL AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT! @davido

I DO NOT WANT THAT SPOT. I DO NOT WANT TO BE WIFE. I DO NOT WANT NO MAN BRINGING ME AIDS OR HIV & calling it MARRIAGE! @davido stay tuned for that next STD YOU CANT get rid of. I guess I see why they say until death do us part! NASTY LOYALTY

Evil ass Nigerians. Sacrificing babies and shit. I would never want parts in no demonic culture ! @davido WICKED. The higher you climb, The harder you fall @davido Did y’all really mourn y’all baby Or y’all just hopped back in bed to have another one to get over the foul shit y’all let happen @davido ??


Source: https://instablog9ja.com/2023/06/30/we-rise-by-lifting-others-ill-get-work-visas-for-your-struggling-babymamas-davidos-alleged-pregnant-american-girlfriend-tells-him/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Sufferhead marriage. He couldnt even call memtion the word 'wife' for the birthday message. No wedding pictures on his page. Doesnt mention marriage anywhere in his posts. Coded things. Im sure he did all that so his sidechics abroad wont know.
This one na real endurance.

Desusi:
The kind of hatred between Igbos and Yorubas cannot be described. In fact l find it difficult to express it.The one funny thing with these two tribes is that they are so mingled in intermarriage, religion, politics, socially and in almost everything. Its as if they cannot do without each other.l personally will feel more at home with IBO than Fulani in the core north.what's the basis of hate speech and horrific hatred? A kingdom divided against itself cannot stand. From middle belt to core north, they are so united. What is the issue with southern Nigeria? Could it be immaturity or enemies at work?

Omo igbo. Keep deceiving urselves.

gidgiddy:
You mean the same hate that Fulani herdsmen killing people in all 6 geopolitical zones of Nigeria, never brought on Fulani, that made you Nigerians elect and re-elect a Fulani man like Buhari as President?

What is wrong with electing a fulani man? Isnt he a Nigerian like everyone else?
This post smells of bigotry and hate.

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A video has been going viral on twitter which shows a Biafran soldier who referred to himself as General Innocent Orji, Commander in chief of the Armed forces of the state of Biafra threatening President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Governor Sanwo-Olu of Lagos State.

The video was posted on the Biafran National Television and Radio youtube page. Video starts at the 1:30min mark.

Source:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VluzRqbE-S0

The transcript of the video is as follows:

Greetings to Biafrans all over the world this day, Tuesday 20th of June 2023 .

It is 30 years since the annulment of the election that could have made Mosshood Abiola the president of Nigeria, which also caused the planned riot leading to the destruction of properties and livelihood of the igbo biafrans living in Lagos State and other part of Yoruba land in 1993.

The recent demolition of Alaba International Market and most of igbo biafrans living in Lagos State.
I repeat myself again. The recent destruction of Alaba international market and most of the Igbo Biafrans residing in Lagos State governed by Sanwo Olu is a very big reminder that Igbo Biafrans are not still safe in that part of the country.

I, General innocence Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the state of Biafra want to state expressively that the life of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and Igbo Biafrans should not be arbitrarily tampered upon by the administration of President Bola Tinubu AKA Jagaban.
Mazi Nnamdi Kanu must be immediately released as ordered by the court of competent jurisdiction. He must be released.

The distance of Igbo Biafrans from their place of origin should not be a detriment for the enforcement of their basic human rights, freedom of expression and association as constituted by the international law. The Biafran army is mandated to protect the lives of different Army is mandated to protect the lives and properties of Igbos whenever or wherever they are threatened. This is a promise and not a threat.

God bless Biafra! Long live state of Biafra! Long live Biafra National Guard! Long live Biafra professional government! Long live Biafra National Guard!

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

TemplarLandry:
She should stop showing too much skin.
She's so scared that Sabi girl will take her spot.

She has been showing skin since sabi girl was in primary school. She is our sabi girls inspiration.

The Afrobeats songstress was present at the Dior show on Friday in Paris at the historic courtyards of the Ecole Militaire. She walked the red carpet with Dior designer, Kim Jones, and shared pictures and videos of herself at the show which showed she was sitting front row.

The Dior show has been the talk of the fashion world as it had models appear from the floor. The Dior designer explained that he wanted it to appear as a mechanical garden.


Afrobeats to the world!



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct1-tnNsukv/

Tinubu is just smiling in that 2nd picture as the guy is whining him, in his mind he's like 'una go see shege, if u like riot in benin republic till next year and kiss my ass for the next two, subsidy is gone'.

Yes its true. This was all over twitter the week after subsidy removal. I think only GTBank increased staff salaries out of all the banks.

You can go on twitter and search GTBank staff salary increase, u'll see all the discussions on it.