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Maybe she would have added names like
1) Barcanista
2) Temitemi1
And the rest to it. I know for sure they are the real WAILING WAILERS

Taylor86:
Easier said than done

wen u hv likes of tinubu, Amaechi Atiku and Obasanjo b4 u

u even went to US with some of ur cartel criminals

beta tell Amaechi to refund the N35b hotel he bought from Dakuku 5 days b4 governorship elections

Dakuku is in coma

that's his only property

Wailer stop wailing before you allow the Spirit of wailing be cloud your memory.

Just an advise;

I think ur memory needs to be formatted

Thank God I voted for PMB, if not na so I for dey hear how "goat take chop Yam" and how ppl for dey shout ole ole ole ole ole for the goat head


But wait o!


I no see barcanista since sha? Or is he disappointed the People's general did handsomely well?

Mprepz:
One Condom could had prevented this!!!

they actually used condom on most wailers here but their stubbornness was just too much for it to hold.
God will disgrace all GEJ wailer on NL

Vanquay:

Oga sir, hope all is well Oooooooooo?

If you and your partner are planning a pregnancy, then the health of your sperm is very important. However, you need to understand the various factors that can affect male fertility, and that’s why you need to consider the following steps in order to help your sperm become top performers.

1.Do not have unprotected sex. Sexually-transmitted diseases, such as gonorrhoea and Chlamydia, can damage the sperm-producing cells that block the tubes carrying sperm from the testis to the penis.

2.Avoid pesticides that control pests in the garden and on the farm. Such chemicals can damage the sperm-reproducing organs.

3.Avoid insecticides that are usually sprayed to kill mosquito. Such chemicals can damage the sperm-reproducing organs. Therefore, if you must spray your room against mosquitoes, allow at least one hour before going back into the room.

4.Avoid exposure to lead fumes generated in the manufacture of small cell batteries and in bullets. Such fumes can reduce sperm count through their negative effects on the hormones and the testis.

5.Avoid exposure to heavy metals like cadmium from the manufacture of heavy batteries, as they negatively affect the hormones.

6.Avoid exposure to paint fumes and plastic softening chemicals like phthalates; hydrocarbons such as ethylbenze, benzene, toluene and xylene, as they destroy the sperm-producing cells and hormones.

7.Minimise exposure to electromagnetic radiation, as the sperm germ cells are very easily damaged by the gamma rays.

8.Minimise exposure to radiation, as the sperm germ cells are very easily damaged by radiation.

9.Avoid fumes generated by welders and iron smelters, as their heat can affect sperm production and lead to low sperm count.

10.Avoid exposure to accumulated old newsprints, as the carbon can lead to low sperm count.

11.Avoid wearing tight pants and trousers, as the heat generated can cause low sperm count.

12.Avoid children with mumps, as having mumps in childhood can cause irreversible damage to the testis. Therefore, never allow a male to visit other children that have mumps.

13.Minimise your consumption of alcohol, as drinking to excess can cause low sperm count and also reduce libido, causing you to have a low sex drive.

14.Do not smoke, as cigarette smoking can damage the testis and lower the sperm count, lower the ability of sperm to move and lower the lifespan of the sperm.

15.Do not eat too much saturated fat, as they reduce the efficiency of the hormones and enzymes that help in the sperm production process.

16.Do not eat food or supplements with soya beans, as soya beans convert to the female hormone oestrogen, which tends to neutralise the male hormone testosterone, which is needed for men to reproduce sperm.

17.Minimise your intake of refined carbohydrate such as white flour, white bread and white rice, as they reduce the efficiency of the hormones and enzymes that help in the sperm reproduction process. Instead, eat more of the unrefined carbohydrate such as brown rice, wheat bread and oats.

18.Do not become constipated, as this can obstruct blood flow to the testis. Therefore, eat more dietary fibre.

19.Do not eat a poor diet, as this affects the quality of the sperm. Instead, eat more whole grains, vegetables and fruits.

