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PoliticsRe: Gani Adams: Yoruba Colluding With Fulani To Attack South-West by leesi11(m): 8:34pm On Jan 26, 2021
Ezeama400:
I thought Yourubas love each other ?
sad sad
No be only love grin
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho And The Threat Of War By Femi Fani-kayode by leesi11(m): 10:09am On Jan 25, 2021
MikePhilly:
Nobody will be safe, for the west to be infiltrated , the south and east first must have been compromised
You fool yourself
They deal with the most tolerable ones before cracking the harder shell

Rethink.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Calls For LGBTQ Protections In Day 1 Executive Order by leesi11(m): 10:14pm On Jan 22, 2021
Sammy07:
People have the right to make their own choices.

Why can't you question the Catholics popes that refuses to have wife nor sex.
How does it feels?

Just respect people choices simple.
One gay man spotted
PoliticsRe: You Are A Thief - DJ Switch Slams Lagos State Government by leesi11(m): 12:06am On Jan 20, 2021
ObiOfOnistha:
Like Kanu Nnamdi and ojukwu like dj snitch. It runs from generation to generation
You shall be mocked
TravelRe: My Trip From Lagos To Ethiopia, Kenya And Mauritius Island by leesi11(m): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2021
Pochettino:
How did you leave Lagos by 12:50am & get to Ethiopia by 1:09am? shocked shocked huh sad

Are you sure that's Ethiopia? Check well, you might be at River Ethiope in Delta State.
grin
Human rice enhhh
SportsRe: Eve Vorley: West Ham Appoint An Ex-Porn Star To Their Board by leesi11(m): 1:38am On Jan 13, 2021
Someone7:
Nice morale booster. She'll be passed around the dressing room.
The players go Google her tire
PetsRe: The Little Chick I Found That Doesn't Want To Go Away by leesi11(m): 12:46pm On Jan 11, 2021
slimcassi:
Haba, e never too early to dey reason reach dis side. cheesy cheesy cheesy
The future belongs to those who can see the future.
LiteratureRe: What We Entertained Ourselves With Before Cable TV by leesi11(m): 12:11am On Jan 11, 2021
[quote author=naptu2 post=97692393][/quote]My brother... You chop life
FamilyRe: Nigeria Ranks 2nd Highest In Paternity Fraud In The World by leesi11(m): 11:54pm On Jan 10, 2021
BeLookingIDIOT:
This one actually thinks he's spitting fire grin
I be akwa cross guy,but @Nkwobi042 bury you
grin
FamilyRe: Adam Nuru Paternity Scandal: FCMB To Probe MD As Many Demand His Sack by leesi11(m): 5:19pm On Jan 02, 2021
PopSmoke:
I still don't know how that simp thought those kids were his'

the signs were there but he neglected it

when we say painful death to simps, it's not a curse but a FACT

see the man ......... see the girl in pics

they resemble die
The said guy must have been blinded by love,commmooonnn look at the pics na blacky like you born these half cast kids
RomanceRe: Man Dies During Sex Romp With Married Woman In Cross River by leesi11(m): 10:17pm On Dec 29, 2020
You're all shouting active service up and down,
Nobody noticed the said lady walked straight to her wedding after the guy died in the hotel!!!
Terrible!
Christianity EtcRe: 2 Siblings Accused Of Witchcraft By Their Mum, Attacked By Neighbors In AkwaIbom by leesi11(m): 12:08pm On Dec 17, 2020
SportsRe: Giannis Antetokounmpo Signs $228 Million Deal - The Richest In NBA History by leesi11(m): 12:40pm On Dec 16, 2020
Skepticus:
Nigerian-born Greek.

Giannis Adesina Ugochukwu Adetokunbo.

His dad and mum are the heroes for taking that big risk of emigrating from this hell hole and suffering as undocumented immigrants to better the life of their kids.

Same for Victor Oladipo

Or else, they most likely would be Yahoo boys chased around by SARS or on Nairaland complaining about Nigeria's economy.
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tanko Al-makura Visits Bola Tinubu (Photo) by leesi11(m): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2020
candidtalk:
Choi Jagaban. Slow down na. You are causing heart attack rate to rise rapidly in a certain region of Nigeria where they wake their parents with slaps and kicks. Lol.
So says The ones that behead their father for money rituals.
FamilyRe: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by leesi11(m): 12:21pm On Dec 10, 2020
72Morale:
I pray everyday not to meet a creature like you till I leave this earth.

If you are a man reading this.

May almighty God guide and protect you from marrying an inpatient woman who will be wayward and unfaithful enough to sleep around, getting pregnant for various men and deceiving you by making you raise a child that isn't yours unknowingly.

May you never marry a woman who will be busy thinking about sex and diiick while you are busy suffering hard on how to take care of her and make her and your kids happy.
Amen
Amen and...
Amen!!!!
TravelRe: The Isolated Marquesas Islands In The South Pacific (Pictures) by leesi11(m): 4:50pm On Dec 05, 2020
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-9005013/Stunning-photographs-Jimmy-Nelson-isolated-tribe-Marquesas-Islands-Pacific.html
What kindda isolated tribe is this one...
I was expecting to see smiggle looking kindda people with gworo teeth.

