₦airaland Forum

kevinscore:
This state is finished.

As in dead

kenonze:
Ben Bruce should better shut up his dirty mouth.

dear, please borrow me this your pix.

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

after reading your post, I want to ask if you don't have a boyfriend? If yes, then why should you follow another guy out thinking he was rich?
I bet you, if I was to Wed you this month, na to dump your silly asss be dat.

Gold digging hoe

Hunger don wire dem reach grave, hmm Ekiti state na real ALATENUJE state.

I see a future leader in that small child. He was destined to become great that was why he survived the hustling eating scrap from garbage for 8months.


If Hope can survive living all alone in the street for that long as a child. Struggling to survive the hardship of today's wickedness then we as graduates have no excuse to not to survive.

God bless all hustlers in Nigeria, Amen.

KingCheezyPuff:
no..yes.

yes, I differ from how guys reason when it comes to dating

KingCheezyPuff:
You have a warped view of yer gender

just maybe

Where are those that blames Buhari, oya o! Food is here

KingCheezyPuff:
I was all amen sister amen!!!
Yeeessss tell it!!!!......

Until you called the female version of the"stud" (player/love-vendor whatever they callin' themselves these days)a hoe.
That derogatory term is hung on the necks of women to shame us for daring to do as our male counterparts do.
To degrade us.
You speak against conformation to this but you make some to wear this tag

IF a sexually liberal woman is a hoe then A sexually liberal MAN IS A HOE!!!

sorry dear, not all guys cheat. I feel your pain but pray you get what belongs to you.
As for me, cheating is a no no direction.

Godswillnwaoma:
Since Nigeria independent in 1960 Nigeria government can't still boast of 24hrs electricity. Its just a shame.


Take a look at the second pics below to see how people plug in their rechargeable lamb and their phones whenever I put on my generator.

My fellow Nigerians are we going to continue living like a this in this country.
Many things have gone wrong in this country and we need to put an end to it.

Akpabio has answered your questions

The name BUHARI is killing some people inside.
Lord make my name give sleepless nights to my enemies so that death wouldn't be far from them, Amen

By making me politically motivated

I think he actually made some valid points.
Lalastica, ishiluv, seun oya o! How una see am?

plainmirror:
Who says money is not good?
I arrived at the bank premises some minutes past four o'clock and saw about two guys pleading with a security man to open the glass door for them to make quick transactions.
I called the other security guy aside and tipped him 1k.
"Oga I need to post this cash today, use this one recharge phone" I told him.

Before I could say 'buhari', the entrance door parted like the red sea in the bible. I gallantly stepped in with those two guys looking dazed at my exploit.

and some people dey twitter dey rant on how to fix naija. Nonsense

TANTUMERGO007:
Buhari why now?

I am still waiting for you to blame Buhari for allowing your mama to lay you out like a rotten egg. Oniranu

See boys fight, show of muscles and strength. If na girls na, hmm na dia voice we go dey hear here.

petkoffdrake2:
Kai
Op deadliest?




Just cos they stole laptop, Generator even scissors.... U call them deadliest








What will u call dullard nd his gangs that are currently looting our funds and milking Nigeria forcefully?









I pity d Zoo

person when brainwashed you try gan, he no leave any trace of remedy behind.

The unbalanced nature of things happening on the globe these days cannot be overlooked. A situation where killing and crime increases on a daily basis, a scenario whereby man marries man and woman marries woman. A globe full of worldly materials, where money making is the order of the day irrespective of how it is acquired.
Kidnapping, one chance, harmed robbery and all other social vises has taken over the beauty and reasons why God in His infinite love created man in the world.
How I wish the world will end today so that all the sorrows, pains and sufferings faced by man can end.
God bless the world again and take away our adamic nature

Temitemi1, Even your hero fayose get him hero Tinubu.

gud4dbest:
permit me to do dis: 'moaning'

permission granted

priscaoge:
Some ladies may not like this but relationship is all about applying wisdom. If your guy always cheat on you try put these into practice then you see how far it goes. Ladies a man who cheats does not deserve you let alone your tears.

1. Demanding to know about the other woman: You don’t need to know her cos if he cheats on you for her, he will cheat on her for some other women.

2. Forcing him to choose btw you and her: There is no competition here cos if he loves you, he will come after you.

3. Scrolling through his phone: These have cause problem in most relationships. You don’t need to search his phone now, asked yourself “ can you be able to withstand what you will see?”

4. Beating the other woman up: Be mature in this aspect. Love is worth fighting for BUT not physical battle. You pray about it and if nothing happens please! move on with your life.

5. Threatening to leave just to scare him: Doing this may not help matters cos if you have what it takes to keep him and he can’t find it in the other woman he will come back to you.

6. Insulting him: You don’t need to insult him to show how angry you are, doing that makes him feel that you are afraid of losing him.

7. Committing Suicide: Seriously, when you are gone, you are gone! If you take your life cos of a man that does n’t deserve you, you are such a joke! It is hell fire and God will not be happy with you. No man is worth dying for and it is only Christ who die for you and I.

Are you going through heartbreak right now, try and be strong he left you in order to create space for the right man to come in.

Good day...

In as much as I like your topic, I still feel you would've made it a two horse race. Generalize it for both genders, thanks.

notoriousbabe:
I wonder how papa and mama dey cope with the noise during night service

it's still happening today though in a different version.
If you dey hammer your girl for weekend when everybody dey house, na to play music loud so that her mourning wouldn't be heard by them.
Same end result with different formula

Only God knows what Fayose will be remembered for in the nearest future. Anyway let all beneficiaries enjoy their father Xmas while it last and pray kama wouldn't visit them someday.

Dasuki is a living example to my point

FG vs Tinubu is like psquare saga. Na we dem wan deceive again like say they are not one. Nonsense, iranu

Our Eagles will fly again. God bless the players, coaches and the team in general. #COYE, super fly the Pharaohs tomorrow in a red sea styleey

In the nearest future Nigerians will sing praises to high heavens because of Buhari. God is never a man that will lie.
President Buhari is a man sent to us by God whether you like it or not

9ice my guy. The guy is holding a political post in oyo and someone is saying he is irrelevant. Awon Igbos sha :p

Thanks to God for giving us life in this time of trial

I say everything just dey go up for Nigeria, sote even the voice of caller tune don go up also from "to copy this tune Press 1 to, to copy this tune Press 11".
Hmm

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