₦airaland Forum

She looks pretty but kinda looks more of makeup to me.... Remember tola that year so, u fit hide cup inside her dimple

Me no just trust our justice system sha.... Nurudeen na God de ur back.

KvngDavidIV:
Good evening.
How where you making money so fast that at age 25 you built your first house...
You all stop doing shady things and putting the results on socials!!!

Boss shady u said?
Brief family background


Dad deputy director with dss.
Mom grade lvl 13 civil servant.
1st born an engineer with julius berger.
2nd born she's a senior med. doc. in france.
3rd child a major in the nigeria army
4th child which happens to be me, i deal on importation of exotic wine (that's where i got my money 4rm).
And then the last of the family who's currently in his final year, police academy wudil kano state.
I'm sorry if ya all think i was trying to brag

Wifey be discouraging me not to sink-in #50k for man utd 3odds, so i decided to do 30k.
#UtdWeMove

Buhari don talk dis same thing now nd we sabi where we endup

LastProphet:
Is it common to acquire your house at 25 if you're not given the money by your parents or you doing something shady? Is it common in Nigeria? Do we know what you did? So we should just take it because you claimed so?

My prophet hwfr now? Hope the ministry is moving?

Laughingkk:
You fail to tell the world what you did to make your money,and you are saying we should learn to celebrate success both legal and illegal SUCCESS abi?
Don't fall to also tell the world to celebrate TINUBU for his success oo
Hypocrites and ritualist everywhere forming legit

Alright heard u man, just try to lookup a particular thread i created like that, i indicated what i do for a living there. I am sorry if u felt offended by my comment.
Stay blessed bruv

Majesty7:
Even buying of property at 15 is a great achievement BUT is the source legit? If not, it is not worth celebrating. We just wish the owner what he did to acquire such property befalls him in ten folds. Not a curse.
There is nothing wrong in celebration but let's celebrate honest living. Thank you

Aiit noted sir

IyaebeTheGreat:
Be feigning ignorance, be doing as if you don't know what married people do at night

I knw most times at night my wife do wakeup to pray or breast feed the baby

IyaebeTheGreat:
No vex , how are you doing and how was your night. Anyways married people like you Dy enjoy una night we'll

I slept well thank u.
No vex u fit explain that part wey u say married people the enjoy at night? Local man don confuse oo

IyaebeTheGreat:
You were and still in legit business, speak for yourself and leave these yahoo boys disguising as musicians or comedians out of your defense mechanism. I know what I'm saying

Aiit, but u neva answer my greeting now

IyaebeTheGreat:
All these boys doing other shady things and disguising as musicians or comedians ehn, their secrets will be exposed soon. Who even know this one and he's already buying house

Ma'am no one needs to knw u b4 u can acquire a property. At 25 i got ma 1st house nd got married daht same year (3years ago). Learn to celebrate people or wish dem well make ur own for no pass you.
Good morning

cactusJack:
I used to make my friends do immoral perv shit and make them describe it to me afterwards.
I was 9 I once told my friend to look at his mom take a bath threatening to stop playing with him if he didn't do it the idiot did it lol

I used to finger another one of my friends (Raimot)whenever she came to watch TV in our one room I was 11 years old

I fingered another friend of mine Esther,i was really really young cant remember the exact year we did she had sickel cell
I was a sick child

And u go wan make heaven like dis?

Oyo001:
You can also reach out to me with this number sir 09110108840

I go call u tomorrow sir

Nia69:
Clown.

Anything wey go mak me see that man, e go pay oo

New007:
wow. Too bad. But please one person shouldn't block many more.

Dad had to pay 6.5mill out of court settlement to a certain family like that just bcoz i tried getting their son a job. my brother the torri long

observanc1:
Senior Takpe. The most horrible, very very sadistic wicked soul that has ever existed. May the soul of that horrible thing, dead or alive, forever burn in hell.

Yeeeh, daht was harsh now brother... e be like daht person flog u wellah oo

UYEMDO35:
Hello! Good afternoon, sir.
I sent u a content on ur profile don't know whether u have seen it... Actually I have something I want to discuss with you.
Maybe you can DM me Via-Whatsap ..... 09136804411

Yes have seen it sir, but the thing is i can't access my mail.
Seen ur phone No. Would giv u a call tomorrow sir.

vastolord4:
Lol.. happend in 95 or 96, came back from work and headed straight to the bathroom leaving his belt on his bed. Heard fad was back and went to his room to welcome him only to see the gun and a wild grind appeared on my face.. sledgehammer straight.. trust me, the story isn't complete.. I was beaten like I used the gun for robbery

Hahahaha

Jakumo:
I smoked some of the most powerful weed known to man before sitting for an English Language exam in which I amazingly earned an A grade.

Chisos!! as a kid?

vastolord4:
Took my pops service handgun and was performing sledgehammer stunt.. and it was loaded but on safety.. didn't know how dangerous it was till I actually reminisced about this in my secondary school days

Woow, but y ur dad come drop gun for una reach now?

Zonefree:
I was 12 when I started pressing our neighbor's daughters bress under the staircase. That one follow for offence?

Lol dis wan na criminal offence we the call am.


I hail oo

Stole my dad's $100 bill as a kid while growing up and gave it to wan yeye uncle like that in the neighbour-hood.
Uncle asked me to steal frm my parent in other for me to prove that i have now joined the league of bigboys in the neighbour-hood. Mind you, i only did that as a naive kid.

Dad returned frm work nd noticed that his money ain't complete, he couldn't suspect me because i was looking too small nd innocent to hav done that.
My parents started suspecting my elder siblings (male nd female). Til date no one knows i was responsible for that.
Lol i knw say i don cast myself coz my wife is on nairaland, make she no go tell her father in-law.

Uncle musa i hope say u never change that money sha?
So let's hear from u guys

Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Dominique front page plss

zoer:
Yes sir

It's been years hav not being 2 makurdi, north bank use to be the most fearful area in makurdi back den, dunno abt now though.

Oyo001:
Boss good day. Please sir, can I send you a mail? I have something to discuss with you.

How we wan do am now? my mail no the work 4 now oo.

zoer:
Na Airforce Base i grow up.

Owkay, but u sabi those area wey i mention now?

Mogajunior:
Your story is a funny one. Well if your dad can link someone with NIA job, then you will be well-placed yourself. 2019 I applied for NIA, wrote the exam and did physical screening but all to no avail.

Hav never liked govt jobs.... You would actually need an oga at the very very top b4 u would have daht kinda job (DSS, NIA ETC).

CartelKenneth:
I killed the senior that bullied me one time when he sent me to get water for him, and I poured cyanide oxide (that I got from the chemistry lab)into the water

Jokes right?

purples25:
Thanks, you are a nice, understanding and genuine person.

Zipporah is that you?

New007:
Baba link still dey so?

I stopped helping people get a job after one ugly experience that.

zoer:
In Airforce secondary school MAKURDI Dem no born any military man or senior to touch me or my sister...The name G-funk was so popular in 2001-2002 that even the commandant do consult me about some student. And I was one short black guy that plays basket ball to the core...
My squad then
-Late Achibong Okon
-Jasper
-Suicide
-Spy j.
We are all born again now filled with the annointing from the most high God.

E sure me die say na north bank or wadata boy u be.

Germi9:
Smart i need job oh,abeg tell your Dad in my behalf

Lol, na so dem the do am?