Instead Mr photographer snapped trimmed men like they have standard GYM in their village.
And the babes be looking like telemondo accredited Shit!
PoliticsRe: Biden Appoints Adewale Wally Adeyemo As US Deputy Treasury Secretary by leesi11(m): 11:05am On Dec 01, 2020
Yenefer:
Yoruba the most intelligent people in Nigeria
the ones that helped Pfizer get a covid 85% cure.
What are those ones?
RomanceRe: Marrying An Older Lady? by leesi11(m): 1:14am On Nov 30, 2020
sKeetz:
I'm dating an older woman. The difference in our ages is just 2 years. She is everything a man can ever dream of.

She's very supportive. Doesn't bother me and let's me do my thing. She doesn't boss me or anything of sorts. She's also very independent, but the only thing that stresses me out is our age difference and it's quite obvious cause i even look quite younger than my age and she's quite matured both physically and mentally.

Are there any cons to marrying a lady that is older? Guys who are married to older ladies, are there any traits i should look out for ?

Ps: we've been dating for 4 years now, so its not like i just met her. So i know everything about her and she knows everything about me.
4 years, and it's now it's bothering you.
My guy wan jakpaa...
PoliticsRe: DJ Switch Blasts Lai Mohammed by leesi11(m): 8:04am On Nov 25, 2020
Juliusmalema:
I think it is high time this girl or woman, shut the hell up

Are you the only ENDSARS activist in Nigeria.


I was really disappointed when she tagged Ken Saro Wiwa an activist.

Ken Saro Wiwa is not an activist, he fought for his pocket and when those sponsoring feels that he has collected enough, they executed him and close his chapter many years ago.

If Ken Saro Wiwa is an activist then buhari is also an activist afterall he protested against Jonathan concerning insecurity, fuel subsidy in 2014.
Oga close your gutter of a mouth. It's too early to sound foolish.
SportsRe: NBA Drafts 8 Nigerian Players For The First Time In History by leesi11(m): 8:38pm On Nov 19, 2020
ogbuefi677:
Awon 5% defeating 97% since 1914.
Bad day for cat scratch faced oil soupers grin
Just as they were trying to digest the news of 5% defeating 97% in NECO,another sad news is here for them.
Chaiiii
Nairalanders...
Na WA for Una mouth ooo
TravelRe: Police Helicopter Mistakenly Lands In Oluku, Benin City by leesi11(m): 5:28pm On Oct 21, 2020
cynthia9:
A police helicopter mistakenly land in Benin city, oluku to be precise

And endsars protesters vowed to seize it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5oFQLqNnqs
Benin Air Force Vs Nigerian Air Force
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: My Wife Is Protesting, I Earn N64,000, Bought My Uniform - Policeman by leesi11(m): 10:24pm On Oct 16, 2020
Amotolongbo:
What if there is twins or triplets in the births?

This Nigeria isn’t safe for the citizens again. Hence the need for multiple birth cos of our low chance of survival.
Anything (like SARS) can kill any of them before adulthood reducing the children to 3 or even nill before the parents die cry cry cry
Don't mind that block head
PoliticsRe: Law To Legalise Cultivation Of Marijuana In Nigeria Underway by leesi11(m): 2:12pm On Oct 12, 2020
bioemmy:
Let me go and get land then. grin grin

They just want to open the oil well of farming for the masses.
You don high... grin
Graphics/Video MarketRe: Red cinema camera for rent in Lagos by leesi11(m): 6:55pm On Oct 11, 2020
Kjnwancaro:
Experienced Director of photography with a 6k sensor red epic dragon to shoot music videos/ movies. I own my camera so working with me would be very flexible.

I also rent out my camera.

Check my IG @kjevp for more details
Why's there no means to contact you
CelebritiesRe: Lady Who Says She Is Pregnant For Laycon Asks For Forgiveness (Video) by leesi11(m): 8:53am On Oct 04, 2020
southniyikaye:
I don't even take all the hoelosho serious anymore.
Even the assume rape victim should be thoroughly investigated

Dem for use the cutlass cut her mouth atleast so she will stop spewing rubbish

Abeg buy my laptop o, they will start asking for children school fees next week, make dem no pursue my children o.
Buy laptop, buy laptop

Like new Hp zbook 15 laptop for sale.
Free anti theft laptop bag
1 terrabite
16gig
4gig invidia shared memory
2.9ghz processor
Fingerprint
Webcam

https://www.nairaland.com/6155990/like-new-hp-zbook-15
How much is it.
AgricultureRe: Mini Machine For Yogurt Processing (300-1000liters/day) by leesi11(m): 11:29pm On Aug 28, 2020
TMDairy:
Start a Yogurt Making Business.
Our unique machine does the processing and packaging in an attractive manner.
The machines are made from quality stainless steel with latest technology, Very efficient in utilizing resources.
Drop a comment or phone number for an interest.
Please send me a mail on the quotation
Cjosebeat.cm@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse by leesi11(m): 2:30pm On Aug 04, 2020
Ejima1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t24NQxyf8jg
The “mummy calm down “ video is a clear case of child abuse and not discipline — Pres. Buhari’s aide



https://mobile.twitter.com/Laurestar/status/1290192758624227328
When relating the UK to Nigeria abuse situation, please remember UK has constant power supply, legalized marijuana use for recreation, railway is superb over there, citizens get government tokens for financial support, developmental strides are top notch I can go on and on.