20.Do not take artificial sweeteners such as nutrasweet, candarell and sweetex, as they reduce sperm count.

21.Avoid excessive consumption of raw lemon, as this may inhibit the enzymes responsible for sperm production and libido.

22.Do seek immediate medical help if one or both of the testes are un-descended from the abdominal cavity into the scrotal sac, as this can significantly reduce sperm production.

23.Do not sit for long periods of time in one position if you are a long distance driver, drive a small sport car, or a chief executive having many board meetings in leather chairs, as this can increase the temperature around the scrotum which can reduce sperm count.

24.Avoid traumatic injury around the testes, as this can damage the sperm-producing cells.

25.Avoid bicycling, as this can damage the tube carrying the sperm.

26.Avoid stress, as this can decrease the sperm count and lead to production of abnormal sperms.

27.Avoid obesity, as this can reduce blood flow to the testes, making the sperm production process more difficult and significantly reduce libido.

28.Avoid substance abuse like cocaine or heavy marijuana use, as this can lead to low sperm count and deformed sperms.

29.Avoid poor nutrition, as this affects the quality of the sperm.

30.Do not have children at a late age, as the quality of the sperm decreases with age, leading to more difficult conception and greater possibility of having children with deformities.



Source; www.punchng.com

Yevgeny:
The OP did that already

Leave that wailer alone jawe, he hasn't recovered fromthe shock of defeat.

tociano009:
Edo state

Are u high?

merry02:
na today?this is a cheap propaganda for a cheap recognition!presidency says yes today nd says No tomorrow!Nigerian need good news nt pictures,not someone going to mosque to pray et al...we need a reasonable development pls!

What u did not get for good 16years from ur PDP now u want to get it in just 2months?
U need prayers

Lasgidy1:
Babaonechance please tell us another story

what ur clueless presido failed to do in 6years u expect the special PMB to do in 2months? Abeg get a life jor

ochilikoko:
Jonathan's wise was right when she prophesied about the dead brain of somebody

*wise* or wife?
I wonder how ur papa waste the energy of him 3rd leg produce u, oponu oshi

Whizzcute:
.

Why can't dey just accept the Gift of Boko haram from their hero Gej for being faithful with their vote

Eugenedimgba:
We don't have to talk to Mr Go Slow about anything.The Igbos in Anambra should mobilise themselves and storm into that prison,bring the 40+ idiots out and burn them in the open.

Is NL part of the prison? Why not move ur arsenal to Ekwolobia so as to carry out ur threat there.





Abeg those BH guys should be allowed to stay there jawe, afterall na GEJ dia hero send them the gift b4 Nigerians sweep am to Otueke.

SouthEast enjoy ur hero's gift for been too faithful to GeJ

Femistico:
good...A man who got sense and not some bigotry eeediiiots


thats how to run a govt,,, I will like to see so many yoruba and igbo in buhari's appointment

Am sure southEast Gov will appoint Hausa and Yoruba man in their cabinets as well.

Truckpusher:
Is everybody an employee?

That's what the Op is advising na? He wants everybody to become a boss of his/herself.
So am asking, who will become the employee?

Truckpusher:
There are three habits that will constantly keep you as an employee even when you could have done more and become your own boss and boss people around with the green back rolling into your account as if it is nothing but once we are clinging to these type of habits when it comes to our source of livelihood we usually give adventure and perseverance the back seat of our life and here they are laid bare for you pause, think and ponder about your dreams and the dreams of another man,which one of them is more important?

(1)Youthful exuberance, Enthusiasm,Go get it done attitude and Always be the best.

