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Health / Re: Imperforate Hymen: For Your Daughter To Menstruate She Must Be Deflowered-Doctor by Lekayleke: 5:06am On Jul 21, 2018
Dr Zobo, you have just increased their lieing tendencies now. Small time now, a confirmed OLOSHO will be telling her husband that she lost her virginity during a prayer session for Night Vigil.
Food / Re: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by Lekayleke: 12:27pm On Jun 24, 2018
That was then...it is Gaari and Kulikuli that is always available now...don't you know Burahi is our President ni?
Health / Re: Precious Moses: 8-Year-Old Delta Girl With Massive Head Tumour (Photos) by Lekayleke: 7:26pm On Jan 02, 2018
Where are the TAP people let us first tithe against Brain Tumour for this girl.
Politics / Re: Halima Buhari Called To Bar With No Hijab (Photos) by Lekayleke: 8:06am On Dec 16, 2017
What is a DIE hard Christian or Muslim doing in the Profession- Law. A Profession where the likes of Saraki, Tinubu , Amaechi, David Mark will be defended and exonerated and walk freely in town and a man who stole a cup of Gaari will be jailed for fifteen years. If you are to follow the Holy books to the core, you are not allowed to lie and support what is evil and that is the what runs in Law most times if not someone like Diezani and Evans would not be defended.

Correct me if I am wrong.

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Religion / Re: "Who Can Donate N1 Billion?" Pastor Adeboye Asks - Daddy Freeze, Davido React by Lekayleke: 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2017
let everyone give according to his/her pulse....I trust my people even if it is just 5naira they were asked to drop, dey will still complain....but wait ooo....WAS IT MADE COMPULSORY FOR THEM?

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Politics / Re: Governor Obiano: "Anambra Made Lagos What It Is" by Lekayleke: 3:59pm On Nov 20, 2017
Set up a Business friendly environment for us in your state-Anambra so that we will help you in developing your state. That is if you are ready to give us land.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Polling Unit Results Show Obiano Has Won – APGA Chairman, Oye by Lekayleke: 5:06am On Nov 19, 2017
From October 1 to provide Our Leader to no November 18 to Nsala Day to Vote and Die to We will kill him (Buhari's Visit) to APGA will win APC is rubbish. Try to be consistent with your Decisions that is if you have though and all the best to anybody wey win.
Romance / Re: After All This Sufferings, One Girl Is Dragging Me To Shoprite - Man Laments by Lekayleke: 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2017
Airforce1:
Don't ever displease yourself to please any girl because at the end of the day all they've got to offer is worthless sex.

and move to another Maga

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Sports / Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Meet The 32 Qualified Teams by Lekayleke: 2:24pm On Nov 16, 2017
Nigeria all d way

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Education / Re: New UNIOSUN Freshers' School Fees by Lekayleke: 2:12pm On Nov 16, 2017
like say job sure after school undecided
Religion / Re: Does Our Worship Benefit God? by Lekayleke: 10:36am On Nov 12, 2017
A Worship that is from a Heart that is far from God is just useless Gymnastics. No matter the Drums, piano, cymbals and all sorts , if their hearts are not in tandem with what Christ has done, is it just a gathering of #Wo singers. A true worship is Service to God in truth and spirit. I am not detesting Drums or musical instruments though.
Religion / Re: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by Lekayleke: 10:09am On Nov 12, 2017
Na Job o. That guy try gan the tribulations wey fall on him no be small and he still dey calm afterall.
Sports / Re: ISIS Releases Cristiano Ronaldo's Threatening Image by Lekayleke: 7:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
Acecards:
Didn't see that of Neymar

Agriculture / Re: BA To Fly Nigerian Yams To UK by Lekayleke: 3:09pm On Oct 30, 2017
if you are pissed off with Government exporting yam to other countries, start your own subsistence farming using Yam as a case study.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by Lekayleke: 8:03am On Oct 13, 2017
Maybe #HISMUMUDONDO, maybe he don spend much on the previous girl(s) and decided not to spend on any fkin girl again. You can try to ask him sha and if ladies say u have not be caring, watch ur head ooo!!!! Dont enter ONE CHANCE .
Education / Re: Senate Moves To Scrap Post-UTME by Lekayleke: 8:41pm On Oct 03, 2017
Why can't we just scrap everything in Nigeria, It seems every system is not working .

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Family / Re: My Wife Is A Good Woman But Hates Sex After Marriage by Lekayleke: 4:29pm On Sep 25, 2017
you Don born 2, She like am before, you have been trying ur best for her on the bed..

this is my diagnosis :

she may have been infected with some deadly diseases and don't want you to catch it. Take her to hospital and run some tests on her..
Health / Re: Head Of Baby Born In Jos Continues Swells Continuously Due To Medical Condition by Lekayleke: 6:16am On Sep 22, 2017
baybeeboi:
This is a condition called hydrochephalus. It is a condition where there's too much fluid in the skull. An operation will be required to drain the water from the skull.

probably we need ventriculoperitoneal Shunt..
Education / Re: Items OAU Student Stole From The School Hostel (Picture) by Lekayleke: 7:10pm On Sep 15, 2017
The Guy container just land ooo
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Storms Demolished Ekeukwu Market With Security Operatives.Photos by Lekayleke: 7:45am On Aug 27, 2017
201320142015ob:
Since yesterday I haven't been able to go to work because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have sex with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 24th August 2017 by Lekayleke: 6:56pm On Aug 24, 2017
And I was looking for Arsenal not knowing DAT itz Champions League football.... Mtchew
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi, Playing Football Amidst Marriage Crash Rumors by Lekayleke: 5:27am On Aug 21, 2017
Maybe Ori Ade wants to be the next Neymar
Romance / Re: Why Is It So Hard To Find A Caring, Supportive, Loving Boyfriend Nowadays? by Lekayleke: 8:52pm On Aug 13, 2017
Try to be a supportive and caring girlfriend too.....

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Politics / Re: Buying N6.1bn Cars For Reps In National Interest – Reps Committee Chair by Lekayleke: 11:49am On Aug 13, 2017
And the man is even the committee chairman. Took his time to spew rubbish in other to defend the NONSENSE decision of the House. I am very sorry for this country if people like this continues to rule us. Let us all use 2019 Elections to chunk out useless LEADERS that is if the Election will hold anyways.
Celebrities / Re: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by Lekayleke: 7:46pm On Aug 09, 2017
I think one of the Daddy GO's said someone will be relocated and itz almost 94 days Buhari have been having closed door meeting with Theresa May in Abuja building in London.

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