So when comparing and suggesting needs for reforms and laws on Child Abuse, please don't forget the aforementioned.

Cuz the lack of those are what causes madness and it results in so much frustration that if a child mess in the presence of their parent it's counted as a major offence and can be caned for that.
It's a vicious circle

So madam onochie advice the government first on the needful and AL others will be automatically taken care of.
Music/RadioRe: 5 Proven Formulas To Making A Hit Song by leesi11(m): 1:46pm On Jul 30, 2020
mantosa:
Getting noticed is hard work and as a music artist you now have your competition cut for you on a global scale because everyone consumes music on that level. So the choice to stream your banging fresh music will be weighed alongside streaming Adekunle Gold’s new EP, for example.

Scary, right? We have help.

If you’re a music artist trying to make a name for yourself, this is for you. Here are 5 vital ingredients every Nigerian hit song should have to stand a chance at making it into the mainstream.

1. A SLANG OR A CATCH PHRASE

To warm your way into the average Nigerian’s playlist takes more than vocal dexterity; you need to be a linguist of some sort. Because to acquire the ever-elusive hit song status, you need to give Nigerians something to talk about.

Literally.

Something easy, fun to say, catchy and most preferably ridiculous will do. Slangs like “Something light”, “Pepper them” “Banana fall on you”, “Isakaba Iselebete Isokolotobo” “Robo SkeskeRobo Skeske”, has been known to transform otherwise ordinary-sounding songs into mega hits!

So be it an already existing street slang or its home-made equivalent, always give people something to keep in their mouths. If you do it right, forgetting you or your song will be a very, very difficult task.

2. GET YOUR TEMPO RIGHT

The first thing you’ll notice about almost every Nigerian hit song is that they all play at the same tempo! Strange? Not at all.

It’s actually a proven formula that you should seriously consider, if you’re planning to make an impression of some sort in the Nigerian music scene. It’s safer to keep the tempo of your song above 160 BPM, however trends are changing and hit song tempos are beginning to swing between 115 BPM and 120 BPM. Want some advice? Pay attention to trends and join the bandwagon. This is not the time for you to stand out or try to be different.

3. BECOME A DANCE EXPERT

If you must give people what to dance to, the least you can do is teach them how to dance. From the early 2000s, Nigerian music stars have stolen new fans through exciting dance moves; from Galala to Shoki to Yahuze to Alanta to Azonto, Shoki, Shakiti bobo, Shaku Shaku and finally to the latest of trends, the athletic-driven Zanku. This is how it has been and the trend isn’t going anywhere soon. Making a hit song goes well beyond the song itself, it goes as far as everything the song represents, including how it is enjoyed. Things as little as this keep songs memorable, socially relevant and unforgettable.

4. HOOK UP WITH THE BIG GUYS

You might have heard it before but if you haven’t, then hear it now “Success is contagious!”, if you want to swim to the top then you must learn to do a few breast strokes with Phelps! Leveraging on the influence and popularity of the big names in the industry works like magic. From hooking up with the big producers to hooking up to the big artists for track collaborations, down to getting the big names to direct and shoot your video, is a sure way of getting noticed in record time.

5. SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS

No matter how magical, artistic or groundbreaking you think your song is, you need to really put in work into getting your audience to listen. With the rise in activity in the industry and the ceaseless flow of artistes, singles and albums; making it into the average Nigerian’s playlist today takes a stroke of genius. You must set aside an intelligent marketing strategy and an accompanying befitting budget to follow it up, from budget to cover airplay to budget to cover online marketing, digital distribution, media features and lots more. You must be determined to shove your very good or very bad work of art down the throat of your audience, till they have no other choice than to surrender in love and awe at your craft.

That’s it, five proven formulas to use as a music artiste to make your body of work stick.

source: https://tushmagazine.com.ng/5-proven-formulas-to-making-a-hit-song/
RUBBISH!!!
you didn't put weed as no1
CareerRe: Victor Agunbiade: US Navy Honours Nigerian Officer For Accountability by leesi11(m): 6:13pm On Jul 25, 2020
Getintouch2004:
https://www.today.ng/news/world/navy-honours-nigerian-officer-accountability-308917/amp?__twitter_impression=true
I liken this case to one where you give a thief your money to keep, trust me there will be accountability most especially when you're abroad and in public service like the US marines.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Police Receives New Helicopter For Surveillance (Photos) by leesi11(m): 9:14pm On Jul 24, 2020
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1359205/anambra-police-command-receives-new-surveillance-helicopter-photos/
the world is shifting to drone surveillance, cheaper, safer and better to manage.

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