A young graduate that lands a job with blue chip company or an outfit seems to have arrived and his dreams has finally come through and if there is one thing that has given him this new change in status, it is this job - This individual might likely spend all his entire time thinking and planning on how to become the best employee ,grow in the system and make use of this opportunity to become richer under the same outfit over the years.They will work very hard abandoning every other opportunity that isn't shiny like the very one they comfortably sit on but wait a minute; you're still an employee and you're simply making another man's dream to come through - How about your own dreams ,after all, every man has a dream too.I am not saying that one shouldn't work hard as an employee but don't work too hard and abandon your own dreams.

(2) I Can't abandon all these benefits and try being my own man, at least not now
You have now grown in the system over the years and the money is good and keep reeling in and your position in this outfit is guaranteed hence your hard work has paid off , you have free medical care and a travel itinerary that will run twice a year for any country of your choice on a tight schedule because your outfit needs you more,you begin to see the price you're paying when you begin to see the good ,the bad and the ugly people of your outfit and sometimes you just want to walk away but you can't because you're afraid to leave all these goodies behind, you don't have time to do anything else because over the years you've become a valuable asset and you simply do not own your life anymore ,even family life could be affected but here you are working to achieve another man's dream, you really wanted to leave but the fear of the unknown keeps you around and you're always afraid of what awaits you outside the comfy office you sit everyday churning out results for another man to build his own dreams, after all the money is coming in but now you've seen this money and it hasn't changed anything because your dream is still your dream and it haunts you sometimes but you've refused to let go - Is your dream that unimportant ? and again don't you think you would have achieved more than these benefits and rewards if you were your own boss?

(3) I can't pursue my dream(s) anymore - time has gone with your age.
Finally you've spent your entire productive age working your ass off for another man to achieve his dreams and age is no longer on your side, your dreams reflects across your mind every now and then but it seems to be more intense now that retirement is around the corner but you're too fragile, tired and cranky to try out any new idea due to the number of years you've spent as an employee doing just one thing and now you no longer have the zeal and enthusiasm to pursue your own dream vigorously but deep inside you this is what you have always wanted to be but this your job took all that away.And here you are a man that never lived his dream.

These three major scenario has completely left gurus of entrepreneurship, business tycoons and ideologists on the employee bench for life,churning out fantastic results for another man to build his own dream ,so I am charging each one and everyone of us today with a dream to sit down and ponder as you resume for work this morning and ask yourself again - Am I doing this job at the expense of my own dream(s) and begin to do the right thing now and become your own boss.You can never be rich and be influential by being an employee all your life unless you become the man who calls the shot.

If everybody becomes an Employer of Labour, who will then be the employee that will build the dream of everyone?

barcanista:
It appears like this government is only interested in photo-ops. We didn't elect them to pose for camera. They are to initiate and implement policies to arrest this BH scourge (which they are clearly not doing). Baba should remember his promise to end the insurgency on or before 29 July, 2015.

We are counting

GEJ was once there n did nothing to the problem he created, now u are here to call the kettle black?

Autolord:
Impeach buhari before its too late

I just wonder your the 3rd leg shouldn't be cut off for posting this shiit.

denkyw:
Taaaaaar! Shataap dia

is this not an evidence?

Just asking.........?

MosakuAW:
What type of grammar is this?

that grammar can only be taught in a school I know quite well, and its called

"the Goat and Yam sch of cluelessness"

That's where Mama peace got her firstclass in grammariology and Gej phd in cluelesslogy

ECOTERRORS:
Let the doom consume APC for all. I care

u mean the way it has consumed you shey?
Idiota

ECOTERRORS:
Another fuel scarcity looming, take it or leave it this guys are needed to do that job in collaboration with security agencies.

Pay these guys now and not the 5k APC might have in mind as part of their social welfare scheme

Loooooooools crying OPC member. Better go meet ur clueless hero to disburse the money he promised ur lazy asssss

seunmsg:
Buhari better wake up to the reality of Nigeria's politics. All the recent attacks on the person of Tinubu is just to get his major political ally out of the way. Once they achieve that, they will come after Buhari himself. The presidency remains the main target of the Saraki/Atiku alliance and they are ready to destroy APC to achieve their aim.

