Phema:


Hahahahahaha. We (hubby and I) just couldn't be fooled one bit. Their aggressive marketing is top notch. The way they coin their words and make 1million naira look like 10kobo eeeehhhh. Like they can even afford it. . We kept insisting we didn't have money and the marketer attached to us said "but the form you filled says you work with ***. Okay, we could spread the payment over months with check".

We insisted we didn't even have our checkbook with us. The man suggested online transfer . I couldn't hold my laughter. My hubby was practically begging me not to make them look silly. We eventually left the conference room with me laughing my heart out and the said marketer following us. He followed us to the car and said "you say you can't afford the package but you use this kind of car". We didn't even respond as I continued in my wicked laughter. . And to think the said marketer was a man in his 60s. Obviously, a retiree trying to make ends meet. The very reason I did not give him a piece of my mind.

Have you noticed their agents ask you what you do for a living before they invite you? . Hunger wey go beat those people dey do press up.

We are HIRING: Sales Representative, Accountants. Send your CV to goldelsh@gmail.com

Do u know any young Chartered Accountant between the age of 26 - 33 looking for job. There is a job opportunity for a Finance and Admin Manager in Ikoyi, Lagos. The package is btw 200k - 250k NET PAY. Tell any interested person to forward his/her CV to wale.soremi@dwc.org.ng Tonight.
Kindly Re-Broadcast, you might just help someone get a job!ù can visit www.emconsulting.com.ng or call 08038735021 for details.

Our Client is a leader in the financial services sector located in Lagos and looking to fill the role of a Trainee Financial Analyst in its Corporate Finance department.
Job Purpose:
Learn business by completing work assignments in the department, implementing educational knowledge; gain operational knowledge and experience required by working alongside managers and accepting delegated responsibilities and duties with the goal of eventually becoming a Financial Analyst.
General Responsibilities:
• Observe experienced workers to acquire knowledge of methods, procedures, and standards required for performance of departmental duties.
• Assist prepare charts and diagrams showing prior, current and projected revenues and expenditures to provide a basis for comparison and evaluation.
• Demonstrate appropriate understanding / working knowledge of accounting principles and internal controls, and apply them. i.e.;
Assist Analyze trends in revenues and expenses.
Assist Prepare spreadsheets, graphs, and charts to help illustrate financial trends.
Assist in presenting financial information to managers.
Assist in performing revenue and expense forecasts in order to make financial decisions.
Assist in Creating and reviewing financial records.
Preparing budgets.
• Track financial status by monitoring variances from plan as directed.
• Assist in preparing financial spreadsheets and other reports in order to predict current and future financial performance.
• Use company reports to analyze sales, gross profit and inventory activity.
• Identify trends and recommends proactive or remedial action to manage business situations.
• Report market activity to management by monitoring and analyzing competitive company activities.
• Work with and through management to develop and implement actions that protect company assets and profitability.
• Make presentations to management or staff on financial research and analyses performed.
• Achieve a passing score in all areas of the management training program in order to continue in the program.
• Any other assignment assigned from time to time.
Education and Experience Requirements:
• Must be a 1st class/ 2nd graduate of numerate or business management-related disciplines ONLY.
• Must have completed the mandatory NYSC programme
• Experience in financial analysis is desired but not compulsory
• Maximum desired age is 28 years old
Skills, Knowledge & Abilities Requirements:
• Basic proficiency in Word, Excel and PowerPoint
• Strong written, verbal and presentation skills
• Ability to interact effectively with a wide range of staff throughout the company
• Analytical skills, Assertive skills & Time management skills
• Ability to carry out detailed research without supervision.
Application:
Qualified graduates should forward CVs to ‘mgtpositions@stresert.com’ using ‘grade, school, course of study & age’ as subject of mail. e.g. ‘1st class, LASU, ECONOMICS, 27’ before 30th January, 2016. Only qualified applicants who meet the aforementioned requirements will be considered. (Please be guided)!

Mrpelumi1:
I beg you all to read this to the end, it might be of use to you!
I am actually a Young blogger and i started it in 2014 after i left secondary school... i worked for one person or another and i end up getting stories or getting scammed.. i then decided to stay on my own but nothing worked out because i bought several adsense which got disabled... just when i got an adsense account from a genuie source and i made my 2 months earnings $1300+ i got disabled again while waiting for my pin! that was in August 2015

