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berem: I am too intelligent to fall for the hoax. That's why no one called me to tell me to use salt to bath cos they know I won't believe them. I had a heated argument with my mum today cos of the hoax. She was already on her way to buy a bag of salt before it was aired on tv that the salt water was all a hoax. That was when she believed.

LMAO

lepasharon: They were also told to drink it

Is salt and water not suppose to be some form of laxative?
Give the girl/guy some credit,she has saved a couple souls from having severe stomache ache

Chiamaka01: No, oh. We're all here to learn.

You didn't complete your sentence o
Lemme complete it for you: "From Chiamaka"
Btw why is this place this dry,has it always been this dry or it's a recent thing?

Any other science student in the house?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Btw chiamaka,I've discovered you secret to success choi,to say I sabi this secret before ni,I for don get like 380 .

berem: you called it a harmless joke? That was an expensive joke and it wasn't funny at all!

It's like you also fell for the Hoax and used the salt and water.
Sorry ehn

Lemme share my experience of the just concluded OAU P-UME(ntin much happened tho)
The exam was just somehow sha.
First of all,my center was "Oven".Any OAU student will be familiar with that lecture room in Oau.No sweet-talking: on a good day,that room will cook you 3 congos of beans,yeah the room was that hot(but the weather was kinda cool that day sha)
Immediately,I got to my center,I asked one electrician around like if this was room 203,he said yes.And immediately I shouted Yeeee,Oven! ,the electrician busted out laughing.
Anyways after waiting for sometime,exam started.But before the exam started there was this girl beside me that. @ one time,"suddenly" started chatting me up.She said she was GLR and asked for my combo,I said BCP.She then said but I'm doing English nau coz everybody does.Knowing what she was upto and not wanting to write UME again nxt year (I fear OAU officials o),with a straight face,I said of course.She then proceeded to the part of how she has been in Ife since thur and some other stuff.All while she was saying this,me just "lock up".
So when exam started,@ first,she didn't ask anything o but some minutes into the exam,she asked are first question in Eng which I told her.She asked a few more to and I told her.
Just a few minutes after the invigilator shouted: 8 mins more!,she then asked the answer to one question like that,already in Panic mode,I replied her in a low but stern voice: Look,pls,abeg,failure won't be your portion even I have not finished my questions,Pls ehn.She just said Okay(meanwhile I think she had finished her own questions except the ones she was asking me)
After the exam she was just talking about how the exam was simple but there was not enough time and she pitied those of us answering questions that had to do with calculations(for my mind,I was just like you pity me na Im you dy ask me question for "injury" time?)
And lemme just had,my own Eng mark sef wasn't "all that" superb although 80% of the ones she asked me,I was 100% sure of the answer.
Ant that is the story of my OAU P-UME went .

Babafaros: wetin u gt4 chem

Chm was my lowest o.Knew it was going to be my lowest anyways(it has always been my lowest in most of my exams).
Had 59.

I think the thread title should instead read "post your best chat lines",Lol.Very few pics posted and it's page 22 already.

Chiamaka01: Thanks.

WLC

Chiamaka01: Really, 1:25? I thought it was 25:1, although, i went for the former.

Was there 25:1 in the option?
Not the type that cross-check after exams.I even came across the mistake when I went to see a friend of mine like that and he was busy going through the questions as at my time of visit.
So can't really recall the questions but sebi you are the one that scored 300 plus nau.Even if you say it is 30:40,I must agree nau,I have no choice

Babafaros: i think no answer dey dat que

The answer was 1:25 but according to my "own question" ,I kept on getting 1:2 as my answer.I eventually chose 2:5 since it was the closest to 1:2,lol.

Chiamaka01: . Sorry, i can't share my aggregate. :x

No qualms .Wanted to wish you best of luck but nna with this your score ehn,no need for that,e don sure say na your name go dy Number one for Merit list.

Chiamaka01: Lolz, you really had me cracked up.

Lol,abi na.
Maybe I wouldn't have bagged a 340 but I @ least felt I could have done better in the exam.
My prep was not all that good and then there was this anxiety thing in the exam hall.Everything was going according to plan in the exam hall until the Invigilator shouted 8 min(right by. My side).With few questions still left,I started panicking.
Don't know whether you remember this question in Phy,where we were asked for the ratio of FIVE 2 ohms arranged in parallel and series,Could you believe I was seeing "TWO" 2 ohms?!,how "two" take resemble "five" I still no know till today o.
My result was not all that bad sha,add an aggregate of 262,going for MRH.
What of you,which course are you going for? And your aggregate IF YOU DON'T MIND.

It's just an harmless joke nau.
What bad thing could probably happen to people using salt and water to take their bath?
Btw,I think the girl on the homepage is just lying and seeking cheap attention.Don't think she's the one.

Chiamaka01: I'm a science student.

And you bagged 340?.For a science student you really tried o.
Sorry if I'm asking too many questions: what was your jamb score?

And you've not answered this one too: "shey na you set the questions ni"?

pamcode: medicine

What's your aggregate?

Chiamaka01: Stating the obvious much? :-/

You had 340?!
Shey na you set question ni?
Are you Art,Science or commercial?

papindinho: I think you're in the wrong thread bro. The 2014/2015 aspirants' thread is different. We for here don gain admission but e remain matric ehn..

K,thanks..........will look the other thread.

papindinho: possibly September or October.

Thanks!,really appreciate your effort in replying.



Any other aspirant with Phy,Bio,Chm combo in the house?

papindinho: you've got a good aggregate though cause last year's cutoff was 249

Thanks man.
I kinda bleeped up in the P-UME and I'm just a bit skeptical due to the % pass this year.
You have any idea when the cut-off mark would be released?.

SiriusBlack: Amen bro...had a close shave with death ystrday night..right now, the bastards are getting desperate.

Wish you God's speed.
Looking through your posts,you seem like the "ideal" Soldier: well mannered, Intelligent,educated.
You can be assured that you will always be in my prayers every blessed morning(I really mean this).
Once again,wish you all the best and never give up until it's completely over.

Hi all.
Guys pls,had 256 in UME and 268 in PUME(aggregate-262).Going for Med Rehab.
Pls,what are my chances and is it safe concerning the percentage pass,to say Arts students were actually the ones that "really" passed?.
Thanks in anticipation.