Oga, look at the date o!

chuna1985:
Maybe he plans to hand pick northerners to guard him. let's keep watching n waiting ...

cannabis sativa is killing you small small, oponu.

the "CANNABIS SATIVA" IN SARAKI's face will soon go cleared and only then will he realise the rewards of every traitor.

WombRaiders:
spoilt fat brat

People from southeast lack home training

Ex-Kwara governor shuns Ndume, Goje, others Plans to get Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) senators-elect and members of the House of Representatives-elect to vote en bloc for principal officers during today’s inauguration of the Eighth National Assembly collapsed yesterday.
There was also a split among the PDP governors on who to support between Senator Ahmed Lawan and Senator Bukola Saraki for Senate president.
ButThe Nationlearnt this morning that at a meeting of PDP Senators-elect in Abuja, 28 agreed to back Saraki/Ike Ekweremadu ticket; 17 agreed to back Lawan/Akume ticket. That was after Saraki decided to work with PDP in a desperate move to win the race. Some senators and members-elect rejected the suggestion by Ekiti State Governor Ayodele Fayose that PDP senators should vote Saraki.
Lawan at the weekend emerged the choice candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) after a mock election by the party’s senators-elect. But the Saraki camp rejected the straw poll and vowed to contest for the position on the floor today. The APC is the majority party in the Senate, with 59 senators-elect. The PDP has 49 senators. It was learnt that at a meeting held by the PDP caucus on Sunday night in former Senate President David Mark’s residence in Apo, Abuja, the divided PDP senators-elect and their governors were said to have threatened to draft one of them into the race if the APC failed to agree on a consensus candidate. Some of the PDP senators said to be rooting for Saraki allegedly suggested that they should forge a vibrant opposition on Tuesday by voting against the APC consensus choice as a signal of what form of opposition to expect in the Senate in the new dispensation. The PDP senators were said to have contended that voting against APC’s preferred candidate would signpost a resolute stand to keep the PDP alive.
A source at the meeting said a former principal officer in the Seventh Senate was the brain behind the proposal.
The source said most of the senators disagreed vehemently with the suggestion.
Those opposed to the suggestion, it was learnt, averred that toeing the line of action would only serve the interest of a few, particularly the governors, rather than that of the PDP as a party.
The source noted that most of the senators agreed that “we should wait and see what the APC senators will come up with”.
He said: “The surprise of the night was that some of the governors who former President Goodluck Jonathan laboured to install were those at the vanguard of the Saraki project, a man who practically destroyed PDP.
“Most senators at the meeting viewed supporting Saraki as robbing Peter to pay Paul.
“They contended that it will be bad politics to reward a man who took up arms against his party, destroyed it and moved to build another one.”
The meeting was said to have ended without the Senators taking a final decision on who to back for Senate president.
A former acting National Publicity Secretary of PDP Chief Bode Ojomu, yesterday warned the party against supporting any of its defectors from either being the Senate President or the Speaker.
Another source said: “At the end of the day, we could not agree on bloc votes for any of the candidates for the Senate and House of Representatives. Governor Fayose pleaded with party leaders to see the battle as one between the PDP and Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. He begged the party to ‘clip’ Tinubu’s wings.
“But some senators-elect warned Fayose against going personal. They queried the morality behind PDP supporting candidates who defected from the party to the APC. They alleged that their defection led to the defeat of PDP at the polls.
“The governors were also split on who to back for the National Assembly offices.”
“At the end of the day, we could not reach a consensus on casting our votes en bloc for either of the candidates. I can tell you that everyone is on his own.”
The difficulty in arriving at a consensus has created an upset in Saraki’s camp.
It was gathered that those who are pro-Saraki were trying to strengthen the accord between their candidate and the immediate past Deputy President of the Senate, Chief Ike Ekweremadu.
The latest plot will lead to Saraki dumping Senator Ali Ndume as his favourite for Deputy President of the Senate.