I never loved betting, infact i hated people who do it i never knew i would fall a victim! in september 2015 my schoolmates introduced me to Bet9ja sport betting and the very first day i attempted it, i played with 1k and won N14,000 Little did i know that it was a welcome Notice! I used half of the money to buy a new pair of shoe.... and i took the rest the next day!
within 1 hour everything was taken away from me! I felt bad that day and i went back to my hostel. i kept on playing and loosing all my feeding allowances, food money, borrowed money, & hard earned money. The highest money i have ever won was 28k
Last week my uncle decided to send me 100k from USA through western Union and i decided to go and boost some of the money... i keep playing this thing not because i am addicted, but because i thought i can recover all the money i av loosed! and i see some people turn to instant millionares through bet9ja... Olamide,lilkesh,phyno and crazeclown supports it as been ambassadors to this bet companys!
I took 30k from the 100k my uncle sent to me to the bet shop last week and everything wooped away. i went to withdraw another 30k... it all went within the twinkle of an eye again... i went ahead t
o withdraw the last 40k and i only had 1k left to go back home. it sounds like i am the biggest fool of all time , but till now i cannot explain the spirit that pushed me to do so. I was just regreting and there was nothing more i could do.
Today Tought me the lesson of my Life! on wednesday my mom gave me 15k to keep for her when she travelled to ilorin she told me she was going to come back next week monday... so on thursday again, i was forced to go and play this thing.. i said within myself that i wont play with more than N1000 no matter the case only to find myself loosing the whole money as usual. then unfortunately, my mom called me that she was coming home on friday that i should get the money ready as she needs it to fuel her car and buy stuffs as she was going for a wedding i couldnt tell her anything because she trusted me and that is the only reason she gave me the money to keep! i started sending out messages to all friends on facebook 90% ignored me probably because i had one issue or another with them, i started selling all i had ...pages, groups, i even sold my phone at 3k just to raise money. finally i was able to raise N7000 ... My mom asked for her money this morning and i told her that i kept it in the bank that i was going to withdraw it from the bank... i went to bet9ja again to see if i can raise it to 15k and give her all the money without any stress. Everything went again as usual. That was when i knew that i am addicted and it is more like a curse i can break.

All i need is ADVICE! Should i forget all the money i have lost!

Treasury Bills Rate In Ghana Vs Nigeria

For those discouraged by the low treasury bills rate currently obtainable in Nigeria, Ghana might just be the next destination. Treasury bills in Ghana for the first week in January was 23% for a 1 year investment, 91 day yield is about 22.79% and 182 days yield now 24.35%.

Just like Nigeria, Ghana has been battling with a commodity bust that has made its currency one of the worst performing currencies in Africa.

Treasury bills rate in Nigeria has plummeted since the CBN changed its monetary policy stands and reduced the CRR to 20% and MPR to 11%. 90 days treasury bills rate in Nigeria 4.04%, 182 days 7.86% and 365 days 8.14%

ramalot:
Number 5, 6, 7 and 8 are completely FALSE.

Let's face it, Alexa is a business. They are owned by Amazon, and are more concerned about profits than rankings.

I'll give you an example:

If you have a ranking, say around 3-4 million, then you subscribe to Alexa's advanced metrics plan at $9.99 a month, you will see your ranking go from millions to under 100k within 3 to 4 days.

Do you imagine your traffic has simply exploded overnight? Nope! It's simply that their algorithm favors paid subscribers.
If you doubt it, feel free to pay for one month and see what happens.

They have the ability to offer accurate traffic tracking, but they refuse to do so, except it is paid for.

Abduletudaye:
I barely remember things...like today, i dont remember what i did in the morning...im just 26.. ....

My boss has told me to do stuff on her behalf many times but i find myself calling her again to ask.

Please help..its making work hard for me..

Billyonaire:
Please, where in the write up did it state that the naira will be devalued ?

leMuhito:
CBN to review banks’ dollar position

The Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, on Wednesday said the central bank would review the amount banks could hold in dollars as their trading positions in the foreign exchange market.

Emefiele stated this in a telephone interview with Bloomberg.

He said the CBN had in December stopped banks from holding any amount of their shareholders’ funds in dollars to curb speculative attack on the naira.

The CBN governor, however, said the measure was only a stop-gap action to stabilise the naira.

He added that the central bank would review the amount banks could hold in dollars as their forex trading positions in due course.

Emefiele said, “There will be a review in due course. But I can tell you categorically it will no longer be one per cent. It will be less than one per cent. The reason we put a stop to one per cent is because we felt that it was too large to be held by banks as a trading position.”

The governor also said the CBN had no plans to change another rule adopted around the same time that dollars bought in the interbank market should be used within 48 hours or sold to the central bank.

He said the naira is “currently appropriately priced” and no new measures were being considered.

Emefiele added, “We are satisfied with the current adjustment that’s been done. It remains a free entry and free exit market.”

The naira has been battered by crude prices, which have dropped more than 50 per cent since June.

The naira depreciated almost 11 per cent in the past three months, the most among 24 African currencies tracked by Bloomberg.

The CBN had last month introduced several measures to bolster the national currency.

On November 25, the central bank devalued the naira by eight per cent and raised the benchmark interest rate by 100 basis points in a bid to stem capital outflows and defend the naira

It also increased private sector deposits Cash Reserve Ratio from 15 to 20 per cent, i

However, analysts have said the measures implemented by the regulator had made it difficult for foreign investors to exit their holdings.

The Head, African strategy, Standard Chartered Plc, Samir Gadio, said, “There’s a risk that these measures last as long as the central bank feels it doesn’t have the ability to control the exchange rate,” he said by phone from London yesterday, before Emefiele announced the review.

But Emefiele said, “That is news to me that foreign investors are unable to exit their positions.

“If any foreign investor needs to exit its position, he should make a demand to a bank. If the bank cannot find those dollars to buy in the interbank market, the central bank will provide the dollars.”

It was also learnt that the CBN might devalue the naira after the elections in February

But the CBN governor said, “The elections have nothing to do with our decisions. We look at the economy, we look at what’s happening in the banking system and the foreign exchange market.”

Source: http://www.punchng.com/business/money/cbn-to-review-banks-dollar-position/

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