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Has the patient not gone to the market since his return from Plateau State?

So mumu people still dey abroad?

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

Another fake story.

Earlystar698:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/breaking-nnamdi-kanu-is-not-dead-he-is-alive-ipob/amp/

I suppose IPOB should allow Mazi Nnamdi Kanu to debunk the rumour himself.

ValCon888:
These animals were the real bad guys back in the day. Man was just a tasty snack like bush rat and life was like living in a nightmare.

Back then, a 40yr old man was considered a very old man because the mortality rate was so high.

If not for the Chicxulub Event, human beings (Homo Sapiens) would not be the Apex predator that they are today.

What is this one saying? Do you think humans existed then or you want to preach evolution to us?

RIP. My condolences to his family
Op, this is too long, please.

I know pride will not let Nigeria place order for the product.

See how the environment dey very clean.
But try come one country market...

Astark:
About Superclásico de las Américas

The Doctor Nicolás Leoz Cup, also known as the Superclassic of the Americas (Portuguese: Superclássico das Américas, Spanish: Superclásico de las Américas), is an annual friendly football match-up between the national teams of Argentina and Brazil. Founded in 2011, it is the successor of the Roca Cup.

Superclásico de las Américas
Organising body
Argentina AFA
Brazil CBF
Founded
2011; 8 years ago
Region
Argentina
Brazil
Number of teams
2
Related competitions
Roca Cup
Current champions
Argentina (2019)
Most successful team(s)
Brazil (4 titles)
Contents
Format Edit

The competition was played over two legs in 2011 and 2012: one leg in Argentina, the other in Brazil. The team that hosts the first leg will alternate with each edition; the location of the first leg in the first edition was determined by a draw of lots. The country that accumulates the most points after both legs will win the competition, followed by goal difference and a penalty shoot-out if necessary. The format was changed in 2014 and now the game takes place as a one-off match in a neutral venue.[1]

In the 2011 and 2012 editions the squads of each team were composed of footballers playing in either the Argentine or Brazilian league.[2] However, this rule was changed for the 2014 edition and both teams can now call up players based in other countries, such as those of Europe.[3]

Just be deceiving yourself.

Chai! We are in trouble in this unserious corrupt country.

Afrokit:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailypost.ng/2020/04/26/buhari-to-effect-nigerian-governors-lockdown-decision-monday/amp/

This will be a very dangerous decision. This will create room for the virus to spread easily. This will be favourable in Western countries where there are medical infrastructures.

Righteousness89:
Just like you cannot Hide Pregnancy, you Cannot Hide Kim....

It's a Matter of Time..

Time will tell if He is still with us or has Gone beyond!


Meanwhile here are 31 SILENT FACTS ABOUT THE RAPTURE. The Greatest coming Event to Hit Mankind

1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world. Matt 24:40-42.

 
2.  It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice. 1 Thess 5:2

 
3. There shall be no second version of the event. 1 Thess 5:4

 
4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares. Matt 24:38-39

 
5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity. Matt 13:49-50

 
6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions. Matt 5:20

 
7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats. Matt 25:32-33.

 
8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians and the Narrow Way Christians. Matt 7:13-14

 
9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy. Gal 5:21

 
10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins. Gal 5:20-21

 
11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church. Luke 13:27

 
12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness. Heb 12:14

 
13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others. Luke 13:28

 
14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board. 1 Cor 1:27

 
15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven. Ezekiel 3:20

 
 16. This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year! Matt 24:36

 
17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared. Matt 25:1-13

 
 18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade. Heb 12:14-15.

 
 19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood. 2 Tim 4:3

 
20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Naira cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures. Rev 6:15-17

 
21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”. Rev 14:6-7

 
22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only. Luke 21:34

 
23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc. Rev 8:3-4

 
24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever. Rev 14:9-11

 
25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Word Of Fire And Refiners Church, Father's Church, Omega Fire, Jesus Chapel, Exousia Kingdom Gospel Centre, Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Redeemed Christian Church, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because  then they will be facing a common enemy. Eph 4:1-6

 
26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more. 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Peter 5:8

 
27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously. 2 Tim 2:15

 
28. All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves. Rev 19:5, Rev 20:12.

 
 29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals. Rev 13:17

 
30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory. Rev 2:7, 2:11, 2:17, 2:29, 3:6, 3:13, 3:22.

 
 31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed! Rev 22:11-12

 

Take Heed and Ensure you don't miss the Rapture! Do that by Accepting JESUS CHRIST.

I appreciate your information, though I didn't read all. But there are some points to note:
1. After the rapture there will be no other time to repent because Grace will be taken away. So being serious with reading the Bible after the rapture will be a waste of time. Those who missed it but are sincere Christians but without oil, which is the Holy Spirit, in their lamp, will go through the great tribulation where they will seal their testimony with their own blood,since they did not have the real seal, the Holy Spirit.
2. The rapture, which is the first resurrection is not when the sheep will be separated from the goat. This refers to the second resurrection, when all who did not make the rapture will be judged. The sheep refers to those who will be pardoned because of the mercy of God while the goat refers to those who will not be found worthy at all. Note: the saints who went in the rapture will not be judged, rather together with Christ they will judge the world.
Read the book of Revelations for more.

It's so damn painful reading of your losses, that I couldn't find the will to write mine.

Just take heart all of you. We all will understand it better, by and by.

olasco2035:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/389814-no-date-for-resumption-of-covid-19-testing-in-kano-official.html

Una never ready at all!!

chillex8:
Good one
Lockdown achieved nothing.


Lagos, next .

Which Lagos?

KehindeAke:
Thanks guys for this. I have always read without commenting. This just jolted me to try.

Hi

We have only tested about 10000 out of like 120,000,000

You mean 200,000,000?

When talking about conspiracies against Africa and China you should at least mention one of the conspiracies.

FTC

Na wetin con kill Abba Kyari?

Op, you are on your own o.

R.I.P.

"I don talk am o, no be me talk am o"

This is really a pitiable condition.

It have set

It has set

I am fed up already

Do not bother your head with that. Just stay focused on God.

This country don turn to comedy finish.

Chai!!!
This Covid-19 don dey turn to comedy already.

Anyways, I just finished teaching my daughter how to make boat using paper.

They were trying to let Nigerians know that they too can do it, just like Chad.

odikwa very risky.

wait oh, am really the first to comment?.
Don't waste your time rejoicing cos the topic will not hit front page.

I think it's high time Enugu State government released the situation report regarding the two cases in the state. They can't just keep the people in the dark.