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Education / Re: 5 Things You Should Know Before You Graduate by learnedman(m): 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2016
No. 7. know that there is seriouus and scandalous unemployment in Nigeria,and so if u did not read a professional course or course that can make u self reliant,start now to think of what u can do to be on your own when u graduate or else be prepared to buy an iron sole for your shoes as match the streets looking for job

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Investment / Re: Prediction And Analysis On The Future Of MMM - Cramjones by learnedman(m): 8:32pm On Dec 16, 2016
16/12/2016 8:40:35 AM: Sanchos Glo: Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to MMM...

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In Kuje Prison.. See Photos by learnedman(m): 5:18pm On Dec 16, 2016
Nwa chineeekeee!!! udo diri gi
Politics / Re: "Land Is Free For All Genuine Investors In Imo" -gov. Okorocha Declares. by learnedman(m): 11:51am On Dec 10, 2016
Rochas the guy man governor,most likely the supermarket is yours,though not a bad thing though,but its not proper to smartly name monuments after yourself e.g HERO's square means His Excellency Rochas Okorocha's Square.
Celebrities / Re: Iheoma Nnadi Get Gold Iphone From Emenike by learnedman(m): 8:07pm On Dec 04, 2016
grin DMiss iheoma Nnadi make sure u dont come near Seun,Egbegbe or else your phone don grow wings be dat ooo ; grin DMiss iheoma Nnadi make sure u dont come near Seun,Egbegbe or else your phone don grow wings be dat ooo ;
Politics / Re: Release El-Zakzaky, Fayose Tells FG by learnedman(m): 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2016
Buhari!! chineke kpo kwa gi oku
Business / Re: Naira Crashes To N484 Against Dollar As More Bdcs Go Underground by learnedman(m): 2:51am On Dec 03, 2016
angryBuhari, chineke kpokwagi oku nwoke ekwensu! tufiakwa gi
Buhari, chineke kpokwagi oku nwoke ekwensu! tufiakwa gi
Phones / Re: Why NCC Asked Big Operators To Raise Data Tariffs by learnedman(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2016
to hell with your cock and bull story NCC. business is all about competition,if u cant compete,u then pack up
Politics / Re: "Evidence Emerges Of Mass Burials After Arbaeen Massacre Of Shia In Kano"- IHRC by learnedman(m): 3:19pm On Nov 25, 2016
Genocidal and criminally minded Nigerian Army,powerless and cowardly towards boko haram from whom they flee abandoning their weapons,but when it comes to innocent civilians,they turn tiger and open fire on unarmed civilians,the international community should ban the sale of all arms including bullets to the Nigerian Army

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Crime / Re: Baby Abandoned In Carton In Akwa Ibom Near A Refuse Dump! Cries to Death by learnedman(m): 11:06pm On Nov 20, 2016
We are fast retrogressing as a nation,is it poverty,recession or outright callousness that has removed our humanity.how can bystanders watch an abandoned cry to death,while others were foolish enough to snap the picture,which fear of police are we talking about,we are sliding backwards at a rapid rate....mtcheewww
Phones / Re: See How A Facebook User Was Scammed And Given Paper At Computer Village, Ikeja by learnedman(m): 7:54am On Nov 05, 2016
oyibo man i go chop your dollar,i go carry ur money disappear...419 is not a crime oo,u be the mugu,i am the player,the refinery na my sister get am... LOL just singing song frm osuofia
;Doyibo man i go chop your dollar,i go carry ur money disappear...419 is not a crime oo,u be the mugu,i am the player,the refinery na my sister get am... LOL just singing song frm osuofia
Religion / Re: Anita Oyakhilome Remarries - Dawn-To-Dusk News by learnedman(m): 10:39am On Oct 16, 2016
This one no be pastor oo.i guess she has been seeing the schafer man for long even before separation from her husband.marriage is about unending tolerance and unending forgiveness and except she learns it,she will still have probs wit the 2nd husband

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Youths Drag Body Of Shiite Member Through Refuse (Photos) by learnedman(m): 11:55am On Oct 13, 2016
The Nigerian state is gradually spearheading and instigating mass murder and genocide against a section of its citizens because of religious differences.first it was the Nigerian army against shiites,now ordinary misguided fellow citizens are now targeting them because of religious differences whereas religious freedom is a guaranteed right under the Nigerian Constitution.Another boko haram is been cultivated and will soon germinate

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Health / Re: Dead Body In Yobe Transported With Wheelbarrow From Hospital To Deceased Home by learnedman(m): 8:16am On Oct 12, 2016
Human insensitivity and wickedness,some people die horrible deaths and u wonder why,its callous acts like this that are the root causes.when u show indifference to the dead and their loved ones
Politics / Re: Soldiers Surround Shi’a Gathering In Kaduna by learnedman(m): 1:56am On Oct 12, 2016
drss:
those of u who tink nigerian army is not a sunni islamic group, here is ur prove. even d nigerian army "coat of arm" is a sunni islamic symbol.
Politics / Re: NBA Declares State Of Emergency, Demands Immediate Release Of Judges by learnedman(m): 2:04am On Oct 09, 2016
There is rampant corruption in Nigerian judiciary,its only when u are a victim that you will appreciate its excruciating pain,as a lawyer i know the pains that litigants go through with corrupt judges and other members of the bench.however it is best to fight corruption through legal and constitutional means as arbritrariness breeds impunity and lawlessness.

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Education / Re: 200L UNIJOS Student, Ejike Dies (photo) by learnedman(m): 11:00am On Sep 23, 2016
some ignorant fellows just surface here to exhibit ther crass ignorance and insensitivity.the death of another should always attract sympathy and pity.and should not be trivialized with reckless gutter comments.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Collapses At 9/11 Ceremony, Rushed Out In Ambulance by learnedman(m): 12:59am On Sep 13, 2016
The Democratic party establishment may end up regreting their biggest blunder in rigging out Bernie Sanders.
Education / Re: ASUU To Begin Strike 2nd Of October by learnedman(m): 1:29pm On Sep 10, 2016
hahahaha strike during this recession when many states are oweing workers salary.well ASUU will call themselves back when then call the strike
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Katsina To Celebrate Sallah In His Hometown(photos) by learnedman(m): 7:30am On Sep 10, 2016
why cant he celebrate it aso rock?is there no mosque there
Politics / Re: EFCC Driver And Policeman Burgle Badeh's Sealed Mansion by learnedman(m): 7:26am On Sep 10, 2016
hmmm na wa ohh.our security agencies populated by criminals

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