Another source added: “They will continue to sell a dummy to Ndume that he will be Deputy President of the Senate if Saraki gets the ticket.
“But as soon as Saraki wins, they will nominate Ekweremadu who is expected to deliver the bloc votes of the Senators-elect from the SouthEast in collaboration with Senator Andy Uba.”
Uba and Ekweremadu could not be reached for comments last night.
It was gathered that the collapse of consensus by PDP has created a serious setback for Yakubu Dogara who is seeking to contest for Speaker of the House of Representatives with the party’s candidate, Femi Gbajabiamila.
Dogara could only garner support from 55 out of the 209 APC members-elect for the House of Representatives.
Another source said: “Dogara had banked on permutations that 120 PDP members-elect will vote for him but his hope was dashed last night by the split in the party.
“In fact, to earn the support of PDP, he was mandated to mobilise at least 70 members-elect from the APC. But Dogara is stranded as he could only secure the backing of 55 members-elect from the APC.
“As it is now, the moves to frustrate Gbajabiamila’s aspiration have failed. This is why they have resorted to blackmail and wild-chase in the court.
“Some pro-Dogara members-elect were also last night whipping up religious sentiments to set the core North against the party’s candidate.”
Ojomu warned the PDP against supporting any of its defectors from either being the Senate President or the Speaker.
He said those who defected from PDP to APC could not turn back to the party they decimated for succour.
Ojomu, in a statement, warned the PDP against playing politics of “pay back time” against the APC.
The statement said: “It is worrisome to observe that many of those who walked out were former PDP members who joined the APC and are acting out exactly the same script of ‘give a dog a bad name to hang it’ adopted as strategy to exit from the PDP for their safe landing in the APC.
“Today, by their actions and inactions alongside, other several factors left PDP comatose and one wonders if everybody acted like them who will be PDP senators and House of Representatives members to be now courted to defend their interest for victory at all cost against their ruling party’s official position.
“They decimated the PDP and now want to rely on it as strength to climb to number three and four in our nation. That’s crass opportunism and the PDP leaders in the Red and Green Chambers should not provide themselves as ready tools for self-serving pursuits.
“Strengthening party supremacy, party discipline, national stability and cohesion in government are the gains of PDP in National Assembly, standing firm that any political party official position or policy shall stand.
“Nigeria needs men of stable character. After all, those who stand for nothing fall for anything. The men and women that constitute the Nigeria’s Legislature must stand for something and in these circumstances it is principled position on party supremacy, notwithstanding that the former A.C.N botched that principle in the choice of speakership in 2011.“
Ojomu said the APC had the right to put forward those who should be on its platform in the National Assembly leadership.
The statement said: “Let it be noted that if the party was ever right to sponsor senatorial/House of Representatives candidate for election, it must also be right to determine who to put forward on its platform.
“No responsible political party in a democratic process that outlaws individual, independent candidate for elective offices will abdicate its historical and natural responsibility to present a sole candidate for each of the NASS Principal Offices.
“It will be unconventional for APC to watch helplessly for its members to contest in a free for all manner in the Red and Green Chambers. “The gladiators need to drop sophistry in their argument and be educated that there is nothing undemocratic in the ruling party adopted open balloting process as opposed to secret balloting that was preferred by contending parties. Option A4 adopted in the Third Republic with SDP and NRC was adjudged one of the best democratic processes this country has ever witnessed. You queue behind your preferred candidate or party.”





www.thenationnewspaper.com

Saraki has lost the good things he once laboured for. The end is dangerous for him

anonimi:
Yet your stewpid warrior begged the Agbaya of Owu to be their party's navigator and Brainless Buhari made him Adviser Plenipotentiary




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This one is high on monkey tail

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Na true u talk ma bro
One down two to go

With this ur hate n anger comments on Nairaland, that two to go might just be you o! . U better be careful how you wish others death.