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Amunethseranu:
No 4 anytime
People say number 3 because they are Ignorant of no 3 or lacks conscience of their dull customs. Brother sleeping with sister is no 3, father sleeping with daughter is no 3, best friend sleeping with friend's husband is no 3, after same people will accuse me if being the serpent .

Hanty we only aired out our opinion relating 2 no. 3, which one is being ignorant again? u hav not heard where parents, siblings or relatives engage dem selves in sexual act under the influence abi? be forming waht we dnt knw (de play).

No. 3 for me bfor u knw it u guys are stil going to be under the bedsheet doing waht u're not supposed to do repeatedly... Kai, temptation na u do dis one oo

ledaman:
Mine was year 1999 October precisely. I and my g/friend went to this classic bar in Kaduna Barnawa we ordered for drinks and fish I just saw the bill on the table for each drink and fresh fish the least was 20k. And I was with 10k I just pick my phone and shouted Gobara meaning fire in Hausa language. my girl said how comes I told her fire in my Crip that I have to move. Thank God they have not brought our delicacies before I vermose.

1999 and u picked up ur phone? continue

KvngDavidIV:
There’s no way you can tell me you started importing wine @ 23 or you didn’t go through formal education
I’m not saying you can’t acquire a house based on your family background but there’s something fishy going down and you know it!!!!

Nothing fishy bruv, graduated frm de university at 21. while serving (nysc) my uncle introduced me into the wine business, ma parent gave me 8mil as startup funds.
Dem no born u well make u do illegitimate business 4 my house.

XtraFortunes:
I eat beans the previous day and the effects came up during the date. I tried but failed to hold a fart. The smelly fart escaped from my anus with force and brought the date to a grinding halt as everyone scampered for safety
jk

Ahhh broda linus careful oo, no go wound ur self oo

Chelsea make una carry my 20k the play, yeye club like una see as tottenham the deliver na only una remain.

Bintdawood:
Choi
Mine was during my IT at a restaurant, there was this woman that does dish washing, this woman will always call me to help her and innocent me will join her, atimes she will beg me to wash all.... One day, this woman asked me to wash plates while i was having stomach ache, i was going to say no but then i decided to wash. While washing, i puked this woman begin para for me like sey tomorrow no dey, and that i must finish that work and i did.
Some days later, the boss asked her to wash plates and stack them inside box, twas for a grand event.. I just went and break 3 eggs and mixed it with sand and garnished the washed plates with it she don almost collect red card seff since then, this woman stopped calling me to help her out... I go just dey pastry my thing

U self belle the pain u, wetin come carry u agree to wash the plate self? abi u being wan form gud girl?

illicit:
I remove all my clothes before I use d toilet

Bros e be like say me nd u na twin oo but my own be say anytime wey i use toilet i must take my bath

IyaebeTheGreat:
Amen , you must miss madam na lol

No be daht kind missing wey u de think oo (bad shild)

ExAngel007:
How many of these fruits have you eaten?
You haven't eaten all.
I dare you!

You see that sugar cane nd soursop no carry am come near me

IyaebeTheGreat:
Eiya hope you had a nice trip. God bless your hustles

Yes i did ma'am, apart 4rm our uniform people wey them wan harass any young man wey them see inside em ride. Would be heading back to ph tomorrow. E be like i don too miss madam.
Talking abt hustle God bless ur hustle to ma'am, happy weekend oo

IyaebeTheGreat:
Where you go sleep?

Business trip

IyaebeTheGreat:
I'm 60+ so you already know what that means. Good morning, I don't need to ask how was your night

60+? i don turn pikin for ur eyes abi? Wen ur profile says u should be in ur late 30s.
My night was good though i no sleep 4 house (winks)

IyaebeTheGreat:
To procreate or don't you want some mini you jumping on your shoulders? Marriage brings satisfaction to our existence

Ma'am are u married?
Morning

VinnyBaba:
OP, who told you that? Our Naija Ladies love it. Only that most know that they have Unhygienic/Corrosive Towtow that Will Peel your Tongue, If u try it.

Haha heaven is not the goal for u oo

Enemyofpeace:
Guys please stop doing this, ladies don't like it. Ladies in the house, how's the volume? I hope it is loud enough?

Your moniker don already tel us who u be self 'enemyofpeace' u better speak for ur self only oo.

Zonefree:
None has ever touched you is the reason you turned to a nuisance here. They did the society bad by over pampering you and we have to suffer the consequences.

Hwfr? No vex oo u don ever ask this woman out wey she no gree u? This one wey una the always the at each others neck like dis. Mak una take am easy oo

IyaebeTheGreat:
You subtly use codes except she's not just the jealous type

Nope she's not, she's just like u except u want to tel me daht u're the jealous type.

IyaebeTheGreat:
That's a lie else she would have summon you

Don't think have done anything suspicious 4 her to summon me

OvertheTop:
You are funny....
is it by the rank or by the money that enters your personal pocket for Survival

Oga mi, those guys the pay well, if u see oga kunle na serious baller him be.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Oya begin come but make sure you inform your wife ooo

No worry abt my wife, i tell u say she too na nairalander she de see all my post.

Roger3D:
This man is hopelessly corrupt. Good luck Nigerians

If we talk them go say na wailers we be

Lol sir someone from the back seat say na mouka foam u look like

elonize:
she too fear sha....small news she don fear
Well sha, I'm not a fan of indomie after d discovery of poison at uniben...kai.
Well sha,I dont see it as 1 big thing, na once once I dey eat am...

Baba i fit do 1month the chop noodles oo

To take wifey nd ma lil boy to seychelles 4 vacation... Lol bigsis be telling me to take them to obudu cattle ranch instead because na she de patroictic pass

IyaebeTheGreat:
some men will not stay in their lane, they want something bigger than them. You are pricing lace materials when you can only afford China . She was never his girlfriend, just a girl pitying him

I 4 like see this troublesome lady one-on-one oo

Mr John obavoh do you mind a fire service or frsc job? if yes pls lemme knw

Warl0ck:
I see that little girl doing hookup and later infected with STD in future.
This i have seen.

Wow bro that's a child right there. How do u even manage to type all daht shiit without a second thought? Haaa some people sha

Patrickyemi:
My name will be number this time next year

No wonder oga kunle no gree let me hear word yestaday, e just the disturb me say their company na the most valuable company 4 africa.
Na to try find space 4 my madam sister be that oo

Lol immediately my wife hear say indomie noodles does causes cancer, na so she pack the remaining 3 catton of hungry man size go throw 4 dustbin.

Zonefree:
Two times in a day cooking for a man is absurd. Seems you have all the time in the world?

You sabi maybe him the work 4rm home?
Morning oga mi

Clairvoyancy:
Boss, I no go leave you until you bless me, abeg reason my side for once na! Abeg!

Lol Jacob good morning